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| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 6.5(28443) |
| Listed in: | Comedy, Drama, Romance |
| Directed by: | Burr Steers |
| Actors: | Zac Efron Thomas Lennon Matthew Perry Tyler Steelman Leslie Mann Allison Miller |
| "Who says you're only young once?" | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Burr Steers | |
| Actors | |
| Zac Efron | as Mike O'Donnell (Teen) |
| Thomas Lennon | as Ned Gold |
| Matthew Perry | as Mike O'Donnell (Adult) |
| Tyler Steelman | as Ned Gold (Teen) |
| Sterling Knight | as Alex O'Donnell |
| Adam Gregory | as Dom |
| Hunter Parrish | as Stan |
| Mario Cassem | as Samir |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | as Janitor |
| Jim Gaffigan | as Coach Murphy |
| Randy Gordon | as Photographer |
| Tommy Dewey | as Roger |
| Ellis Williams | as Bailiff |
| Jeff Snyder | as Waiter |
| Antonio Lewis Todd | as Referee (1989) |
| Ed Ackerman | as School Cop |
| Will Schaub | as Referee |
| Loren Lester | as Mike's Lawyer |
| Alexander George | as Guy Hall |
| Larry Poindexter | as Dean |
| Bubba Lewis | as Dorky Kid (Ned's Party) |
| Chris Valenti | as Syracuse Scout (1989) |
| G. Lane Hillman | as Kevin (1989) |
| Gregory Sporleder | as Ohio Scout |
| Keith Oney | as Guy in Crowd |
| Leonard Wu | as Kid (Office) |
| Mihran Kirakosian | as Cheerleader #7 |
| Dres Reid | as Cheerleader #8 |
| Terrance Harrison | as Mascot |
| Christopher Scott | as Hammer Dancer #2 |
| Eric McCoy | as Hammer Dancer |
| Raymond Chacon | as Jazz |
| Jordan Schatz | as Mr. Adams |
| Justin C. Todd | as Football Player |
| Daniel Bateman | as Dancer |
| Albert Blake | as Dancer |
| Michael Bretten | as Partying Student in Pool |
| Joshua Carver | as Hayden Basketball Player #3 |
| Jason Castle | as Party Guy |
| Hugh Douglas | as Angry Kid at Party |
| Michael Dunivent | as Kid bullied in cafeteria |
| Jesse Heiman | as Mascot |
| Brandon G. Holley | as Party Guy |
| Benjamin David Howard | as Basketball Player #42 |
| Darin Maddox | as Stan's Posse |
| Paul McGee | as Basketball Teammate '85 Team |
| Lucas Mroczkowski | as Bowling Alley Party Guy |
| Alan Mueting | as School Administrator |
| Jonathan W.D. Newkerk | as Student Making Fun of Mike |
| Martin Pierron | as Punk Student |
| Leonard Jonathan Ruebe | as High School Student |
| Justin Sandler | as Goth Bully |
| David M. Tran | as Party Guy |
| Actresses | |
| Leslie Mann | as Scarlett O'Donnell (Adult) |
| Allison Miller | as Scarlett (Teen) |
| Michelle Trachtenberg | as Maggie O'Donnell |
| Katerina Graham | as Jaime |
| Tiya Sircar | as Samantha |
| Melissa Ordway | as Lauren |
| Melora Hardin | as Principal Jane Masterson |
| Josie Loren | as Nicole |
| Collette Wolfe | as Wendy |
| Linda Miller | as Female Janitor |
| Lorna Scott | as Secretary |
| Kodi Kitchen | as Hostess |
| Diana Maria Riva | as Judge |
| Angee Hughes | as Waitress |
| Nicole Sullivan | as Naomi |
| Margaret Cho | as Mrs. Dell |
| Hope Riley | as Girl (Wyatt) |
| Jeanine Jackson | as Scarlett's Lawyer |
| Liana Blackburn | as Cheerleader #1 (1989) |
| Lindsay Taylor | as Cheerleader #2 (1989) |
| Danielle E. Hawkins | as Cheerleader #3 (1989) |
| Shelby Rabara | as Cheerleader #4 (1989) |
| Katrina Norman | as Cheerleader #5 (1989) |
| Tiana Brown | as Cheerleader #6 (1989) |
| Rhapsody | as Cheerleader #7 (1989) |
| Tasha Monique Clark | as Cheerleader #8 (1989) |
| Vanessa Lee Chester | as Cheerleader #1 |
| Amber Estrada | as Cheerleader #2 |
| Chanel Malvar | as Cheerleader #3 |
| Galen Hooks | as Cheerleader #4 |
| Tyne Stecklein | as Cheerleader #5 |
| Kiara Nicole Ely | as Cheerleader #6 |
| Rachele Brooke Smith | as Hammer Dancer #1 |
| Megan Galiber | as Girl #2 |
| Renee Krieg | as ROTC Leader |
| Jaclyn Matfus | as Party Girl |
| Cody Kennedy | as High School Student |
| Erica LaRose | as Teen girl |
| Sagine | as Party Girl |
| Laura Siegel | as High School Student |
| Jobeth Wagner | as Punk Student |
| Maria Zambrana | as Basketball Game Patron |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Budget: | USD 20,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 64,149,837 USD (2 August 2009) UK - 9,222,483 GBP (26 April 2009) Philippines - 5,661,394 PHP (19 April 2009) |
| Plot: | In 1989, the teenager Mike O'Donnell is the star of the Hayden High-School. On the day of the final basketball game, Mike will be observed and may win a scholarship in college. However, his girlfriend Scarlett tells him that she is pregnant and Mike does not play the game. Twenty years later, Mike is a complete loser that blames Scar for his failures: he is not promoted to sale manager after working sixteen years in the same company; Scarlett is divorcing him; his teenagers son Alex and daughter Maggie hate him; and he is temporarily living with his best friend, the eccentric and immature millionaire Ned Gold. Mike nostalgically visits Hayden where an old janitor talks to him about second chance in life. During the night, he sees the janitor jumping from a bridge into the river and he unsuccessfully tries to help the man. Mike passes out and when he wakes up, he discovers that he is seventeen again. Further, he discovers that he has a second chance to fix his relationship with his family. |
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Original Soundtracks
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"Bust A Move" Written by Marvin Young , Matt Dike and Michael Ross Performed by Marvin Young (as Young MC) "Danger Zone" Written by Giorgio Moroder & Tom Whitlock Performed by Kenny Loggins "The Underdog" Written by Britt Daniel Performed by Spoon "On My Own" Written by Vincent Vincent Performed by Vincent Vincent and the Villiains "This is Love" Written by Simon Perry , David Thomas and Toby Lightman' Performed by Toby Lightman' "Kid" Written by Chrissie Hynde Performed by The Pretenders "Nookie" Performed by Limp Bizkit Written by Fred Durst "You Really Wake the Love in Me" Written by Toby Butler , Luke Ford , Daniel Higgins , Liela Moss and Olly Betts Performed by The Duke Spirit "Can't Say No" Written by Brandon Summers and Benjamin Weikel Performed by The Helio Sequence "L.E.S Artistes" Written by Santi White Performed by Santogold Courtesy of Lizard King Records "Rich Girls" Written by The Virgins Performed by The Virgins "Olympian Bass and Drums" Written by Nick South and Padraic McKinley PErformed by The McKinley South Experience "Drop" Written by De'Ongelo Holmes, Eric Jackson , Isaac Hayes III, Rick Rubin, Adam Horowitz "Cherish" Written by Ronald Bell and J.T. Taylor (as James Taylor) Performed by Kool & The Gang "Fergalicious" Written by Will i Am (as William Adams), Derrick Rahmind, Juana Burns, Stacy Ferguson Dania Briks, Juanita Lee, Fatimah Shaheed and Kim Nazel Performed by Stacy Ferguson (as Fergie) featuring Will i Am (as will.i.am) |
Goofs
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Continuity: When Mark and Alex are eating in the cafeteria, Mark's hamburger moves from his hands to the tray to the table, to the tray with a bite taken out, and finally back to his hands. Continuity: When Mike and Ned are sitting in the kitchen, icing their injuries after beating each other up, Mike's wedding band switches hands several times. Continuity: When Ned and the now 17-year-old Mike have the lightsaber battle, Ned falls to the floor. Mike starts with only one hand on the saber but then it cuts to Mike having both hands on the saber. FAIR: SPOILER: In the movie at the part in the divorce court, Mark/Mike looks down at his paper several times and his eyes move across the page (indicating that he's reading) but when Scarlet goes to get the "letter" only an address is on it. This was simply done to give the impression that he was actually reading the letter, otherwise the judge would have noticed that he wasn't reading the letter and have him kicked out. Continuity: In the scene where Mike and Ned go to the principal's office to enroll in school, the principal's computer monitor switches from Dashboard widgets to the Flurry screen saver and back again. FAIR: When back in 1989, Ned runs in late for the team picture wearing wizard robes and referencing a hippogriff, it may appear to be nod to Harry Potter (which was not published until 1997, and 1998 in America). However, the myth of hippogriffs is not a Harry Potter original, having been around for hundreds of years. Ned also makes reference to being "Dungeon Master", making it obvious he was playing Dungeons and Dragons, which has been around since the 1970s (hippogriffs included). Continuity: When Mark is eating his nasty sandwich, the camera zooms to only his face; there are food crumbs on his upper lips. The it zooms out, and zooms back in. Now the crumbs are gone. FAIR: In 1989, Scarlett is pregnant with Maggie, yet in the present-day scenes Maggie is only 17. Although the movie was released in 2009, if you pay attention in the scene where the students are sending the video of the fight to each other, one of the cell phones clearly shows a date of 2007 for the movie setting. Continuity: When Mark arrives for his first day at school in the sports car, he pulls into a space, parking almost on the parking space line. When he walks away from the car, it is shown properly parked and centered in the parking space. DATE: In 1989, a shot of the crowd shows a student in the front row wearing a pink and purple band t-shirt by the 21st-century band Paramore. SYNC: There is sound effect of the ball being dribbled when in fact Mike is only holding the ball deciding who to pass to. It was not, as previously assumed, a double dribble, but the wrong sound effect. Continuity: During the party scene were Mike is trying to convince Alex to talk with the girl who Alex likes, Alex's collar flips up and down on the right side as the camera angles switch. Alex's collar would have been flipped up from Mike padding him on the upper back while they walk towards the girl. Continuity: In the restaurant, after the "dork" admission, Principal Masterson has her hands clasped in front of her, yet when the shot changes she's holding a menu up. Continuity: When Mike/Mark is shooting free-throws before the second big game there are seven balls on the rack including one on the top tier, after he talks to the coach there are only five with none on the rack and there hasn't been time or the sound of another shot. Continuity: When Mark/Mike is comforting Maggie after Stan just broke up with her, the camera angle constantly switches in order for their faces to each be seen. When the camera is focused on Mike, Maggie's shirt is off of her shoulder, revealing her bra strap. When the camera is aimed toward Maggie's face her shirt is covering both of her shoulders. Continuity: Before young Mike makes his sandwich, he takes a stick of some sort of food and easy cheese out of the fridge. The camera is behind Mike when he starts spraying the cheese but you can clearly see that the yellow wrapper is still on the food. The shot changes to face Mike as he finishes spraying the cheese but the food wrapper is gone. Later when the shot returns to Mike, the food is back in the wrapper. DATE: When 17 year old Mike is dancing with the cheerleaders in 1989, the coach calls him Vanilla Ice, who didn't make it big until 1990-1991. Revealing mistakes: In the scene where Mike assists his wife with the shopping from the back of the car he runs his finger down the side doors. Two more finger lines are noticeable, suggesting previous takes. Continuity: At the beginning when the 1989 basketball team photo is being taken, Ned has his sweater on by one sleeve then at the next moment it's on by both sleeves, in the next shot only one sleeve is on. Continuity: When 17 year old Mike and Alex are walking towards the table in the cafeteria, Mike has his glasses hanging from the top of his shirt, but when he sits down it has gone. Continuity: When young Mike lifts his wife while dancing with her in the yard the one turn changes from clockwise to counterclockwise several times before he puts her down when Alex gets there. |
Quotes
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[from trailer] Ned Freedman: What are you eating? Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry... [squrits Cheez-Whiz into his mouth]... *all* the time. Maggie O'Donnell: Why are you dating him? He's bullying your brother Maggie O'Donnell: Who are you, my father? Alex O'Donnell: [after watching Mike dance with Scarlet] Do you dance with all your friends' moms? Mike O' Donnell: [Walking away casually] Pretty much... Ned Freedman: You look like a douche. Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a *douche*. Guy from School: [in background referring to Mike O'Donnell] What a douche. Ned Freedman: I think our hands just made a baby. Mike O' Donnell: [after being transformed] Come on, man! Don't you ever wanna go back and do high school again? Ned Freedman: No. I'm rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet today! Mike O' Donnell: [the girls are mercilessly trying to seduce him] Listen, girls. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you? Lauren: Don't respect me. Samantha: No! Don't respect *me*. Jaime: You don't even have to remember my name! Lauren: [In shock] Okay, wow. Samantha: Yeah, that's like, *really* slutty. Principal Jane Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime. Ned Freedman: I'll bring my longbow. Mike O'Donnell: [Scarlett's date arrives giving her carnations. Mike is behind her seeing this] Carnations? What a *douchebag*. Ned Freedman: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg? Mike O' Donnell: I have know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you! Ned Freedman: Vampire wouldn't tell, Cyborg wouldn't know. Mike O' Donnell: [to Maggie] I'm not gay! Mike O' Donnell: [to Ned] You look like Clay Aiken! Mike O' Donnell: If this were Afganistan, you would be pulled backwards through the streets by mountain goats with your hands cut off... just saying. [talking to Naomi about getting Alex mom a new man in front of him] Mike O' Donnell: When you're young everything feels like the end of the world. But it's not; it's just the beginning. You might have to meet a few more jerks, but one day you're gonna meet a boy who treats you the way you deserve to be treated. Like the sun rises and sets with you. [Talking to Maggie on the bleachers] Mike O' Donnell: Scarlet, before you go through this, I want to remind you of September 7th, 1988. It was the first time that I saw you. You were reading Less Than Zero, and you were wearing a Guns 'n' Roses t-shirt. I'd never seen anything so perfect. I remember thinking that I had to have you or I'd die... then you whispered that you loved me at the homecoming dance, and I felt so peaceful... and safe... because I knew that no matter what happened, from that day on, nothing can ever be that bad... because I had you. And then I, uh... I grew up and I lost my way. And I blamed you for my failures. And I know that you think you have to do this today... but I don't want you to. But I guess... if I love you, I should let you move on. [pretending to read a letter to Scarlet in divorce court] Ned Freedman: Okay, that's not safe or sanitary. That's your can now. We'll label it like that. Ned Freedman: Soooo, what did we learn in school today? Mike O' Donnell: That I'm a bad dad. Scarlet's Date: [Hands Scarlet Carnations] Mike O'Donnell: He got you Carnations?... What a Douchebag. Scarlett O'Donnell: [while fighting] I didn't ask you to marry me. Mike O'Donnell: But I did. Janitor: [Mike is staring at his old basketball team picture] Mike O'Donell! Mike O'Donnell: Do I know you? Janitor: No, but I know you. Mike O'Donnell: Oh, yeah? Janitor: High school star, never quite lived up to your potential. Sooner or later you all come back to your old school, stand there and look at the picture of the glory days wondering "What might have been." Seems to me you guys are living in the past. Mike O'Donnell: Well, of course I wanna live in the past. It was better there... Janitor: I bet you wish you could do it all over again? Mike O'Donnell: You got that right. Mike O'Donnell: [finds out that Scarlett is re-doing their yard] The divorce isn't final for another two weeks, so you have no right. Scarlett O'Donnell: Really? I spent the last 18 years of my life listening to you whine about what you could have done without me and I have no right? Mike O'Donnell: It's just that I put a lot of work in this yard. Scarlett O'Donnell: Did you? Really? Like the barbecue pit? Yeah, the way I remember that is that you spent about an hour working on it and then you spent the next two days complaining about how " If you had gone to college then you could have had hired someone else to do it." Mike O'Donnell: I don't think it was a whole two days... Scarlett O'Donnell: What about the hammock over here? Mike O'Donnell: Yeah... Scarlett O'Donnell: Yeah, I think you quit that one because you just decided not try anymore. Mike O'Donnell: Look, try to see things from my point of view. I'm extremely disappointed with my life! Scarlett O'Donnell: I never asked you to marry me! Mike O'Donnell: Yeah, but i did. Scarlett O'Donnell: Well, you don't have to do me any favors then. We're not gonna hold each other back anymore. okay? Mike O'Donnell: Scar... Scarlett O'Donnell: I'll see you in court Ned Gold: [looks at mike's clothes] What are you wearing? Mike O' Donnell: This is cool. This is hip. There's a picture of Kevin Federline wearing the exact same thing. Mike O' Donnell: What are you wearing? You're supposed to show up like a dad, you look like Clay Aiken! Ned Gold: Leave him out of this. Principal Jane Masterson: [Meeting principal Masterson for the first time] Hello... Ned Gold: Hi... hello. Principal Jane Masterson: [ Ned won't let go of principal Masterson's hand] uhmm... I think we're good here. Ned Gold: I think our hands just made a baby. Mike O' Donnell: Excuse my dad, he's not used to talking... to attractive women. Principal Jane Masterson: Well. thank you... Mike O' Donnell: Mark... Principal Jane Masterson: For that flattering yet inappropriate comment. Ned Gold: Before we get started i think you should know that mark's a bastard. Principal Jane Masterson: Excuse me? Ned Gold: I had him out of wedlock so I'm single... and very rich. Alex O'Donnell: [In the school restroom] Uh... can I get a little help in here? Mike O' Donnell: Alex? Mike O' Donnell: How did this? Who did this to you? Alex O'Donnell: The basketball team. Alex O'Donnell: But why? You're one of them, you're popular. Alex O'Donnell: Look this is kinda personal and I don't know you. Alex O'Donnell: I'm sorry, I'm Mark Gold, your uncle Ned's kid. I just stared here. Alex O'Donnell: Oh... cool... cool. Yeah I'd shake your hand, but it's taped in my ass. Alex O'Donnell: [introducing young mike to his mother for the first time] Hey mom this is Mark, Uncle Ned's bastard. Scarlett O'Donnell: Wow... Alex O'Donnell: I know someone had a kid with Uncle Ned [shudders]. Mrs. Dell: Okay, today we will be continuing our discussion with human sexuality and us we discussed the official school policy "abstinence". Mike O' Donnell: Now that is very sensible! I'm glad some here has there head screwed on straight! I think all of us should make a pact to abstain from sex! now who's with me? You guys come on. [the whole class laughs] Maggie? Stan: [after Mike's speech about abstinence and making love, the girls put the free condoms back in the basket] I don't need this. Stan: [grabs a bunch of condoms from the basket] Great, fine. more for me, i got enough for the whole weekend. Mike O' Donnell: Alex, what happened at the tryouts? How did it go? Alex O'Donnell: It was good, Mark had a great tryout he played great. Mike O' Donnell: Yeah. Alex O'Donnell: And so did I, I made the team! Scarlett O'Donnell: Oh, that's great I'm so proud of you! [hugs Alex] Mike O' Donnell: [joins them] You looked great out there. Scarlett O'Donnell: Oh Mark that's super inappropriate. Mike O' Donnell: [meets Scarlett's date] Carnations? What a douche bag! Scarlett O'Donnell: Mark! Dean: That's okay, I'm a single dad. It's totally normal for son's to feel weird with their mom's date. Stepping in their dad's shoes protecting their castle. Scarlett O'Donnell: He's not my son. Dean: Oh, then that's weird. Scarlett O'Donnell: It is. Maggie O'Donnell: Oh I get it. You want to play games. Okay, I'll be the hungry lioness and you can be the baby gazelle! Scarlett O'Donnell: Wait, I need to smell him... Principal Jane Masterson: Are you peacocking? Mike O' Donnell: Oh sweet baby Jesus! Ned Freedman: We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled. Mike O' Donnell: Bedazzled with rhinestones! Maggie O'Donnell: Why is the new guy waving at me? Samantha: I don't know, but if he were an apple he would be a delicious. Naomi: Mike. Mike O'Donnell: Nyomi. Naomi: *Nay*-omi. Mike O'Donnell: I don't care. Mike O' Donnell: See you later N*eye*omi! Naomi: It's N*ay*omi! Mike O' Donnell: Don't care. Maggie O'Donnell: You're different then the other guys! Mike O' Donnell: [hyperventilating] Yes, yes, very very different! So different that we could never ever ever be togother! Maggie O'Donnell: [sits down] Oh, are you confused? Mike O' Donnell: Well... yes I am very confused right now! Maggie O'Donnell: Oh, I get it. I should have known I mean your hair is always so sculpted and dude, your pants are really tight! Mike O' Donnell: ...I'm not gay! Mike O' Donnell: [When Ned finds young Mike in his house, and thinking its an intruder they end up fighting with light sabers] . It's me, Mike O'Donnell, your best friend. Mike O' Donnell: [Trying to prove that It's him] . You have an undescended testicle. Ned Freedman: Googlable. Mike O' Donnell: You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got caught. Ned Freedman: Public records. Mike O' Donnell: You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom. Ned Freedman: Covered by the local news. Mike O' Donnell: I had the craziest dream. I was 17. I was back in high school. It was terrible. Mmmm. Scar. Maggie O'Donnell: Scar? I don't see a scar. Look i know why you didn't want me to be with Stan. It's because you wanted me. [Mike bolts straight up and falls to the floor] . Maggie O'Donnell: Oh! You wanna play games? I can play games. Mike O' Donnell: Nononononono... Maggie O'Donnell: I'm a hungry lioness, and your a baby gizell Mike O' Donnell: [Mike gets chased around the room by Maggie] MaggieMaggieMaggieMaggie... nononononononono... Mike O' Donnell: If you only knew how inappropriate and disfunctional this is. Stop it okay. Mike O' Donnell: Maggie, I'm not the person. I'm not the person that you think I am. Maggie O'Donnell: You're right. You're not. You're good. You're not like the others. Mike O' Donnell: [Starting to hyperventilate] Not like the others. I'm very, very different. So different in fact that you and I could never, never ever ever be together. Stop Maggie. Maggie O'Donnell: Oh! Oh my god. What? What are you saying? Are you confused? Mike O' Donnell: I'm very confused. Yes, I'm extremely confused. Maggie O'Donnell: Oh my god, I... I... I get it now. Your hair is always perfectly quaffed and you have highlighs. Mike O' Donnell: What are you talking about? Maggie O'Donnell: I mean, dude your jeans are *really* tight. Mike O' Donnell: I'm not *gay*. I'm in love, Maggie. I'm... I'm in love. I've been in love with the same girl since i was 17, Maggie. Maggie O'Donnell: Does she go to our school? Mike O' Donnell: ...No... Mike O' Donnell: Do I know her? Mike O' Donnell: ...No... Maggie O'Donnell: Tell me her name Mike O' Donnell: No, Maggie, No. Maggie O'Donnell: Okay, but you tell your girlfriend to keep a close eye on you. Mike O' Donnell: Sweet baby Jesus. Stan: [Mike tries to stand up to Stan's bullying for Alex] Give me my ball back bitch. Mike O' Donnell: You know Stan I feel sorry for you. Stan: You don't know me. Mike O' Donnell: Oh, but I do all too well. Mike O' Donnell: You're the man. Captain of the basketball team, dates pretty girls, high school is your kingdom. But people, Stan is a bully. Why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a dick. Mike O' Donnell: No... no... Stan here is much more complex than that. Mike O' Donnell: See according to leading psychiatrists Stan is a bully for one of three reasons... Mike O' Donnell: [while playing with Stan's ball] One... underneath all that male bravado there's a insecure little girl just banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman Stan's brain is... underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively. Mike O' Donnell: Three... Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself big boy. Mike O' Donnell: [after Alex sees his mom, Scarlett and "Mark"/Mike dancing] She's just nervous... it's creepy, right? Alex O'Donnell: [stares at him, still weirded out] A little bit. Mike O' Donnell: She's so old; it's like... [stops himself and immediately walks away] Alex O'Donnell: You dance with all your friends' moms? Mike O' Donnell: Pretty much. Ned Freedman: I got you a little present. Don't worry about the cost. Mike O'Donnell: [opens small box] Oh. A whistle. Ned Freedman: Don't blow it. Play big! Mike O' Donnell: There's no path, Ned! There's no path. I can't do it! I just made it worse for them. My wife is happier, everyone's happier with me out of the picture, Ned. It's time to move on... Mike O' Donnell: Why are you burping? Alex O'Donnell: What? I have tummy issues. Get over it! Ned Gold: I can't act normal. Principal Jane Masterson: Clearly. Ned Gold: I'm just trying to impress you. I don't come to places like this. I'm a dork. I'm the kind of person who spends $10,000 on Gandalf the Grey's quarterstaff from the Two Towers. Principal Jane Masterson: Yes that does make you a dork. Especially since Gandalf the Grey only appears in Fellowship. He returns in Two Towers as Gandalf the White. Ned Gold: [speaking Elvish] So how's your salad? Principal Jane Masterson: [speaking Elvish] Good, the arugula is really fresh. So, how did you learn to speak Elvish? Ned Gold: The Learning Annex. |
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