Information
| Year: | 2004 |
| Rating: | 5.1(6647) |
| Listed in: | Comedy |
| Directed by: | John Waters |
| Actors: | Johnny Knoxville Chris Isaak Tracey Ullman Selma Blair Suzanne Shepherd Mink Stole |
| "Threatening the very limits of common decency." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| John Waters | |
| Actors | |
| Johnny Knoxville | as Ray Ray Perkins |
| Chris Isaak | as Vaughn Stickles |
| Nicholas E.I. Noble | as Weird Paperboy |
| Scott Morgan | as Neuter Yuppie Man |
| Wes Johnson | as Fat Freak Frank |
| David A. Dunham | as Mama Bear |
| David Moretti | as Papa Bear |
| Jeffrey Auerbach | as Baby Bear |
| Paul DeBoy | as Wendell Doggett |
| Channing Wilroy | as Male Motorist |
| Richard Pelzman | as Paw Paw |
| James Ransone | as Dingy Dave |
| Alan J. Wendl | as Officer Alvin |
| Jonas Grey | as Warren the Mailman |
| Richard DeAngelis | as Neuter Man with Sub-Titles |
| Ty Ford | as Taxi Driver |
| Randall Boffman | as Neuter Businessman |
| Doug Roberts | as Driving Neuter Husband |
| Carlos Juan Gonzalez | as Bus Driver |
| David DeBoy | as Dr. Arlington |
| Kevin Reese | as Ronnie the Rimmer |
| Michael Willis | as Tony the Tickler |
| Lance Baldwin | as Larry |
| Michael Gabel | as Mr. Pay Day |
| John Shields | as Chesapeake Cooking Man |
| Gaelan Connell | as Horny Kid |
| Frederick Strother | as 'Strange' Sex Addict |
| Richard Salamanca | as Fat Boy A |
| Britt Prentice | as Fat Boy B |
| Nathan Fulford | as Tire Lick Boy |
| Glenn Wilson | as Tire Lick Dad |
| Liam Hughes | as Coffee Sex Addict |
| Steve Mack | as Injured Neuter Man #1 |
| Don Hewitt | as Injured Neuter Man #2 |
| David Hasselhoff | as Himself |
| Bob Adams | as Bus passenger |
| Michael Ahl | as Sex Addict |
| Tim Caggiano | as Disgusted driver |
| Paul M. Clary | as Sex Addict |
| Gino Colbert | as Sex Addict |
| Lee E. Cox | as Extra |
| Sharif El-Mahdi | as Precision Driver |
| George Figgs | as Neuter |
| Mario Lamar Hunter | as Neuter Neighbor |
| Rick Kain | as Neuter Dad |
| Josh Katinsky | as Boy |
| Robert Neal Marshall | as Croquet Mallet Whacker |
| John G. Pavelec | as Neuter Neighbor w/Flyers |
| Thomas W. Stewart | as Neuter Husband |
| Stephen Szibler | as Shelf Humping Sex Addict |
| Jayson Vance | as Big Biker |
| Schuster Vance | as Neuter |
| Craig Wadlin | as Sex addict |
| Actresses | |
| Tracey Ullman | as Sylvia Stickles |
| Selma Blair | as Caprice Stickles |
| Suzanne Shepherd | as Big Ethel |
| Mink Stole | as Marge the Neuter |
| Patricia Hearst | as Paige |
| Jackie Hoffman | as Dora |
| Lucy Newman-Williams | as Neuter Yuppie Woman |
| Susan Allenback | as Betty Doggett |
| Rosemary Knower | as Woman Motorist |
| Jewel Orem | as Loose Linda |
| Shirleyann Kaladjian | as Gay Woman #1 |
| Hari Leigh | as Gay Woman #2 |
| Ricki Lake | as Herself |
| Susan Rome | as Messy Melinda |
| Gwendolyn Briley-Strand | as Anti 'Oral Sex' Neuter |
| Kate Kiley | as Anti 'Bear' Neuter |
| Grace Nalls | as Vaughn's Mother |
| Patsy Grady Abrams | as Neuter Old Maid |
| Joyce Flick Wendl | as Driving Neuter Wife |
| Jean Schertler | as Neuter Grandmother on Bus |
| Brilane Bowman | as Cow Patty |
| Kosha Engler | as Lu Ann |
| Mary Vivian Pearce | as Unjudgemental Ex-Sex Addict |
| Jean Hill | as Woman on Fire Escape |
| Lynn McCune | as Neuter Mom #4 |
| Jeanette Chivvis | as Fan on Airplane |
| Angela Calo | as Sexaholic Twin #2 |
| Susan Duvall | as Neuter Female Shopper |
| Leanna Foglia | as Sexaholic Twin #1 |
| Mary Lechter | as Neuter Mom #1 |
| Carolyn Rawleigh | as Protestor |
| Jennifer Rouse | as Convenience Store Sex Addict |
| Jocelyn Stone | as Neuter Wife #1 |
| Julie Winkler | as Sex Addict |
| Nancy Young | as Airplane Passenger |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | 24 September 2003 - ? |
| Gross: |
USA - 936,376 USD (3 October 2004) |
| Plot: | Lust is in the air on Harford Road and Sylvia Stickles, a grumpy, repressed middle-aged Baltimorean, doesn't like it. Though Sylvia's handsome husband Vaughn still has marital urges, his wife could not be less interested -- she has more important things to do. Not only does Sylvia run the family's Pinewood Park and Pay convenience store, she's also responsible for watching over her exhibitionist daughter Caprice. A go-go dancer known to her adoring fans as Ursula Udders, Caprice and her stupendously enlarged breasts are currently under house arrest after several nude and disorderly violations. But Sylvia's world is turned upside down one day after suffering a concussion in a freak traffic accident. Sexy tow-truck driver Ray-Ray Perkins rushes to her aid, and the stricken Sylvia realizes he is no ordinary service man; he's a sexual healer who brings Sylvia's hidden cauldron of lust to the boiling point. |
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"Sylvia" Performed by David Raksin Orchestra Written by David Raksin and Paul Francis Webster Courtesy of The Island Def Jam Music Group Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Red Hot" Performed by Billy Lee Riley Written by William Emerson Courtesy of Sun Entertainment Corporation "Smokey the Bear" Performed by Peter Pan Players and Orchestra Written by Steve Nelson and Jack Rollins Courtesy of Tinkerbell/Ambassador Records "I Need Your Lovin'" Performed by Don Gardner and Dee Dee Ford Written by Don Gardner, Clarence L. Lewis, James McDougal and Bobby Robinson Courtesy of Arista Records, Inc. Under license from BMG Film & Television Music "Teddy Bears on Parade" Performed by Peter Pan Players and Orchestra Written by Adelmo Melecci Courtesy of Tinkerbell/Ambassador Records "The Pussy Cat Song" Performed by Connie Vannet Written by J. Gilday, Connie Vannett and Joseph Skidmore Under license from Concert Products "Hello Darling" Performed by Chris Marshall Written by Chris Marshall Courtesy of FirstCom Music, Inc. "Tony's Got Hot Nuts" Performed by Faye Richmonde Written by Joe Davis Courtesy of Joe Davis Music "The Hokey Pokey" Performed by Ray Anthony & His Orchestra With vocals by JoAnn Greer and The Skyliners Written by Taft Baker, Larry LaPrise and Charles P. Macak Courtesy of Capitol Records Under license from EMI Film & Television Music "Black Tarantula" Performed by Jody Reynolds Written by Jody Reynolds Courtesy of TruGems Records "Open Up Your Heart (And Let the Sunshine In)" Performed by The Cowboy Church Sunday School Written by Stuart Hamblen Courtesy of Geffen Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Baby Scratch My Back" Performed by Slim Harpo Written by James H. Moore Courtesy of Hip-O Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Itchy" Performed by Sonny Burgess Written by Billy Lee Riley (as Billy Riley), Sonny Burgess (as Albert Sonny Burgess) and Jack Clement Courtesy of Sun Entertainment Corporation "Eager Beaver Baby" Performed by Johnny Burnette Written by Ruth Roberts , Bill Katz and Robert Thiele Courtesy of Geffen Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Goo-Goo Dada" Performed by The Carlisles Written by Hugh Ashley Courtesy of Mercury Nashville Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Itchy Twitchy Spot" Performed by Run C&W Written by Donald L. Von Tress Courtesy of MCA Nashville Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "The Backwards Alphabet" Performed by Soupy Sales Written by Moose Charlap and Elsie Simmons Courtesy of Capitol Records Under license from EMI Film & Television Music "The I-95 Asshole Song" Performed by August Campbell and the Spur of the Moment Band Written by August Campbell "Captain Chipmunk" Performed by The Chipmunks Written by Ross Bagdasarian and Janice Karman Courtesy of Bagdasarian Productions LLC "Boobs a Lot" Performed by The Holy Modal Rounders (as Holy Modal Rounders) Written by Steve Weber Courtesy of Sundazed Music Inc. "I'm on Fire" Performed by Jerry Lee Lewis Written by Bob Feldman, Jerry Goldstein and Richard Gottehrer Courtesy of Mercury Nashville Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Pop Up Song" Performed by Ruth Wallis Written by Ruth Wallis "The Bible Tells Me So" Performed by Don Cornell Written by Dale Evans Courtesy of Geffen Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Hump-a-Baby" Performed by Little Ritchie Ray Written by Richard Foos and Ritchie Ray Courtesy of Rhino Entertainment Company By Arrangement with Warner Strategic Marketing "Moanin'" Performed by Screamin' Jay Hawkins Written by Screamin' Jay Hawkins Courtesy of The Island Def Jam Music Group Under license from Universal Music Enteprises "On Top of Spaghetti" Performed by Tom Glazer & The Do Re Mi Children's Choir Written by Tom Glazer Courtesy of Geffen Records Under license from Universal Music Enteprises "Tell Me a Story" Performed by Jimmy Boyd and Frankie Laine Written by Terry Gilkyson Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "Makin' Out" Performed by Jody Reynolds Written by Jody Reynolds Courtesy of TruGems Records "(Baby Let Me) Bang Your Box" Performed by Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts Written by Sid Wyche and Teddy McRae Courtesy of Prime Entertainment Group, Inc. "The End" Performed by Earl Grant Written by Sidney Jacobson and James Krondes (as Jimmy Krondes) Courtesy of Geffen Records Under license from Universal Music Enteprises "Let's Go Sexin'" Performed by James Intveld Written by George S. Clinton Courtesy of New Line Productions, Inc. |
Goofs
| Revealing mistakes: Before running out of gas, car is turned off and in park but is still driving. |
Quotes
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Ray Ray Perkins: Ma'am, my name is Ray-Ray and I'm here to... service you. Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter. Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother. [from trailer] Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch! Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange. Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can! [repeated line] Ray-Ray: Let's go sexing! Big Ethel: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood. Fat Fuck Frank: But, Ursula! They're hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire, you know that! Fat Fuck Frank: Let them puppies loose! Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina! Big Ethel: You going to the movies, Dave? Dingy Dave: Huh? Big Ethel: [watching him scratch his ass] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you? Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict. Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis. Marge the Neuter: It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere! Big Ethel: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex! Paige: Admit to God... you are a whore. Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore. Paige: Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents. Big Ethel: [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex] You'll get a yeast infection! Mama Bear: Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus bear? Papa Bear: I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub... Baby Bear! Baby Bear: Grrrr! Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area. Papa Bear: When we take over, it's gonna be a... Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR! [Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm] Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan. Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area. [the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles] Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn. Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey! [to Fat Fuck Frank] Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure. Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road! [the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs] Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders! Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it. Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...! [Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows] Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters! Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C. Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity. Paige: So many vaginas, so little time. Marge the Neuter: Today, somebody called me a Neuter. And you know what? I didn't mind. If neuter means "normal," I'll say it loud - I am Marge the Neuter and I'm proud! Caprice Stickles: [explaining why she is going to have her breasts reduced] My back hurts. I'm getting sores. I wanna do housework without pain. I'd like to sleep on my stomach once in a while... Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California. Big Ethel: It's Harford Road! Dora: Your cunt is like a charity. You must give, give, and give... Dora: Ever take a rufie? Sylvia Stickles: No! Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long. Neuter Grandmother on Bus: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. You should move downtown where you belong, you whore! Big Ethel: Being a *whore* is a disease? Anti 'Bear' Neuter: Look, I'm not a prude. I'm married to an Italian. Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: [after Sylvia makes a move on him] That's it! I'm moving to Tulsa. Big Ethel: Don't run away. Join us for our decency rally today. Only you can prevent fornication. Neuter Man with Sub-Titles: Whatever... Betty Doggett: Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles] [Loose Linda busts into a family's house] Loose Linda: OK! Who wants to fuck me? [the Horny Kid raises his hand] Horny Kid: I do! [the kid's family and Loose Linda fight over him] Ray-Ray: One day we're going to discover a brand new sex act, one that's never been performed before. And we hope you'll be with us on that day of carnal rapture. Betty Doggett: There is no higher power than sex! Ray-Ray: A concussion is a terrible thing to waste. Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time! Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance! Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving? Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills! [at the Bear house] Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty. Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia. Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this... Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup! [Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her] Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in! Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police! Mama Bear: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is? Big Ethel: No. Papa Bear: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be! Baby Bear: Find me a significant otter! Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well. Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm! Big Ethel: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Neuter Old Maid: [to Big Ethel] I heard your daughter Sylvia picked up a bottle with her cooter in the old folks' home! Sylvia Stickles: Somebody, somewhere, finish me off! Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch? Vaughn Stickles: What's funch? Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch! Sylvia Stickles: Feel like yodeling in the canyon? Neuter Old Maid: My husband is on Viagra. Every minute he wants it! I'm Viagra-vated and I'm not gonna take it anymore! Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch! Vaughn Stickles: Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard! Neuter Yuppie Woman: To hell with this! Neuter Yuppie Man: We're moving back to D.C. where we belong! |
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