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| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 7.2(32163) |
| Listed in: | Drama |
| Directed by: | Ethan Coen Joel Coen |
| Actors: | Michael Stuhlbarg Richard Kind Fred Melamed Aaron Wolff Sari Lennick Jessica McManus |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Ethan Coen | |
| Joel Coen | |
| Actors | |
| Michael Stuhlbarg | as Prof. Lawrence 'Larry' Gopnik |
| Richard Kind | as Uncle Arthur |
| Fred Melamed | as Sy Ableman |
| Aaron Wolff | as Danny Gopnik |
| Peter Breitmayer | as Mr. Brandt |
| Brent Braunschweig | as Mitch Brandt |
| David Kang | as Clive Park |
| Benjy Portnoe | as Danny's Reefer Buddy |
| Jack Swiler | as Boy on Bus |
| Andrew S. Lentz | as Cursing Boy on Bus |
| Jon Kaminski Jr. | as Mike Fagle |
| Ari Hoptman | as Arlen Finkle |
| Alan Mandell | as Rabbi Marshak |
| George Wyner | as Rabbi Nachtner |
| Michael Tezla | as Dr. Sussman |
| Steve Park | as Clive's Father |
| Allen Lewis Rickman | as Velvel - Shtetl Husband |
| Fyvush Finkel | as Treitle Groshkover - Dybbuk |
| Ronald Schultz | as Hebrew School Teacher |
| Raye Birk | as Dr. Shapiro |
| Simon Helberg | as Rabbi Scott |
| Adam Arkin | as Divorce Lawyer |
| Jim Cada | as Cop #1 |
| Michael Lerner | as Solomon Schlutz |
| Charles Brin | as Hebrew School Principal |
| Michael Engel | as Torah Blesser |
| Tyson Bidner | as Magbiah |
| Warren Keith | as Dick Dutton |
| Neil Newman | as Cantor |
| Tim Russell | as Detective #1 |
| Jim Lichtscheidl | as Detective #2 |
| Wayne A. Evenson | as Russell Krauss |
| Scott Thompson Baker | as Sci-Fi Movie Hero |
| Landyn Banx | as Physics Student |
| Devon A Early | as Physics Student |
| John Edel | as 1960s Beach Party Attendee |
| Steven Wothe Jr | as Bar Mitzvah and Funeral Guest |
| Punnavith Koy | as Physics Nerd |
| Asher Pink | as Bar Mitzvah Guest |
| Actresses | |
| Sari Lennick | as Judith Gopnik |
| Jessica McManus | as Sarah Gopnik |
| Amy Landecker | as Mrs. Samsky |
| Katherine Borowitz | as Friend at the Picnic |
| Yelena Shmulenson | as Dora - Shtetl Wife |
| Jane Hammill | as Larry's Secretary |
| Claudia Wilkens | as Marshak's Secretary |
| Phyllis Harris | as Hebrew School Tea Lady |
| Piper Sigel-Bruse | as D'vorah Piper |
| Hannah Nemer | as Sarah's Friend |
| Rita Vassallo | as Law Firm Secretary |
| Rita Cannon | as Physics Student |
| Rachel Grubb | as Bar Mitzvah Guest |
| Sherilyn Henderson | as Neighborhood Kid |
| Nicole Kruex | as Physics Student |
| Lauri Mueller | as Bar Mitzvah and Funeral Guest |
| Helen Murray | as Grocery Store Patron |
| Lisa Pechmiller | as Bar Mitzvah Guest |
Movie info
| Languages: | English, Yiddish, Hebrew |
| Filming dates: | 8 September 2008 - 6 November 2008 |
| Budget: | USD 7,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 9,190,525 USD (3 January 2009) UK - 744,239 GBP (29 November 2009) Argentina - 98,235 ARS (9 March 2010) |
| Plot: | The suburban Jewish Professor Lawrence 'Larry' Gopnik is facing many problems is his life: his wife has just asked the divorce; one Korean student has tried to bribe him to improve his grade; he crashed his car on the road; his next door neighbor has trespassed his lawn; his sick brother moved to his house disturbing his family. Larry unsuccessfully seeks the rabbis of his community to get answers to his problems. |
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DATE: A Columbia Record Club representative informs Larry Gopnik that he received a copy of the Santana album "Abraxas". That album was released in 1970, three years after the movie was set. CHAR: Larry Gopnik is writing an equation on the board in class. At one point he writes delta p equals the square root of ^2 - ^2 which would be zero, but the correct equation has the squared inside the bracket in the first term under the square root: ^2-^2. This is an equation for the root mean square deviation of momentum in Heisenberg's uncertainty principle of quantum mechanics. Later in the scene, after the students leave and Sy Ableman appears, the equation is in the correct form. GEOG: Larry Gopnik teaches at a suburban college, but all of the mail he receives in his office is addressed to the zip code 55401. This zip code is in downtown Minneapolis, not the suburbs. DATE: While Rabbi Nachtner is talking to Larry and telling him the story of the goy's teeth, he is drinking Lipton Green Tea. Lipton Green Tea was not available in 1967. DATE: One of the albums sent by the Columbia Record Club was "Cosmo's Factory", a CCR album released in 1970, not 1967. DATE: On the bookshelf in the background in two separate scenes appears a set of the blue volumes of the Encyclopedia Judaica. The EJ was first published in 1971. Fact errors: F Troop was an ABC show, which would have been channel 9 in the Twin Cities at that time. Channel 4, that they kept trying to find, was CBS (WCCO). There was nothing on channel 7, a station they complained came in poorly. CHAR: Rabbi Marshak tells Danny "When the truth is found to be lies, and all the hope within you dies." The lyric in "Somebody to Love" is actually "...all the joy within you dies". Fact errors: Mr. Brandt and his son hunt and bag a deer. Deer season in Minnesota for firearms users starts in November. The calendars on the wall, and the weather clearly show the movie is set in May - June. CHAR: The mezuzah (a Scriptural passage usually enclosed in a small container, attached to the door of a Jewish home) affixed to the doorpost of the Sansky house, Larry Gopnik's neighbor, is on the left side of the entrance and tilted towards the outside. Mezuzahs are traditionally affixed to the right side of the entrance and tilt towards the house. Fact errors: The blessing that is recited from the bima before the bar mitzvah reads his Torah portion should be "...asher bachar banu..." but in the movie the blessing is said, "...asher natan lanu...," which is the blessing to be recited after a Torah portion is read, and both were supposed to be recited by whoever was called up to the Torah, which in this case was Dani the Bar Mitzva boy. Continuity: When Larry follows his brother out of the motel room at night he is barefoot. Moments later, by the pool, he is wearing socks. Continuity: Larry's first name is spelled differently throughly the course of the movie. The sign on his office door reads "Prof. Lawrence Gopnik", but the letter from Meshbesher is addressed to "Laurence Gopnik" . Fact errors: Danny repeatedly asks his father (Larry) to adjust the aerial on the roof. However, the Gopniks' TV is equipped with rabbit ears and a UHF loop, making an exterior antenna redundant. CHAR: Larry tells the feds that they are sitting shiva over Sy Ableman. "Sitting Shiva" is done only by the seven relatives which are: father, mother, brother, sister, spouse, son or daughter. And since they are not one of the seven relatives they aren't supposed to be sitting shiva. Continuity: The contents of principal Turchik's desk drawer changes as Danny and his reefer buddy search for Danny's radio. In the brief instant the drawer closes, several new items can be seen that were not there when the boys were ransacking the drawer moments earlier, including a set of Groucho Marx glasses, a toy ray gun, a yo-yo, a garden hose nozzle and a Playboy magazine. Gone from the drawer are a gyroscope, Pez dispenser in the shape of a pumpkin, and a set of finger cuffs. DATE: Toward the end of the movie the Hebrew School teacher announces that "The Weather Service has issued a Tornado Warning". The National Weather Service was known as the Weather Bureau until late in 1970. Continuity: While sitting on the couch drinking tea with Mrs. Samsky, Larry's hand can be seen holding the glass at various positions (higher and lower) as the scenes change. DATE: The school buses are painted yellow and black. During that time and into the 1970's Minnesota was one of two states (Nebraska was the other) that used orange and black for all school buses. It was only much later that they joined the more universal yellow and black color scheme. DATE: In all or most of the driving scenes, yellow center lane dividing lines are shown. Yellow lines did not appear in the center of U.S. roads until the 1970's. CHAR: When Rabbi Marshak lists the members of Jefferson Airplane, he omits Jack Casady and Spencer Dryden, who were also in the band at that time. DATE: The letter sent from Ron Meshbesher's office to Larry has been addressed using a laser printer rather than a typewriter. Fact errors: In the event of a tornado warning in suburban Minneapolis, air raid sirens would have been activated to notify everyone to take shelter. Fact errors: (At 1:10:44) Larry is standing in front of the blackboard. The equation behind his right shoulder, "hbar = h/2pi = 6.6 x 10^-34 in [mks] units" is wrong. hbar = 1.05 x 10^-34 Js in mks units. DATE: Larry and his wife use the term "blame game," which wasn't in use in 1967. Fact errors: On a close-up of a spinning record playing the track "Today" from the Surrealistic Pillow album, the label is A&M but the Airplane recorded for RCA. |
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Rabbi Nachtner: Sy Ableman was a serious man. Sy Ableman: I'm a serious man, Larry. Sy Ableman: Ember's is not the forum to discuss legalities! Larry Gopnik: I feel like the carpet's been yanked out from under me. Larry Gopnik: We're sitting shiva here. Cop #1: You're *what*? Larry Gopnik: A religious observance. We're... bereaved. Cop #2: Who died? Larry Gopnik: My wife's... [breaks off] Larry Gopnik: It's a long story. Sy Ableman: I fucked your wife, Larry! I seriously fucked her! Larry Gopnik: There's some mistake. I'm not a member of the Columbian Record Club. Dick Dutton: Sir, you are Lawrence Gopnik of 8419 Fern Hill Road? Larry Gopnik: No, I live at the Jolly Roger. Dybbuk?: I shaved hastily this morning and missed a bit-by you this makes me a dybbuk? It's true, I was sick with typhus when I stayed with Peselle, but I recovered, as you can plainly see, and now I-hugh! [She stabs him in the chest with an ice pick] What a wife you have! Shtetl Husband: Woman, what have you done? Dybbuk?: Why would she do such a thing? I ask you, Velvel, as a rational man: which of us is possessed? Shtetl Wife: What do you say now about spirits? He is unharmed! Dybbuk?: On the contrary! I don't feel at all well. [Blood begins to seep from his chest] One does a mitzvah and this is the thanks one gets? Shtetl Husband: Dora! Woe, woe! How can such a thing be! Dybbuk?: Perhaps I will have some soup. I am feeling weak. Or perhaps I should go. One knows when one isn't wanted. Shtetl Husband: Dear wife. We are ruined. Tomorrow they will discover the body. All is lost. Shtetl Wife: Nonsense, Velvel. Blessed is the Lord. Good riddance to evil. Larry Gopnik: So, uh, what can I do for you? Clive Park: Uh, Dr. Gopnik, I believe the results of physics mid-term were unjust. Larry Gopnik: Uh-huh, how so? Clive Park: I received an unsatisfactory grade. In fact: F, the failing grade. Larry Gopnik: Uh, yes. You failed the mid-term. That's accurate. Clive Park: Yes, but this is not just. I was unaware to be examined on the mathematics. Larry Gopnik: Well, you can't do physics without mathematics, really, can you? Clive Park: If I receive failing grade I lose my scholarship, and feel shame. I understand the physics. I understand the dead cat. Larry Gopnik: You understand the dead cat? But... you... you can't really understand the physics without understanding the math. The math tells how it really works. That's the real thing; the stories I give you in class are just illustrative; they're like, fables, say, to help give you a picture. An imperfect model. I mean - even I don't understand the dead cat. The math is how it really works. Clive Park: Very difficult... very difficult... Larry Gopnik: Well, I... I'm sorry, but I... what do you propose? Clive Park: Passing grade. Larry Gopnik: No no, I... Clive Park: Or perhaps I can take the mid-term again. Now I know it covers mathematics. Larry Gopnik: Well, the other students wouldn't like that, would they, if one student gets to retake the test till he gets a grade he likes? Clive Park: Secret test. Larry Gopnik: No, I'm afraid... Clive Park: Hush-hush. Larry Gopnik: No, that's just not workable. I'm afraid we'll just have to bite the bullet on this thing, Clive, and... Clive Park: Very troubling... very troubling... Clive's Father: Culture clash. Culture clash. Larry Gopnik: With all respect, Mr. Park, I don't think it's that. Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: No. It would be a culture clash if it were the custom in your land to bribe people for grades. Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: So... you're saying it is the custom? Clive's Father: No, this is a defamation. Grounds for lawsuit. Larry Gopnik: Let me get this straight: you're threatening to sue me for defaming your son? Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: But it would... Mr. Brandt: Is this man bothering you? Larry Gopnik: Is he bothering me? No. I, uh... [Larry stares awkwardly at Brandt until he leaves] Larry Gopnik: See... if it were defamation there would have to be someone I was defaming him to, or I... all right, I... let's keep it simple. I could pretend the money never appeared. That's not defaming anyone. Clive's Father: Yes. And a passing grade. Larry Gopnik: Passing grade. Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: Or... you'll sue me. Clive's Father: For taking money. Larry Gopnik: So he *did* leave the money. Clive's Father: This is defamation! Larry Gopnik: It doesn't make sense. Either he left the money or he didn't. Clive's Father: Please. Accept the mystery. Larry Gopnik: You can't have it both ways! Clive's Father: Why not? Rabbi Scott: No, of course not. I am the junior rabbi. And it's true, the point-of-view of somebody who's older and perhaps had similar problems might be more valid. And you should see the senior rabbi as well, by all means. Or even Minda if you can get in, he's quite busy. But maybe - can I share something with you? Because I too have had the feeling of losing track of Hashem, which is the problem here. I too have forgotten how to see Him in the world. And when that happens you think, well, if I can't see Him, He isn't there any more, He's gone. But that's not the case. You just need to remember how to see Him. Am I right? [He rises and goes to the window] I mean, the parking lot here. Not much to see. It is a different angle on the same parking lot we saw from the Hebrew school window. But if you imagine yourself a visitor, somebody who isn't familiar with these... autos and such... somebody still with a capacity for wonder... Someone with a fresh... perspective. That's what it is, Larry. Larry Gopnik: Um... Rabbi Scott: Because with the right perspective you can see Hashem, you know, reaching into the world. He is in the world, not just in shul. It sounds to me like you're looking at the world, looking at your wife, through tired eyes. It sounds like she's become a sort of... thing... a problem... a thing... Larry Gopnik: Well, she's, she's seeing Sy Ableman. Rabbi Scott: Oh. Larry Gopnik: She's, they're planning, that's why they want the Gett. Rabbi Scott: Oh. I'm sorry. Larry Gopnik: It was his idea. Rabbi Scott: Well, they do need a Gett to remarry in the faith. But this is life. For you too. You can't cut yourself off from the mystical or you'll be-you'll remain-completely lost. You have to see these things as expressions of God's will. You don't have to like it, of course. Larry Gopnik: The boss isn't always right, but he's always the boss. Rabbi Scott: Ha-ha-ha! That's right, things aren't so bad. Look at the parking lot, Larry. [Rabbi Scott gazes out, marveling] Just look at that parking lot. Larry Gopnik: She seems to be asking an awful lot. But then, I don't know. Somebody has to pay for Sy's funeral. Rabbi Nachtner: Uh-huh. Larry Gopnik: His own estate is in probate, but why does it have to be me? Or is it wrong to complain? Judy says it is. But I'm so strapped for cash right now, carrying the mortgage, and paying for the Jolly Roger, and I wrecked the car, and Danny's Bar Mitzvah coming up, I... Rabbi Nachtner: Something like this... there's never a good time. Larry Gopnik: I don't know where it all leaves me, Sy's death. Obviously it's not gonna go back like it was. Rabbi Nachtner: Mm. Would you even want that, Larry? Larry Gopnik: No, I- well, yeah... sometimes... or... I don't know; I guess the honest answer is "I don't know". What was my life before? Not what I thought it was. What does it all mean? What is Hashem trying to tell me, making me pay for Sy Ableman's funeral? Rabbi Nachtner: Mm. Larry Gopnik: And did I tell you I had a car accident the same time Sy had his? The same instant, for all I know. I mean, is Hashem telling me that Sy Ableman is me? Or that we are all one, or something? Rabbi Nachtner: How does God speak to us? A good question. Rabbi Nachtner: You know Lee Sussman. Larry Gopnik: Doctor Sussman? I think I - yeah. Rabbi Nachtner: Did he ever tell you about the goy's teeth? Larry Gopnik: No... I- What goy? Rabbi Nachtner: So... Lee is at work one day; you know he has the orthodontic practice there at Great Bear. He's making a plaster mold - it's for corrective bridge work - in the mouth of one of his patients, Russell Kraus. The mold dries and Lee is examining it one day before fabricating an appliance. He notices something unusual. There appears to be something engraved on the inside of the patient's lower incisors. He vav shin yud ayin nun yud. "Hwshy 'ny". "Help me, save me". This in a goy's mouth, Larry. He calls the goy back on the pretense of needing additional measurements for the appliance. "How are you? Noticed any other problems with your teeth?" No. There it is. "Hwshy 'ny". "Help me". Son of a gun. Sussman goes home. Can Sussman eat? Sussman can't eat. Can Sussman sleep? Sussman can't sleep. Sussman looks at the molds of his other patients, goy and Jew alike, seeking other messages. He finds none. He looks in his own mouth. Nothing. He looks in his wife's mouth. Nothing. But Sussman is an educated man. Not the world's greatest sage, maybe, no Rabbi Marshak, but he knows a thing or two from the Zohar and the Caballah. He knows that every Hebrew letter has its numeric equivalent. 8-4-5-4-4-7-3. Seven digits... a phone number, maybe? "Hello? Do you know a goy named Kraus, Russell Kraus?" Who? "Where have I called? The Red Owl in Bloomington. Thanks so much." He goes. It's a Red Owl. Groceries; what have you. Sussman goes home. What does it mean? He has to find out if he is ever to sleep again. He goes to see... the Rabbi Nachtner. He comes in, he sits right where you're sitting right now. "What does it mean, Rabbi? Is it a sign from Hashem, 'Help me'? I, Sussman, should be doing something to help this goy? Doing what? The teeth don't say. Or maybe I'm supposed to help people generally, lead a more righteous life? Is the answer in Caballah? In Torah? Or is there even a question? Tell me, Rabbi, what can such a sign mean?" [pause as the Rabbi drinks his tea] Larry Gopnik: So what did you tell him? Rabbi Nachtner: Sussman? Larry Gopnik: Yes! Rabbi Nachtner: Is it... relevant? Larry Gopnik: Well, isn't that why you're telling me? Rabbi Nachtner: Okay. Nachtner says, look. The teeth, we don't know. A sign from Hashem? Don't know. Helping others... couldn't hurt. Larry Gopnik: No! No, but... who put it there? Was it for him, Sussman, or for whoever found it, or for just, for, for... Rabbi Nachtner: We can't know everything. Larry Gopnik: It sounds like you don't know anything! Why even tell me the story? Rabbi Nachtner: [chuckling] First I should tell you, then I shouldn't. Larry Gopnik: What happened to Sussman? Rabbi Nachtner: What would happen? Not much. He went back to work. For a while he checked every patient's teeth for new messages. He didn't find any. In time, he found he'd stopped checking. He returned to life. These questions that are bothering you, Larry - maybe they're like a toothache. We feel them for a while, then they go away. Larry Gopnik: I don't want it to just go away! I want an answer! Rabbi Nachtner: Sure! We all want the answer! But Hashem doesn't owe us the answer, Larry. Hashem doesn't owe us anything. The obligation runs the other way. Larry Gopnik: Why does he make us feel the questions if he's not gonna give us any answers? Rabbi Nachtner: He hasn't told me. [Larry puts his face in his hands in despair] Larry Gopnik: And... what happened to the goy? Rabbi Nachtner: The goy? Who cares? Larry Gopnik: We had, I think, a good talk, the other day, but you left something that... Clive Park: I didn't leave it. Larry Gopnik: Well - you don't even know what I was going to say. Clive Park: I didn't leave anything. I'm not missing anything. I know where everything is. Larry Gopnik: Well... then, Clive, where did this come from? This is here, isn't it? Clive Park: Yes, sir. That is there. Larry Gopnik: This is not nothing, this is something. Clive Park: Yes sir. That is something. [a beat] What is it? Larry Gopnik: You know what it is! You know what it is! I believe. And you know I can't keep it, Clive. Clive Park: Of course, sir. Larry Gopnik: I'll have to pass it on to Professor Finkle, along with my suspicions about where it came from. Actions have consequences. Clive Park: Yes. Often. Larry Gopnik: Always! Actions always have consequences! In this office, actions have consequences! Clive Park: Yes sir. Larry Gopnik: Not just physics. Morally. Clive Park: Yes. Larry Gopnik: And we both know about your actions. Clive Park: No sir. I know about my actions. Larry Gopnik: I can interpret, Clive. I know what you meant me to understand. Clive Park: Meer sir my sir. Larry Gopnik: Meer sir my sir? Clive Park: [Careful enunciation] Mere... surmise. Sir. Very uncertain. Sy Ableman: Do you drink wine? Because this is an incredible bottle. This is not Mogen David. This is a - heh heh - a wine, Larry. A Bordeaux. Larry Gopnik: You know, Sy... Sy Ableman: Open it. Let it breathe. Ten minutes. Letting it breathe, so important. Larry Gopnik: Thanks, Sy, but I'm not... Sy Ableman: I insist! No reason for discomfort. I'll be uncomfortable if you don't take it. These are signs and tokens, Larry. Larry Gopnik: I'm just-I'm not ungrateful, I'm, I just don't know a lot about wine and, given our respective, you know... [Sy abruptly hugs him] Sy Ableman: S'okay. S'okay. We're gonna be fine. Arlen Finkle: We, uh, we decide on Wednesday, so if there's anything you want to submit in support of your tenure application, we should have it by then. That's all. Larry Gopnik: Submit. What. What do you... Arlen Finkle: Well. Anything. Published work. Anything else you've done outside of the institution. Any work that we might not be aware of. Larry Gopnik: I haven't done anything. Arlen Finkle: Uh-huh. Larry Gopnik: I haven't published. Arlen Finkle: Uh-huh. Larry Gopnik: Are you still getting those letters? Arlen Finkle: Uh-huh. Larry Gopnik: Those anonymous... Arlen Finkle: Yes, I know. Yes. Larry Gopnik: Okay. Okay. Wednesday. Arlen Finkle: Okay. Don't worry. Doing nothing is not bad. Ipso facto. Larry Gopnik: The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can't ever really know... what's going on. So it shouldn't bother you. Not being able to figure anything out. Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term. Friend at the Picnic: Sometimes these things just aren't meant to be. And it can take a while before you feel what was always there, for better or worse. Larry Gopnik: I never felt it! It was a bolt from the blue! What does that mean! Everything that I thought was one way turns out to be another. Friend at the Picnic: Then-it's an opportunity to learn how things really are. I'm sorry-I don't mean to sound glib. It's not always easy, deciphering what God is trying to tell you. Larry Gopnik: I'll say. Friend at the Picnic: But it's not something you have to figure out all by yourself. We're Jews, we have that well of tradition to draw on, to help us understand. When we're puzzled we have all the stories that have been handed down from people who had the same problems. Larry Gopnik: Please. I need help. I've already talked to the other rabbis. Please. It's not about Danny's bar mitzvah - my boy Danny, this coming Shabbos, very joyous event, that's all fine. It's, it's more about myself, I've... I've had quite a bit of tsuris lately. Marital problems, professional, you name it. This is not a frivolous request. This is a ser- I'm a ser- I'm, uh, I've tried to be a serious man, you know? Tried to do right, be a member of the community, raise the- Danny, Sarah, they both go to school, Hebrew school, a good breakfast... Well, Danny goes to Hebrew school, Sarah doesn't have time, she mostly... washes her hair. Apparently there are several steps involved, but you don't have to tell Marshak that. Just tell him I need help. Please? I need *help*. [the secretary rises, goes to the door behind her, opens it, shuffles into the dimness where she speaks quietly with the aged rabbi, who is idle. She shuffles back, closes the door and sits down] Marshak's Secretary: The rabbi is busy. Larry Gopnik: He didn't look busy! Marshak's Secretary: He's thinking. Judith Gopnik: We shouldn't put the kids in the middle of this, Larry. Larry Gopnik: The kids aren't... Judith Gopnik: I'm saying "we." I'm not pointing fingers. Larry Gopnik: No one is playing the "blame game," Larry. Larry Gopnik: I didn't say anyone was! Judith Gopnik: Well let's not play He said, She said, either. Larry Gopnik: I wasn't! I-... Sy Ableman: Aw right, well let's just step back, and defuse the situation, I find, sometimes, if I count to ten. [pause] One... two... three... faw... Or silently. [Long pause] Judith Gopnik: Really, to keep things on an even keel, especially now, leading up to Danny's bar mitzvah... Sy Ableman: A child's bar mitzvah, Larry! Judith Gopnik: Sy and I think it's best if you move out of the house. Larry Gopnik: Move out? Sy Ableman: It makes eminent sense. Judith Gopnik: Things can't continue as they... Larry Gopnik: Move out! Where would I go? Sy Ableman: Well, for instance, the Jolly Roger is quite livable. Not expensive, and the rooms are eminently habitable. Judith Gopnik: This would allow you to visit the kids. Sy Ableman: There's convenience in its fava. There's a pool... Larry Gopnik: Wouldn't it make more sense for you to move in with Sy? Judith Gopnik: [Shocked pause] Larry! Sy Ableman: Larry, you're jesting! Judith Gopnik: Larry, there is much to accomplish before that can happen. Sy Ableman: Larry, Larry, Larry. I think, really, the Jolly Roger is the appropriate coss of action. It has a pool. Judith Gopnik: Look, I didn't know any other way of breaking it to you. Except to tell you. And treat you like an adult. Is that so wrong? Larry Gopnik: Where do I sleep? Judith Gopnik: What? Larry Gopnik: Arthur's on the couch! Judith Gopnik: Look. Sy feels that we should... Larry Gopnik: Esther is barely cold! Judith Gopnik: Esther died three years ago. And it was a loveless marriage. Sy wants a get. Larry Gopnik: A what? Judith Gopnik: A ritual divorce. He says it's very important. Without a get I'm an agunah. Larry Gopnik: A what? What are you talking about? Judith Gopnik: You always act so surprised. I have begged you to see the Rabbi. Judith Gopnik: You know the problems you and I have been having. Larry Gopnik: Mm. Judith Gopnik: Well, Sy and I have become very close. In short, I think it's time to start talking about a divorce. Larry Gopnik: Sy Ableman? Judith Gopnik: This is not about Sy. Larry Gopnik: You mentioned Sy! Judith Gopnik: Don't twist my words. We... Larry Gopnik: A divorce-what have I done! I haven't done anything- What have I done! Judith Gopnik: Larry, don't be a child. You haven't "done" anything. I haven't "done" anything. Larry Gopnik: Yes! Yes! We haven't done anything! And I-I'm probably about to get tenure. Judith Gopnik: Nevertheless, there have been problems. As you know. Larry Gopnik: Well... Judith Gopnik: And things have changed. And then-Sy Ableman. Sy has come into my life. And now... Larry Gopnik: Come into your-what does that mean? You, you, you, you barely know him! Judith Gopnik: We've known the Ablemans for fifteen years. Larry Gopnik: Yes, but you you said we hadn't done anything! Judith Gopnik: I haven't done anything. This is not some flashy fling. This is not about woopsy-doopsy. Larry Gopnik: Sy Ableman! Rabbi Marshak: When the truth is found. To be lies. [the rabbi clears his throat] And all the hope. Within you dies. Then what? [the rabbi clears his throat again] Grace Slick. Marty Balin. Paul Kanta. Jorma... Danny Gopnik: Kaukonen. Rabbi Marshak: ...something. These are the membas of the Airplane. Interesting. Here. [He gives Danny back his radio] Be a good boy. Judith Gopnik: We shouldn't put the kids in the middle of this. Larry Gopnik: The kids aren't... Judith Gopnik: I'm saying "we". I'm not pointing fingers. Sy Ableman: No one is playing the blame game, Larry. Larry Gopnik: I didn't say anyone was. Judith Gopnik: Well, let's not play "he said, she said", either. Larry Gopnik: I wasn't! I... Sy Ableman: Aw right, well let's just step back, and defuse the situation. I find, sometimes, if I count to ten... [grasps Larry's wrists] Sy Ableman: One... two... three... four... or silently... [Sy counts silently] Judith Gopnik: Really, to keep things on an even keel leading up to Danny's bar mitzvah... Sy Ableman: Child's bar mitzvah, Larry. Judith Gopnik: ...Sy and I think it's best if you move out of the house. Larry Gopnik: ...Move out? Sy Ableman: Well, it makes eminent sense. Judith Gopnik: Things can't continue as they... Larry Gopnik: Move out? Where would I go? Sy Ableman: Well, for instance, the Jolly Roger is quite livable. It's not expensive, the rooms are eminently habitable... Judith Gopnik: This would allow you to visit the kids. Sy Ableman: It has convenience in its favor, they've got a pool... Larry Gopnik: Wouldn't it make more sense for you to move in with Sy? [pause] Judith Gopnik: [stunned] Larry. Sy Ableman: Larry... you, you *are* jesting? I think really, the Jolly Roger is the appropriate course of action. [first lines] Shtetl Husband: What a marvel... what a marvel. [last lines] Danny Gopnik: Hey, Fagle! Fagle, I got your... Larry Gopnik: I don't want Santana Abraxis! I've just been in a terrible auto accident! |
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