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Information

Year: 2010
Rating: 6.7(62970)
Listed in: Adventure, Family, Fantasy
Directed by: Tim Burton
Actors: Johnny Depp Crispin Glover Matt Lucas Mia Wasikowska Helena Bonham Carter Anne Hathaway
  "You're invited to a very important date 3/5/10"

Cast

 Directed by
Tim Burton  
 Actors
Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter
Crispin Glover as Stayne - Knave of Hearts
Matt Lucas as Tweedledee/Tweedledum
Michael Sheen as White Rabbit
Stephen Fry as Cheshire Cat
Alan Rickman as Blue Caterpillar
Paul Whitehouse as March Hare
Timothy Spall as Bayard
Marton Csokas as Charles Kingsleigh
Tim Pigott-Smith as Lord Ascot
John Surman as Colleague #1
Peter Mattinson as Colleague #2
Leo Bill as Hamish
John Hopkins as Lowell
Michael Gough as Dodo Bird
Christopher Lee as Jabberwocky
Joel Swetow as Man with Large Belly
Ethan Cohn as Man with Large Chin
Richard Alonzo as Man with Big Forehead
Harry Taylor as Ship Captain
Jim Carter as Executioner
Frank Welker as Additional Vocal Effects
David 'Elsewhere' Bernal as Hatter Futterwacken Dance Double
Chris Grabher as High Top Hat Juggler
Carl Walker as Party Dancer
Matt Dempsey as Party Dancer
Chris Grierson as Party Dancer
Dale Mercer as Party Dancer
David Lale as Party Musician
John Bass as Party Musician
Nicholas Levy as Party Musician
Patrick Roberts as Party Musician
Phillip Granell as Party Musician
Stephen Giles as Party Musician
Michael Chomiak as Reader 4
Parker Contreras as May Pole Kid
Xavier Declie as Red Queens Court
Greg Fellows as Partygoer
Geoffrey Gould as Party Guest
Daniel Hepner as Servant to Red Queen
Jack Kalvan as Fire Juggler
Matisse Mazur as Red Queen Henchman
Keith Roenke as Red Queen Courtier
Arick Salmea as Red Queen Nobleman
Gary Sievers as Red Queen Courtier
Nick Thomas-Webster as Red Queen Courtier
Austin James Wolff as May Pole Dancer
 Actresses
Mia Wasikowska as Alice
Helena Bonham Carter as Red Queen
Anne Hathaway as White Queen
Barbara Windsor as Dormouse
Lindsay Duncan as Helen Kingsleigh
Geraldine James as Lady Ascot
Frances de la Tour as Aunt Imogene
Jemma Powell as Margaret Kingsleigh
Eleanor Gecks as Faith Chattaway
Eleanor Tomlinson as Fiona Chattaway
Rebecca Crookshank as Strange Woman Kisser
Imelda Staunton as Tall Flower Faces
Mairi Ella Challen as 6-Year-Old Alice
Holly Hawkins as Woman with Large Nose
Lucy Davenport as Woman with Big Ears
Jessica Oyelowo as Woman with Large Poitrine
Caroline Royce as Party Dancer
Bonnie Parker as Party Dancer
Simone Sault as Party Dancer
Leigh Daniels as Party Dancer
Hilary Morris as Maypole Dancer
Jacqueline Delamora as White Queen Loyalist
Amy Bailey as Hatteress
Lindsey Renee Berg as Mad Hatter Kid
Libby Brien as Courtier
Brighid Fleming as Maypole Dancer
Brooke Forbes as White Queen's Court
Jessica Godber as Red Queen Courtier
Lindsay Lane as Red Queen Courtier
Regan Licciardello as May Pole Dancer
Savannah McReynolds as Maypole Dancer
Cortney Palm as Red Queen's Court
Mandana Rothschild as Reader 6
Erin Sharkey as White Queen Courtier
Jinny Lee Story as White Queen Courtier
Janaya Sultze as Courtier

Movie info

Languages: English
Filming dates: September 2008 - ?
Budget: USD 200,000,000
Gross: USA - 334,185,206 USD (4 July 2010)
UK - 42,169,542 GBP (2 May 2010)
Russia - 933,742,111 RUR (14 March 2010)
Spain - 22,878,143 EUR (27 June 2010)
 
Plot: Alice, an unpretentious and individual 19-year-old, is betrothed to a dunce of an English nobleman. At her engagement party, she escapes the crowd to consider whether to go through with the marriage and falls down a hole in the garden after spotting an unusual rabbit. Arriving in a strange and surreal place called "Underland," she finds herself in a world that resembles the nightmares she had as a child, filled with talking animals, villainous queens and knights, and frumious bandersnatches. Alice realizes that she is there for a reason--to conquer the horrific Jabberwocky and restore the rightful queen to her throne.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Alice" Written by Avril Lavigne Produced by Butch Walker Mixed by Deryck Whibley Performed by Avril Lavigne Courtesy of RCA/JIVE, a Label Group of Sony Music Entertainment

Goofs

  Continuity: When Alice takes the Bandersnatch's eye away from the Dormouse, the size of the eye increases to about the size of a baseball. The Dormouse had the eye tied to her belt, so it was quite small. But when Alice holds it in her giant size hand, the eye should have been about the size of a marble, not a baseball.
Continuity: At the scene of The Mad Hatter's beheading, the executioner moves the ribbon away from The Mad Hatter's neck. In the next shot from the beheading stage, the ribbon is in the same position it was before it was moved.
DATE: In the first scene, Alices father proposes to his business associates to extend their business all the way to Rangoon and Jakarta. In the eighteen-hundreds, Jakarta was known as Batavia. Its name was changed to Djakarta in 1942, the spelling Jakarta dates from 1972.
Revealing mistakes: While Alice is riding Bayard, her wound from the Bandersnatch disappears momentarily.
Continuity: Alice commented that the scratches gained from the Bandersnatch were "fully healed", and when she was fighting the Jabberwocky, no scratches appeared on her arm. However, in the second to last scene, when she is advising Lord Ascot to extend his business to China, she still has the scratches on her arm.
Continuity: In the scene where they are lining up before going into battle and are waiting for Alice to arrive, the reins of the white queen's horse are hanging down. The shot cuts to the white queen and Alice talking. When it cuts back to show the horse the reins are over the neck of the horse.
DATE: When the Hatter asks Alice if he's gone mad, she tells him he's "entirely bonkers." The word "bonkers" wasn't coined until after World War II.
Fact errors: All throughout the movie the creature Alice has to slay is called a "Jabberwocky". Carroll's poem refers to it as a "Jabberwock". Jabberwocky is the name of the poem, not the creature itself.
Continuity: When Alice is riding Bayard towards the Red Queen's Castle, her Bandersnatch scratch is on her left arm, when it should be on her right. Also, the flower that the Mad Hatter had put on her dress was on the left instead of the right.
Continuity: When Alice and her mother arrive at the engagement ball here mother's hair switched from over her shoulder to behind multiple times in the scene.
Continuity: After riding Bayard to the red queen's castle, Alice have to jump onto floating stone faces to get over the moat. On her final jump, you can clearly see that there are several faces left to get to the other end, yet after jumping she ends up on solid ground on the other end.
SYNC: While the red and white armies are marching to the "chessboard" battlefield, the sound of their marching isn't synced with their footfalls.
Continuity: The pendant that Alice's mother gives her before the engagement affair is nowhere to be seen after she falls into the rabbit hole. Alice's original clothing - minus the pendant - is later restored as she exits the rabbit hole.
Continuity: During the final battle, the Mad Hatter sticks a pin cushion pin into the Knaves' eye. In all subsequent shots of the Knave, his eye shows no damage.
Continuity: Alice unlocks the tiny door when she first finds the key. The door magically closes but we don't hear it lock and we don't see Alice re-lock it. It is locked after Alice drinks from the bottle.
CHAR: While looking at the scroll, the Red Queen says she would recognize Alice anywhere by looking at her hair. Yet when Alice is in her castle under the name Um, why doesn't the Queen realize it's her?
Revealing mistakes: When Alice lands at the bottom of the rabbit hole, her hair is standing straight up, as the room flips over we realize she has landed upside down. Due to gravity her dress should be over her head as well, but is is flat against the ground.
Continuity: When Alice is riding Bayard to the Red Queen's castle, the wide shots show the dog's back moving wildly up and down with Alice. In the closeups of Alice, she is hardly moving up and down at all.
Fact errors: At they end Alice and Lord Ascot discuss being the first to trade with China, and using Hong Kong as a foothold. Hong Kong was ceded to Britain in the 1840s as a result of treaties giving the British more freedom to trade in China.

Quotes

  [from trailer]
The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full
of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to
be as mad as a hatter. [picks up his hat] Which luckily I am.
The Red Queen: Off with their heads!
The Red Queen: I need a pig here! [Live pig is slid under her feet] I
love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
The March Hare: You're all late for tea!
[Throws teacup]
The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very
much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her
head was so small.
The Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: If you're hiding her, you will lose your
heads.
The Mad Hatter: [as Stayn clutches his throat] [strained] Already
lost them.
\White Queen: We have our champion
Cheshire Cat: [suddenly appearing] [notices the marks on Alice's arm]
It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.
Alice Kingsley: [to herself] I've never stopped dreaming.
Cheshire Cat: What did that to you?
Alice Kingsley: Bander who... the bander...
Cheshire Cat: The Bandersnatch? [suddenly appears behind Alice, she
turns to face him] Well, I'd better have a look.
Alice Kingsley: What are you doing?
Cheshire Cat: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporting
skills, or it will fester and putrefy.
Alice Kingsley: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake
up.
Cheshire Cat: At least let me bind it for you? [Alice holds out her
arm and he wraps the wound with a piece of cloth] What do you call
yourself?
Alice Kingsley: Alice.
Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice?
Alice Kingsley: There's been some debate about that.
Cheshire Cat: I never get involved in politics. [disappears]
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad? [Alice checks Hatter's temperature]
Alice Kingsley: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell
you a secret. All the best people are.
The Mad Hatter: I'm investigating things that begin with the letter
M.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Alice has escaped. [Red Queen slaps him]
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: On the Bandersnatch. [Red Queen slaps him
again]
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: With the Vorpal Sword. [Red Queen slaps him
again]
The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] You used to be much more..."muchier."
You've lost your muchness.
Cheshire Cat: Goodbye, sweet hat.
Blue Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice Kingsley: Absolem?
Blue Caterpillar: You're not Absolem. I'm Absolem. Stupid girl.
Jabberwocky: So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
Alice Kingsley: We have never met.
Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the
Vorpal one.
The Red Queen: You're right, Stayne. It is far better to be feared
than loved.
The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: We're looking for the girl called Alice.
The Mad Hatter: Speaking of the Queen, here's a little song we used
to sing in her honor:
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Twinkle twinkle little
bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up..."
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Wraps arm around Hatter's throat] If
you're hiding her you'll lose your heads.
The Mad Hatter: *Already lost them.* All together now!
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, The March Hare: "Up above the world you
fly, like a tea tray in the sky. Twinkle twinkle..."
The March Hare: Spoon!
Alice Kingsley: How's *this* for muchness?
The Mad Hatter: 'Twas brillig/and the slithy toves/did gyre and
gimbel in the wabe/all mimsy were the borogoves/and the mome raths
outgrabe.
Alice Kingsley: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
The Red Queen: How would you like to have your head hacked off?
The Mad Hatter: [chuckles]
The Red Queen: Stop that.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Stayne sees Alice] And who is this lovely
creature?
The Red Queen: Um, my new favourite.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] What is your name?
The Red Queen: Um.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped
the Queen's mind.
The Red Queen: Her name is Um, IDIOT!
The Mad Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken...
vigorously.
Alice Kingsley: I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched and stuffed
into a teapot!
Dodo Bird: [Watching Alice struggle with size changing] You'd think
she'd remember all of this from the first time.
The Mad Hatter: Well. The entire world is falling to ruins and poor
Cheshire's off his tea.
The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.
Alice Kingsley: A hat?
The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the
absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?
Lady Ascot: Imbeciles! The garden is planted with white roses when
I've specifically asked the red.
Alice Kingsley: You can always paint the roses red.
Lady Ascot: What an odd thing to say.
The March Hare: Would you like some battenberg?
[last lines]
Alice Kingsley: [to a blue butterfly landing on her shoulder] Hello,
Absolem.
Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible
things before breakfast.
The Mad Hatter: That is an excellent practice.
The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small or too tall?
The Red Queen: And what is this?
White Rabbit: It's a who, majesty. This is... um...
The Red Queen: 'Um'?
Alice Kingsley: From Umbridge.
The Red Queen: What happened to your clothes?
Alice Kingsley: I outgrew them. I've been growing an awful lot
lately. I tower over everyone in Umbridge. They laugh at me. So,
I've come to you hoping you might understand what it's like.
The Red Queen: My dear girl, anyone with a head that large is welcome
in my court. Someone find her some clothes, use the curtains if you
must, but clothe this enormous girl.
The Red Queen: Someone has stolen three of my tarts!
Lady Ascot: Do you know what I fear most?
Alice Kingsley: The decline of the aristocracy?
Lady Ascot: Ugly grandchildren.
Alice Kingsley: I try to believe in as many as six impossible things
before breakfast. Count them, Alice. One, there are drinks that
make you shrink. Two, there are foods that make you grow. Three,
animals can talk. Four, cats can disappear. Five, there is a place
called Underland. Six, I can slay the Jabberwocky.
The Mad Hatter: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and
gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome
raths outgrabe.
Alice Kingsley: Sorry, what was that?
The Mad Hatter: What was what? [continues walking] The Jabberwock,
with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the
Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal
sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead,
and with its head He went galumphing back. Its all about you, you
know
Alice Kingsley: I'm not slaying anything. I don't slay, so put it out
of your mind
The Mad Hatter: ...Mind? [Hatter stops, puts Alice down on a log, and
continues walking]
Alice Kingsley: Wait! You Cant leave me here!
The Mad Hatter: You don't slay? Do you have any idea what the Red
Queen has done? You don't slay.
Alice Kingsley: I couldn't if i wanted to.
The Mad Hatter: You're not the same as you were before You were much
more..."muchier" You've lost your "muchness"
Alice Kingsley: My "muchness"?
The Mad Hatter: [Points to Alice's heart] In there.
The Red Queen: She's slain my Jabber-baby-wocky?
Alice Kingsley: Hatter, why *is* a raven like a writing desk?
The Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.
Cheshire Cat: All this talk of blood and slaying has put me off my
tea.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Well, if it isn't my favorite trio... of
lunatics.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: You're all mad.
The March Hare: Thanks very much.
The Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!
Alice Kingsley: I *make* the path!
Alice Kingsley: Lost my muchness, have I?
White Rabbit: Well. If it isn't the *wrong* Alice.
The Mad Hatter: What is the hatter with me?
The Red Queen: Never mind him. He's mad.
White Queen: You're a little taller than I thought you'd be.
Blue Caterpillar: You're almost Alice.
The Mad Hatter: Yes, yes-but you would have to be half-mad to dream
me up.
White Queen: Because when you step out to face that creature, you
will step out on your own.
Blue Caterpillar: I can't help you if you don't even know who you
are, stupid girl.
The March Hare: Twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle...
Dormouse: I'm right behind you.
The Mad Hatter: Rise up against the bloody red queen.
The Mad Hatter: [Hatter looks scornfully at her]
The Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Dodo Bird, White Rabbit, Tweedledee: Down
with the bloody red queen!
The Red Queen: Where's your champion, Sister?
Alice Kingsley: Here.
Alice Kingsley: Enough chatter.
Alice Kingsley: [Chops off Jabberwocky's tongue. The White Queen
looks like she's going to puke]
Alice Kingsley: Off-with-your-head!
Alice Kingsley: [Cuts off Jabberwocky's head]
The Mad Hatter: You could stay.
Alice Kingsley: What an idea. What a mad, crazy, wonderful idea.
[They smile at each other]... But I can't.
Cheshire Cat: Who are you?
Alice Kingsley: I'm Alice.
Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice?
Alice Kingsley: There's some dispute about that.
Alice Kingsley: I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you. You're not the
right man for me. And there's that trouble with your digestion.
[Alice walks over to her sister]
Alice Kingsley: I love you, Margaret, but this is my life. I'll
decide what to do with it.
[Alice turns to Lowell, meeting his sour look with a stern glare]
Alice Kingsley: You're lucky to have my sister for your wife, Lowell,
and be good to her. I'll be watching very closely.
[Alice goes up to Aunt Imogene and takes her hands]
Alice Kingsley: There is no prince, Aunt Imogene. You need to talk to
someone about these delusions.
[Alice walks past Lady Ascot, looking sternly at her]
Alice Kingsley: I happen to love rabbits, especially white ones.
[Alice goes up to her mother]
Alice Kingsley: Don't worry, Mother. I'll find something useful to do
with my life.
[Alice turns to the Chattaway sisters]
Alice Kingsley: You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a
dream.
Lord Ascot: You've left me out.
Alice Kingsley: No, I haven't, sir. You and I have business to
discuss.
Lord Ascot: Shall we speak in the study?
[Alice smiles and starts to head to the house, when suddenly she
turns back to the crowd]
Alice Kingsley: Oh. And one more thing.
[Alice lifts the hem of her dress to her knees and does the
Futterwacken]
[first lines]
Lord Ascot: Charles, you have lost your senses? This picture is
impossible.
Charles Kingsleigh: Precisely. Gentlemen, the only way to achieve the
impossible, is to believe it's possible.
Alice Kingsley: It's only a dream...
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Alice... Of course, why didn't I see it?
Well, it has been a long time and you were such a little tyke then.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Um forced herself on me. I told her my
heart belongs to you-she's obsessed with me.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!
Cheshire Cat: How's the arm, love?
The Mad Hatter: [from trailer] [Meeting the Red Queen] You have a
regrettably large head! I would very much like to hat it!
The Red Queen: [the Mad Hatter is brought into The Red Queen's court]
Where is Alice?
The Mad Hatter: I've been considering words that start with the
letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice.
The Red Queen: Well, we're looking for an A word right now. Where is
Alice?
Alice Kingsley: Aunt Imogene, I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a
rabbit in a waistcoat.
Aunt Imogene: Can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. I'm
waiting for my fiance.
Alice Kingsley: You have a fiance?
Aunt Imogene: Hmm.
Alice Kingsley: [sees White Rabbit again] There! Did you see it?
Aunt Imogene: [ignores] He's a prince. But alas, he cannot marry me
unless he renounces his throne. It's tragic, isn't it?
Alice Kingsley: Very.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [pinning Alice against the wall] I like
you, Um. I like... largeness.
Alice Kingsley: Who's to say what is "proper"? What if it was agreed
that "proper" was wearing a codfish on your head? Would you wear
it?
The Red Queen: Ilosovic Stayne, you Knave. Where have you been
lurking?
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Majesty, I have found... the Oraculum.
[unrolls it with a flourish]
The Red Queen: Is that it? Seems so ordinary for an oracle.
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [pointing] Look here, on the Frabjous Day.
The Red Queen: [frowning] I'd know that tangled mess of hair
anywhere. Is it Alice?
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: I believe it is.
The Red Queen: What's she doing to my darling Jabberwocky?
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [examining his gloves, deadpan] She appears
to be slaying it.
The Red Queen: [angry] She killed my Jabberbabywocky?
Stayne - Knave of Hearts: Not yet, but it will happen if we don't
stop her.

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