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| Year: | 1999 |
| Rating: | 6.9(106446) |
| Listed in: | Comedy, Romance |
| Directed by: | Chris Weitz Paul Weitz |
| Actors: | Jason Biggs Chris Klein Thomas Ian Nicholas Alyson Hannigan Shannon Elizabeth Tara Reid |
| "There's something about your first piece." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Chris Weitz | |
| Paul Weitz | |
| Actors | |
| Jason Biggs | as Jim Levenstein |
| Chris Klein | as Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher |
| Thomas Ian Nicholas | as Kevin Myers |
| Eddie Kaye Thomas | as Paul Finch |
| Seann William Scott | as Steve Stifler |
| Eugene Levy | as Jim's Dad |
| Chris Owen | as Chuck Sherman |
| Eric Lively | as Albert |
| Lawrence Pressman | as Coach Marshall |
| Clyde Kusatsu | as English Teacher |
| Woody Schultz | as Party Guy |
| Casey Erklin | as Drinking Buddy |
| Justin Isfeld | as Justin, 'MILF' Guy #1 |
| John Cho | as John, 'MILF' Guy #2 |
| Fletcher Sheridan | as Vocal Jazz Group |
| Jamar Cargo | as Vocal Jazz Group |
| Jay Rossi | as Sushi Customer |
| Ashton Dane | as Vicky's Dad |
| Eli Marienthal | as Matt Stifler |
| Travis Cody Aimer | as Computer Nerd |
| Mark Hoppus | as Garage Band Member |
| Thomas DeLonge | as Garage Band Member |
| Daniel Spink | as Guy with Monkey |
| James DeBello | as Enthusiastic Guy |
| David Kuhn | as Prom Band Singer |
| Dan Coronel | as Lacrosse Referee |
| Pete Pallad | as Lacrosse Referee |
| J.D. Doyle | as Lacrosee Referee |
| Lito Coronel | as Lacrosse Referee |
| Markus Botnick | as Assistant Lacrosse Coach |
| Robby Murakami | as Lacrosse Player |
| Addison Krantz | as Lacrosse Player |
| Alex Nies | as Lacrosse Player |
| Roger Sewell | as Lacrosse Player |
| Donald J. Collins | as Lacrosse Player |
| Ryan Bates | as Lacrosse Player |
| Joe Park | as Lacrosse Player |
| Walter Toole | as Lacrosse Player |
| Travis Petraglia | as Lacrosse Player |
| Richard Schoenberg | as Lacrosse Player |
| Amon Button | as Lacrosse Player |
| Steven Hopkins | as Lacrosse Player |
| Peter McPartlin | as Lacrosse Player |
| Sean Elder | as Lacrosse Player |
| Sean Whitacre | as Lacrosse Player |
| Jon Mark Fabiano | as Lacrosse Player |
| Ian Televik | as Lacrosse Player |
| Joshua Mele | as Lacrosse Player |
| Gian Caputo | as Lacrosse Player |
| Garret Kellenberger | as Lacrosse Player |
| Timothy Sovay | as Lacrosse Player |
| Steven McAfoose | as Lacrosse Player |
| Kevin Tidgewell | as Lacrosse Player |
| Jesse Patterson | as Lacrosse Player |
| Jeff Schwartz | as Lacrosse Player |
| Chris Loudos | as Lacrosse Player |
| Lyle Tomlinson | as Lacrosse Player |
| Sami Atayan | as Lacrosse Player |
| Kurt Zimmerman | as Lacrosse Player |
| Tom Christian | as Lacrosse Player |
| Dustan Beitey | as Lacrosse Player |
| Chris McGnie | as Lacrosse Player |
| Tri C. Nuguyen | as Lacrosse Player |
| Kirk Lamitie | as Lacrosse Player |
| Todd Samuel Parker | as Lacrosse Player |
| Casey Affleck | as Tom Myers |
| Travis Barker | as Garage Band Member |
| Mark Eugene Garcia | as Friend |
| Jim Henry | as Lacrosse Player |
| Jami Philbrick | as Guy with Headphones on in Lunch Line |
| Chris Weitz | as Male Voice in Porn Film |
| Actresses | |
| Alyson Hannigan | as Michelle Flaherty |
| Shannon Elizabeth | as Nadia |
| Tara Reid | as Victoria 'Vicky' Lathum |
| Natasha Lyonne | as Jessica |
| Mena Suvari | as Heather |
| Jennifer Coolidge | as Stifler's Mom |
| Molly Cheek | as Jim's Mom |
| Christina Milian | as Band Member |
| Annika Hays | as Party Girl |
| Eden Riegel | as Sarah, the Sophomore Chick |
| Veronica Lauren | as Vocal Jazz Girl |
| Monica McSwain | as Vocal Jazz Girl |
| Robyn Roth | as Vocal Jazz Group |
| Akuyoe Graham | as Vocal Jazz Teacher |
| Katie Lansdale | as Enthralled Girl |
| Linda Gehringer | as Vicky's Mom |
| Sasha Barrese | as Courtney, the Random Cute Girl |
| Amber Phillips | as Computer Girl |
| Clementine Ford | as Computer Girl |
| Hilary Angelo | as Girl Holding Out |
| Jasmine Stocken | as Bathroom Girl |
| Jillian Bach | as Bathroom Girl |
| Alexandra Adi | as Central Michigan University Girl |
| Jennifer Austin | as Friend |
| Ingrid K. Behrens | as Female Voice in Porn Film |
| Melissa Noble | as Prom Band Geek |
| Marilyn Staley | as T.V. Hostess |
| Tara Subkoff | as College Girl |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | 21 July 1998 - 11 September 1998 |
| Budget: | USD 11,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 99,932,930 USD (12 September 1999) UK - 9,832,702 GBP (31 October 1999) Worldwide - 132,922,000 USD (except USA) |
| Plot: | At a high-school party, four friends (Jim, Kevin, Finch, and Oz) find that losing their collective virginity isn't as easy as they had thought. But they still believe that they need to do so before college. To motivate themselves, they enter a pact to try to be the first to "score." And of course, the senior prom is their last best chance. As the fateful date draws near, the boys wonder who among them will get lucky. More importantly, do they really want to do it at all? |
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"Anomaly (Calling Your Name)" Written by BT (as Brian Transeau) Performed by Libra Presents Taylor Courtesy of Musicnow Records "At Last" Music by Harry Warren Lyrics by Mack Gordon Performed by Etta James Courtesy of MCA Records under License from Universal Music Special Markets "Celebrity Skin" Written by Courtney Love, Eric Erlandson, Billy Corgan Performed by Hole Courtesy of DGC Records under License from Universal Music Special Markers "Don't You Forget About Me" Written by Steve Schiff, Keith Forsey "Do You Believe In Magic" Written by John Sebastian "Everything To Everyone" Written by Art Alexakis, Craig Montoya, Greg Eklund Performed by Everclear Courtesy of Capitol Records under License from EMI Music Special Markets "Flagpole Sitta" Written by Evan Sult, Scan Nelson, Aaron Huffman, Jeff Lin Performed by Harvey Danger Courtesy of Slash/London Records USA "Find Your Way Back Home" Written by J.R. Richards, Rodney Browning, Jim Wood, Scot Alexander and George Pendergast Performed by Dishwalla Courtesy of A&M Records "Following A Star" Written by Dan Clark Performed by Duke Daniels Courtesy of E Pluribus Unum Recordings, L.L.C. "Going To Hell" Written by The Brian Jonestown Massacre Performed by The Brian Jonestown Massacre Courtesy of TVT Records "Good Morning Baby" Written by Dan Wilson and Bic Runga Performed by Dan Wilson of Semisonic and Bic Runga Dan Wilson appears Courtesy of MCA Records Bic Runga appears Courtesy of Columbia Records "Glory" Written by Mark McGrath , Charles Stan Frazier, Rodney Sheppard, Matthew Murphy Karges, Craig Bullock and Joseph "MCG" Nichol Performed by Sugar Ray Produced under License from Atlantic Recording Corp. by Arrangement with Warner Special Products "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)" Written by Brian Holland , Lamont Dozier, Eddie Holland (as Edward Holland Jr.) "I Never Thought You Would Come" Written by Loni Rose Performed by Loni Rose Courtesy of Wayne Ledbetter for Eric Godtland Management, Inc. "I Walk Alone" Written by Thomas Flowers, Doug Eldridge, Ric Ivanesivich, Fred Nelson Jr. Performed by Oleander Courtesy of Republic Records/Universal Records under License from Universal Music Special Markets "Love Muscle" Written by Carvin Knowles Performed by The SEX-O-RAMA Band Courtesy of Oglio Records, a division of The Oglio Entertainment Group, Inc. "Man With The Hex" Written by John Bunkley Performed by The Atomic Fireballs Courtesy of Lava Records/Atlantic Recording Corp. by Arrangement with Warner Special Products "Midnight At The Oasis" Written by David Nichtern "Mrs. Robinson" Written by Paul Simon Performed by Simon & Garfunkel (as Simon and Garfunkel) Courtesy of Columbia Records by Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "Mutt" Written by Thomas DeLonge, Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker Performed by Blink 182 Courtesy of Cargo Music/MCA Records J.V. under License from Universal Music Special Markets "New Girl" Written by Stephan Jenkins Performed by Third Eye Blind Courtesy of Elektra Entertainment Group "One Week" Written by Ed Robertson Performed by Barenaked Ladies Courtesy of Reprise Records by Arrangement with Warner Special Products "Rockafella Skank" by Fatboy Slim "Semi-Charmed Life" Written by Stephan Jenkins Performed by Third Eye Blind Courtesy of Elektra Entertainment Group by Arrangement with Warner Special Products "The Sign" Written by Buddha, Joker, Jenny, Linn "Stranger By The Day" Written by Ed Brown, Kevin Lynch and Mark Vecchiarelli Performed by Shades Apart Courtesy of Universal Records under License from Universal Special Markets "Summertime" Written by Scot Sax Performed by Bachelor Number One "Super Down" Written by Jason Bieler, Pete Dembrowski, Richard Sanders and George Fotiadis Performed by Super TransAtlantic Courtesy of Universal Records under License from Universal Special Markets "Sway" Written by Bic Runga Performed by Bic Runga Courtesy of Columbia Records by Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "Turn It Around" Written by Marc Dauer, Jay Schwartz Performed by Five Easy Pieces Courtesy of MCA Records under License from Universal Music Special Markets "Vintage Queen" Written by John Feldmann Performed by Goldfinger Courtesy of Mojo Records under License from Universal Music Special Markets "Walk Don't Run" Written by John Smith Performed by The Ventures Courtesy of EMI Records under License from EMI Music Special Markets "Wishen" Written by Ben Brewer Performed by The Loose Nuts Courtesy of Gotham Records "You Wanted More" Written by Emerson Hart, Jeff Russo and Dan Lavery Performed by Tonic Courtesy of Universal Records "Following A Star" (uncredited) Performed by Duke Daniels |
Goofs
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Continuity: When Stifler's mom and Finch are talking, before they use the billiard table, Stifler's mom's hairstyling (close-up) changes from one shot to another (left side from your point of view). Continuity: The balls on the pool table when Finch is talking to Stifler's mom. Continuity: The position of the camera on the computer goes from a tight shot on the bed to a wide shot of the room. Fact errors: In the credits, Mark Hoppus, Thomas DeLonge, and Scott Raynor are listed for Blink 182, however Scott was not in the movie and is no longer in the band. It was Travis Barker who appeared in the movie playing drums, not Scott. Continuity: When Kevin and Vicky get to their room, Kevin starts taking out candles from the drawer on the nightstand. When they are lying in bed, the candles are lit, when they are getting started, the candles are still lit, but during the last shot, the candles are nowhere to be seen. Crew: When Finch is running for the restroom, the mike wire is visible under his shirt. Continuity: Oz's hair in the final scene. Continuity: During the start of the scene where Jessica and Kevin discuss Vicky receiving an orgasm, Jessica's hair changes between shots just before Stifler turns up. Continuity: During the last scene where Jim, Finch, Kevin, and Oz are sitting around the table, the hair hanging down Oz's forehead changes positions between shots. SYNC: When Noah (Jim's Dad) is showing Jim porno mags in his room, Noah lightly touches his hands together. However, the sound made is as if he loudly clapped his hands. Crew: When Heather and Oz are in his dad's food shop you can see the light from the camera and some of the crew behind Heather when she is sitting at the counter. SYNC: When Stifler is puking in the bathroom, Jim walks in and we hear "Damn, Stifler, what'd you drink?" but he only says, "Damn, Stifler." Continuity: When Noah hands Jim the third porn magazine, the first couple of shots show his hands at the top of the magazine. In the next shot, when Jim takes it from him, Noah's hands are at the bottom of the magazine. Crew: In a scene where Jim is walking towards Nadia, a C-Stand is visible on the left. Crew: The bottom of the take marker can be seen at the top of the screen for a moment while Jim talks with Michelle in History class. Continuity: When the "pact" is first formulated, Finch's legs can be seen both crossed and uncrossed depending upon the camera's angle. Continuity: The QuickCam has been glued at a 45-degree rotated angle in its base, as evidenced by the visible tripod mounting bracket normally hidden down in the base; however, it still produces rightside-up images. Revealing mistakes: In Jim's room, you can see that there is no ceiling. Continuity: When Nadia opens Jim's drawer, the jar of Vaseline disappears. Crew: A hand is briefly visible during the webcast as Jim's shirt falls off the webcam. It is actually being dropped in front of the camera. Continuity: When Vicky comes over to Kevin and Jim at the party Stifler, who was standing behind Jim, walks away. When we next cut to Jim, Stifler is standing in the same position despite having walked away a few seconds earlier. Fact errors: Lacrosse officials are seen wearing black shorts. Officials of men/boy's lacrosse wear white shorts. Continuity: When Finch, Stifler, and Kevin are watching Jim and Nadia on the webcam, they can't hear anything, but when Nadia turns on the radio they hear the music loud and clear. Continuity: While Jim, Finch and Kevin are watching the webcast of Nadia, there are dates available on the screen, all referring to the month of July. However, being in school an preparing for prom, it would have been somewhere between February and April. Continuity: When Nadia removes her clothes, she is shown to be wearing a pair of bikini-style panties. However, when she removes the underwear a few minutes later, it is clearly a thong. Crew: When Finch is exiting the restroom, dolly track is reflected in the closing door Continuity: When Vicky and Kevin are sitting on the bed he hands her a cup of beer which is in a clear cup, but for one shot it is blue. This also happens when Stifler comes into room afterwards and the cup is in Sarah's hand. The cup goes from clear to blue and back to clear depending on the right/left camera angle. GEOG: During the first lacrosse game you can see Mexican Fan palms in the background. These are the famous palms all over Beverly Hills. They are everywhere in Southern California, but do not grow in Michigan. SYNC: As Stifler is walking through the party, the visual of both his slapping of a girl's butt and his snapping his fingers do not match up to the audio. Fact errors: In the parking lots in some scenes, cars are seen with front license plates - Michigan does not require front license plates. Continuity: At Stifler's party Jim and Kevin start to walk down the stairs with Jim in front, but when they reach the bottom Kevin is ahead of Jim. Continuity: In the bedroom scene the girl is holding a clear cup full of beer. The camera goes off her and when it comes back she is holding a blue cup. The camera goes back off her then on her and the cup is clear again. Revealing mistakes: In the opening scene, Jim's parents make references to him going to bed for the night, but daylight can be seen between the blinds in the windows. GEOG: Set in Michigan, at one point a parking lot full of cars with California license plates can be seen out a window if you look sharp. BOOM: After Oz first sings for the jazz choir and comes to talk to the other guys, a you can see a microphone above them a few times. SYNC: During the conference of the four boys at prom, there is a close-up of Kevin Myers speaking. However, in the next shot they show Oz, and in the corner is part of Kevin's face mouthing the words he had just spoken. BOOM: In the part where Vicki and Jessica are talking about a long distance relationship and sex, for a second a microphone is visible hanging from above. CHAR: In the library, the sex manual is hidden under the classification "982.1 Fluid Dynamics". Under the Dewey Decimal System, 982.1 is History of Argentina; fluid dynamics is 532. Revealing mistakes: While Jim, Kevin and Finch are viewing Nadia on the web cam live, the duration of "NadiaVision" remains at 0:00:19:26 throughout. FAIR: Although Czechoslovakia (where Jim says Nadia is from) ceased to exist in 1993, six years before this movie, the name Czechoslovakia can still be used as a shorthand reference to mean "one of the countries which used to be part of Czechoslovakia," if one does not have any further information. CHAR: In the scene where Oz comes into the locker room singing, Stifler is talking to some other guys in the room, and Stifler says "This girl calls me up and asks for my number." If she called him up, wouldn't she already have his number? CHAR: In the "pie scene", Jim's mother's note reads "Apple - you're favorite." It should be "your favorite." Revealing mistakes: It the dance scene, the keyboard is not plugged in to AC and there are no audio cables coming out of it. |
Quotes
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Finch: God bless the Internet. Steve Stifler: She called me and asked for my number. Steve Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them! Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful. College Girl: What did you just say? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful! [girl laughs] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Friends call me Nova as in Casanova. College Girl: That's pathetic! Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Jeez you don't have to laugh at me. Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed. Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. [at choir practice] Steve Stifler: What did you cocks do to him? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You came to see me in action? Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good! Steve Stifler: Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached! Victoria 'Vicky': I want it to be the right time, the right place... Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX. Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like? Kevin: You want to take this one? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie. Jim: Yeah? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah. Jim: Apple pie, huh? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh. Jim: McDonald's or homemade? Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud. [pause] I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day. [On being sensitive] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit. Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work. Jim: She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool! Kevin: Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny. Jim: [imitating dubbed martial-arts dialogue] Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it! Kevin: Guys... Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: The Shaolin masters of East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one! Kevin: GUYS! I'm serious! Stifler's Mom: I got some scotch. Finch: Single malt? Stifler's Mom: Aged eighteen years. The way I like it. Michelle: What's my name? Say my name, bitch! Jim: Michelle! Michelle. Steve Stifler: I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right? [talking about masturbation] Jim's Dad: It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. Jim: Right. Jim's Dad: It's not a game. Jim: No. Jim's Dad: What you want is a partner to return the ball. [discussing Kevin difficulties saying he love her] Vicky: Maybe the words aren't that important. It's like, I know he really cares about me, you know even if he can't say if he does. And yeah, he always talks about sex, but that's ok cause he's a guy, right? Jessica: He's got a dick, he's a guy. Vicky: Right. [while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom] MILF Guy #2: Dude that chick's a MILF! MILF Guy #1: What to hell is that? MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck! MILF Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah! [On Condoms] Jim's Dad: Well, they're safer than a tube sock... Jessica: You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually? Vicky: I've never tried it. Jessica: You've never double-clicked your mouse? Coach Marshall: I don't want any of you boys thinking, that you're gonna score. You don't score, until you *score*! Kevin: [after Stifler drinks the tainted beer] Hey Stifler, how's the pale ale? Steve Stifler: Fuck you! [Watching Jim's strip tease over the Internet] Finch: Did not just take out that chair. Kevin: Yup, he took out the chair. Choir singer: [to himself] Just focus on the music, think melody, let the music be my guide. Heather: Yeah, that'd be a start. Steve Stifler: Choir chick! What the hell are you doing here? Heather: Well, uh, I was asking Chris to the prom. So do you wanna go? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah, that would be great. Steve Stifler: Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Stifler, fuck! I mean, why do you gotta be so insensitive all the time? Steve Stifler: What? Whatever. Kevin: No longer will our penises remain flaccid and unused! From now on, we fight for every man out there who isn't getting laid when he should be! This is our day! This is our time! And, by God, we're not gonna let history condemn us to celibacy! We will make a stand! We will succeed! We will get laid! Jim: God... let this be it. [watching Jim and Nadia over the Internet] Kevin: He's pullin' out the porn. Finch: He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves. Jim's Dad: We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all. Jim's Dad: [to Jim] Now, do you know what a clitoris is? Michelle: This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. Garage Band Member: Go, trig boy! It's your birthday! Jim: [Naudia takes off her underwear] Holy shit. Finch: HOLY SHIT! Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit! Steve Stifler: You actually said that? [laughs hysterically] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shut up! Jim: You did better than me Nova. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Don't call me that any more. I'm a fraud. Steve Stifler: You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. [shouts] SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL! [walks off, laughing] Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen shit break lately? Kevin: Why? What did you do to him? Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one who ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino. [shows a jar of laxatives] Kevin: If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed. Jim: Sherman? The Sherminator? [both laugh] Nadia: I believe "shaved" is the expression. Chuck Sherman: I'm a sophisticated sex robot, sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady. Finch: [covering his eyes] Tell me he did not just get out the chair. Kevin: He got out the chair. Jim: Did you see 'The Little Mermaid' on TV yesterday? Ariel, she's so hot! Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a mermaid dude. Jim: Yeah, but not when she's on land, Oz. Kevin: [Stifler is vomiting in a toilet] Hey, Stifler, how's the "Pale Ale"? Steve Stifler: [vomiting] Fuck you! [Deleted Scene. Jim, Oz and Kevin walk down the corridor] Jim: Oh man... Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Shit dude, the 'L' word? Jim: And what did you say? Kevin: Nothing - I mean I hugged her back. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Good, then you're still safe. Jim: You think she was serious? Kevin: Well, well, she could have meant like "I love you Grandma" or "I Love you Cornell" Jim: Yeah, yeah. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Hey, don't worry about it bro, I got the solution; It never happened. Forget about it. Don't mention it again and just lay low and hopefully - hopefully - she won't mention it again. Jim: Yeah. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah, no Sweat. Jim: I couldn't have said it better myself Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: [snorts] You couldn't have said it at all Jim... Jim: Hey. [Deleted Scene. Jim and Oz walk outside] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a cartoon dude. Jim: She's a hot cartoon. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Dude, is ther anything you don't jerk off to? Jim: Of course there is. C-Span. [Deleted Scene. The boys sit by the lockers] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She's a college chick. Jim: Cassanova! Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Debbie. Steve Stifler: Bullshit - from where? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: She works part-time at my dad's store. Steve Stifler: Yeah right Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at her store. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Dude, come on, he does not. Kevin: Really Stifler, he's the manager. Steve Stifler: Hey, I'm not making fun - I'm fucking impressed! I mean, "Hi, six inch or foot-long, white or wheat?" - that's some serious shit to master! Kevin: Stifler, you're such an asshole! Steve Stifler: [chuckles] Myers... I mean, what's the deal with you and Vicky anyways? I mean you guys have been going since homecoming for God's sakes and all she's do is blow you? Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd! Finch: Do you commonly grasp warm pieces of stool? Steve Stifler: I do when I'm throwing them at your mom, you damn freak! [Deleted scene. Kevin talk on the phone with Tom, who is driving] Tom Myers: You called to ask me how to get laid? Kevin: Well yeah you know, it's not like I can really call dad. I don't even have his number. Tom Myers: It's listed A-S-S-H-O-L-E. Kevin: Yeah, you said it... Anyway, I was calling to see if I could get some advice - brother-to-brother. I mean, I think that tonight, Vicky's... I mean, there's a definite chance that... Tom Myers: All right, all right - listen, have you ever heard of The Bible? Kevin: What? Not THE Bible? Tom Myers: That's not really its name but that's what we call it. Kevin: Does it tell me how to... to get laid? Tom Myers: You know what? Nevermind, you're not ready. Kevin: Wait, ready for what? Tom Myers: Woah, you're breaking up there. I gotta go, good luck at the party. [Deleted Scene. The boys are in Dog Years] Jim: Guys guys guys - here's an easy one, okay: "Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion". Okay; Attractive: ugly. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Fun Loving: Insane. Kevin: Okay, 'unlisted age' plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'. Jim: No, no no no - 'Charming' is old; 'Older' is really old; 'Youthful mind' is dead. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yes, yes. [High-fives with Jim] Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: [to Finch] You're still eating that damn imitation hot dog? Finch: It's not an imitation. Removing the actual 'dog' from the Ultra Dog makes a better hot dog. [Holds up a roll full of salad, onion and mustard] Behold Ultra Dog - No dog. [Deleted Scene. Kevin enters to see Finch drinking mochachino] Kevin: Finch, get to the bathroom, now! Finch: Easy tiger, what's in there? Kevin: Just go. Finch: And why is this? Kevin: Listen, you're going to shit your pants. Finch: [snorts] That's charming. Finch: Look, Stifler slipped some sort of laxative in your coffee and it's fast acting - really fast. Finch: Listen, Kevin, you know first of all it's mochachino... Oh... Oh! [Finch runs from the room] [Deleted scene. The boys are at the prom] Finch: All right, all right - I'm here for your dumb meeting. Kevin: So, status check... Chuck Sherman: Boys, boys, boys. I'm on the offensive, the Sherman tank is going back in, locked on target, flying in stealth mode under enemy sex radar, ready to make the payload - again. [Deleted scene. Michelle and Jim collapse after having sex] Stifler's Brother: [Opens cupboard door] Awesome! That was better than Jurassic Park! Oh man... Jim: Yes it was... [Deleted scene. The boys are in Dog Years] Finch: Is that legal? Can you do that? Jim: I did it. Don't care. Kevin: Maybe we'll just have to call you two-ply. Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: I personally enjoyed the double-bagging part myself. Jim: Well I'm very happy to entertain you Oz. So how you doing Kev, you okay? Kevin: [pauses] Yeah. |
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