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Information

Year: 2001
Rating: 6.2(66623)
Listed in: Comedy, Romance
Directed by: J.B. Rogers
Actors: Jason Biggs Chris Klein Thomas Ian Nicholas Shannon Elizabeth Alyson Hannigan Natasha Lyonne
  "This Summer It's All About Sticking Together."

Cast

 Directed by
J.B. Rogers  
 Actors
Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein
Chris Klein as Oz
Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin Myers
Seann William Scott as Stifler
Eddie Kaye Thomas as Finch
Chris Owen as Chuck Sherman
Eugene Levy as Jim's Dad
John Cho as John
Justin Isfeld as Justin
Eli Marienthal as Stifler's Brother
Casey Affleck as Tom Myers
George Wyner as Camp Director
Steven Shenbaum as Counselor
Matthew Peters as Trumpet Kid
Matthew Frauman as R.A.
Larry Drake as Natalie's Dad
Brian Lester as Grand Harbor Sheriff
Nigel Gibbs as Cop
Ernie Lively as Sergeant
Kevin Cooney as Doctor
Jack Wallace as Enthusiastic Guy
Jesse Heiman as Petey
David Smigelski as High School Guy
Luke Edwards as High School Guy
Adam Brody as High School Guy
Kevin Kilner as Dad
Cole Petersen as Kid
Brian Turk as Trucker
Mike Erwin as Cashier
Robert Peters as Grill Guy
Jay Rossi as Deputy
Joseph D. Reitman as Male EMT
Adam Herz as Younger Business Suit
J.B. Rogers as Older Business Suit
Brett Shuttleworth as Abercrombie & Fitch Guy
Daniel Spink as Boy with Monkey
Derrick Harper as Counselor
Don 'Tex' Clark as Police Officer
Curt Clendenin as Bystander at Stoplight
Marc S. Gordon as Johnny C
Phil Hawn as College Professor
Enrique Hernandez as BackGround/Extra
Matt Hobbie as Tasteless Shopper
Marco Sanchez as Marco
Jason Tatum as Boy at Party
Tadpole Triplett as High School Guy
Clyde Tull as Tourist
Robert Warnack as Band Camp Extra
Bryan Watkins as Stifler's Friend
Steven Paul Zsenyuk as New York Cabbie
 Actresses
Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia
Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Flaherty
Natasha Lyonne as Jessica
Tara Reid as Vicky
Mena Suvari as Heather
Molly Cheek as Jim's Mom
Denise Faye as Danielle
Lisa Arturo as Amber
Joelle Carter as Natalie
Lee Garlington as Natalie's Mom
Tsianina Joelson as Amy
Bree Turner as Amy's Friend
Lacey Beeman as Amy's Friend
Lisa Gould as Woman in Bed
Marilyn Brett as Bus Driver Lady
Morgan Nagler as Michelle's Friend
Joanna Garcia as Christy
Serah D'Laine as Girl at Party
Nora Zehetner as Girl at Party
Amanda Armato as Cowboy Hat Girl
Nancy Stone as Mom
Paityn James as Female EMT
Amara Balthrop-Lewis as Deputy
Amanda Wilmshurst as Finch Girl
Devon Jackson as Finch Girl
Tamia Richmond as Party Girl
Rachel Blasko as Amy's Friend
Laurie Reeves as College Party Girl
Kelley Schneider as Female Deputy
Hallie Bird as Girl at Party
Nicole Brunner as Party Guest
Christina Cindrich as Jello-Shot Girl
Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler's Mom
April Florio as Girl at Party
Victoria Gray as Girl at Party
Tara Rice as Amy's Friend
Elaine Szupello as Band Camp Extra

Movie info

Languages: English
Budget: USD 30,000,000
Gross: USA - 87,280,760 USD (19 August 2001)
UK - 5,508,709 GBP (14 October 2001)
Worldwide - 287,500,000 USD (2001)
Spain - 8,424,549 EUR (10 August 2002)
 
Plot: After their first year at college, the guys reunite for another summer of fun. Jim continues his quest for sexual independence by seeking the help of his old prom date, Michele, after an unexpected call from Nadia who plans to visit Jim. Meanwhile, Kev and Vicky find themselves in an awkward situation after having broken up for a year. Oz must deal with a long distance relationship when Heather heads off to France to study abroad. Old feuds die hard as the ever-so-horny Stifler harbors his hatred toward Finch, who is practicing the Hindu practice of Tantra.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Anomaly (Calling Your Name)" Written by BT (as Brian Transeau) Performed by Libra presents Taylor Courtesy of Musicnow Records
"Blind Spot" Written by Joe Montgomery, Zack Baldauf Performed by Transmatic Courtesy of Immortal/Virgin Records
"Flavor of the Weak" Written by Stacy Jones Performed by American Hi-Fi Courtesy of Island Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Gladiator March" Written by John Philip Sousa Arranged by Robert Forster (as Robert E. Forster)
"Georgia On My Mind" Written by Hoagy Carmichael, Stuart Gorrell
"On My Mind" Written by Vinson Lui, Don Solo Performed by Hoi Polloi Courtesy of Marc Ferrari / MasterSource
"In and Out" Written by Ali Dee (as A. Theodore), Lordikim (as Lordikim Allah), V. Alfieri Performed by Ali Dee (as Ali Dee) Courtesy of DeeTown Entertainment
"Hash Pipe" Written by Rivers Cuomo Performed by Weezer Courtesy of Geffen Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"El Cumbanchero" Written by Rafael Hernández (as Rafael Hernandez Marin)
"Spanish Flea" Written by Julius Wechter
"Everywhere" Written by Michelle Branch , John Shanks Performed by Michelle Branch Courtesy of Maverick Recording Company By Arrangement with Warner Special Products
"Smooth Criminal" Written by Michael Jackson Performed by Alien Ant Farm Courtesy of Dreamworks Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Want You Bad" Written by Dexter Holland (as Bryan Keith Holland) Performed by The Offspring Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing
"Another Day In the Life" Written by Sean Pierce , Edward Odowd, Adam Cardone, Rik Giannola (as Rick Giannola), Guy Furrow Performed by Toilet Boys Courtesy of Masterplan Entertainment
"Something Hot" Written by Greg Dulli Performed by The Afghan Whigs (as Afghan Whigs) Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing
"Hit or Miss" Written by Chad Gilbert (as Chad Everett Gilbert), Cyrus Bolooki (as Cyrus William Bolooki), Ian R. Grushka, Jordan Pundik (as Jordan I. Pundik) Stephen Lee Klein Performed by New Found Glory
"Last Time Again" Performed by Lit Written by Jeremy Popoff, A. Jay Popoff, Butch Walker, Kevin Blades and Allen Shellenberger
"In too Deep" Performed by Sum 41 Written by Greig Nori and Deryck Whibley
"Fat Lip" Produced by Jerry Finn Written by Sum 41 Performed by Sum 41 Published by Rectum Renovator Music / EMI April Music Canada (SOCAN) Administered in the U.S. by EMI April Music, Inc. (ASCAP) Courtesy of Island Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"The Terminator Theme" (uncredited) Written by Brad Fiedel
"I Will" Written by Lucia Cifarelli, Dan Harnett and Eric Kapper Performed by Lucia Cifarelli (as Lucia)
"Everytime I Look For You" Written by Thomas DeLonge, Mark Hoppus and Travis Barker Performed by Blink 182 Courtesy of Geffen Records
"Be Like That" Written by Brad Arnold and Chris Henderson Performed by 3 Doors Down
"Mrs. Robinson" Written by Paul Simon Performed by The Lemonheads Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp. By Arrangement with Warner Special Products
"Place in the Sun" Performed by Lit Written by Jeremy Popoff, A. Jay Popoff, Butch Walker, Kevin Blades and Allen Shellenberger
"Bruise" Written by Rick Ivanisevich, Thomas Flowers and Doug Eldridg Performed by Oleander
"Halo" Written by Rick Ivanisevich, Thomas Flowers and Doug Eldridg Performed by Oleander
"(I'm Gonna) Split This Room In Half" Written by Uncle Kracker (as Matt Shafer) and Michael Bradford Performed by Uncle Kracker
"Scumbag" Written by Billie Joe Armstrong Performed by Green Day
"Vertigo" Written by Stacy Jones Performed by American Hi-Fi
"Good (For a Woman)" Written and Performed by Alien Ant Farm
"Cheatting" Written and Performed by Jettingham
"Always Getting Over You" Written by Sheppard Giola and Kenny Giola Performed by Angela Ammons
"Phoebe Cates" Written and Performed by Fennix Tx
"Smokescreen" Written and Performed by Flying Blind
"Susan" Written by Benjamin Brewer, Aren Gunnar and Jeff DaRosa Performed by The Exit
"Will I" Written by Jim Cushnie, Ricky Estrada and Dennis Leipert Performed by Pushover
"Bring You Down" Written and Performed by Left Front Tire

Goofs

  Continuity: On the back of Nadia's postcard from Philadelphia the caption reads "The Pricklypear Cactus", not the Liberty Bell, as pictured on the front.
Continuity: The flowerpot that falls, reappears and then disappears.
Revealing mistakes: You can see Jim's shorts when he is supposed to be naked with the girl at the beginning of the movie.
Crew: In the final shot of the film the crew is reflected in the truck door.
Continuity: The position of the dildo in Stifler's hand when he's running down the stairs.
Continuity: The cards on the table disappear during the cop scene at the first party
Continuity: At Stifler's party, when the Jim, Finch, Kevin, and Oz are sitting at the table, they are playing cards. There is a pile of cards in the middle of the table, but when the cops come inside to bust up the party, the camera flashes back to the table and the cards are gone.
Continuity: When Finch is hanging the pictures of him Stifler and Stifler's mom they are one way then when he takes them down they are in a different order.
Continuity: When John begins peeing over the balcony the first shot of it hitting the patio chair show a water stain, even though the chair is apparently water repellent. In subsequent shots the stain is gone.
Crew: When the guys are arriving at the beach house with the truck for the very first time the crew is reflected in the pick-up.
Crew: When the guys enter the town for the first time, in the shop window reflections, you can clearly see in some shots that the pick up truck is strapped to a trailer and being towed, as well as having a camera crew on it.
Continuity: When Jim is squirting "lubricant" on his hands and rubbing them together, the TV remote is on his stomach. In the next shot, the remote is gone.
SYNC: When Nadia is talking the Sherman she sets her Pepsi can down and the sound effect is that of a bottle being put down.
Continuity: When Stifler throws the football at the girls on the beach and Oz dives into them, the 2 liter of Pepsi is half full and upright. Before he falls, the bottle is crushed and to his side. He never touches it.
GEOG: The plants in the movie do not grow in Michigan. They all are planted species in Southern California.
GEOG: Downtown Grant Harbor is actually downtown Seal Beach, California. The trees on the street do not grow in Michigan.
GEOG: When the guys get done driving through downtown "Grant Harbor" they take a left and you can see a huge pier sticking out into "Lake Michigan." There are no large piers in Lake Michigan that look like this, a typical Southern California ocean pier.
GEOG: At the beach house, the waves in "Lake Michigan" are too large for it to be the real Lake Michigan on a sunny calm day.
GEOG: During the scene on the beach with Vikie you can see the Southern California coastline behind her. Michigan does have some hilly coasts, but nothing that big and dry.
Continuity: During the scene with the 'Lesbians', Amber pulls down her bra to her waist. A few shots later, she pulls her bra back up again. In the very next shot her bra is round her waist again, and in the next shot it's on her chest again.
Continuity: When Kevin is telling the guys about him and Vickie, whilst sat on the rocks near the end of the film. The wide and close up shots of all characters besides Kevin show there backs to the water, but then the close up shot of Kevin shows the sea behind him.
Continuity: At the scene when Stifler opens the champagne for the girl he's with, John starts urinating on the chair, the next shot there is no visible stain of where he urinated.
CHAR: When Jim "glued himself" and he cannot get any help, then he goes to the roof, he seems to have been able to put on boxers, shorts and shoes. How was he able to do that, but he was not able to open a door or call someone?
Continuity: When Stifler comes in the room with a box of pornographic films, he throws one film at Jim and the film is shown falling early by his legs making him stretch for it. The next shot it hits him perfectly in his arms.
PLOT: In the beginning scene in which Jim attempts to have sex with the girl, it is established that they are in Jim's dorm, allowing Jim's dad to walk in on them. How did the girl's parents know where to find her?
GEOG: The postcard from Nadia reads Grand Harbor, Michigan 49456. There is no Grand Harbor in Michigan and 49456 is the ZIP code for Spring Lake, Michigan.

Quotes

  Kevin: My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big
picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change, things are
different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.
Stifler: Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks
away.
Jim's Dad: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in
there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where
James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son.
Jim: Thanks, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Don't forget your penis cream.
Michelle's Friend: You are so sweet. He *is* special.
Michelle: He's my bitch.
Jim's Dad: [to Natalie's Dad] Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the
parents of this young lady. I didn't get your daughter's name, but
hopefully my son did.
[Stifler thinks champagne is being poured onto his head when he's
actually being urinated on from the balcony]
Stifler: I can taste the bubbles.
[during drive to lake]
Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor.
Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my
balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Jim: I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.
Jim's Dad: Musilage is dangerous territory, and uhh, I would think
any adhesive product would have a warning right on the tube.
Jim: I thought it was a, uhh, a lubricant. Ok, I was trying to use
lubricant.
Jim's Dad: Oh... oh...
Wheelchair Lady: [looking at Pussy Palace] Son, couldn't you have
left that disgusting thing at home?
Jim's Dad: Excuse me?
Wheelchair Lady: Well, that kind of material is offensive to me.
Jim's Dad: Ohh, well we're sorry, but uh, but you see my son COULDN'T
leave it at home because uhh, he's having a bit of a MEDICAL
EMERGENCY?
Jim: That's right. Thanks Dad.
Jim's Dad: Your opinion of his taste in video rentals is not a
priority lady. Ok? It's at the bottom of the totem pole. My son is
sitting here right now with his hand glued to his penis, but that
doesn't mean anything to you does it? Because you dont have a
penis. Or maybe you do?
Heather: [Interrupted during phone call] Hey, Marco, could you get
your balls off me? [talking about soccer balls]
Oz: Hey, what the heck's goin' on over there?
Heather: Oh, those are just my flat-mates.
Trumpet Kid: You suck, retard.
Jim: I'm not retarded, I'm a very special boy.
[Jim rams the kid in the face with his trombone]
Michelle: Holy Potatoes.
Jim: Nadia, please don't take this the wrong way - You are everything
I... used to want in a woman, and as much as I'm really... really
going to regret this, I think I need to be with someone else.
Nadia: You... you want the band geek?
Jim: Nadia, I *am* a band geek. I just never joined the band.
Jim: Nadia will be expecting filet mignon, okay, and all I'm going to
be able to give her is rump roast.
Oz: What are you so worried about? You've had experience since Nadia.
Jim: Ah, yes. You would be referring to the flute fetish band geek,
who made me her bitch, and ditched me after prom.
[talking to a picture of Stifler's Mom ]
Finch: How did you do that magic you did?
Jim: Was I any good that night?
Michelle: Jeez how could I forget? You sucked. You didn't know what
the hell you were doing. But wasn't it fun even though you were so
terrible?
Jim: I'm sorry, "terrible?"
Michelle: I've had worse.
Jim: Oh.
Michelle: Oh, sorry. I just... ah... I could give you some pointers.
If you want.
[Talking to Vicky while she's hanging clothes back up on the racks at
work]
Jessica: If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's
not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by
three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's
been three girls it's more like one or none.
Vicky: None?
Jessica: The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as
gravity.
Stifler: [regarding Oz] The force is strong with that one.
Stifler: When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with,
multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you fuckers
learn anything in college?
Jim's Dad: Keep it real homies.
Jim: That's a lot of flutes.
Michelle: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your
threshold.
Jim: Ow that's cold. What is that?
Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments
fun?
Stifler: You're a disgrace to men everywhere. I mean, look at the
Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year, and I'm not counting
the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
Oz: Here's a new idea for you Stifler. You find a girl, you two
become best friends and you don't bother counting how many times
you have sex with each other you just laugh at the people who do
count.
Stifler: Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can
eat my ass.
[last lines]
Finch: Oh, Jeanine, Jeanine!
Stifler's Mom: Call me Stifler's Mom.
Finch: [orgasmic noise] STIFLER'S MO-O-O - OM!
Stifler: There's little hearts on her panties. There's little hearts
on her panties.
Michelle: Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
Jim: I want to feel your boobs.
Michelle: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta
pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big
blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks.
Jim: What are you doing?
Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts. [hands Jim the dildo]
Jim: Where did you get this?
Stifler: Finch's ass.
[trying to return the dildo Stifler found]
Jim: Which room, man? Which room?
Stifler: I can't remember shit, man, I was too excited! I'm in a
lesbian stronghold.
Stifler: Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.
[Noticing the women's natural attraction to Oz]
Jim: Amazing.
Stifler: Yes, the force is strong in that one.
Jim: This is my first time, since my first time.
[Nadia is sitting at a table drinking a Pepsi when Sherman comes over
to start a conversation]
Sherman: [a few minutes into the conversation] I am the Sherminator,
a sophisticated Sex Robot sent through time to change the future
for one lucky lady.
Nadia: And I am lucky lady?
Sherman: Nadia, you've been targeted for Shermination. Come with me
if you want to live.
Nadia: Fuck me, geek!
Sherman: Affirmative!
[Sherman and Nadia go upstairs to have sex]
Stifler, Jessica: No fuckin' way!
Jessica: [Thinking if she would actually be able to get with Stifler]
Forget it.
Stifler: Like you have a chance!
[Both knock back a shot]
[Stifler's brother shows off two girls he picked up]
Stifler: Brilliant. You found Lesbians.
[scoffs]
Stifler: Good luck trying to break through that force field.
Danielle: Lesbians?
Amber: We never said that.
Stifler: What?
Amber: We never said that.
Stifler: Oh... Oh, man. I will do anything... ANYTHING to sleep with
you, chicks, okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room. I'll
caress it even. I'll even shave some ass if they need it!
[sounds of revulsion from young men at party]
Stifler: Oh, yeah! You heard me! I will kiss everybody here! Dudes,
chicks, everybody! Because I am comfortable with my sexuality!
[Jim's Dad sees Jim looking at pictures of Nadia]
Jim's Dad: Ah, yes. The one that got away.
Jim: Yeah.
Jim's Dad: Yeah. Well, evidently you two made quite the handsome
couple on the Internet... Oh, I didn't see it. It, uh, was brought
up at a P.T.A. meeting.
Stifler: I got peed on!
Kevin: So, how are the twig and giggleberries this morning?
Jim: Oh, very colorful, my dick looks like a paint by number.
Stifler: Jim, you're the only guy I know who's dick needs an
instruction manual.
[the two "lesbians" are making the guys give each other hand jobs]
Stifler: Its okay. Its okay. I know what I have to do. [starts
undoing his shorts] I have to keep this party going. I'm taking one
for the team. [Finch and Jim run away]
Finch: I AM NOT TOUCHING THAT.
Jim: PUT THAT THING AWAY STIFLER.
Stifler: What's wrong with you guys? We almost had them. Why can't
you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doing all the
sacrificing.
Stifler: [answers the phone after awkward situation with Jim and
Finch] Stiffler's palace of love... STRAIGHT love.
[Jim is kissing Michelle's collar bone]
Michelle: Good Jim. Ooh, you're making me wet.
Jim: Holy shit, really?
Michelle: No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
Jim: 'course.
Jim: This is good. This is good. Obviously.
Michelle: Oh. Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howell.
Jim: Eh, what?
Michelle: You've gotta control yourself and think of something
non-sexual. I
haven't even touched you yet and you're turning into the Sears
Tower.
Stifler's brother: STEVE. Those are my lesbians.
Heather: [On the phone to Oz] Oz what should I do now?
Stifler: [Also on the phone pretending to be Oz] Oh Heather baby. Why
don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's.
Oz: Stifler get off.
Stifler: I am getting off listening to the two of you. Keep going.
Stifler: Where are the Fuckin' females?
Stifler: Oh God, I kissed Jim.
Stifler: [Stiffler and Jim have just kissed passionately, trying to
get the girls to do each other] Dude, you're a fuckin' LOUSY
kisser.
Jim: What? That's not fair! I wasn't TRYING there. [to the girls] I'm
really bett...
Danielle: No judgment.
Jim: Wait a second, you were trying?
Stifler: Fuck, no!
Jim: You WERE trying!
Stifler: YOU were trying! Oh no I kissed Jim!
[over the radio]
Stifler's brother: Steve the copwatch thing is horse shit. Man this
sucks.
Danielle: Who is it out there?
Stifler's brother: It's the Stifmeister baby.
Amber: Is that so?
Jim: That counted.
Stifler: That totally counted.
Danielle: That's the way to kiss your mother.
Stifler: [to Finch] DON'T YOU SAY ANYTHING.
Stifler: You stay the fuck away from that ficus. That is a jiz-free
ficus.
Michelle: This one time... um, here.
Trucker: Squeeze his ass son, you'll like it.
Jim: What are you doing here?
Stifler's Brother: Pussy man, I'm here for the pussy.
Jim: Take a number.
[Stifler and Finch are fighting after Stifler found Finch in his
mom's room]
Jim: Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch
got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches
Stifler: Cause he fuckin' bit me!
Finch: You touch me, I bite.
Little Boy: [into walky-talky] Red leader, what's your position?
Stifler: [on walky-talky] I'm touchin' his ass, I'm touchin' his ass,
I'm touchin his ass, I'm touchin' his ass...
Little Boy: Mommy!
Jim: Do you know where I could find Michelle Flaherty?
Trumpet Kid: Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time,
a bear came. And then the bear had to be destroyed. Which means
they shot it in the head with a rifle, and killed it, and it died.
Jim: Yeah, you must know Michelle.
Danielle: [Jim has Amber's dildo while under the bed] Johnny West is
missing.
Stifler: Finch, fist yourself!
Male EMT: [when Stifler jumps onto the ambulance where Jim is being
treated] Excuse me, sir, are you a family member?
Stifler: Fuck no, this is just too good to miss!
Male EMT: OK sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right?
Stifler: [ambulance drives away] Ha, ha! This summer's turned out to
be great!
Stifler: [after Finch got into Stifler's mom's car and driving off]
Hey, where's shit-break?
Jim: Uh, at the movies.
Kevin: Took the bus.
Oz: Coffee.
Stifler: Wait a second... Who the fuck was in that car?
Finch: Go Fish
Kevin: Finch, we're playing gin!
Finch: Oh, well... gin
Stifler: How many girls did you sleep with this year?
Jessica: Wouldn't you like to know.
Stifler: Fuck yeah I would.
Stifler: Who the hell was that?
Oz: That was uh... that was...
Jim: Was someone was lost looking for the lake.
Kevin: Yeah
Oz: Yeah, turned around.
Stifler: What a dumbass, the lake's right there.
Michelle: [from a deleted scene] Its just like this one time at band
camp.
Jim: Ah, Michelle I've been to band camp, it's not all what its
cracked up to be.
Mom: Come on honey, food's ready.
Dad: [listening to girls on walkie talkie] I'm not hungry!
John: Dude, am I gonna have a hangover? Because, I want one.

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