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Information

Year: 2003
Rating: 6.1(56978)
Listed in: Comedy
Directed by: Peter Segal
Actors: Adam Sandler Jack Nicholson Luis Guzmán Allen Covert Marisa Tomei Lynne Thigpen
  "Feel the love"

Cast

 Directed by
Peter Segal  
 Actors
Adam Sandler as Dave Buznik
Jack Nicholson as Dr. Buddy Rydell
Luis Guzmán as Lou
Allen Covert as Andrew
Kurt Fuller as Frank Head
Jonathan Loughran as Nate
Woody Harrelson as Galaxia/Security Guard Gary
John Turturro as Chuck
Kevin Nealon as Sam
Conrad Goode as Bailiff/Lexus Man
Don Diamont as Man in Seat
Isaac C. Singleton Jr. as Air Marshall
Bobby Knight as Himself
John McEnroe as John McEnroe
Rudolph W. Giuliani as Himself
Tony Carbonetti as Himself
Bob Sheppard as The Voice of the Yankees
Robert Merrill as Himself
Roger Clemens as Himself
Derek Jeter as Himself
Stephen Dunham as Maitre d'
Jeff Morris as Porter
Tony Genaro as Cabbie
John Kirk as Bar Waitress's Lawyer
Ken Rosier as Buddy's Lawyer
Clint Black as Masseur
Rob Steiner as Dave's Co-Worker
Joe Howard as Husband at Table
Kevin Dunigan as Man #1 in Anger Group
Paul Renteria as Man #2 in Anger Group
Kevin Grady as Baseball Fan
Sidney Ganis as Neighbor
Larry Morgan as Pool Player
Cody Arens as Boy at Yankee Stadium
Michael Arthur as Police Officer
Jonathan Osser as Young Dave Buznik
Alan James Morgan as Young Arnie Shankman
Halley Eveland as Wedgie Boy
Zack Abramowitz as Baseball Fan
Dakota Anderson as Stadium Guard
Gregory Barkhamer as Businessman
Wyatt Ben Bernstein as Yankee Fan
Christopher Boldon as Cameraman
Sho Brown as Spectator
Salvatore Cavaliere as Duke
Arnold Chon as Buddhist Monk
Gary Clayderburg as Flight Attendant
Matt Clifford as Baseball Fan
Brad Davis as Yankee Fan
Alex Emanuel as Bar Patron
Alan Embree as Himself
Matthew Estreich as Angry Yankee Fan
Aaron Fiore as Peanut Vendor
Andrew Forsyth as Extra - Yankee Stadium
Curt Foy as Yankee Fan
Silas Gaither  
Luis Garcia as Angry Yankee's Fan
Tanner Hanson as Male Prostitute #2
Matthew Honovic as Boston Fan
Tanzeel Kayani as Yankee Fan
Keith E. Lane as Man on the Street
Robert J. Locke as Eddie Plank
Ian McKenzie as Baseball Fan
Michael R. Meredith as Snoring Airline Passenger
Nathan Mussell as Buddhist Monk
Joel Ney as Insane Yankees Fan
Craig Parten as Crowd Observer
John C. Reilly as Older Arnie Shankman
Mitchell Speert as Baseball Fan
Peter Spruyt as Ricky
Harry Dean Stanton as Blind Man
Nils Allen Stewart as Tiny
Brent Tarnol as Young Arnie Shankman
Dan Vitale as Monk
Sean Welch as Prosecution Witness
 Actresses
Marisa Tomei as Linda
Lynne Thigpen as Judge Brenda Daniels
Krista Allen as Stacy
January Jones as Gina
Gina Gallego as Bar Waitress
Nancy Carell as Flight Attendant
Marisa Chandler as Flight Attendant
Judith Nathan as Herself
Lori Heuring as Anger Management Receptionist
Lorna Scott as Lady in Restroom
Bonnie Hellman as Wife at Table
Melissa Mitchell as Sara
Lindsay Weber as Arnie's Sister
Taylor Segal as Laughing Girl
Nicole Segal as Girl Playing in Water
Dara Avenius as Baseball Fan
Heather Charles as Waitress
Sommer Fehmel as Yankees Fan
Heather Graham as Kendra
Janea Granville as Baseball Fan
Chivonne Hill as Baseball Fan
Gayle Kellon as Office Worker
Kristen Moser as Lauren
Sarah Beth Nelson as Kelly Canfield
Tasha Perri as Baseball Fan
Christine Lisa Racinez as Yankees Fan
Adrian Ricard as Rose Rydell
Esther Song as Sexy Patient
Debbie Wolf as Yankee Game Attendee

Movie info

Languages: English
Filming dates: 1 April 2002 - 6 July 2002
Budget: USD 75,000,000
Gross: USA - 80,040,181 USD (20 April 2003)
UK - 5,670,260 GBP (13 July 2003)
Worldwide - 58,689,545 USD (6 November 2003) (except USA)
Argentina - 620,799 USD (1 July 2003)
Italy - 922,764 EUR (22 June 2003)
Spain - 4,137,061 EUR (20 July 2003)
 
Plot: Dave Buznik is a hardworking businessman with a pacifistic nature that has often gotten the best of him. But a simple misunderstanding aboard an airplane quickly escalates into a legal nightmare for Dave. Now, the only way he can avoid jail time is to seek the help of a very unlikely anger management instructor known as Dr. Buddy Rydell. The good doctor's unorthodox methods border on unconventional and nearly psychotic, but may be the perfect antidote for Dave, who has been a stepping stone his entire life.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Heart of Glass" Written by Deborah Harry and Chris Stein (as Christopher Stein) Published by Chrysalis Music/Monster Island Music Performed by Blondie Courtesy of Chrysalis Records
"How Deep Is Your Love" Written by Barry Gibb , Maurice Gibb and Robin Gibb Published by Warner-Tamerlane Publishing Corp. o/b/o itself and Crompton Songs, LLC and Careers-BMG Music Publishing, Inc. o/b/o Gibb Brothers Music Performed by The Bee Gees (as Bee Gees) Courtesy of Polydor Records Ltd. (U.K.) Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Life Is Good" Written by Lloyd Neal Published by Spirit One Music Performed by Junk Courtesy of Spirit Music Group
"Strange Brew" Written by Eric Clapton, Felix Pappalardi and Gail Collins Published by Unichappell Music Inc. o/b/o EC Music Ltd. and Careers-BMG Music Publishing, Inc. Performed by Cream Courtesy of Polydor Records Ltd. (U.K.) Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Ice Cream Man" Written by John Brim Published by Arc Music Corp. Performed by Van Halen Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc. By Arrangement with Warner Strategic Marketing
"When You're Smiling (The Whole World Smiles with You)" Written by Mark Fisher , Joe Goodwin and Larry Shay Published by EMI Mills Music Inc. and Music by Shay Administered by The Songwriters Guild of America Performed by Louis Prima Courtesy of Capitol Records Under license from EMI Film & TV Music
"I Feel Pretty" Written by Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim Performed by Jack Nicholson (uncredited) and Adam Sandler (uncredited) Published by Universal-PolyGram International Publishing, Inc. o/b/o itself, The Leonard Bernstein Music Publishing Company LLC, Chappell & Co., Inc. and Boosey and Hawkes, Inc.
"Cruisin' for a Love" Written by Juke Joint Jimmy Published by WB Music Corp. Performed by J. Geils Band Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp. By Arrangement with Warner Strategic Marketing
"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" Written by Leo Sayer and Vini Poncia Published by Silverbird Songs Ltd. Administered in the U.S. and Canada by Almo Music Corp. and EMI Blackwood Music Inc.
"Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (The Magic Song)" Written by Jerry Livingston, Mack David and Al Hoffman Published by Walt Disney Music Company
"Margaritaville" Written and Performed by Jimmy Buffett Published by Coral Reefer Music Courtesy of MCA Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Black Magic Woman" Written by Peter Green Published by Bourne Music Ltd. and Murbo Music Publishing Inc. Performed by Santana Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing
"On & On" Written and Performed by Stephen Bishop Published by Stephen Bishop Music Publishing Co. Courtesy of Dominion Entertainment, Inc. Under license from Spirit Music Group
"Stop" Written, Published and Performed by Jane's Addiction Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc. By Arrangement with Warner Strategic Marketing
"Steppin' Out with My Baby" Written by Irving Berlin Published by Irving Berlin Music Company
"Castellucci in Love" from Mr. Deeds (2002) Written by Teddy Castellucci Published by Colpix Music, Inc. Courtesy of Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.
"Rhythm Changes" from Mr. Deeds (2002) Written by Teddy Castellucci Published by Colpix Music, Inc. Courtesy of Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc.
"The Only Way (Is the Wrong Way)" Written by Richard Patrick (as Richard Michael Patrick) and Geno Lenardo Published by EMI April Music Inc. o/b/o itself and Happy Ditties From Paradise Performed by Filter Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc.
"Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown" Written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards Published by ABKCO Music, Inc. Performed by The Rolling Stones By Arrangement with ABKCO Records

Goofs

  DATE: Opening scene is set in 1978 yet the main character wears a "The Dukes of Hazzard" (1979) t-shirt from no earlier than 1979.
Continuity: In Yankee Stadium, when Dave attempts to run out and take over the P.A. microphone, the mic shown on the stand is a popular news mike - an Electro-Voice 635 - a wired mike, with no cord plugged into it. However, when he actually gets out there, and takes the mike off the stand, it's a Samson wireless mike, with the little antenna sticking out the back.
Continuity: When Dr. Rydell and Dave leave the monastery, you can clearly see two passenger vehicles and a patrol car in the background with its lights on controlling traffic as they drive down the road. In the next shot, the trailing vehicles and the patrol car have vanished.
Continuity: In the car, Dave's seatbelt is twisted/straight between shots.
Continuity: SPOILER: When Dave is telling Linda how much he loves her at the Yankee game his voice is echoing like he is talking into a mic, but there is no mic.
Continuity: As Dave comes down the courthouse steps after his third trip to court, the same red-headed woman passes him twice.
Continuity: When David is in the car with the prostitute, he starts recording the encounter after she sings "I feel like dancing!" However, when David is talking to his lawyer, the recorder replays the singing, which was not recorded.
Continuity: On the bridge, you can see in the back window that the taxi is about to come alongside David's car. However, several more cars pass before the taxi stops beside the car.
Continuity: When Dave and Dr. Rydell sit in the plane, we see a middle row of seats (i.e. two aisles). The exterior view of the plane shows a Boeing 737 which doesn't have a middle row.
Continuity: On the bridge, the car window is down/up/down between shots.
Continuity: On the bridge, David is reading the lyrics of "I Feel Pretty" from a script. The script is bound by a paper clip that changes to a staple and back to a paper clip between shots.
Continuity: The two doughnuts in the Dunkin Donuts container at the Church move between shots.
Continuity: There is no label on the bottle of water Dave pulls out of the fridge. The bottle sitting on the table in following shots has a black label.
DATE: When Dave gets his pants pulled down in 1978, he is wearing late-1990's Fruit of the Loom underwear.
Continuity: In the first "group" session the position of Lou's t-shirt changes several times between shots (covering/not covering his stomach).
Continuity: At the airport before Dave kisses Linda, he looks over and sees Buddy sitting on the bench. But after Dave boards the plane - obviously before Buddy - Buddy is already seated waving Dave to sit next to him.
Continuity: When Dave is on the phone with his lawyer, talking about the tape a blue van in the background changes to a white van between shots.
Continuity: At Dave's first anger management session, the 76's fan's headband is on correctly, but in the next shot, the headband symbol is reversed.
CHAR: In the Men's room at the bar, there is fishing on TV. Andrew says it's "Bass fishing," but a trout is shown.
Crew: In a sunny shot of the outside of Dave's apartment building, we see an obvious shadow of a camera operator on a lift.
Continuity: As Dave and Buddy leave the monastery and turn onto the main road the center line is a solid double line. From the view in the car it is a single dashed line.
Continuity: In the scene where Dave Buznick is preparing breakfast for Buddy Rydell, there is a difference between the eggs that Dave Buznick cracks into the frying pan and the eggs that are served to Buddy Rydell. When Dave Buznick cracks the egg on the edge of the pan, he also broke the membrane of the yolk causing the egg yolk to run. The egg that Dave Buznick serves to Buddy Rydell does not have a broken yolk.
Continuity: When Kendra is in the Red Sox outfit, the bra clasp has no flower when she is about to take it off. In the next scene there is a flower in the middle of the bra.
Continuity: When Buddy wakes Dave up with a flash of his camera, he is holding and not holding the exposures in between shots.
Continuity: When David gets to his boss's office to deliver the catalog, we see him pushing the doors with his bare hands, but in the very next shot he is holding the catalog with his right hand.
SYNC: While Dave is on his cell phone in the airport, his boss hangs up on him. You can hear a dial tone coming from Dave's phone. Cell phones don't have dial tones.
Fact errors: The screening of Tomcats (2001) on the plane jumps between scenes out of chronological order each time the screen is shown.
GEOG: SPOILER: After the Yankee game at the end of the film Dave and Linda can be seen waiting for the 4 train. They are actually shown standing on the wrong platform, likely so the shot would show Yankee stadium in the background. The train they are waiting for takes them geographically away from the setting of the film, heading into the Bronx before reaching a terminal several miles north away from the city.

Quotes

  Dr. Buddy Rydell: Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by
losing it.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of
four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.
Linda: How 'bout a kiss?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I'd love a kiss.
Dave Buznik: I think she's talkin' to me. And, uh, I think I can
handle it.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [throws a plate of eggs across the room] I SAID
OVEREASY! [pause] Now, why did I do that?
Dave Buznik: Because I refused to spoon with you last night?
Nate: Ohh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Uh, Nate?
Nate: Yes, Mr. Rydell?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I thought we agreed not to listen to games while in
sessions.
Nate: Oh, it's perfectely fine Mr. Rydell. I got it under control.
See? Iverson just missed the shot, the Sixers lose. Who cares?...
THE ANGER SHARKS ARE SWIMMING MY HEAD. YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT!
YOU GOTTA DUNK THAT SHIT!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now then we need to go over some ground rules. You
are to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal
assault and vulgar hand gestures. You may not use rage enhancing
substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine,
slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying
willards.
Dave Buznik: How 'bout fiddle-faddels?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Under my supervision. Also, if you are unable to
stop masterbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic
images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said,
I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised
how much fun we can have together.
Dave Buznik: Geez, without slippy-flippy's or angry masterbating I
don't see how that's possible.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin... from now on,
unacceptable.
Dave Buznik: [singing] I feel pretty / oh, so pretty / oh, so pretty
and witty and...
[pause]
Dave Buznik: gay...
Rudy Giuliani: You can do it!
Lou: I have a question: Why is it that Chuck here thinks he could
smoke?
Chuck: Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish
fruit topping.
Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.
Dave Buznik: Five hour drive to find out mommy had a jelly bean
removed from her nose... Glad I missed work. Can we eat now?
Dave Buznik: Look everybody, Pana Banana's got a heinie! He's got a
heinie!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Alright, I'm going to need for you to retard your
anger level a few notches and listen to me, can you do that?
Dave Buznik: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah... it's retarded, I'm retarded.
[fleeing the monastery]
Dr. Buddy Rydell: You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby!
Lou: I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!
Lou: Eskimos seem nice.
Dave Buznik: I'm not a homophobe, I'm a
pulling-out-my-penis-in-front-of-you-ophobe.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and
please don't tell me it's Dick!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: She said she was going out with a friend named
Andrea.
Dave Buznik: She doesn't have a friend named Andrea. Did she say
Andrew?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Oh, ah, yes Andrew... the testicle with legs.
Chuck: Here's my phone number.
[Dave reads it]
Dave Buznik: "You're gonna die, bitch"?
Chuck: Oh, sorry. That's a letter I'm writing to Geraldo Rivera.
Dave Buznik: Hi, I'm glad I'm not the only one in anger management.
Bobby Knight: What? I don't need anger management! I thought this was
sexaholics anonymous!
Dave Buznik: Uh, I think that's down the hall.
Bobby Knight: Oh, *screw* this! [throws his book across the room and
stomps off]
Chuck: I think Eskimos are smug.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I'm going to need you to retard your anger.
Dave Buznik: It's retarded. I'm retarded.
Dave Buznik: I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult
for me... to... express myself... when I am on the verge of...
exploding in my pants.
Kendra: You are too cute.
Dave Buznik: Get the fuck out of here.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Now you are going to go up to her and tell her the
following, "I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for
me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my
pants."
Dave Buznik: Huh?... No!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Listen, if you don't tell her that, I'll fail you
and send you to prison.
Dave Buznik: So if I go up to her and repeat that crazy shit probably
stolen from a porno film, you sick bastard, you'll release me from
the program?
Chuck: Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of
anti-Semitic remark.
Dave Buznik: Are you Jewish?
Chuck: I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.
Chuck: I still remember the war...
Dave Buznik: Oh, yeah?
Chuck: Yeah... Remember waking up to the sound of bombs dropping and
children screaming...
Dave Buznik: Oh, you were in Vietnam?
Chuck: No... Grenada.
Dave Buznik: Didn't that, like, last only 12 hours?
Cabbie: Let's get this thing movin'! What the hell is your problem?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [shouting] Shut your pie hole, we're working here!
Chuck: What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both
your nuts?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised at how much fun we can have together.
Dave Buznik: Jeeze, without slippy-flippies or angry masturbating? I
don't see how that's possible
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Jibber jabber jibber jabbering, mumbo jumbo,
denial, key-key-key-key-key-key!
Buddy: Take off your clothes, I have a relaxing technique I want to
show you, it will be good for you.
David: You wanna see me naked Buddy?
Buddy: Are you a homophobe Dave?
David: No, I'm a taking-my-clothes-off-in-front-of-you-a-phobe.
Dave Buznik: [about to be shot by angry man] Let me just ask you one
question... who's the pretty girl in the mirror there?
Lexus Man: What mirror where?
[shoots gun which is really water gun]
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Might I have your first name, Mr. Head, and tell me
it isn't Dick.
Frank Head: It's Frank!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Ah, Fran. Isn't that normally a girl's name?
Chuck: You come down here before the black wolf swallows my brain!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
[after loudly passing gas in bed]
Dr. Buddy Rydell: You hear that frog?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: [while taking a shower] Salagadoola mechicka boola
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
Stacy: Uh, we're in the adult film industry, and, we're lovers.
Gina: Yeah.
Stacy: So Gina was having sex with this guy Meelo which was totally
cool cause it was in the script.
Gina: So we invited him back to the house because we like a little
variety...
Stacy: I look up and see Gina kissing Meelo on the MOUTH which is not
cool, because it violates our threesome code of ethics!
Gina: So Stacy bit my toe off.
Stacy: Then Meelo starts yelling, calling me a crazy skank...
Gina: And nobody talks to my bitch that way.
Stacy: That's right.
Gina: So I stapled his lip SHUT.
Dave Buznik: Well, we've all... been there.
Dave Buznik: [to his boss] By the way, his name's not fat-shit-cat.
It's Meatball. And he's eating your crab cakes right now.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is the second cousin of Anger.
Dave Buznik: Flirting is the second cousin of Cheating.
Dave Buznik: [to Linda] I want to have children with you! Children!
With your eyes and my... last name! That's all I want.
Stacy: [about Mayor Giuliani] Who is that guy?
Gina: I think it's Bill Clinton.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave assaulted a female flight attendant.
Stacy: Nice.
Gina: I bet you beat her good.
Dave Buznik: i didn't beat anybody. I touched a woman...
Chuck: Liar, Bullshiter... you're a WOMAN BEATER! And you can't admit
it because you're a deluded piece of garbage!
Nate: Don't worry doc, it's just a regular season game. Not that big
of a deal... See, iverson just missed a layup, sixers lose. [pause]
Ooooohhhh the anger sharks are swimming! You gotta dunk that shit!
You gotta dunk that shit!
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Nate! Nate! Repeat after me, goosefraba.
Nate: Goose... blah blah
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave, there are two kinds of angry people in this
world: explosive and implosive. Explosive, which is the most
common, is the type of individual you see screaming at a grocery
store cashier for not taking his coupon. Implosive, the least
common, is the cashier at the store who remains quiet at his job
day after day until he then finally loses it and just shoots
everyone in the store. You're the cashier.
Dave Buznik: No, no, no. I'm the guy in the frozen food section
dialling 911. I swear.
Chuck: After I got back, I went through a rough time. Drinkin' booze,
shootin' holes in the ceilin', screamin' myself to sleep...
Finally, my parents said I had to move out.
Dave Buznik: So I'm guessing that's when you decided to shack up with
your aunt.
Chuck: Don't get cute, wise ass... But, yes.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: He was wondering how a man weighing 600 pounds
could teach people about self-discipline.
Blind Man: Happy now, asswipe?
Judge Brenda Daniels: [Dr. Buddy Rydell has volunteered to help Dave
Buznik] You think you can help him?
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Yep. And if I can't, I'll tear him apart with my
bare hands.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: By the way, I like to sleep in the nude.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: ...You're on my side of the arm rest. We're not
gonna have problems, are we?
Dave Buznik: Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at
the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop
shitting! Any of those things would have been *fine*!
Dave Buznik: [recording his voice with the tape recorder] I'm feeling
very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.
Dave Buznik: Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a
cheater.

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