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Information

Year: 2007
Rating: 7.3(43099)
Listed in: Biography, Comedy, Drama
Directed by: Mike Nichols
Actors: Tom Hanks Philip Seymour Hoffman Terry Bozeman Brian Markinson Amy Adams Julia Roberts
  "A stiff drink. A little mascara. A lot of nerve. Who said they couldn't bring down the Soviet empire."

Cast

 Directed by
Mike Nichols  
 Actors
Tom Hanks as Charlie Wilson
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Gust Avrakotos
Terry Bozeman as CIA Award Presenter
Brian Markinson as Paul Brown
Kirby Mitchell as Stoned Guy
Ed Regine as Limo Driver
Daniel Eric Gold as Donnelly
Peter Gerety as Larry Liddle
P.J. Byrne as Jim Van Wagenen
John Slattery as Cravely
Thomas Crawford as Maintenance Man
Joe Roland as McGaffin
Om Puri as President Zia
Faran Tahir as Brigadier Rashid
Rizwan Manji as Colonel Mahmood
Maurice Sherbanee as Refugee In Wheelchair
Salam Sangi as Refugee Building Wall
Navid Negahban as Refugee Camp Translator
Habib Saba as Afghan Boy
Edward Hunt as Embassy Marine
Michael Haley as Embassy Official
Denis O'Hare as Harold Holt
Michael Spellman as Agent Patrick
Russell Edge as Agent Wells
Christopher Denham as Mike Vickers
Joseph Sikora as Chess Player
Gabriel Tigerman as Chess Player
Patrick Bentley as Chess Player
Marc Pelina as Chess Player
Ken Stott as Zvi
Aharon Ipalé as Egyptian Defense Minister
Ned Beatty as Doc Long
Ron Fassler as Mario
Enayat Delawary as Doc Long's Translator
Daston Kalili as Mujahideen Translator
Pasha D. Lychnikoff as Russian Helicopter Pilot
Ilia Volok as Russian Helicopter Pilot
Alexander Lvovsky as Russian Helicopter Pilot
Sammy Sheik as Stinger Mujahideen
Moneer Yaqubi as Stinger Mujahideen
Gabriel Justice as Stinger Mujahideen
Siyal Mohammad as Stinger Presenter
Quill Roberts as Stinger Presenter
Jim Jansen as Congressional Committee
Harry S. Murphy as Congressional Committee
Spencer Garrett as Congressional Committee
Kevin Cooney as Congressional Committee
Zahra Abbas as Afgan Refugee
Don Abernathy as Man in Park Eating Hotdog
Walid Amini as Freedom Fighter
Anthony Azizi as Orderly
Darren Dowler as Congressman
Johnny Drocco as Dapper Dan at Party
François Duhamel as French Photographer
David Edelstein as Hotel Manager
Paul Haasch as Fraternity Slave Driver
Brooks Hall as Charlie's Party Guest
Alexander Kanellakos as Texas Millionaire
Daniel Lench as Party Goer #1
Tucker Maloney as CIA Operative
J. Patrick McCormack as Senator
Kazu Nagahama as Japanese Tourist
David E. Newham as DC Cop
Tom Ohmer as Party Guest
Ali Olomi as Injured Mujahadeen Soldier
Ron Ostrow as Congressional Committee #5
J. Woodward Palmer as Bartender
Dan Rather as Himself
John Robert as Congressional Committee
Gubbi Sigurdsson as Doc Long's Aide
Shaun Toub as Hassan
Kyle Vogt as Male Party Guest #4
Tommy Wilson-O'Brien as Congressman
Kurt Yaeger as Afghani Refugee
 Actresses
Amy Adams as Bonnie Bach
Julia Roberts as Joanne Herring
Jud Tylor as Crystal Lee
Hilary Angelo as Kelly
Cyia Batten as Stacey
Emily Blunt as Jane Liddle
Wynn Everett as Receptionist - Charlie's Angels
Mary Bonner Baker as Marla - Charlie's Angels
Rachel Nichols as Suzanne - Charlie's Angels
Shiri Appleby as Jailbait - Charlie's Angels
Patrika Darbo as Auctioneer
Carly Reeves as Slave Girl
Salaheddine Ben Chegra as Pakistani Steward
Mozhan Marnò as Refugee Camp Translator #2
Nadia Miller as Afghan Girl
Michelle Arthur as Refugee Camp Nurse
Sheila Vosough as Refugee Mother
Tracy Phillips as Bellydancer
Mary Bailey as Doc Long's Secretary
Trish Gallaher Glenn as Joanne's Assistant
Nancy Linehan Charles as Mrs. Long
Susan Jasmin Armon as Afghan Girl
Tiffany L. Baker as Oil Tycoon's Wife
Nazanin Boniadi as Afghan Refugee Woman
Celestina as Dancer
Jody Jaress as VIP Party Guest
Melanie Maki as Texas Fundraiser Guest
Ambria Miscia as Vegas Showgirl
Mara New as Extra
Mary Linda Phillips as Party Guest
Ann Ryan as Party Guest
Carol Shook as Refugee
Cynthia Silver as Charlie's Party Guest
Cassidy Smith as Afghan Girl
Nicole Smolen as Afghan Girl
Rachel Style as Blodgett - CIA Cafeteria Cashier
Jackie Swanson as Texas Socialite
Teresa Swift as Indian

Movie info

Languages: English, Dari, Russian, Urdu, Hebrew, Arabic
Filming dates: 12 October 2006 - ?
Budget: USD 75,000,000
Gross: USA - 66,636,385 USD (2 March 2008)
UK - 4,298,728 GBP (3 February 2008)
Worldwide - 109,155,885 USD (6 March 2008)
Brazil - 851,519 BRL (2 March 2008)
 
Plot: In the early 1980s, Charlie Wilson is a womanizing US congressional representative from Texas who seemed to be in the minor leagues, except for the fact that he is a member of two major foreign policy and covert-ops committees. However, prodded by his major conservative supporter, Joanne Herring, Wilson learns about the plight the people are suffering in the brutal Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. With the help of the maverick CIA agent, Gust Avrakotos, Wilson dedicates his canny political efforts to supply the Afghan mujahideen with the weapons and support to defeat the Soviet Union. However, Charlie Wilson eventually learns that while military victory can be had, there are other consequences and prices to that fight that are ignored to everyone's sorrow.

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Original Soundtracks

  "NEVER, NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP" Written by Barry White Performed by Barry White Courtesy of The Island Def Jam Music Group Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"STOMP" Written by Rod Temperton, Louis E. Johnson, George Henry Johnson, Valerie Johnson Performed by Brothers Johnson (as The Brothers Johnson) Courtesy of A&M Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"ANGEL OF THE MORNING" Written by Chip Taylor Performed by Juice Newton Courtesy of Capitol Records Nashville Under license from EMI Film & Television Music
"OPUS 1" Written by Speedy West Performed by Jimmy Bryant Courtesy of Capitol Records Nashville Under license from EMI Film & Television Music
"SIBONEY" Written by Ernesto Lecuona
"FAREWELL OF SLAVIANKA" Performed by The Red Army Choir Courtesy of Naxos By Arrangement with Source/Q
"PAKISTAN MARKETPLACE" Written by E. Prion, O. Prion Performed by E. Prion, O. Prion Courtesy of Prion Music By Arrangement with The Orchard
"ISRAELI CAFÉ, NO. 3" Written by Shai Hadad Performed by Shai Hadad Courtesy of S. Hadad By Arrangement with The Orchard
"BAD GIRLS" Written by Donna Summer, Joe Esposito (as Joe "Beans" Esposito), Ed Hokenson (as Edward Hokenson), Bruce Sudano Performed by Donna Summer Courtesy of The Island Def Jam Music Group Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"LET'S DANCE" Written by David Bowie Performed by David Bowie Courtesy of RZO Music
"LADIES NIGHT" Written by George Funky Brown (as George Brown), Robert Kool Bell (as Robert Bell), Ronald Bell, J.T. Taylor (as James Taylor), Earl Toon, Dennis D.T. Thomas (as Dennis Thomas), , Claydes Smith, Meekaaeel Muhammed (as Meekaaeel Muhammad) Performed by Kool & The Gang Courtesy of The Island Def Jam Music Group Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE" Traditional, arranged by Ry Cooder Performed by Mavis Staples Courtesy of Anti, a division of Epitaph
"And He Shall Purify" (uncredited) from The Messiah Written by George Frideric Handel

Goofs

  Revealing mistakes: In the montage where the Mujahideen shoot down Russian planes and helicopters, four of the aircraft (an A-6 Intruder, an F-4 Phantom, a UH-1 Huey helicopter, and an F-16) are American-made, and would never have been used by the Soviet military.
Continuity: After Gust removes the bug from the bottle of scotch, the position of the label sealing the bottle changes between shots.
DATE: In some scenes showing Hinds on the ground, various Mi-35s are shown. They are very modern derivatives of the infamous Mi-24 Hind-D, with distinctive engine casings.
Revealing mistakes: During the first scene with two Russian helicopters en route to attack, their rocket pods are empty; you can see daylight through them.
Continuity: When Charlie is in his office meeting with Gust, the epaulet on his right shoulder is unbuttoned during several shots. Later it is buttoned.
DATE: In a scene set in early 1980, Crystal Lee mentions the TV show "Falcon Crest" (1981), which premiered in 1981.
DATE: The presentation in the airplane hangar before the Clandestine Service has a series of flags from the intelligence community in the background. One of the flags bears the distinctive seal of the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA), which was reorganized on November 23, 2003. Before that, it was the National Imagery and Mapping Agency (NIMA) with a completely different seal.
Continuity: In one of the opening scenes where Charlie Wilson is receiving the award, Joanne Herring is shown clapping in close up, wearing black gloves. In the subsequent wide shots showing the entire audience, she is gloveless.
Continuity: In Gust's first scene, he fights with his boss about who owes whom an apology. The window that Gust had previously broken has just been replaced. As the fight continues and he's ordered out of the office, Gust breaks the window again, leaving shards of glass in the frame. In subsequent shots, most of the shards are gone.
Continuity: When Charlie Wilson and Joanne Herring meet for the first time in the film, they tilt their heads to the right as they kiss. In the subsequent shot when they break the kiss, their heads are tilted to the left.
DATE: The bill in the Langley cafeteria, with a large faced president, was not available in the 1980s.
Continuity: When the strippers are asking Charlie what he does for a living while they're in the hot tub, Kelly's position keeps changing back and forth from leaning against the side to sitting up straight, depending on which camera is being used.
CHAR: Gust Avrakotos says "you can park a battle carrier group behind the right hand." He should have said "you can park a carrier battle group behind the right hand."
DATE: Towards the beginning of the movie, Charlie is at a Vegas Club in April 1980. The next day, he is back in Washington to meet with his constituent about a Christmas display. Later that evening, Charlie is with a young lady who sings along with "Angel of the Morning." However, the cover version by Juice Newton was released in 1981.
DATE: When Gust Avrakotos and Charlie Wilson talk in Charlie's office after Gust removes the bug from the scotch bottle, Gust sits down next to a table that has a picture of a B-1B Lancer bomber with a gray paint scheme. B-1Bs were introduced in 1985. Until the mid-1990s, they were painted in a green, dark green, and grey "European I" or "lizard" paint scheme.
FAIR: Larry Liddle complains about a problem with a crèche in Nacogdoches, in east Texas. Charlie Wilson represents the 2nd Congressional district, in southeast Texas near Houston. However, that was the result of redistricting in 2003. In the 1980s, the second district included Lufkin and Nacogdoches.
DATE: The modern digital thermostat by the door in Joanne's bedroom was not available in 1980.
Continuity: When Charlie is watching TV in the bath tub, a stripper puts cocaine down on the edge of the bathtub, and her hands are empty. In the next shot, she is shooting cocaine up her nose.
DATE: When Charlie and his aide come back from Pakistan the first time, a shot of the outside of their 747 shows winglets. They first appeared on the 747-400, which was introduced in 1985.
Revealing mistakes: During some helicopter attack scenes, bodies that were shot at instantly disappear, as if they were deleted from the screen.
Continuity: During the talk with Larry Liddle when Charlie's assistant hides his mug of whiskey in a drawer, she at first uses her left hand to lift the mug, but in the next shot she's holding the mug in her right hand placing it in the drawer. Her holding it in her right hand allows for her cleavage to show.
DATE: Doc Long's secretary uses a lint roller. In the 80's and 90's lint brushes were popular as lint rollers had not yet become widely used. They were invented in 1956, but did not replace lint brushes until almost 2000. They would not have been used in the 1980s.
DATE: Following a montage depicting events of 1987-1988 in Afghanistan, Charlie Wilson celebrates his reelection, and Gust tells him that Doc Long is going to be defeated. Long was defeated in 1984.
CHAR: In the Langley cafeteria, the cashier pulls a bill out of the same slot where she placed the bill she received from Gust, and gives him coins, leaving Gust with more money than he had when he entered the line.
CHAR: The Texas flag in Charlie Wilson 's office is upside down; the white field should be at the top.
DATE: When Charlie Wilson is in Las Vegas, the date on the screen is April 6, 1980. The next day, back in Washington, Larry Liddle visits Charlie to complain about a problem with a crèche in front of a firehouse in Nacogdoches, TX, stating that it's Christmas time.
CHAR: While Larry Liddle talks to Charlie about a firehouse crèche in Nacogdoches, TX, they both keep referring to Nacogdoches Township. Texas does not have townships.
GEOG: When Charlie Wilson returns to Washington to cast his vote, he enters the House floor from an adjoining room. Several times, he enters that same side room from the hall outside his office, which would be impossible. The interior architecture of Charlie's office indicates that his office is in the Rayburn House Office Building, across the street from the Capitol building.
Revealing mistakes: FLIPPED SHOT: During the Red Square military parade, the army vehicles and the soldiers move southwards, with the Kremlin wall on the right. Suddenly, the parade changes direction, and the Kremlin wall is on the left.
Fact errors: Pakistan Army's helicopter that was used to take Charlie Wilson to Peshawar had Pakistani flag from edge to edge on the vertical tail fin and the green circle insignia on tail boom. In fact, a transport helicopter of real Pakistan Army has significantly smaller Pakistani flag (with or without white stripe) on its vertical tail fin and the green circle insignia is put on the cabin's body just before where tail boom starts. Moreover, in the movie the helicopter's color was way darker than its real life counterparts.
Continuity: Near the beginning of the movie, Charlie and Joanne are in her bathroom just after they have had sex while her party to show the Afghanistan movie is going on downstairs. Joanne is sitting at a dressing table touching up her makeup and Charlie is in the tub. Beside Charlie on the edge of the tub is a completely empty glass of whatever whiskey he was drinking. The scene cuts to Joanne, who is separating her eyelashes with a safety pin, then the scene cuts quickly back to Charlie, who suddenly has a very full glass of whiskey.
Fact errors: One of the "soviet" fighters being shot down by the Afghan rebels is a F-4 Phantom II, an American jet fighter.
Revealing mistakes: The Texas flag on the pole in Charlie Wilson's office is upside down the entire movie. (Red is supposed to be on bottom, white on top).

Quotes

  Joanne Herring: [Joanne has just told Bonnie to get her a cocktail]
She doesn't like me.
Charlie Wilson: Everybody likes you.
Joanne Herring: She's a liberal.
Charlie Wilson: I'm a liberal.
Joanne Herring: [puts her hand on his butt] Not where it counts.
Charlie Wilson: Were you standing at the goddamn door listening to
me? How could you even - That is a thick door! You stood there and
you listened to me?
Gust Avrakotos: I didn't stand at the door. Don't be an idiot. I
bugged the Scotch bottle.
Charlie Wilson: What!
Gust Avrakotos: It's got a little transmitter on it, I've got a
little thing in my ear, get past it.
Gust Avrakotos: Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the
several ways in which you're a douche bag?
Charlie Wilson: You know you've reached rock bottom when you're told
you have character flaws by a man who hanged his predecessor in a
military coup.
Larry Liddle: Miss?
Charlie's Angel #1: Yes sir?
Larry Liddle: It seems to me lookin' around, that it's almost all
women workin' here; and that they're all very pretty. Is that
common?
Charlie's Angel #1: Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression.
He says uhh, "You can teach 'em to type, but you can't teach 'em to
grow tits."
Larry Liddle: Well, that's... charming.
Cravely: And I don't know why the hell I didn't fire you when you
broke my fucking window.
Gust Avrakotos: Oh yes sure you do Cravely.
Cravely: Look Gust!
Gust Avrakotos: Yeah you're fucking Roger's fiance, and you know I
know.
Cravely: I'm not... I'm not... I'm not even gonna dignify that with a
response.
Gust Avrakotos: Yeah yeah, you're dignifying her in the ass, at the
Jefferson Hotel, Room 1210, but let me ask you, the 3000 agents
Turner fired, was that because they lacked diplomatic skills as
well?
Gust Avrakotos: [after smashing his boss's office window] My loyalty!
For twenty four years people have been trying to kill me! People
who know how. Now do you think that's because my dad was a Greek
soda pop maker? Or do you think that's because I'm an American spy?
Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!
Charlie Wilson: These things happened. They were glorious and they
changed the world... and then we fucked up the endgame.
Gust Avrakotos: There's a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets
a horse... and everybody in the village says, "how wonderful. The
boy got a horse" And the Zen master says, "we'll see." Two years
later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg, and everyone in
the village says, "How terrible." And the Zen master says, "We'll
see." Then, a war breaks out and all the young men have to go off
and fight... except the boy can't cause his legs all messed up. and
everybody in the village says, "How wonderful."
Charlie Wilson: Now the Zen master says, "We'll see."
Joanne Herring: Why is Congress saying one thing and doing nothing?
Charlie Wilson: Well, tradition mostly.
Charlie's Angel #4: The Congressman has never been to rehab. They
don't serve whisky at rehab.
Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in
Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun
fire 'til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That's Harold Holt's strategy, it's not U.S.
strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Well, strictly speaking, we don't have one. But we're
working hard on that.
Charlie Wilson: Who's 'we'?
Gust Avrakotos: Me and three other guys.
Charlie Wilson: You're no James Bond.
Gust Avrakotos: You're no Thomas Jefferson, either. Let's call it
even.
Gust Avrakotos: Promises were made!
Cravely: Not by me.
Gust Avrakotos: I've been with the company for twenty-four years. I
was posted in Greece for fifteen. I've advised and armed the
Hellenic Army. I've neutralized champions of communism. I've spent
the past three years... learning *Finnish!* Which would come in
handy here in Virginia, and I'm never ever sick at sea. So I wanna
know why... I'm not gonna be your Helsinki station chief.
Gust Avrakotos: Excuse me, what the fuck?
Charlie Wilson: Do you drink, Mr. Avrakotos?
Gust Avrakotos: Oh God yes.
Charlie Wilson: Well, then, should we try some of this scotch, or is
it going to release Sarin gas?
Gust Avrakotos: Well, I don't think so, but do me a favor and open it
over there [points away from him].
Zvi: I love you, Charlie, but you are a grown man who still hasn't
learned to look both ways before he crosses the fucking street! [he
glares at Charlie] Alright, I'll help you. [he turns and looks at
Avrakotos] But I don't like this guy!
Charlie Wilson: I know exactly how you feel.
Zvi: This meeting it going to be run professional.
Gust Avrakotos: Oh absolutely. We're going to be talking to the
Deputy Defense Minister while his boss gets a belly dance from a
friend of Charlie's.
Zvi: What?
Charlie Wilson: A friend of mine is a well known belly dances in
Texas. It's always been her dream to perform in Egypt, so she's our
way in. While she's dancing for the Defense Minister, we'll be
talking to the deputy.
Zvi: Oh my God.
Gust Avrakotos: No, she's supposed to be pretty good
Joanne Herring: May I ask what it is that I've done to make you
dislike me, Mr. Avrakotos?
Gust Avrakotos: I like you just fine, Mrs. Herring, it's just been my
experience that when people with money and too much free time get
involved in politics, pretty soon, I forget who it is I'm supposed
to be shooting at.
Charlie Wilson: Who is running the thing? Who is the prosecutor?
Charlie's Angels - Suzanne: Uh... Rudolph Giuliani, New York,
Southern District.
Bonnie Bach: Do you know him?
Charlie Wilson: No.
Charlie Wilson: I stood in Harold Holt's office in Islamabad, and I
offered him the keys to the safe. I said to him, "What do you
need?" And I was apparently annoying him.
Gust Avrakotos: Well, that's because Harold Holt is a tool. He's a
cake-eater, he's a clown, he's a bad station chief, and I don't
like to cast aspersions on a guy, but he's going to get us all
killed.
Charlie Wilson: This thing is going to get done by the CIA and it's
going to get done quietly.
President Zia: You have authority to do this?
Charlie Wilson: [shrugging] None what so ever.
Zvi: You want me to steer Israel towards an arms deal with Egypt,
Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia?
Charlie Wilson: Yes.
Zvi: Well, just one or two problems with that, just off the top of my
head.
Charlie Wilson: Zvi...
Zvi: Afghanistan and Pakistan don't recognize our right to exist, we
just got done fighting a war against Egypt, and everyone who has
ever tried to kill me or my family has been trained in Saudi
Arabia!
Gust Avrakotos: That's not true, Zvi. Some of them were trained by
us.
Joanne Herring: Are you Catholic, Mr. Avrakatos?
Gust Avrakotos: Greek Orthodox.
Joanne Herring: Still a Christian, though.
Gust Avrakotos: Imagine my relief.
[first lines]
CIA Award Presenter: The defeat and break up of the Soviet empire,
culminating in the crumbing of the Berlin wall, is one of the great
events of world history. There were many heros in this battle, but
to Charlie Wilson must go this special recognition. Just thirteen
years ago the Soviet army appeared to be invincible. But Charlie,
undeterred, engineered a lethal body blow that weakened the
communist empire. Without Charlie, history would be hugely, and
sadly different. And so for the first time a civilian is being
given our highest recognition; that of honored colleague. Ladies
and gentlemen of the clandestine services, congressman Charles
Wilson.
Joanne Herring: I mean, how did you get into the CIA?
Gust Avrakotos: I don't work for the CIA, I work for the Department
of Agriculture.
Joanne Herring: Fruit and Plant Division?
Gust Avrakotos: More specifically, apple imports
Joanne Herring: What's your problem with me?
Gust Avrakotos: You know, I've found, in my business, that when
people with time on their hands get involved in politics, I start
forgetting who I'm supposed to be shooting at.
[last lines]
CIA Award Presenter: So, for the first time, a civilian is being
given our highest recognition, that of Honored Colleague. Ladies
and gentlemen of the Clandestine Services, Congressman Charles
Wilson.
[last title card]
Title card: "These things happened. They were glorious and they
changed the world...
Title card: ...and then we fucked up the end game." - Charlie Wilson
Charlie Wilson: What's the gift for?
Gust Avrakotos: It's from the Afghan desk for doubling the budget for
the Mujahadeen.
Charlie Wilson: Well, thank you.
Gust Avrakotos: It was nothing.
Charlie Wilson: It's a nice bottle of scotch. Must have been hard to
get.
Gust Avrakotos: No, doubling the budget was nothing. Ten million
dollars for covert ops against the Russian army is meaningless.
What are you, an infant?
Joanne Herring: Charlie, I want you to defeat the Soviet Union, and
end the Cold War.
Charlie Wilson: O-K!
Charlie Wilson: I cannot just call up a judge and tell him what to
do.
Larry Liddle: Why?
Charlie Wilson: Well cause it's against... a shitload of really good
laws Garry...
Mike Vickers: I've written it all in a report you can read. You'd be
the first one who did.
Gust Avrakotos: And with Doc's backing, you'll get the votes of the
other committee members.
Charlie Wilson: Yep.
Gust Avrakotos: I don't believe you.
Charlie Wilson: I don't care.
Gust Avrakotos: It's called the Milan Anti-Tank Missile.
Charlie Wilson: Can the Afghans win without it?
Gust Avrakotos: No.
Charlie Wilson: End of discussion.
Charlie Wilson: How old are you?
Mike Vickers: I'll be 30 next week.
Charlie Wilson: This is CIA's weapons expert?
Gust Avrakotos: One of them.
Charlie Wilson: But he's the most senior.
Gust Avrakotos: Look...
Chess Player #1: Mike!
Mike Vickers: Yeah, bishop to queen's knight 7.
Gust Avrakotos: See, he's playing without even looking at the board.
Charlie Wilson: That's a useful skill... if Afghanistan's ever
invaded by Boris Spassky.
Charlie Wilson: [Calling his all female office staff together]
Jailbait!
Joanne Herring: [to Charlie's Angels] Sluts.
Gust Avrakotos: As long as the press sees sex and drugs behind the
left hand, you can park a battle carrier behind the right hand and
no one's gonna fucking notice.
Charlie Wilson: Joanne Herring: "I miss you Charlie." Charlie Wilson:
"Oh Joanne... I always miss you."

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