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| Year: | 1999 |
| Rating: | 6.7(66762) |
| Listed in: | Drama, Romance, Thriller |
| Directed by: | Roger Kumble |
| Actors: | Ryan Phillippe Joshua Jackson Sarah Michelle Gellar Reese Witherspoon Selma Blair Louise Fletcher |
| "What you can't have, you can't resist." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
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| Roger Kumble | |
| Actors | |
| Ryan Phillippe | as Sebastian Valmont |
| Joshua Jackson | as Blaine Tuttle |
| Eric Mabius | as Greg McConnell |
| Sean Patrick Thomas | as Ronald Clifford |
| Charlie O'Connell | as Court Reynolds |
| Fred Norris | as Meter Maid |
| Drew Snyder | as Headmaster Hargrove |
| Phil Hawn | as Subway Pedestrian |
| Jim Jenkins | as Mr. Caldwell |
| Actresses | |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | as Kathryn Merteuil |
| Reese Witherspoon | as Annette Hargrove |
| Selma Blair | as Cecile Caldwell |
| Louise Fletcher | as Helen Rosemond |
| Swoosie Kurtz | as Dr. Greenbaum |
| Christine Baranski | as Bunny Caldwell |
| Alaina Reed-Hall | as Nurse |
| Deborah Offner | as Mrs. Michalak |
| Tara Reid | as Marci Greenbaum |
| Herta Ware | as Mrs. Sugarman |
| Hiep Thi Le | as Mai-Lee |
| Ginger Williams | as Clorissa |
| Elizabeth M. Kelly | as Party Goer |
Movie info
| Languages: | English, Vietnamese, French |
| Filming dates: | 9 June 1998 - 15 July 1998 |
| Budget: | USD 11,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 38,201,895 USD (1 August 1999) UK - 898,118 GBP (20 June 1999) Worldwide - 37,573,641 USD (except USA) |
| Plot: | A pair of unscrupulous siblings star in a sexy tale of seduction, revenge and conquest. After cleverly seducing and ruining the reputation of an unsuspecting classmate, the sparks fly when Kathryn poses the ultimate challenge to her insatiable stepbrother Sebastian: deflower the Headmaster's beautiful, virgin daughter Annette. If he fails, Kathryn gets his 1956 jaguar convertible, but if he succeeds, Sebastain gets to possess and bed Kathryn. The stakes are high, but for Sebastian, the payoff is feverishly irresistible and before the summer's over, no one will escape their relentless game of cat and mouse . . . until one of them is bitten by the most unlikely sensation of all . . . love. |
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"Every You Every Me" Written by Brian Molko, Stefan Olsdal, Steve Hewitt (as Steven Hewitt) and Paul Campion Performed by Placebo Courtesy of Elevator Music Ltd./Virgin Records America Inc. Published by Famous Music Corp. and Island Music Ltd./Mukka Music "You Blew Me Off" Written by Bobby Bare (as Bobby Bare Jr.) Performed by Bobby Bare (as Bare Jr.) Courtesy of Immortal/Epic Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing Published by Windswept Pacific Songs/Please Love Me Music "Money Hungry" Written and Performed by Marc Ferrari and Karen McAuley Courtesy of Master Source Published by Red Engine Music/American Shamrock Music "Coffee & TV" Written by Damon Albarn, Graham Coxon, Steven Alexander, James Rowntree and Dave Rowntree (as David Rowntree) Performed by Blur Courtesy of EMI Records Ltd./Virgin Records America Inc. Published by EMI Music Publishing Ltd./EMI Blackwood Music Inc. "Symphony #9 in D Minor, Op. 125, Choral'" Written by 'Ludwig van Beethoven Performed by Nemzeti Filharmonikus Zenekar (as Hungarian Philharmonic Orchestra) with Budapest Philharmonic Chorus Conducted by János Ferencsik (as Janos Ferencsik) Courtesy of Laserlight Digital By Arrangement with Source/Q "Lovefool" Written by Nina Persson and Peter Svensson Performed by The Cardigans Courtesy of Stockholm Records By Arrangement with PolyGram Film & TV Music Published by Stockholm Songs AB "Ordinary Life" Written by Kristen Barry Performed by Kristen Barry Courtesy of Virgin Records America Inc. Published by EMI Virgin Music Inc./Luleil Music "Comin' Up From Behind" Written by Sherry Fraser Performed by Marcy Playground Courtesy of Capitol Records Published by WB Music Corp./Porcelain Throne "Addictive" Written by Pauline Taylor, Maxi Jaxx, Roland 'Rollo' Armstrong (as Rollo Armstrong) and Sister Bliss (as Ayalah Bentovim) Performed by Faithless Courtesy of Cheeky Records/Arista Records Inc. Published by Champion Music, BMG Music Publishing Ltd/BMG Songs Inc. & WB Music Corp./Warner Chappell Music Ltd. Contains a large sample of Pauline Taylor's "Addicted" Written and Performed by Pauline Taylor "Trip on Love" Written by Tom Kimmel and Liz Vidal Performed by Abra Moore Courtesy of Arista Records Inc. Published by WB Music Corp./Maverick Music & Samaxian Music "Like the 40's" Written by Marc Ferrari, Don Great and William Loose Performed by William Loose Courtesy of Master Source Published by Red Engine Music/Don Break Music/May Loo Music "Brandenburg Concerto #4 in G Major" Written by Johann Sebastian Bach (as J. S. Bach) Performed by German Bach Soloists Conducted by Helmut Winschermann Courtesy of Laserlight Digital By Arrangement with Source/Q "Bedroom Dancing" Written by Matthew Hardwidge and Phelim Byrne Performed by Day One Courtesy of Virgin Records Limited/Melankolic Copyright Control "Praise You" Written by Fatboy Slim (as Norman Cook) and Camille Yarbrough Performed by Fatboy Slim Courtesy of Astralwerks under exclusive license from Skint Records Ltd. Published by PolyGram International Publishing Inc./Songs of PolyGram International Publishing Inc./Maat Music. Inc. Features a sample from "Take Yo Praise" By Camille Yarbrough Under license from Welk Music Group "This Love" Written by Craig Armstrong and Jerry Burns Performed by Craig Armstrong Featuring Elizabeth Fraser Courtesy of Astralwerks/Virgin Records Limited/Melankolic Elizabeth Fraser appears courtesy of Capitol Records Published by EMI Virgin Music. Inc. & Monument Music Ltd./Careers-BMG Music Publishing Inc. "Colorblind" Words by Adam Duritz (as Adam F. Duritz) Music by Adam Duritz (as Adam F. Duritz) and Charles Gillingham Performed by Counting Crows Courtesy of DGC Records Published by EMI Blackwood Music Inc./Jones Falls Music "Bittersweet Symphony" Written by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards Lyrics by Richard Ashcroft Performed by The Verve Worldwide copyright owner ABKCO Music Inc. "Bittersweet Symphony" Performed by The Andrew Oldham Orchestra Licensed courtesy of The Decca Record Company Ltd. Vocals by Richard Ashcroft Courtesy of VC Records T/A Hut Recordings/Virgin Records Limited "You Could Make a Killing" Written and Performed by Aimee Mann Courtesy of DGC Records Under license from Universal Music Special Markets Published by Aimee Mann "Secretly" Written by Skin and Len Arran Performed by Skunk Anansie Courtesy of Virgin Records Limited Published by Chrysalis Music |
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Continuity: SPOILER: After Sebastian gets thrown in front of the taxi at the end of the movie, the license plate number changes between shots (it changes from 3T18 to 9X24). Continuity: When Cecile and Kathryn are talking secretly in a private room, the hair behind Cecile's ear alternates position from behind her ear to covering her ear. Continuity: When Kathryn first shows Sebastian's diary to the camera, the front page says "Cruel Intentions". A short time later, the front page says "Cruel Inventions" (the movie's working title). Crew: Cameraman and crane visible in the front windshield of Sebastian's car while driving with Annette. GEOG: SPOILER: In the closing scene as Annette is driving out of the city there are a few shots from the car (side on) where you can see sand and hills. Then it cuts to a front shot of the city, with no hills or sand in sight. Crew: The camera operator and camera are reflected in the windshield of the Jaguar as Annette drives out of town. Continuity: Blaine's pile of marijuana changes size between shots. Continuity: In the luncheon scene in Aunt Helen's yard, she leans down to hug Sebastian after saying the line, "You two are the best!" In one shot, she moves her left hand to his left shoulder, but in the next shot (close-up) her hand is not on his shoulder. Revealing mistakes: When Sebastian goes up to the glass in his therapist's office you can see marks from when he hit his forehead against it in previous takes Continuity: When Sebastian goes to see Annette you can see her bra above her top but in the next shot you can't see it anymore. Continuity: The first time the inside of Sebastian's journal is shown, "The Bet" page is opposite the page with Kathryn's picture and the phrase "I'm a bitch". At the end of the movie, Kathryn receives a copy of the journal and opens to "The Bet" page which is now opposite Cecile's page. Revealing mistakes: SPOILER: At the end when the doors of the chapel open and Kathryn walks out, a string attached to the bottom of one door is visible as it helps that door open. Continuity: When Katherine and Cecile are in the park kissing, Cecile's hair is behind the green clip, when the kiss it's covering the green clip, then when they finish the green clip is exposed again. GEOG: When they are in the New York Subway, we can see a Los Angeles Metro train in the background. Continuity: After Valmont returns home from his therapist, while talking to Katherine, sits down on the couch and loosens his necktie almost completely. In the next shot it is shown almost completely tied again. CHAR: When Dr. Greenbaum takes a note on billing for the book, a line is visible about Sebastian verging on psychopathic but it is misspelled as 'pyshopathic'. Continuity: SPOILER: When Kathryn is in the bathroom before giving Sebastian's eulogy she is wearing two rings - one on each middle finger. After she walks out of the church and Cecile gives her the copy of Sebastion's notebook she is no longer wearing any rings. Then, just a moment later after the headmaster takes her hand to find the cocaine in her crucifix she is wearing a ring on her middle finger again. Revealing mistakes: SPOILER: When the taxi hits Sebastian the stopping distance of the car is extremely long for it's speed. In reality from the speed of 40-50 Km/h the car should stop in a few meters presumably not hitting Sebastian. That's because the stunt was made with the car traveling at a modest speed and with almost no braking. Obviously the screeching tire braking sound was added later fact confirmed also by the nonexistence of the braking marks on the road. CHAR: Sebastian's Journal has the word "friendship" spelled as "freindship". Revealing mistakes: When Annette and Sebastian are in the pool talking, a blocking cross is visible at the bottom of the pool, which both stand on at some point in the scene. Revealing mistakes: When Sebastian drives home after going to lunch with Clorissa, he makes a U-turn which forces the taxis behind to stop. However, they start honking when his car goes right - this was obviously planned because there was no reason to assume he would U-turn. CHAR: Sebastian tells Kathryn about what has happened "between Annette and I." The correct grammar is "between Annette and me." Continuity: In the closing scene Kathryn looks up at the students after skimming through the pages of Sebastian's journal and they are all looking at her. They are all standing in a shaded area with absolutely no sunlight on them. Just a second later there's a closeup shot of one of the same students and there's sunlight on his face. |
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Kathryn: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way. Sebastian: I can't believe that there was a time in my life when all I could think about was... sex Dr. Greenbaum: That's no way to go through life. Sebastian: You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just f*ucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life. Annette: People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love. Sebastian: I read your manifesto. Annette: You did? Sebastian: Yes. I must say, I found it rather... appalling. Annette: That's a first. Most people praise me for it. Sebastian: Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced? Annette: I wasn't criticizing. I just think people shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love and I just don't think people our age are mature enough to experience those kinds of emotions. Sebastian: Are you a lesbian? Annette: No... Sebastian: I didn't mean to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe. Sebastian: Why can't we be together? Annette: You wanna know why? Because I don't trust myself with you. Annette: I don't believe you. Sebastian: There's something I have to tell you. Annette: Tell me. Sebastian: This isn't working out for me anymore. Annette: [not taking Sebastian seriously] Yeah, me neither. [kisses Sebastian and he doesn't respond] What's wrong? Sebastian: It's not you. It's me... I'm completely fucked up. Annette: What are you saying? Sebastian: I thought I was in love with you but it was just a lie.I wanted it to work but unfortunately, I feel nothing. Annette: Why are you doing this? Sebastian: I just... I just wanted to see what you were like in bed. Annette: You don't mean that. Sebastian: You know nothing. You don't even know me!The fact of the matter is, there is someone I love. You don't even compare to her. Sebastian: I don't know how to make this any clearer to you. You mean nothing to me!You were just... You were just a conquest. Annette: You're such a coward.Look at yourself! You're shaking! Is that what you came to tell me? Sebastian: I'm sorry. I'm completely... Annette: Yeah, you're completely fucked up!Get out! [shouts] Get out! Annette: [Sebastian tries to touch Annette] Don't touch me! Don't touch me! [Tries to touch her again] Don't fucking touch me Sebastian! [Slaps Sebastian around the face] Annette: Just leave [after Sebastian leaves Annette starts crying] Kathryn: [referring to Annette] She's really getting to you, isn't she? Sebastian: If you must know, yes. I can't stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her. [pauses] She made me laugh. Kathryn: Unfortunately, our Don Juan is moving with the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler. Sebastian: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that? Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea. Sebastian: It's from Long Island. Kathryn: Can I take my new car for a ride? Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me. Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles. Kathryn: Oh, Sebastian? That little wager of yours? Count me in. Sebastian: What are the terms? Kathryn: If I win, then that hot little car of yours is mine. Sebastian: And if I win? Kathryn: [Takes off her jacket to reveal a skimpy-looking tank top] I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married. Sebastian: Be more specific. Kathryn: In English? I'll fuck your brains out. Sebastian: [a little shocked for a moment, recovers] What makes you think I'll go for that bet? That is a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. Kathryn: Because I'm the only person you can't have, and it kills you. Sebastian: No way. [Starts to exit the room] Kathryn: You can put it anywhere... Sebastian: [Stops in his tracks, bites his lip] You've got yourself a bet, baby. [they shake hands and Sebastian exits] Kathryn: Happy hunting, Sebastian. Kathryn: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do? Sebastian: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy. [on Greg being gay] Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room drunk every night. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. If you tell anybody, I'm gonna kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a HOOVER, Ooooof! Sebastian: I can't win with you. Annette: It's not all about winning, Sebastian. Annette: You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously. Sebastian: I do not. Annette: You should lighten up. Sebastian: I am lightened, can we drop this? Annette: Okay. [Makes a face at Sebastian] Sebastian: Will you stop that? Annette: [Continues to make a face] Sebastian: Stop, it's distracting [starts to laugh] Annette: Are you laughing? Sebastian: [seriously] No. Annette: No? [Makes another face, Sebastian begins to laugh and then regains control] Annette: Its okay you can laugh, I promise I won't tell anyone. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me... Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did? Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman. Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon? Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times. Mrs. Sugarman: I did? Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter. Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me? Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water? Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you. Kathryn: Fuck her yet? Sebastian: Working on it. Kathryn: Loser. Sebastian: Blow me. Kathryn: Call me later? [Cecile returns home in the morning with her clothes rumpled and hair disheveled] Bunny Caldwell: Jesus Christ, where have you been? Cecile Caldwell: Shopping. Marci Greenbaum: [crying] He told me loved me, and I believed him. Dr. Greenbaum: Alright, just calm down. Take a deep breath, step out of the circle... Marci Greenbaum: Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit, Mom. There's pictures of me on the internet. Dr. Greenbaum: What kind of pictures? Marci Greenbaum: Nude pictures, what do you think? Dr. Greenbaum: JESUS CHRIST! How could you be so stupid? Marci Greenbaum: He was just so charming, and kept saying how I had killer legs, and how he wanted to photograph them, and things just got completely out of hand. Kathryn: She's quite cute, you know? Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted pooty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before. Kathryn: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible. Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it? Kathryn: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it. Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society? Kathryn: That's one way looking at it. [under her breath] Kathryn: Fucking idiot... Sebastian: Cecile, you know what would be super-duper sexy? If you lost all the clothes. Cecile Caldwell: I don't think so. Annette: I'm impressed. Sebastian: Well, I'm in love. Sebastian: Sounds great... I love you too. Kathryn: [mocking Sebastian] "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped. Sebastian: Stop it. Kathryn: What happened to us? Sebastian: Nothing's changed. Kathryn: Yes it has. You're in love with her, you don't love me anymore. Sebastian: Come on, Kathryn, it's just a bet. Sebastian: [after being kissed by Kathryn and pushing her away] This is ridiculous. Kathryn: What's ridiculous, dear brother, is you! Look at yourself, look at what you've been reduced to! Have you given any thought to what's going to happen when school starts? Not only are you dating Miss Seventeen Magazine, but she's also the new headmaster's daughter. Before you know it, you'll be giving campus tours with her. Oh, wait, her father doesn't know about your past, does he? I doubt he'd let his little princess be seen with the likes of you. Hmm... It's so disappointing to see Annette's manifesto was a total sham. Though, as student body president, I feel it's my sworn duty to tell him. [picks up the phone and starts dialing] Sebastian: Put the phone down. Kathryn: Shh, this will only take a second. Kathryn: [after Sebastian grabs the phone and slams it down] Hmm, quite the predicament you're in. Sebastian: I don't care what you say. The fact of the matter is that I was planning on telling her everything this afternoon. Kathryn: Oh, that's right, I forgot, you're so in love. Do you honestly believe you've done a complete 180 in the few days you've known her? Well let me tell you something, people don't change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it. You were going to leave school a legend, now you're going to leave a joke. Sebastian: Well, I'm willing to take my chances. Kathryn: Don't do it, Sebastian. Not only will you ruin your reputation, you'll destroy hers. Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength? Kathryn: [pulling out her cross that doubles as a cocaine dispenser] Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem. Bunny Caldwell: Oh, that's beautiful. Bunny Caldwell: How dare you treat me with such disrespect! I got you off the streets and this is how you repay me? Ronald Clifford: Got me off the streets? I live on 59th and Park! Bunny Caldwell: Whatever! Kathryn: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny. Kathryn: I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher. Bunny Caldwell: Ronald? That's crazy. Kathryn: I know. She's so young, and he's so... Bunny Caldwell: Black! [Store Clerk sets down a cup of coffee] Brown sugar. No sugar. Sebastian: I have a reputation to uphold. Kathryn: Oh, but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge. Sebastian: [grinning] She was overcharging. Bunny Caldwell: Keep your legs together. This isn't Jamaica. Kathryn: I wanna FUCK! Sebastian: And I don't. Sebastian: What shall we toast to? Kathryn: To my triumph. Sebastian: It's not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette. [Kathryn laughs] Sebastian: What's so funny? Kathryn: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you. Sebastian: Come again? Kathryn: You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. [drinks champagne] Kathryn: Tastes good. So, I assume you've come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don't fuck losers. Sebastian: You amaze me. Kathryn: Eat me, Sebastian! It's okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in... or are you out? Kathryn: The parental units called while you were out. Sebastian: How IS your gold-digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Kathryn: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid. Sebastian: Good. Kathryn: [on the phone] Cecile?... OK, stop crying... stop crying... You know... hold on for Sebastian. Sebastian: Cecile?... Stop crying. Helen Rosemont: Sebaaaastian! Sebastian: [Under his breath] Aw fuck me. [Hugging Helen] Aunt Helen! God I've missed you! Helen Rosemont: Sebastian, I want you to meet Annette. Sebastian: Well, well. Annette: Hello. Helen Rosemont: She'll be staying with me for a while. Sebastian: I guess that makes two of us. Aunt Helen, why don't you go inside and whip us up some of that iced tea of yours. I'll... tend to Annette. Helen Rosemont: All right. You two don't get into any trouble. Annette, Sebastian: We won't. Annette: I wouldn't expect a man of your experience to understand my beliefs. Sebastian: [taken off-guard] Uh... what's THAT supposed to mean? Annette: I've been very well-informed of your reputation. Sebastian: What have you heard? Annette: That you promise girls the world in order to get them in bed with you. Sebastian: Who told you this? Annette: A friend wrote me. Sebastian: That's a little tacky. Annette: Why do you sound so surprised? It's the truth isn't it? Sebastian: If you say so. Sebastian: I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house. Sebastian: Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbaum and her daughter should make for interesting entry. Kathryn: Ohh, your journal. Could you be more queer? Sebastian: Could you be more desperate to read it? Kathryn: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area. Ronald Clifford: I would like to think that in these times someone of your stature could look beyond racial lines. Bunny Caldwell: Oh, don't give me any of that racist crap! My Husband and I gave money to Colin Powell! Ronald Clifford: I guess that puts me in my place. Annette: I don't know. Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies. Sebastian: Read this. [puts down a copy of "seventeen" magazine on the table] Kathryn: I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much. Sebastian: She has a boyfriend named Trevor. Been going out for a year... Trevor understands. Kathryn: Trevor's a fag. Sebastian: I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore. [reading a virgin's manifesto] Kathryn: "Why I Plan to Wait" by Annette Hargrove, Kansas City, Kansas. Jesus Christ, is she for real? Sebastian: Oh, she's daddy's little angel, a paradigm of chastity and virtue. Bunny Caldwell: How do you do it? Where do you get your strength? Kathryn: [Pulling out her cross that she hides her coke in] I know this will sound corny, but, whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem. Sebastian: Night Sweetpea. Sebastian: Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth than please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you. Sebastian: Unbelievable! Some fag, no offense... Blaine: None taken. Sebastian: Wrote a letter to this chick describing my lascivious tactics. Blaine: Any ideas who it could be? Sebastian: Blaine, if I knew who it was, that person would be in a momentous amount of pain! Sebastian: She made me laugh. Annette: I don't know if this'll help. But sometimes when I'm feeling down, I turn to Jesus and he helps me through it. Kathryn: Thank you. Annette: All right, well, I'll see you around campus. Kathryn: Looking forward to it... Freak. [Cecile is wearing a shirt with a big koala bear on it] Sebastian: My, what an adorable shirt you're wearing! Cecile Caldwell: Thanks, my dad took me on a trip to Australia. Sebastian: And how are things down under? [looks up her skirt] Blossoming, I hope. Greg McConnell: What am I? Grandma with the birthday present. Suck it ya dumb bitch! [Sebastian has just caught Greg in bed with Blaine] Greg McConnell: This could ruin my career, man... Sebastian: Your career? Greg, think about your family. Can you imagine the pain and humiliation your father is going to feel when he finds out that his pride and joy is a fudge-packer? Greg McConnell: Valmont, please! Let's just forget about this... Sebastian: [Pretends to ponder for a beat] No. Sorry, can't help you there. After all, it is you who's been bad-mouthing me to Annette Hargrove. Greg McConnell: [Panicking] Annette Hargrove? I don't know what you're talking about! Sebastian: You're the only one who knows her. The truth will save you. Greg McConnell: I never said a word to her about you. I promise! Sebastian: Yeah, right. Blaine: Come to think of it, Valmont, he is probably telling you the truth. The man can barely write out a shopping list, let alone a letter. What was I thinking! Kathryn: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump. Sebastian: A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified. Greg McConnell: [Sebastian walks in on Blaine and Greg fooling around] Shit! Give me my fucking underwear! Blaine Tuttle: All right! Don't get so huffy! Kathryn: [takes her hand off his crotch] Down, boy. Kathryn: [after kissing] See? That wasn't so scary. Cecile Caldwell: It was nothing. Kathryn: Okay, let's try it again only this time I'm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that's what first base is. Cecile Caldwell: Okay! Kathryn: Eyes closed. [they french kiss] Kathryn: Not bad. Cecile Caldwell: That was cool! Sebastian: It's not like you have a husband - unless you're married to Jesus. Ronald Clifford: The black man is Gone! The Black man is gone! Annette: [on the phone] What are you reading? Sebastian: A Tale of Two Cities. Annette: Oh, I love Dickins. Sebastian: Me too. Hang on its the other line. [turns to the two hookers on his bed. One is in a thong the other has her hand on the first one's butt] Sebastian: Keep stroking. [talk to Annette] Sebastian: Sorry, that was my mom. Gretchen (a hooker): Books are for fags. Sebastian: Books are for fags? Then weep for the future. Sebastian: Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life. After what you put me through I deserve it. Kathryn: Who are you spying on? That her? Sebastian: Yeah Kathryn: Aww, she's crying. Little baby upset about the big bad book. Sebastian: Shut up! Kathryn: What's up your ass? Kathryn: [mocking Sebastian] "I love you"? My God. You are completely pussy-whipped. Cecile Caldwell: He took down my pants and he started writing the alphabet but he was writing it with his tongue. Annette: How can someone so charming be so manipulative? Annette: [Reciting lines from the letter written to her warning her to stay away from Sebastian] Even more treacherous than he is attractive, he has never uttered a single word without some dishonorable intention. Every woman he has successfully pursued has regretted it. Stay away from him. Cecile Caldwell: [Kathryn is watching Cecile from a video cam] Peace out. Kathryn: Peace out? What a moron. Sebastian: Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas? Blaine Tuttle: Greg McConnell. Sebastian: The football stud? Blaine Tuttle: Mm hm. He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat. Sebastian: It would make sense... McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at Homecoming last year. Blaine Tuttle: I... don't think that bothered him so much. Sebastian: What do you mean? Blaine Tuttle: Well, let's just say that Greg likes to tackle the tight ends both on *and* off the field. Sebastian: Oh, are you shitting me? Blaine Tuttle: I shit you *not*. He used to sneak into my dorm room, drunk, every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out: "Oh, what are you doing, man? I'm not a fag! If you tell anybody I'm gonna kick your ass!" Gah. The only reason I let him keep up this charade is cause the man's got a mouth like a Hoover. Ooof! |
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