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| Year: | 1999 |
| Rating: | 7.2(52424) |
| Listed in: | Action, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi |
| Directed by: | Dean Parisot |
| Actors: | Tim Allen Alan Rickman Tony Shalhoub Sam Rockwell Daryl Mitchell Sigourney Weaver |
| "The show has been cancelled...but the adventure is just beginning." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Dean Parisot | |
| Actors | |
| Tim Allen | as Jason Nesmith |
| Alan Rickman | as Alexander Dane |
| Tony Shalhoub | as Fred Kwan |
| Sam Rockwell | as Guy Fleegman |
| Daryl Mitchell | as Tommy Webber |
| Enrico Colantoni | as Mathesar |
| Robin Sachs | as Sarris |
| Patrick Breen | as Quellek |
| Jed Rees | as Teb |
| Justin Long | as Brandon |
| Jeremy Howard | as Kyle |
| Jonathan Feyer | as Hollister |
| Corbin Bleu | as Young Tommy |
| Wayne Pére | as Lathe |
| Sam Lloyd | as Neru |
| Bill Chott | as Fan #1 |
| Morgan Rusler | as Fan #2 |
| Gregg Binkley | as Fan #3 |
| Brandon de Paul | as Fan #4 |
| Paul G. Kubiak | as Fan #5 |
| Gregory Colbrook | as Fan #6 |
| John Patrick White | as Teen in the Bathroom #1 |
| Todd Giebenhain | as Teen in the Bathroom #2 |
| J.P. Manoux | as Excited Alien |
| Dan Gunther | as Navigator |
| Matt Winston | as Technician #1 |
| Brandon Keener | as Technician #2 |
| Dian Bachar | as Nervous Tech |
| Rainn Wilson | as Lahnk |
| Isaac C. Singleton Jr. | as Sarris' Guard |
| Jerry Penacoli | as Reporter |
| Joel McKinnon Miller | as Warrior Alien |
| Kevin McDonald | as Announcer |
| Daniel Parker | as Alien Fan |
| Joe Frank | as Voice of the Computer |
| Larry Richards | as Thermian Greeter #1 |
| Mic Tomasi | as Thermian Greeter #2 |
| Heath Castor | as Convention Goer |
| Joseph J. Dawson | as Mank'nar #1 in Prosthetics |
| Paulie DiCocco III | as Convention Goer |
| David Dorfman | as Boy |
| Michael Haboush | as Thermian Soldier |
| Erik Johnson | as Convention Goth |
| Danilo Mancinelli | as Control Deck Thermian |
| Brian Penikas | as Convention Goer |
| Rocco Salata | as Sarris Soldier |
| Actresses | |
| Sigourney Weaver | as Gwen DeMarco |
| Missi Pyle | as Laliari |
| Kaitlin Cullum | as Katelyn |
| Jennifer Manley | as Shy Girl |
| Susan Egan | as Teek |
| Heidi Swedberg | as Brandon's Mom |
| Dawn Hutchins | as Inventory Clerk |
| Janis Jones | as Sci-Fi Convention Fan |
| Molly O'Brien | as Prostitute with Alien |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | 19 April 1999 - 13 August 1999 |
| Budget: | USD 45,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 71,423,726 USD (30 April 2000) UK - 3,114,575 GBP (28 May 2000) |
| Plot: | Eighteen years after their sci-fi adventure show "Galaxy Quest" was canceled, actors Jason Nesmith, Gwen DeMarco, Alexander Dane, Tommy Webber, and Fred Kwan are making appearances at sci-fi conventions and store openings in costume and character. They're wallowing in despair and at each other's throats until aliens known as Thermians arrive and, having mistaken the show for fact and consequently modeling their entire culture around it, take them into space to save them from the genocidal General Sarris and his armada. |
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SYNC: When Madison and Taggart are standing at the start of the chompers, the audio track has Madison saying "Screw this!" However, looking at the visual, she is clearly using another expletive instead of "screw". Apparently, this overdub was necessary to maintain the PG rating from MPAA. Continuity: When Tech Sergeant Chen is helping to roll the beryllium sphere on the planet, he is shown holding a large brown paper bag with his teeth. A split second later, the bag is gone. Continuity: When Commander Taggart is signing autographs for a bunch of teenage Questrians, there is a girl at the end of the table. In the next shot, she is gone, and in the next shot, she is in the middle of the bunch. Continuity: The number of earrings in Sarris' left ear throughout the movie and especially within several scenes that are only seconds apart. SYNC: At the beginning of the movie, after Jason Nesmith enters the dressing room of the convention center, the audio track has Tommy Weber (Laredo) saying, "You are so full of it, man!" However, looking at the visual, he is clearly using another expletive instead of "it". Continuity: When Brandon and his crew approach Jason Nesmith at the autograph table, Katelyn (blond girl in red/gray uniform) is standing on Brandon's right side. When Nesmith stands up, Katelyn is suddenly standing behind and to the left of Brandon. Continuity: Near the end, when Nesmith/Taggart goes to activate the Omega 13, he places his palm on the button (so far that he moves the levers on the side of the button). But in the very next shot, from the front, his hand is still hovering over the button. Continuity: When Nesmith and DeMarco are in the engineering room aborting the self-destruct sequence, DeMarco's uniform goes from being zipped up before they press the blue button, to being unzipped immediately afterward (the scene has been edited to remove a segment where DeMarco seduces one of Sarris' soldiers). Continuity: When Laredo/Tommy Webber is starting to take the Protector out of the space dock initially the computer is on, then a few seconds later it goes off, and then goes on again. Crew: When the actors are returning to the shuttle with the sphere, in a long shot, tents are visible in the background. Continuity: When the actors are busy signing autographs at the convention, Alexander Dane swiftly brushes off two Lazarus impersonators. However, in the shot immediately before this, you can see the two fans in question already leaving the table with their autographed photographs. Continuity: When Tommy is taking the Protector out of the space dock, he scrapes the hull along the side of the dock, but the port engine should be in the way. Revealing mistakes: When talking to Jason Nesmith about the Omega 13, just before he takes him over to Mathesar to admit he is an actor, Sarris leans his head back and you can clearly see the actors teeth behind the Sarris mask. SYNC: When the two teenagers are entering and leaving the restroom they are talking and laughing. At some moments you can see their mouths but they're not moving even though you can still hear them talking and laughing. Continuity: When Taggart is first "abducted," his limousine initially shows no front license plate. However, in a subsequent shot it has a California plate. Continuity: As the characters bow on stage at the end of the movie, Gwen Demarco's feet are side-by-side in the front shot, but when the camera angle changes to a rear view, she has her right foot crossed behind her left. Fact errors: When the shuttle lands on the mining planet, we see a crescent moon lighted from the left, but the shadows of the rocks show that the landscape is lighted from the right. Even if this is a planet of a double star, the moon should have a crescent on the right side. Continuity: Sarris and Jason have their ships going head to head. Jason calls for Mark 4 speed and the exterior shot of the ship shows nothing behind it. When Jason reveals to Sarris that he's "dragging mines" the exterior shot now shows mines right on the ship's tail. Continuity: When Alexander is being introduced, he bows with his hand flat against his chest. When he comes up, his hand is in a fist. Continuity: At the Tech Value Electronics Superstore, Alexander has 3 silver rectangular bars on his right collar. But when they are signing autographs immediately after, they are gone. Later, when they are in the air, the bars are back. Continuity: When talking about the digital conveyor, Tommy pushes Tech Sgt. Chen forward, then disappears seconds later. Continuity: When Sarris enters the deck the first time disguised as Fred, he enters after Alex is finished speaking. After the Omega 13 is activated, Sarris enters while Alex is still speaking. Continuity: The first time Sarris enters disguised as Fred, his arms are at his sides an he reaches for his gun. The second time, his right arm is behind him holding the gun. Continuity: When the good guys are in the engineering room, unable to raise the command deck on the intercom, they hear the doors to the room open, and they all look up in surprise. Next we see Saris and crew entering through the open door. When the camera cuts back to the good guys, they are now walking toward the door, apparently unaware that anything is happening, and they are surprised all over again at the appearance of Saris. CHAR: SPOILER: After Nesmith kills Sarris and the crowd goes wild, you can hear the announcer yelling in the background over the cheering, "Peter Quincy Adams" instead of "Peter Quincy Taggart". SYNC: When Jason is fighting the pig lizard, you can hear him talking into the communicator. However, the video of him shows that he is clearly flailing both arms about. PLOT: Commander Nesmith admits during the mess hall sequence that the crew found the Omega 13 in the original show and that they had no idea what it did when activated. Unless specifics of the Omega 13 were discussed in the original show, it is highly unlikely that the Thermians would have been able to replicate it on the Protector II since it was such a foreign, mysterious object. SYNC: When DeMarco and Taggart come upon the "chompers" Weaver is heard to say "well screw that!" but her lips clearly use another expletive. Must have been trying for a lower rating. FAIR: Although Kwan is supposed to be playing a character of Chinese ancestry, it is very obvious that he is not of Chinese descent. However, during the rock monster scene, he says that "Kwan" is not his real name. CHAR: In the credits for "Galaxy Quest: The Journey Continues," the credits read "Jason Nesmith as Commander Peter Quincy Taggert", though it should be "Taggart." Miscellaneous: On the original 2000/2001 DVD cast and crew listing, Justin Long is mistakenly billed as Brandon Long (Brandon being his character). On the 2003 DVD, this is corrected. CHAR: On the way down to the planet to get the beryllium sphere Guy says no one knows his last name. Up till this point in the film his last name isn't mentioned. On the planet when hatching their plan, Jason calls him "Fleegman" and tells him to set up a parameter. SYNC: At the convention, when Guy Fleegman is about to introduce Jason Nesmith, the backing band's only guitar player can be heard playing a simple 8th note pattern. Yet this very musician can be seen in the frame to the far right side, doing nothing. SYNC: When the crew is trying to explain television shows to the thermians in the scene after the mine field, Gwen mentions Gilligan's Island. After Mathesar says "those poor people", Alexander says "Oh, brother", but his lips are not moving. |
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Jason Nesmith: Never give up. Never surrender. Jason Nesmith: As long as there is injustice, whenever a Targathian baby cries out, wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there. This fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up... and never surrender. Sir Alexander Dane: You don't hold the turbo down, it's for quick boosts! Jason Nesmith: Oh, like you know! Voice of Computer: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board. Gwen DeMarco: [to crew] No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board. Tommy Webber: You know, that is really getting annoying! Gwen DeMarco: [shouts] Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay? Tommy Webber: Sure, no problem. Gwen DeMarco: [backstage at the convention] I mean, this is unreal. They're gonna start eating each other out there. Sir Alexander Dane: [Guy is grinning at Alex] What? Guy Fleegman: I'm just jazzed about being on the show, man. [last lines] Announcer: And now, back again after 18 years: The New Adventures of Galaxy Quest. Quellek: [Quellek has been shot, and is dying. Alexander rushes to him] Sir Alexander Dane: Quellek? Sir Alexander Dane: [sees Quellek's wound] Sir Alexander Dane: That's not too bad. We'll get you to the medical quarters, and you'll be fine. Quellek: It has been my greatest pleasure to serve with you. I have been blessed. I... I... I... Sir Alexander Dane: Don't speak, Quellek. Quellek: You'll forgive my impertinence, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me. Sir Alexander Dane: Quellek... by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged. Sir Alexander Dane: I played Richard III. Fred Kwan: Five curtain calls... Sir Alexander Dane: There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time. Gwen DeMarco: Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show. Fred Kwan: You were... the umm, wait a minute, I'll think of it... Gwen DeMarco: I repeated the computer, Fred. Jason Nesmith: Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack? [Alex hides his face in despair] Apparently not. Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there. Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing you say will make me. Jason Nesmith: The show must go on. Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn you. [On Jason] Gwen DeMarco: You've gotta admit, they really do love him. Tommy Webber: Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself. Jason Nesmith: There is no "quantum flux". There's no "auxiliary". THERE'S NO GODDAMNED SHIP. You got it? [Jason is impressed by the Thermian ship's bridge] Jason Nesmith: This is great. Usually it's just cardboard walls in a garage. [On traveling through space in a pod] Fred Kwan: That was a hell of a thing. Fred Kwan: Wow, the floors are so clean. Gwen DeMarco: Jason, we are actors, not astronauts. Mathesar: We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous. [On the Thermians' worship of the egotistical Jason Nesmith] Sir Alexander Dane: It's like throwing gasoline on a flame. Quellek: Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus? Sir Alexander Dane: [disgusted] Just like mother used to make. Sir Alexander Dane: [Blood tick jump off his spoon and splashes down into the bowl of tentacles. Alexander puts his head in his hands and sighs] Guy Fleegman: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here. Voice of Computer: Enemy is matching velocity. Gwen DeMarco: The enemy is matching velocity. Sir Alexander Dane: We heard it the first time. Gwen DeMarco: Gosh, I'm doing it. I'm repeating the darn computer. [Klaxon sounding] Gwen DeMarco: I remember that sound. That's a bad sound. [Trying to explain TV to the Thermians] Gwen DeMarco: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a... [All the Thermians moan in despair] Mathesar: Those poor people. Sir Alexander Dane: By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged. [the crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien planet] Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind. I wanna go back. Sir Alexander Dane: After the fuss you made about getting left behind? Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet. Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy. Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name? Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh - -I don't know. Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in. Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name. Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy... Sir Alexander Dane: Are we there yet? Tommy Webber: You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second. Sir Alexander Dane: Could they be the miners? Fred Kwan: Sure, they're like three years old. Sir Alexander Dane: MINERS, not MINORS. Fred Kwan: You lost me. Guy Fleegman: Did you guys ever WATCH the show? Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy. Sir Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation? Jason Nesmith: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation. Sir Alexander Dane: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft. [Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show] Jason Nesmith: Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart. My name is Jason Nesmith. I'm an actor. We're all actors. Sarris: He doesn't understand. Explain as you would a child. Jason Nesmith: We, uh, we pretended. [On Malthesar's blank look] We lied. [Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show] Jason Nesmith: I'm not a commander. There's no "National Space Exploration Administration." We don't have a ship. Mathesar: [looking at TV screen] But there it is... Jason Nesmith: [gesturing with his fingers] The ship is that big. Mathesar: But inside, I see many rooms. Jason Nesmith: You've seen plywood sets that look like the inside. Our beryllium sphere is... is wire with plaster around it. And our digital conveyor is... it's Christmas tree lights. It's a decoration. It's all fake. Just like me. Mathesar: But why...? Jason Nesmith: It's difficult to explain. On our planet, we, uh... we pretend to... to entertain. Mathesar, I am so sorry. God, I am so sorry. Sir Alexander Dane: Where's the happy ending, Jason? "Never give up, never surrender"? [after blowing two of Sarris' men out the airlock] Fred Kwan: Sorry, I was - door was a little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40. [after fake fighting] Jason Nesmith: You used to pull your punches. Sir Alexander Dane: It's "Scene-Stealing Hack," thank you. Jason Nesmith: "Raving Egomaniac"? Sir Alexander Dane: Can't think where I got THAT from. Quellek: I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze. Gwen DeMarco: Ducts? Why is it always ducts? Guy Fleegman: I'm just a glorified extra, Fred. I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm gonna die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward. Fred Kwan: Guy, Guy... maybe you're the plucky comic relief. You ever think about that? Guy Fleegman: Plucky? Sarris: [Sarris believes that Nesmith plans to ram his ship] Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake. Jason Nesmith: Well, let me tell you something, Sarris: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating. Sarris: You fool! You failed to realize that, with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper. Jason Nesmith: And what you fail to realize is my ship... is dragging mines! Brandon's Mom: Where are you going with those fireworks? Brandon: Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation. Brandon's Mom: Uh, all right, dinner's at seven. [Brandon exits. Mom turns to a dubious Dad] Well, he's outside. Guy Fleegman: HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know! [Guy holds his breath. Kwan sniffs the air and shrugs] Fred Kwan: Seems okay. Jason Nesmith: Crewman Madison, the mist of this strange planet is filing my head with such thoughts... Gwen DeMarco: [pushing him away] It was cute when I didn't know you. Gwen DeMarco: Whoever wrote this episode should DIE. Gwen DeMarco: Does the rolling *help*? Jason Nesmith: Yes, it helps. Sir Alexander Dane: [Indicated Jason] Need I remind you that this man is wearing a costume, not a uniform. He's no more qualified to lead us than [indicating Guy]... this fellow... No offense... [Reading a tactical display] Guy Fleegman: Hey guys, there's a red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. Jason Nesmith: What? Guy Fleegman: Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy. Sir Alexander Dane: I see you've managed to get your shirt off. [Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers] Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here? Jason Nesmith: 'Cause it's on the television show. Gwen DeMarco: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written! Sir Alexander Dane: [In disgust] By Grapthar's hammer... what a savings. [Fred and Larali start to passionately kiss] Guy Fleegman: [Turns away, embarrassed] Hey... Get a room guys. [Larali's alien tentacles start to slide up Fred's back and over his shoulder] Guy Fleegman: Woah! [Fred looks down at the tentacles, his eyes roll back, and he starts kissing again] Guy Fleegman: Heh, C'mon Fred. [Fred and Larali drop to the floor and out of sight. A high pitched squishing sound is heard] Guy Fleegman: Oh *that's* not right! No... [Introducing Guy at the convention] Announcer: It's... another ship mate! [Introducing Alex at the convention] Announcer: Give him a hand, he's British. Fred Kwan: It's the simple things in life you treasure. Sir Alexander Dane: You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship. Jason Nesmith: You know, what I could really use here is a cup holder and a couple of Advil. Gwen DeMarco: Alex, where are you going? Sir Alexander Dane: To see if there's a pub. Jason Nesmith: All right, let's settle down. If we're going to get through this we're going to need self control. Gwen DeMarco: Self control? That's funny coming from the guy that slept with every Terrakian slave and the Moon Princess on the show. Fred Kwan: Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI. [as Jason is mooning them, looking for his shoes] Mathesar: Commander, standing here in your presence is the greatest honor we could ever have hoped to achieve in our lifetimes. Jason Nesmith: Thanks, I really appreciate it... Could you guys look for another shoe? Tommy Webber: You were holding it upside down Sir Alexander Dane: Shut up. Jason Nesmith: You guys came. Who wants the grand tour? [Guy screams] Jason Nesmith: Anybody else? Jason Nesmith: Give me any kind of signal. Tommy Webber: I'll do this: [cups hands] CAW! CAW! Jason Nesmith: What are you, an infant? We have *these*! [Jason holds up a communicator in front of Tommy] Tommy Webber: I was just... sorry... Fred Kwan: Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. What'd'ya think? Jason Nesmith: We'll do that! Guy Fleegman: All right! Fred Kwan: [to his engineering team] That's right again. That's... come on, group hug. Guy Fleegman: I don't like this. I don't like this at all. Gwen DeMarco: They are *so* cute. Guy Fleegman: Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them. [Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results] Jason Nesmith: What? What was that? Alexander Dane: Uh, nothing. Jason Nesmith: I heard some squealing or something. Gwen DeMarco: Oh, no. Everything's fine. Teb: But the animal is inside out. Jason Nesmith: I heard that! It turned inside out? [the pig-lizard explodes] Teb: And it exploded. Jason Nesmith: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED? [the rock monster chases Nesmith] Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to kill it. Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions. Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22! Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy! Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots! Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots! Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe? Brandon Wheeger: I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said. Jason Nesmith: It's okay, now listen... Brandon Wheeger: But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere... Jason Nesmith: Hold it. Brandon Wheeger: no digital conveyor, no ship... Jason Nesmith: Stop for a second, stop. It's all real. Brandon Wheeger: Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it! [after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy] Jason Nesmith: Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter. Gwen DeMarco: Why does this sound so familiar? Tommy Webber: "Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think. Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81? Tommy Webber: Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire. Gwen DeMarco: How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram? Guy Fleegman: We're doing episode 81, Jason? Jason Nesmith: It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion. Guy Fleegman: Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not? Jason Nesmith: It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not? Guy Fleegman: BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81! Mathesar: We were hoping you could come with us. Our people have no commander. Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: Mathesar, I think your people have a great commander, sir. [salutes him] Jason Nesmith: Okay Gwen, put me back on with him. Gwen DeMarco: That's what I've been trying to tell you, Jason. You ARE back with him. Sarris: Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander! Jason Nesmith: [to Gwen] I gave you the 'kill' gesture. Gwen DeMarco: No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the 'hold' button is. [They're flying through a mine field in an attempt to shake off Sarris] Sir Alexander Dane: Could you possibly try NOT to hit EVERY SINGLE ONE? Jason Nesmith: I'm not the commander! Sarris: What did you say? Jason Nesmith: I said I'm not the commander. Sarris: Explain. Sarris: How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me. Gwen DeMarco: [after seeing the chompers] Well, screw *that*! Jason Nesmith: You know, you're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17. Sir Alexander Dane: [thinks a moment] Ooohhh. Right! Jason Nesmith: [to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sarris. How you doing? Sarris: Better than my lieutenant. [holds up a severed head on a stick] Jason Nesmith: Hi! What's up with her, doesn't she talk? Quellek: Her translator is broken. Laliari: Yalalalala! Jason Nesmith: Hokey dokey... Jason Nesmith: I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening... Sir Alexander Dane: [Looking out of the shuttle-craft window; Taggart has heroically stayed on the planet to draw off the Berillium-Sphere Mine Denizens] Oh, of course! IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT? Fred Kwan: [Trying to work the matter-transmitter] So what do we test it on? Tommy Webber: [Sees Taggart, on the monitor, grappling with Grignak on the Berillium-Sphere planet] How about that Pig-Lizard? Teb: [after Alexander and Quellek open the door to the barracks] We're saved! He saved us! Commander Taggart has saved us! the Thermian crew in the barracks: [cheering together] Hurrah! Commander Taggart! Sir Alexander Dane: It's just not fair. [first lines] Laredo: Exiting the time knot now, sir. Tech Sgt. Chen: We're alive. Laredo: We made it, Commander. We made it. Dr. Lazarus: By Grabthar's hammer, we live to tell the tale. Voice of Computer: Systems registering functional. Lt. Tawny Madison: All systems are working, Commander. Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: I don't like it. It was too easy. Laredo: Wait. Oh, no! They're everywhere. There are time knots opening everywhere. Lt. Tawny Madison: A trap! Dr. Lazarus: We're surrounded, Commander. [crew screaming as the ship is hit] Tech Sgt. Chen: It's a core meltdown, sir. It can't be stopped. Dr. Lazarus: Surrender may be our only option. Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: No! Never give up, never surrender. Laredo: Your orders, sir? [pause] Laredo: Sir, your orders? Commander Peter Quincy Taggart: Activate the Omega 13. [?to be continued? appears on the screen] Gwen DeMarco: [after Jason leaves for the ship] Wait! We want to go, too. Laliari: You all wish to go to the ship? Gwen DeMarco: Yes, we wish to go to the ship. See we work together or not at all! Laliari: Wonderful. The captain had me continue transmission in case you changed your minds. [speaking into her vox] Protector, requesting four pods... Guy Fleegman: [Interrupts] Oh, me too! Laliari: Five pods for immediate departure. Gwen DeMarco: [after the pods appear on the ground] Guys... Guys? Laliari: I look forward to meeting you all in person. End transmission. [bows to the crew members and disappears] Guy Fleegman: Wait, we're doing episode #81? Jason Nesmith: It's just a rough plan, Guy. What difference does it make whether it's episode #81 or not? Guy Fleegman: Because I died in episode #81! Quellek: By Grapthar's hammer, Dr. Lazarus... Sir Alexander Dane: [Interrupts] Don't do that! I'm not kidding. |
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