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Watch "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Full Movie Online

Information

Year: 2009
Rating: 5.8(46797)
Listed in: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Directed by: Stephen Sommers
Actors: Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Christopher Eccleston Byung-hun Lee Joseph Gordon-Levitt Sienna Miller Rachel Nichols
  "When All Else Fails, They Don't"

Cast

 Directed by
Stephen Sommers  
 Actors
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty
Christopher Eccleston as James McCullen/Destro
Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Rex Lewis/Cobra Commander
Ray Park as Snake Eyes
Jonathan Pryce as U.S. President
Saïd Taghmaoui as Breaker
Channing Tatum as Captain Duke Hauser
Arnold Vosloo as Zartan
Marlon Wayans as Ripcord
Dennis Quaid as General Abernathy/Hawk
Grégory Fitoussi as Baron de Cobray
Leo Howard as Young Snake Eyes
David Murray as James McCullen - 1641
Kevin J. O'Connor as Dr. Mindbender
Gerald Okamura as Hard Master
Brandon Soo Hoo as Young Storm Shadow
Chris Akers as G.I. Joe Security Tech
Michael Benyaer as Flight Control Technician
Peter Breitmayer as Dr. Hundtkinder
Michael Broderick as Screaming Man
Mark Hames as White House Staff #2
Jacques Frantz as Bastille Prison Warden
Wayne Lopez as G.I. Joe Security Tech
Burton Perez as Bravo Soldier
Bob Rumnock as M.A.R.S. Lab Worker
Robert Russell as Bastille Prison Priest
Michael J. Sommers as Neo Viper Secret Service
Gunner Wright as Secret Sevice Agent
Duncan Bravo as Foreign General #1
Charles Howerton as Foreign General #2
Robert Almodovar as Foreign General #3
David Jean Thomas as Foreign General #4
Ken Thomas as Apache Navigator #1
Frederic Doss as Apache Navigator #2
Buzz Covington as Apache Helicopter Pilot #1
Ron Thompson as Apache Helicopter Pilot #2
Americus Abesamis as Kitchen Monk
Tj Austin as Special Operations Soldier
Michael Bretten as Control Room Tech
Caleb Campbell as Special Operations Soldier
Jason Castle as Soldier Pushing Grenade Cart
Martin D. Dew as Party Photographer
Fahim Fazli as Camel Handler
Brendan Fraser as Sgt. Stone
Jerald Garner as M.A.R.S. Tech
Jabbaar George as Viper Guard
Larry Hama as NATO General
James Howarth as Guard
Greg James as Submarine Sailor
Daniel Josev as Cobra Tech
Zaayan Lala as G.I. Joe Control Room Tech
Lock Lee as Asian Monk
Dan Martino as Neo Viper Secret Service
Westley Nguyen as Temple Monk
Tom Ohmer as Special Ops Soldier
Joseph Stephens Jr. as Security Tech
Sean Velie as Submarine Captain
Kaleti Williams as NEO Viper
 Actresses
Sienna Miller as Anastasia 'Ana' DeCobray/Baroness
Rachel Nichols as Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara
Karolina Kurkova as Courtney A. Kreiger/Cover Girl
Fabrice Baral as CNN Reporter
Elena Evangelo as White House Staff #1
Kellie Matteson as G.I. Joe Control Room Tech
Ashley Sommers as Little Girl
Melissa S. Markess as Swing Dancer
Liana Mendoza as Lt. girlfriend
Allison Moore as Ripcord Girl
Mary Scanlon as Swing Dancer
Brianna Womick as Parisian Girl/Cobra Soldier

Movie info

Languages: English, French
Filming dates: 11 February 2008 - June 2008
Budget: USD 170,000,000
Gross: USA - 98,753,000 USD (16 August 2009)
UK - 5,844,998 GBP (30 August 2009)
Japan - 837,872,649 JPY (23 August 2009)
Philippines - 55,820,306 PHP (9 August 2009)
 
Plot: Two soldiers stationed in Kazahkstan (Captain Duke Hauser and his partner only going by the name "Ripcord") were ordered to transport a special weapon created by the weapon corporation named "MARS" led by a man named McCullen. But they were attacked by a force led by Anastasia DeCobray (who that Duke has history with), but were saved by a top secret special forces unit only known as "G.I. Joe". The leader of G.I. Joe, General Abernathy (or Hawk) is on the trail of an evil organization known as "Cobra". Duke and Ripcord want to join the Joes to help them defeat Ana and Cobra. Meanwhile, McCullen is secretly working for Cobra and supplying the organization with the advanced weapons of his corporation, one of them includes the "Nanomite" warhead, that once activated can eat any metallic products. As Duke and Ripcord trace Ana to Paris where she plans on destroying the city and to test this new, dangerous weapon. Now, Duke must stop Ana and Cobra before they take over the world, and to prove that he is a Real American Hero.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Boogie Bumper" by The Charlotte Swing Band
"Portis" by Henrik Jakobsson featuring Jax Diamondz
"Bang A Gong (Get It On)" Written by Marc Bolan Performed by Bus Stop (as London Bus Stop)
"Boom, Boom, Boom (Shake Your Reggaeton)" by Zombie Bank
"For He's A Jolly Good Fellow" Traditional
"Whisker Frisking" by Randy Jones
"Boom Boom Boom (DJ Ammo, Poet Named Life Megamix)" by Black Eyed Peas

Goofs

  Continuity: When young Snake-eyes comes into the kitchen (which seems to be stocked with a very modern oven and fridge) it is pouring rain outside. When the quick fight stops, his clothes are completely dry; only his hair is wet.
Revealing mistakes: SPOILER: When the Baroness tries to steal the nanites, Duke and Ripcord's military convoy has civilian Hummer H2s, not military Humvees.
Continuity: The scar on Duke's cheek changes size throughout the film. It's quite long at the beginning, and a lot smaller at the end.
Revealing mistakes: In a flashback, Duke is almost in the doorway of a house when it explodes. He walks away with a few cuts. Later, when the ICBMs are launched, none of the Joes suffers any heat burns or effect of the thrust, despite standing a few meters away.
Revealing mistakes: When the Cobra plane lands at the Snow Base, the engines do not kick up any snow, nor does the thrust melt the snow directly under the jets.
Fact errors: Ripcord's plane has a top speed of Mach 6, about 4,600 miles per hour. Moscow is 4,800 miles from Washington DC. To shoot down the missiles over D.C., he would need to cover that distance in 15 minutes, and his plane would need to travel Mach 25 (over 19,000 mph).
Revealing mistakes: When Scarlett fights Ana in the invisible suit, Anna isn't wearing any gloves. When she turns on the invisibility, her hands disappear.
Continuity: FLIPPED SHOT: When the Joes attack McCullen's lair under the polar ice cap, one shot of Heavy Duty driving a small underwater attack vessels shows his earring in his right ear instead of his left.
Continuity: When Duke cases the Baroness in the woods, the box switches between her left and right hands during the scene.
FAIR: Scarlett suggests that Ripcord's aircraft needs verbal commands in the Celtic language. The Celts were a group of tribal societies that spread over much of western Europe; the original proto-Celtic language split into several different local languages. However, since Destro is Scottish, Scarlett could've easily narrowed it down to Goidelic Celtic, the root of modern Scottish Gaelic. If the Celtic didn't work, modern Gaelic would've been an obvious alternative.
CHAR: During the infiltration of the MARS base, Snake Eyes crosses a corridor lined with pressure plates by walking on his fingertips after Scarlett says anything "larger than a quarter" will set them off. Pressure plates are triggered by the weight over a defined area. Walking on his fingertips would increase the pressure on each plate, since the fingertips cover less area than the feet. A solution is to increase the area of contact, so the weight is distributed over a larger area, with less pressure on each plate.
Continuity: When Storm Shadow boards the plane in Paris, he is wearing all-white civilian-style clothes. While in the plane headed to the Cobra base, he wears his white ninja outfit, complete with swords. When he lands, he leaves the plane in his civilian clothes.
FAIR: Although Scotland and France were allies in 1641, the charge against McCullen was selling arms to enemies of the crown, with no other specifics given.
CHAR: Duke has a goatee throughout the movie. It may be acceptable for some US Special Operations Soldiers in combat zones, but it is not allowed in garrison environments, especially at a formal function with a dress blue uniform.
FAIR: When the self-destruct destroys the ice above the Cobra snow base, the ice sinks into the water, destroying the base. The ice should float, but the interior of the ice was part of the underwater base, with numerous rooms, passageways, hangars, and elevator shafts, which would have added considerable weight, causing the ice structures to sink once they started to break apart. Heavy Duty says "there is going to be whole lot of ice and metal coming down on top of you."
CHAR: Early on, Destro says that "You've tossed the caber out of the park!" Caber tossing is judged on skill and precision, not distance. Tossing a caber out the park would likely result in a very poor score.
Continuity: The Joes are 2 km from the Eiffel Tower when they report the area is being evacuated. When they finally arrive at the tower, the area beneath the tower is crowded.
FAIR: When the nanites are demonstrated to the NATO command, one soldier's laptop is open to the Windows Log In screen. That screen comes up if the user presses a key after a password-protected screen saver has been triggered.
Revealing mistakes: When Ripcord jumps through the train in Paris, he has a perpendicular trajectory inside, as if the train is not moving.
Revealing mistakes: Young Storm Shadow speaks Korean, not Japanese.
Continuity: After Stormshadow and the Baroness' Hummer crashes, blood flows from the top of her head. When the Baroness gets into the elevator, there is no blood on her face. Blood re-appears on her cheek as she goes up in the elevator, and flows down her head again at the top of the building.
SYNC: When the warheads are stolen at the G.I. Joe headquarters, Duke grabs an AA-12 shotgun, a fully automatic 12-gauge shotgun. When he shoots it, it sounds like an M16.
Continuity: When Cobra closes the door to the enclosure with the king cobra snake, it is clearly empty.
SYNC: In the underwater chase, the camera eventually cuts to a shot of Duke from behind as he pilots the craft, and he says "I'm not lettin' those two get away." You can see Duke's reflection in the glass, and his lips are not moving.
FAIR: The CGI tram ramming the Hummer during the Paris chase, loosely based on the Paris "Tramway des Maréchaux", looks nothing like the actual tram. The movie is set in the future; things change.
FAIR: When Duke and Ripcord are running behind the Baroness's Black hummer, they fire the Gatling gun from their left hand, when previously it is shown as being fitted onto their right hand and the missiles are fitted on their left hands. However, the Gatling gun is shown as being a separate unit attached to the suit, as though there may be many possible attachments for the suit to accommodate various mission types. It is entirely possible the Gatling gun and missile launcher could be equipped to either gauntlet.
Continuity: When Duke and Rex are in their dress blues, both have the rank of Major. In the firefight, the rank on Rex's hat is Corporal. Throughout the movie, Duke is called Captain, not Major.
SYNC: SPOILER: Young Storm Shadow knocks young Snake Eyes on his back as they fight in the kitchen. When Snake Eyes flips up to his feet, a grown man's grunt comes from the boy's mouth.
GEOG: In Tokyo, young Snake Eyes searches through an aluminum trash can. Japan has no aluminum trash cans; trash is put into latticed grilled dumpsters called "gomi-stations" or "trash stations".
Fact errors: During M.A.R.S./Cobra's first attempt to steal the warheads, Duke and the other soldiers on escort duty stand in a line to meet the attackers. Trained soldiers would have sought cover or concealment and returned fire from behind trees, disabled vehicles, and other terrain.
CHAR: While cleaning up "The Pit", just before Snake Eye's 20-year flashback, one Joe sweeps trash into the shovel of a second Joe, who immediately dumps it on the ground.
FAIR: At the start of the movie, McCullen (a Scot) is accused of "treason" for selling arms to overthrow the king of France. French law allows "soldiers in the service of France" to be charged with treason. As an arms dealer to France, particularly at that time, McCullen could very well have been considered a soldier in the service of France.
Continuity: In the submarine, when Scarlett noted the advantages of a military base under the polar icecap, the shot switches between closeup on her to showing the rest of the team. In the closeup, her shoulder is behind the gold pole. In wider views, her shoulder is completely on one side of the pole as she leans on it.
GEOG: The Cobra Base is said to be located beneath the Arctic ice cap. This is confirmed by the presence of polar bears and mention of the 'northern route'. The Arctic ice cap is a very thin (10 meters at most), flat, loosely connected aggregation of ice plates, nothing you can build big structures on or in. Several mountains are in the background, even though the Arctic has no mountains. The Antarctic ice cap is several kilometers thick, above a rock shelf.
FAIR: In Kyrgyzstan, Duke and crew head for Ganci. The USAF officially changed the name to Manas Air Base in 2002 or 2003, in honor of a NYC Fire Chief who died at the World Trade Center on 9/11/2001. Official US policy dictates that only bases within the US are named after people, while bases overseas are named after local towns or geographical locations. That may not apply to older bases.
SYNC: In the underwater battle, when one of the SHARCs is hit by a missile, the pilot is flung out screaming. An underwater scream sounds very different from a scream on the surface.
CHAR: Breaker immediately says he was "acting" for McCullen after the nanomites eat the neoviper in Paris, but he couldn't possibly know they weren't still watching through the button camera, so he would have given away that it was an act.
Continuity: When Duke is talking to Baroness in the plane after disarming the nanobots, Storm Shadow is wearing a white button shirt. When it cuts to him he is wearing a jacket with swords on his back.
CHAR: Army personnel as are all military can not have a beard let alone a goatee. Both main charters are seen wearing their dress blue at an official Army function sporting goatee.
Continuity: When young Storm Shadow and young Snake Eyes fight in the kitchen, Snake Eyes runs across the stove as Storm Shadow turns on the burners. A few seconds later the burners are off, and Snake Eyes even throws Storm Shadow on the now-off stove.

Quotes

  [from trailer]
Destro: What did you say your unit was called?
General Hawk: I didn't.
[from trailer]
General Hawk: [to Cover Girl] Make the call...
Ripcord: All right, ladies! Mount up!
Heavy Duty: Standing in front of you are Delta-6 Accelerator suits.
Heavy Duty: What does it accelerate?
Ripcord: You. It'll make you run faster, jump higher and hit harder
than any of your enemies. Let's suit up.
The Baroness: Try this on for size, boys.
[launches missiles at the Joes]
Duke: Oh, shit!
General Hawk: Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist, but if it did,
it'd be comprised of the top men and women from the top military
units in the world, the alpha dog's. When all else fails, we don't.
Heavy Duty: [about handling the accelerator suits] Careful. They're
worth millions of dollars each.
Ripcord: [in a suit] Millions of dollars. Got it.
[falls out of the van]
Heavy Duty: Jesus.
Ripcord: My bad. My bad. Won't happen again!
[Ripcord gets run over by a car]
[from trailer]
The Baroness: Would you look at that? Real American heroes...
Duke: [after crashing into cars while running in the accelerator
suits] Okay, that was crazy. I didn't expect that. What happened to
you?
Ripcord: I went through the train. What happened to you?
Duke: I jumped over it.
Ripcord: [pause] You can do that?
Duke: Yeah. I told you to read that manual.
Ripcord: There's a manual?
The Baroness: [Snake Eyes has left their car] He gave up.
Storm Shadow: He never gives up.
[their SUV is hit by a train]
Storm Shadow: I told you I'd kill him if he touched you again.
The Baroness: I heard you the first time.
The Baroness: That redhead is really starting to piss me off.
Zartan: American politics. Governors, senators, congressmen. No
wonder nothing ever gets done.
Destro: That's what we're going to fix, Mr. Zartan.
Ripcord: [during a flashback scene] Do you love my boy?
The Baroness: Always and forever.
[points a gun at a woman in an elevator]
The Baroness: Get out! GET OUT! [woman runs out, Baroness gets in, as
the elevator doors close:] Nice shoes.
The Doctor: Now that we have a moment to ourselves, I've designed
something especially for you, James.
Destro: No!
[the Doctor injects nanomites into James McCullen's head]
The Doctor: This will only hurt a little. What comes next, more so.
Nanomites, perfect little healers.
[James McCullen's head becomes completely silver]
Destro: I've finally taken my place in the long line of McCullens.
The Doctor: James McCullen is no more. Now you are Destro.
Destro: What have you done to me?
The Doctor: The time has come for the cobra to rise up and reveal
himself. You will call me Commander.
General Hawk: Deploy the SHARCs!
Heavy Duty: [aiming a big machine gun at the Baroness] Don't make me
shoot a woman.
Duke: [to Snake-Eyes - inquiring where he is from] What about you?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: He doesn't speak.
Ripcord: Why?
Breaker: He doesn't say.
The Baroness: Hello, Duke.
Duke: Anna?
The Baroness: [the Baroness kicks him] Now you have to admit, you had
that coming.
Zartan: [after Zartan kills Cover Girl] Oh. That's right. You don't
kill women.
Storm Shadow: For you, Zartan, I'd make an exception.
Breaker: Thousand's of miles across and ten stories thick, locating
McCullen's base will be like finding a needle in a coalmine.
Ripcord: Haystack.
Breaker: Oh, right haystack in a coalmine.
Ripcord: Look, I think you and me got off on the wrong foot. See, I'm
attracted to you. And you, you're attracted to me. And him, the
damn Zen master, he creeps me out. What I'm trying to say is...
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: We're attracted to each other.
Ripcord: Thank you!
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: [cuts him off] That's what your saying. It's
not what I'm saying.
Ripcord: It's not. So, what are you saying?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Attraction is an emotion. Emotions are not
based on science. And if you can't quantify or prove that something
exists, well, then in my mind, it doesn't.
Ripcord: Okay. I'll get back to you on that one.
Ripcord: [Scarlett goes flying of the bike and Ripcord saves her] I
got you, I got you.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Nice catch, slick.
Ripcord: Don't start being all nice now.
Ripcord: [Scarlett laughs] I gotta go [puts Scarlett down].
Ripcord: Hey, man, Breaker told me Scarlett graduated college at 12
years old. She's like some freaky little deadly genius.
Duke: [Ripcord leans on Bars] Rip. I get it, Rip. You like her.
Ripcord: Sorry, my bad. To hell with it.
Duke: [Rip let's go] Rip. Rip.
Sergeant Stone: [seeing Duke and Ripcord training] Are they Joes?
Heavy Duty: Hell, no. They're jokes.
Zartan: Hello, Mr. President. Mr. McCullen sends his regards.
U.S. President: Oh, my God. So, that's what this is all about.
Breaker: Ripcord, can you hear me?
Ripcord: Loud and clear, buddy. Doing Mach 6 and loving it!
Duke: This is Captain Duke Hauser, prepare to be boarded.
Viper Guard: Sir.
Cobra Commander: You are relentless, Duke, I'll give you that much.
And what's to stop me from blowing you out of the water?
Duke: Self preservation. I'm taking you in, Rex.
Cobra Commander: Ha ha ha. You and what army?
Duke: My army.
Storm Shadow: [holding the Warheads] Three left.
Destro: Take the warheads to the missiles. I want them ready to
launch in one hour.
Storm Shadow: It will be done.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Ripcord, get out of that plane!
Ripcord: Almost there!
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Eject, Ripcord, eject!
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: [tells him in Celtic] Kurma!
Ripcord: Kurma!
[Ripcord ejects as the nanomites destroy the plane]
Hard Master: English, Storm Shadow. Where are your manners? He is
hungry. We need to invite him in and show him the path.
Young Storm Shadow: He is a cur, a weakling!
Hard Master: He does not fight like one.
Hard Master: [to young Snake Eyes] Now, what shall we call you?
The Doctor: Are you ready, Mr. Zartan?
Zartan: Oh I'm ready, doctor. This is going to be the achievement of
a lifetime.
The Doctor: Yes, as a master of disguise you have no equal, my
friend.
Zartan: 18 months of studying my target, learning mannerisms but the
devil is in the details.
Destro: Gentlemen, let's get it going.
Zartan: One more thing, I'll control my own brain thank you very
much... Let's do this.
Ripcord: Hey. You all right?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: I'm fine. I didn't want anyone to see me
like this.
Ripcord: Why?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: I don't know. All the the men we lost,
General Hawk wounded, my neck just doesn't seem that important.
Ripcord: You almost lost your life out there. You have a reason to be
concerned.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: First fight I lost since I was a kid. My
father taught me to win.
Ripcord: Look, I don't see how you can teach anybody to win
everything every time. I mean, look at you. You're still here,
right? You get knocked down, you get back up. Maybe that's what he
wanted you to learn. But then again, that would be an emotional
response, one that can't be explained or quantified.
The Doctor: So far we've created 20 Neo-Vipers. Nineteen stand before
you.
Destro: Is it working?
The Doctor: We injected 1,000 cc of the nanomite solution into each
subject. When they finally stopped screaming, brain scans showed a
complete inactivity of the self-preservation region of the cortex.
Destro: English, Doctor?
The Doctor: They feel no fear. Cortical nerve clusters showed
complete inactivity. They feel no pain. Concepts of morality are
disengaged. They feel no regrets. No remorse.
Destro: Are they completely obedient?
The Doctor: Of course. The real world applications are endless. So,
you tell me, is it working?
The Doctor: Now, if we sold one warhead on the black market, I could
continue my research.
Destro: [Interrupts] I appreciate your thirst for knowledge, Doctor,
but this world is messy enough. No. What it needs is unification,
leadership. It has to be taken out of chaos by someone with
complete control. Beijing, Moscow, Washington... When these
missiles detonate, the world will turn to the most powerful man on
the planet. When I'm finished, the money will take care of itself.
You'll be able to do all the research you want.
[first lines]
Bastille Prison Warden: James McCullen, you Scottish pig, you've been
found guilty of treason for the sale of military arms to the
enemies of our Lord, King Louis XIII, even whilst you sold arms to
our Lord himself.
James McCullen - 1641: Your king is a vile bag of filth who murders
his own allies. I should have charged him double.
Bastille Prison Warden: You tried to overthrow the Crown in
conspiracy with its enemies.
James McCullen - 1641: Unlike your simpleton king, his enemies know
that is the true McCullen destiny not simple to supply arms, but to
run the wars!
Bastille Prison Warden: Do you anything else to say before the
sentence is carried out?
James McCullen - 1641: Yes, I do. Clan McCullen is far greater and
more powerful than any of you could ever imagine. My sons will
continue to rise long after I am gone, as will their sons and, God
willing, their sons. It shall not end with my death!
Bastille Prison Warden: We are not going to kill you, McCullen. We're
going to make an example of you! So that no man, woman nor child
may ever see your treacherous face again, you shall wear this mask
for the term of your natural life.
Dr. Hundtkinder: Captain Hauser, Mr. McCullen requires a signature.
Ripcord: It's not gonna explode, is it?
Dr. Hundtkinder: They're not weaponized yet, and the kill switches
are inside. All the same, I'd avoid potholes if I were you.
The Baroness: If I were really there, I might actually let you touch
me.
Destro: I'll send a jet.
The Baroness: Business first. Besides, I'm married, remember?
General Hawk: Looks like your mission is complete here, Duke.
Duke: [regarding the Baroness] When you move then, she's gonna come
after you. You know that, right? And with her Intel and toys,
she'll find you.
General Hawk: What's your point?
Duke: You're going after her first and we want in.
Ripcord: General, it was our team that got wasted out there. We
deserve payback.
General Hawk: You don't ask to be part of G.I. Joe. You get asked.
Storm Shadow: McCullen gave me orders to kill the Baron if he so much
as touched you.
The Baroness: Well, he's my husband. Of course he touches me. And
besides, his work at the lab goes much better after we've touched.
And that's the important thing.
Destro: This belongs to an ancestor of mine. He was caught selling
arms to both sides. The French forced him to wear it for the rest
of his life. They called him Destro, destroyer of nations.
Storm Shadow: So why do you keep it?
Destro: So that I never forget the most important rule in dealing
arms.
The Baroness: Let me guess. Never sell to both sides?
Destro: Never get caught selling to both sides.
Storm Shadow: [to Snake Eyes] When our master was killed, you took a
vow of silence. Now you will die without a word.
Ripcord: Did it work?
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Yes, yes, it worked.
Ripcord: [hia parachute opens and he lands at the White House] Good.
Because I think I'm about to get arrested, again.
General Hawk: Knowing is half the battle.
[Heavy Duty has just destroyed their drill pods]
The Baroness: Now how do we get out of here?
Storm Shadow: Follow me!
[Storm Shadow jumps off the catwalk, landing 30 feet below on the
floor]
The Baroness: Like that's gonna happen.
Heavy Duty: I'll create a distraction from outside and keep them busy
while you lot infiltrate the filicity from above. We'll find
Duke...
Ripcord: Grab the warheads.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Kill all the bad guys.
Heavy Duty: What do you say, sir?
General Hawk: I said you've been ordered back to the pit, but I
didn't say when, and I didn't say which route to take.
Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara: Maybe a northern one.
[Snake eyes blocks Storm Shadow's attempted death blow to Ripcord]
Storm Shadow: Hello, brother.
[Duke takes down snake-eyes with a leg sweep]
Sergeant Stone: [to Duke] At ease, soldier! [whistles at Heavy Duty]
They're Joes!
Heavy Duty: [scoffs] Maybe.
Breaker: I've never seen anyone take down Snake-Eyes like that.
The Baroness: Do it. You already killed me once.

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