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Information

Year: 1998
Rating: 6.3(18762)
Listed in: Comedy, Crime
Directed by: Tamra Davis
Actors: Dave Chappelle Guillermo Díaz Jim Breuer Harland Williams Clarence Williams III Rachel True
  "Warning: this movie may cause the munchies, cotton mouth, and memory loss!"

Cast

 Directed by
Tamra Davis  
 Actors
Dave Chappelle as Thurgood Jenkins/Sir Smoke-a-Lot
Guillermo Díaz as Scarface
Jim Breuer as Brian
Harland Williams as Kenny Davis
Clarence Williams III as Samson Simpson
Tommy Chong as Squirrel Master
R.D. Reid as Scientist
Gregg Rogell as Pothead
Kevin Brennan as Pothead
Rick Demas as Nasty Nate
David Bluestein as Jerry Garcia
Kevin Duhaney as Young Thurgood
Matthew Raposo as Young Scarface
James Cooper as Young Brian
Michael Colton as Young Kenny
Paul Brogren as Burger Customer
Neal Brennan as Employee
Vincent Marino as Bodega Man
Domencio 'Macio' Parrilla as Rasta Man
Marcus Burrowes as Rasta Man
Mark Henriques as Delivery Guy
David Mucci as Horse Cop
Reg Dreger as Judge
Kevin Rushton as Inmate
Paul James Saunders as Doorman
Ho Chow as Hot Dog Vendor
Rummy Bishop as Homeless Guy
Jon Stewart as Enhancement Smoker
Snoop Dogg as Scavenger Smoker
Stephen Baldwin as McGayver Smoker
Marc Cohen as McGayver Friend
Tracy Morgan as V.J.
David Edwards as Addict
Paulino Nunes as SWAT Cop
Jason Blicker as Detective
Dave Nichols as Detective
Christopher Mugglebee as Security Guard
Raymond Hinton as Security Guard
David Sutcliffe as After School Dad
Daniel DeSanto as After School Son
Willie Nelson as Historian Smoker
Angelo Renai as Prisoner
Bob Saget as Cocaine Addict
Steven Wright as The Guy on the Couch
 Actresses
Rachel True as Mary Jane Potman
Laura Silverman as Jan
Alice Poon as Supply Clerk
Karen Waddell as Record Store Customer
Jenni Burke as Overweight Woman
Gwenne Hudson as Bong Genie
Kyrin Hall as Henchwoman
Joanna Bacalso as Henchwoman
C.J. Fidler as Henchwoman
Angelica Lisk as Henchwoman
Jacqueline Anderson as Henchwoman Delilah
Stephanie Bourgeois as Henchwoman
Sharon Brown as Talking Joint
Gladys O'Connor as Grandma Smoker
Janeane Garofalo as I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker
Ginette Guimond as Dancer

Movie info

Languages: English
Filming dates: 14 July 1997 - 28 August 1997
Budget: USD 8,000,000
Gross: USA - 7,722,540 USD (19 January 1998)
 
Plot: After Kenny accidentaly kills a cop's diabetic horse by feeding it the food he purchased from a munchie run, he is put in jail and is given a 1 million dollar bail. The rest of the group must bail Kenny out before Nasty Nate gets to him. The group decides to sell marijuana that Thurgood gets through his job as a janitor at a pharmaceutical lab. They become pals with rap star Sir Smoke-A-Lot and the rivals of dealer Samson Simpson. On the side, Thurgood seeks the love of Mary Jane, an anti-pot daughter of a dealer. What follows is typical pothead behaviour with a ton of cameos. Look carefully.

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Original Soundtracks

  "(I'm in Love with) Mary Jane" Written by Rick James , Coolio, Michael Simpson (as Mike Simpson), John King Performed by Coolio Courtesy of Tommy Boy Records
"Along Comes Mary" Performed by Bloodhound Gang
"Virgin Girl" Written by Greg Camp Performed by Smash Mouth

Goofs

  Crew: In the theater version, a boom operator, complete with mike, could be plainly seen crouching in the corner after Mary Jane slams her apartment door in Thurgood's face, and he tries to talk to her through the door. The crewman is directly behind Mary Jane's door, inside her apartment. Later, in the home-video version, this mistake was corrected, but the top of the crewman's head is still visible at the bottom of the screen.
DATE: Pepsi bottles at the beginning with the new 1990s logo and not the old 1980s logo.
Continuity: When they bury Killer the dog, Thurgood Jenkins lights a joint, then passes it to Brian; a second later, he again has the unlit joint in his hand.
Continuity: The noodle disappears from Thurgood's mouth when "The Guy On The Couch" throws him the note saying that Kenny is in jail.
GEOG: When Thurgood takes Mary Jane on a date, she suggests they go for Chinese food and we see a shot of the restaurant sign. The movie takes place in New York, but the sign says "Licensed under LLBO", which is the Liquor Licensing Board of Ontario.
GEOG: Kenny comes out of a Pizza Pizza, where you can see a large Sam the Record Man, both of which are Canadian chains and are located in downtown Toronto, not New York.
Revealing mistakes: Brian, Scarface and Thurgood hand out the samples at the club and after it is apparent that all were smoked, one of the "floating" people is swimming. You can see the wire harness on the back of his hip moving him along.
Continuity: When the guys are floating around apartment the Guy On The Couch is laying with is back to them, but when the guys float out the window and The Guy On The Couch begins floating he is facing outward.
SYNC: When Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and Thurgood are in a convenience store in the beginning of the movie, Brian is holding his head, asking everybody if they're OK. When we hear him say, "How you doing. Kenny?", his mouth doesn't move.
Revealing mistakes: Dave Chappelle played Thurgood Jenkins and Sir Smoke A Lot. So when Thurgood went to Sir Smoke a lot's house, it was another actor playing Sir Smoke a lot when Chappelle was playing Thurgood and Vice-versa. When you see Thurgood first he has a earring in his ear. But when Sir Smoke a lot hugs him, the actor playing Thurgood has no earring in.
Continuity: Old James (even though he is not supposed to actually exist) is one of the extras in the background the first time in the jail cafeteria.
Crew: When the cop is kneeling next to fallen horse "ButterCup" the black sandbags he tries performing CPR on are clearly visible.
Miscellaneous: When Mary Jane first meets the three guys and gives them a ride home in her Jeep, the "keys in ignition" warning beeps before she gets in the vehicle.
CHAR: The calendar, which Kenny is marking, says it's November. But when the guy on the couch wakes up, Thurgood says it's August.
Revealing mistakes: Mary Jane meets Thurgood, Scareface and Brian at the prison. When the three of them are sitting in Mary Jane's Jeep, before Mary Jane gets in the ignition sound (sound when keys are left in ignition when car is off) can be heard, yet her door is not open and her keys are in her hand when she gets in.
Crew: When Thurgood, Scarface, and Brian are flying towards Kenny's prison window. The middle window has an unedited green screen.

Quotes

  [quitting]
Scarface: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you,
I'm out!
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some
beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream
bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man.
Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with
marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and
we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch
with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas,
man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that
thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah,
pussy.
Kenny: You got it.
Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
Thurgood Jenkins: I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good,
too.
Thurgood Jenkins: I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not
as much as I love pussy! The end.
Thurgood Jenkins: Oh my goodness! Now that is a titty! That's what
I'm talkin' 'bout!
Brian: Bully! That's a certified fully!
Kenny: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate
who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish!
Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his
bitch!
Squirrel Master: Back up Nasty Nate, this my bitch!
Nasty Nate: Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna
be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna
want some cocktail... FRUIT!
Kenny: Here take it! [walks away with Squirrel Master] I'm somebody's
bitch!
Kenny: No. NO. NO! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No!
Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!
Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for
coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for
marijuana?
Enhancement Smoker: You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...
on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the
bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.
Brian: First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta
understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a
three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man.
And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz
he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he
puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good.
But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his
brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't
fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he
killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his
fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a
rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know uh, I never thought I'd say this to
anybody, but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
The Guy on the Couch: Hey, is it January?
Thurgood Jenkins: No, it's August.
The Guy on the Couch: Really?
Brian: For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man!
Thurgood Jenkins: Who the fuck told you that?
Brian: The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.
Thurgood Jenkins: So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother?
Brian: No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother.
Brian: You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace!
Thurgood Jenkins: Obviously you missed the whole point of that story,
Brian.
Thurgood Jenkins: I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
Samson Simpson: What part of Jamaica?
Thurgood Jenkins: Right near da beach. Boy-eeee!
Sir-Smoke-Alot: Bitch! You know what I want! Hahahahaha! I wanna talk
to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause
it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all
down and get lifted!
Brian: Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give
you five.
Record Store Customer: Ugh-huh, he autographed it himself.
Brian: All right, I'll give you four.
Thurgood Jenkins: So, now we all live together in New York. I myself,
am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a
dick about it.
Thurgood Jenkins: Abba Zaba, you my only friend.
Kenny: I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!
Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get
ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is...
Brian: ...Fucking impossible, man!
Scarface: I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked
earlier!
Thurgood Jenkins: We suggested that already!
Scarface: For real, B? [Phone beeps go off in Scarface's head]
Voice: Marijuana affects the memory.
Thurgood Jenkins: [to Mary Jane] Listen, I really like you. I was
just wondering maybe if you're interested we can go out later and
get some ice cream or something...
Scarface: OOH! MOTHER FUCKER SAID ICE CREAM!
Brian: BLAH BLAH ICE CREAM! YOU'RE SUCH A DORK, MAN!
Thurgood Jenkins: Damn!
Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I
don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!
Thurgood Jenkins: I love weed, LOVE IT! But not as much as I love
pussy!
Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to
die from a crossbow!
Thurgood Jenkins: I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all
wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be
right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!
Kenny: In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes
off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Detective: Hey! You paying attention?
Brian: No.
Thurgood Jenkins: If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be
wearing this hat?
Samson Simpson: I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend
Scarface: I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee!
Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B!
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.
Brian: I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and... FLIP
OUT man... all I wanna know is one thing... who's coming with me?
Cop: This horse is a diabetic!
Brian: Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What's that like?
Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!
Kenny: [to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?
Overweight Woman: [walking by and overhears] Fuck you, nigga!
Kenny: I'm sorry! I was talking to the horse.
Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy!
Thurgood Jenkins: Smoke-Alot opened up to me like I was Barbara
Walters. It was ridiculous, he told me about his lawyer...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: He had sex with my momma! Why?
Thurgood Jenkins: Spirituality...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: God, if you listenin', help!...
Thurgood Jenkins: His bad back...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy.
Thurgood Jenkins: His love life...
Sir-Smoke-Alot: I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, biatch! [pushing
a girl aside]
Thurgood Jenkins: I mean, talk about a guy with problems.
Thurgood Jenkins: This money is not for spending, it's for saving!
Kenny's sweet virgin ass! You guys spend one more dime I swear I
will *bitch*slap you! Gimme that!
[takes a hit from a roach]
Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry for yelling. But I'm serious!
Mary Jane Potman: My father's a drug dealer.
Thurgood Jenkins: Wow, that must've been the shit.
Mary Jane Potman: It ruined his life.
Thurgood Jenkins: That must've been shitty.
I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: Would you like to hear some of
my poetry?
Thurgood Jenkins: Not really, no.
I'm Only Creative When I Smoke Smoker: You really should. "I have
killed. I have helped kill. I have killed part of myself. I cannot
change this. I... I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ"
Thurgood Jenkins: You must seek therapy. But that's just where I
would go with that.
Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have
around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a
corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and
my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made
bongs with less. Hurry up!
Thurgood Jenkins: It was the summer before 9th grade, and there was
me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and of course the lovable Old James...
hold on, wait a minute... Old James... Old James wasn't there... I
don't even know nobody named Old James.
[Old James disappears]
Thurgood Jenkins: This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.
Thurgood Jenkins: [in a woman's voice] Samson... it's Sheila...
M-Momma fell...
Samson Simpson: Shut up, bitch!
Thurgood Jenkins: I've heard people say you don't get high the first
time you smoke. Not me. No-o, not us. WE were really, REALLY high.
We was to' up!
Scarface: ABRACADABRA, B!
Thurgood Jenkins: My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.
Scarface: Yo, that shit must be good, B. My boy hasn't coughed like
that since back in the day yo!
Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sexy! I'm a scholar! People like me!
Thurgood Jenkins: [voice over, in reference to weed] You can get this
stuff at little corner stores called "bodegas." Say it with me,
["BO-DE-GAS" appears on the screen]
Thurgood Jenkins: Bodegas. Yes, very good.
Employee: [speaking into microphone] One Heffer with cheese.
Scarface: You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! Turn around and
ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo! Why you gotta make me feel
inferior because I'm workin' the grill, B? Damn!
Employee: [into the microphone] Sorry.
Historian Smoker: You know back in the 60's, we used to smoke this
shit on the street. Cops didn't say nothin', Hell, they were
gettin' high to; everybody was good. It wasn't the thing to do
because it was the thing to do, ya know. It was the thing to do
because it got you high. Can you dig it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Oh I feel ya, yeah, I feel ya. That's why I'm doin'
it. I feel ya. Man, you cool as shit mister. I hate to do it, but I
got to charge ya 60 bucks.
Historian Smoker: 60 bucks?! Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a
dime, you know what I mean? [leans in] Do you know how much condoms
cost back in the day?
Thurgood Jenkins: [shakes head] How much?
Historian Smoker: [shrugs shoulders] Don't know, we never used them.
[both start laughing]

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