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Information

Year: 1984
Rating: 4.0(970)
Listed in: Comedy
Directed by: Mark Griffiths
Actors: Grant Cramer Gary Wood Michael Rapport Sorrells Pickard Teal Roberts Roberta Collins
  "If you don't know what they are, you don't know what you're missing."

Cast

 Directed by
Mark Griffiths  
 Actors
Grant Cramer as Scotty
Gary Wood as Hunter
Michael Rapport as Rounder
Sorrells Pickard as Ashby
Courtney Gains as Rag
Antony Ponzini as Rocco
Marvin Katzoff as Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo as Head Geek
Michael Miller as Landlord
Chuck Hart as Young Geek
Kane Hodder as Older Geek
Steve Workman as Hair Stylist
Laurie Hedlund as Vixen - Drums
Scott Kaufman as Krak - Group in Club
John Steele as Krak - Group in Club
David Spector as Krak - Group in Club
Mark Wilson as Partygoer
Steve Gold as Farnsey
Deke Anderson as Bodybuilder
 Actresses
Teal Roberts as Kristi
Roberta Collins as Lana
Cindy Silver as Kimberly
Kristi Somers as Michelle
Crystal Shaw as Candy
Darcy DeMoss as Dede
Kit Garfield as Hardbody in Car
Erika Dockery as Hardbody in Car
Karen Lee Kelly as Hardbody on Bike
Karen LaVoie as Jogging Hardbody
Kathleen Kinmont as Pretty Skater
Jackie Easton as Girl in Dressing Room
Janet Gardner as Vixen - Lead Vocals
Jan Kuehnemund as Vixen - Lead Guitar
Pia Maiocco as Vixen - Bass
Tamara Ivanov as Vixen - Rhythm Guitar
Juli Lawrence as Nicki
Julie Always as Photo Session Hardbody
Leslee Bremmer as Photo Session Hardbody
Tina Riccio as Photo Session Hardbody
Karen Lybrand as Photo Session Hardbody
Deborah Scardilli as Rocco's Girl
Louise Baker as Rocco's Girl
Dana Gonzalez as Rocco's Girl
Laurie Bath as Rocco's Girl
Lorena Hartley as Rocco's Girl
Dee Anderson as Bodybuilder
Marcia Karr as Hardbody on Stairs
Joyce Jameson as Rounder's Mom
Emily Longstreth as Girl on Skates

Movie info

Languages: English
Gross: USA - 7,031,405 USD (28 May 1984)
 
Plot: Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Hardbodies Theme" Written by John Steele , Scott Kaufman and David Spector Performed by Krak (Babaji Music, ASCAP) Additional Recording and Mixing John Hug
"Synthecide" Written by John St. James Performed by Stacey Swain (as SSQ) (Bug Music, BMI/French Lick Music BMI) Courtesy of Enigma-EMI Records
"I'm In, You're Out" Written by Neil Merriweather & Jamie Herndon Performed by The Last Angry Band (Home Grown Music, BMI) Courtesy of Family Productions
"Tearin' Me Up" Written by Nancy Shanks & Guy Thomas Performed by Nancy Shanks (Zip to Hip Music, BMI/Southshore Music, BMI)
"Loosin' It" Written by John Reede & Marc Tanner Performed by The Marc Tanner Band (Otherwise Publishing, ASCAP/Jono Songs, ASCAP)
"Smile for the Camera" Written and Performed by Gerard McMahon (Ruzam Music, BMI/Back Mac Music, BMI) Courtesy of Amazin' Music Productions
"Barbados Rita" Written and Performed by Gerard McMahon (Ruzam Music, BMI/Back Mac Music, BMI) Courtesy of Amazin' Music Productions
"Hello, Hello" Written and Performed by Gerard McMahon (Ruzam Music, BMI/Back Mac Music, BMI)
"Jealous Girl" Written by Basman-Stevenson Performed by The Extras (Neutron Songs/ASCAP) Courtesy of Ready Records
"Clockwork" Written by John St. James Performed by Stacey Swain (as SSQ) (Bug Music, BMI/French Lick Music, BMI) Courtesy of Enigma-EMI Records
"Party On" Written and Performed by Rod Firestone (Firetunes 500, BMI) Courtesy of Warner Sisters Records
"Computer Madness" Written by Jan Kuehnemund Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Maria" Written by Tamara Ivanov Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Be with Me" Written by Gail Erickson & Keith Krupp Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Lies" Written by Marc Tanner, Ed Tree, Mark Greene, Joe Romersa Performed by The Marc Tanner Band (Otherwise Publishing, ASCOT)
"Big Electronic Beat" Written by John St. James Performed by Stacey Swain (as SSQ) (Bug Music, BMI/French Lick Music, BMI) Courtesy of Enigma-EMI Records
"Mr. Cool" Written by Gail Erickson Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Women in Motion" Written by John Steele , Scott Kaufman , David Spector Performed by Krak (Babaji Music)
"I Did It" Written and Performed by Rod Firestone (Firetunes 500, BMI) Courtesy of Warner Sisters Records
"Fossils" Written and Performed by Sorrells Pickard (Sorrells Pickard Music, ASCAP)
"Only One" Written by Mick Smiley & Maát Performed by Mick Smiley (Twin Towers Music) Courtesy of Twin Towers Records
"Pickaguena" Written and Performed by Sorrells Pickard (Sorrells Pickard Music, ASCAP)
"Suite Deluxe" Written by Richard Sterling (Software Music, BMI)
"Kristi's Love Theme" Written and Performed by Rick Braun (Brauntasaurus Music, BMI)
"Give It a Chance" Written by Janet Gardner, Jan Kuehnemund, Liza Carbe, Laurie Hedlund and Tamara Ivanov Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Runnin'" Written by Cindy Boettcher Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Partytime (Single Version)" (uncredited) Performed by 45 Grave
"Ms. Got-The-Body" (uncredited) Michael V Cooper by Felton Pilate

Goofs

  Continuity: Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice.

Quotes

  Ashby: [sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the
prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I
walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin'
what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I
don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in
hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free."
Rag: She's stuck up, dude. She thinks I'm a scuzz.
Scotty Palmer: Be Scottitfitous, buddy.
Ashby: Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his
balls and his brains at the same time.
Rounder: Well, dip my skinny.
Rounder: Party party party party!
Hunter: Whatever turns you on - a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, sex.
Hunter: 15? I have underwear 15 years old.
Scotty Palmer: I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.
Hunter: Dialogued them?
Scotty Palmer: Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.
Hunter: BBD?
Rounder: That's not like herpes, is it?
Scotty Palmer: BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.
Rag: Brewski?
Kimberly: No, thanks. I'm watching my figure.
Rag: Yeah, me too.
Ashby: Michelle, what do you do?
Michelle: Well, that all depends on who I'm with.
Michelle: Why, Ashby darling, you want romance? Read a novel. You
want me? I'm upstairs.
Hunter: Party time! Ba-ba!
Scotty Palmer: No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love
nuts.
Dede: God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.
Rounder: Touch it again, it's been so long.
Hunter: Tit for tat.
Kristi: My tits for whose tat.
Rocco: Listen, kiddo, I always treat my business partners right. May
God rest their souls.
Hunter: I spill no wine before it's time.
Rounder: You're a sick man.
Candy: You don't know what it's like when people call you names like
airhead, dingaling, yo-yo, bimbo. There's no way you can know that
Scotty.
Kimberly: An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile
of white bones.
Farnsey: My friends call me Farnsey, my enemies call me collect.
Rag: What? The kid? Stick scammin' jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!
Scotty Palmer: Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for
technique.
Hunter: How about a "J" for jerkoff?
Ashby: Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my
hair cut here.
Hair Stylist: Whatever turns you on, Tex.
Young Geek: Suck shit!

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