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|Grant Cramer||as Scotty|
|Gary Wood||as Hunter|
|Michael Rapport||as Rounder|
|Sorrells Pickard||as Ashby|
|Courtney Gains||as Rag|
|Antony Ponzini||as Rocco|
|Marvin Katzoff||as Dorky Geek|
|Kip Waldo||as Head Geek|
|Michael Miller||as Landlord|
|Chuck Hart||as Young Geek|
|Kane Hodder||as Older Geek|
|Steve Workman||as Hair Stylist|
|Laurie Hedlund||as Vixen - Drums|
|Scott Kaufman||as Krak - Group in Club|
|John Steele||as Krak - Group in Club|
|David Spector||as Krak - Group in Club|
|Mark Wilson||as Partygoer|
|Steve Gold||as Farnsey|
|Deke Anderson||as Bodybuilder|
|Teal Roberts||as Kristi|
|Roberta Collins||as Lana|
|Cindy Silver||as Kimberly|
|Kristi Somers||as Michelle|
|Crystal Shaw||as Candy|
|Darcy DeMoss||as Dede|
|Kit Garfield||as Hardbody in Car|
|Erika Dockery||as Hardbody in Car|
|Karen Lee Kelly||as Hardbody on Bike|
|Karen LaVoie||as Jogging Hardbody|
|Kathleen Kinmont||as Pretty Skater|
|Jackie Easton||as Girl in Dressing Room|
|Janet Gardner||as Vixen - Lead Vocals|
|Jan Kuehnemund||as Vixen - Lead Guitar|
|Pia Maiocco||as Vixen - Bass|
|Tamara Ivanov||as Vixen - Rhythm Guitar|
|Juli Lawrence||as Nicki|
|Julie Always||as Photo Session Hardbody|
|Leslee Bremmer||as Photo Session Hardbody|
|Tina Riccio||as Photo Session Hardbody|
|Karen Lybrand||as Photo Session Hardbody|
|Deborah Scardilli||as Rocco's Girl|
|Louise Baker||as Rocco's Girl|
|Dana Gonzalez||as Rocco's Girl|
|Laurie Bath||as Rocco's Girl|
|Lorena Hartley||as Rocco's Girl|
|Dee Anderson||as Bodybuilder|
|Marcia Karr||as Hardbody on Stairs|
|Joyce Jameson||as Rounder's Mom|
|Emily Longstreth||as Girl on Skates|
USA - 7,031,405 USD (28 May 1984) |
|Plot:||Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.|
"Hardbodies Theme" Written by John Steele , Scott Kaufman and David Spector Performed by Krak (Babaji Music, ASCAP) Additional Recording and Mixing John Hug|
"Synthecide" Written by John St. James Performed by Stacey Swain (as SSQ) (Bug Music, BMI/French Lick Music BMI) Courtesy of Enigma-EMI Records
"I'm In, You're Out" Written by Neil Merriweather & Jamie Herndon Performed by The Last Angry Band (Home Grown Music, BMI) Courtesy of Family Productions
"Tearin' Me Up" Written by Nancy Shanks & Guy Thomas Performed by Nancy Shanks (Zip to Hip Music, BMI/Southshore Music, BMI)
"Loosin' It" Written by John Reede & Marc Tanner Performed by The Marc Tanner Band (Otherwise Publishing, ASCAP/Jono Songs, ASCAP)
"Smile for the Camera" Written and Performed by Gerard McMahon (Ruzam Music, BMI/Back Mac Music, BMI) Courtesy of Amazin' Music Productions
"Barbados Rita" Written and Performed by Gerard McMahon (Ruzam Music, BMI/Back Mac Music, BMI) Courtesy of Amazin' Music Productions
"Hello, Hello" Written and Performed by Gerard McMahon (Ruzam Music, BMI/Back Mac Music, BMI)
"Jealous Girl" Written by Basman-Stevenson Performed by The Extras (Neutron Songs/ASCAP) Courtesy of Ready Records
"Clockwork" Written by John St. James Performed by Stacey Swain (as SSQ) (Bug Music, BMI/French Lick Music, BMI) Courtesy of Enigma-EMI Records
"Party On" Written and Performed by Rod Firestone (Firetunes 500, BMI) Courtesy of Warner Sisters Records
"Computer Madness" Written by Jan Kuehnemund Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Maria" Written by Tamara Ivanov Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Be with Me" Written by Gail Erickson & Keith Krupp Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Lies" Written by Marc Tanner, Ed Tree, Mark Greene, Joe Romersa Performed by The Marc Tanner Band (Otherwise Publishing, ASCOT)
"Big Electronic Beat" Written by John St. James Performed by Stacey Swain (as SSQ) (Bug Music, BMI/French Lick Music, BMI) Courtesy of Enigma-EMI Records
"Mr. Cool" Written by Gail Erickson Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Women in Motion" Written by John Steele , Scott Kaufman , David Spector Performed by Krak (Babaji Music)
"I Did It" Written and Performed by Rod Firestone (Firetunes 500, BMI) Courtesy of Warner Sisters Records
"Fossils" Written and Performed by Sorrells Pickard (Sorrells Pickard Music, ASCAP)
"Only One" Written by Mick Smiley & Maát Performed by Mick Smiley (Twin Towers Music) Courtesy of Twin Towers Records
"Pickaguena" Written and Performed by Sorrells Pickard (Sorrells Pickard Music, ASCAP)
"Suite Deluxe" Written by Richard Sterling (Software Music, BMI)
"Kristi's Love Theme" Written and Performed by Rick Braun (Brauntasaurus Music, BMI)
"Give It a Chance" Written by Janet Gardner, Jan Kuehnemund, Liza Carbe, Laurie Hedlund and Tamara Ivanov Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Runnin'" Written by Cindy Boettcher Performed by Vixen (Westland Music, ASCAP) Courtesy of World Records
"Partytime (Single Version)" (uncredited) Performed by 45 Grave
"Ms. Got-The-Body" (uncredited) Michael V Cooper by Felton Pilate
|Continuity: Kimberley sits down on the patio chaisse-lounge twice.|
Ashby: [sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the|
prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I
walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin'
what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I
don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in
hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free."
Rag: She's stuck up, dude. She thinks I'm a scuzz.
Scotty Palmer: Be Scottitfitous, buddy.
Ashby: Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his
balls and his brains at the same time.
Rounder: Well, dip my skinny.
Rounder: Party party party party!
Hunter: Whatever turns you on - a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, sex.
Hunter: 15? I have underwear 15 years old.
Scotty Palmer: I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.
Hunter: Dialogued them?
Scotty Palmer: Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.
Rounder: That's not like herpes, is it?
Scotty Palmer: BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.
Kimberly: No, thanks. I'm watching my figure.
Rag: Yeah, me too.
Ashby: Michelle, what do you do?
Michelle: Well, that all depends on who I'm with.
Michelle: Why, Ashby darling, you want romance? Read a novel. You
want me? I'm upstairs.
Hunter: Party time! Ba-ba!
Scotty Palmer: No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love
Dede: God, Rounder, it's so big and scary.
Rounder: Touch it again, it's been so long.
Hunter: Tit for tat.
Kristi: My tits for whose tat.
Rocco: Listen, kiddo, I always treat my business partners right. May
God rest their souls.
Hunter: I spill no wine before it's time.
Rounder: You're a sick man.
Candy: You don't know what it's like when people call you names like
airhead, dingaling, yo-yo, bimbo. There's no way you can know that
Kimberly: An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us except a pile
of white bones.
Farnsey: My friends call me Farnsey, my enemies call me collect.
Rag: What? The kid? Stick scammin' jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way!
Scotty Palmer: Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for
Hunter: How about a "J" for jerkoff?
Ashby: Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my
hair cut here.
Hair Stylist: Whatever turns you on, Tex.
Young Geek: Suck shit!
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