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Information

Year: 2009
Rating: 2.6(4780)
Listed in: Comedy, Drama
Directed by: Tyler Perry
Actors: Tyler Perry Adam Rodriguez Brian J. White Kwesi Boakye Taraji P. Henson Hope Olaide Wilson
  "Hope is closer than you think."

Cast

 Directed by
Tyler Perry  
 Actors
Tyler Perry as Madea/Joe
Adam Rodriguez as Sandino
Brian J. White as Randy
Kwesi Boakye as Manny
Frederick Siglar as Byron
Marvin Winans as Pastor Brian
Eric Mendenhall as Man #1
David Paulus as Miller
Randall Taylor as Mr. Bradley
Joseph Taylor as Announcer
Shedrick Garrett as Madea Double
Tim Brazeal as Business Man
Daniel Burnley as Man in Church
Will Finch as Needy Person
Jon Gould as Church Patron
Keith Allen Hayes as Store Patron
Marki Henderson as Block Party Patron
Marki Henderson as Reception Guest
Roger Herrera as Homeless
Billy Holliday Jr. as Deacon in the Pew
Shawn Knowles as Man on the Street
Jeremy Leighton Miller as Extra
M.V. Oliphant as Neighbor
John Fitzgerald Page as Congregation Member
David Smith as Guy on Pay Phone
Dennis Demetris Taylor as Pedestrian
Adrian Kali Turner as Byron
 Actresses
Taraji P. Henson as April
Hope Olaide Wilson as Jennifer
Gladys Knight as Wilma
Mary J. Blige as Tanya
Tess Malis Kincaid as Ms. Sullivan
Cheryl B. Pratt as 911 Dispatcher
Judith Franklin as Rock Steady Background Singer
Jameaka Tubbs as Rock Steady Background Singer
Thomasina Walker as Rock Steady Background Singer
Jamilah Windham as Rock Steady Background Singer
Greta Glenn as Mama Rose
Tanya R. Rodriguez as Waitress
Toni Redd as Background Singer
Carla Bailey as Teacher
Lynn McArthur as Needy Person
Jade Moser as Jazz Club Girl
Jean Witty as Jazz Club Patron

Movie info

Languages: English
Filming dates: 16 March 2009 - ?
Budget: USD 13,000,000
Gross: USA - 51,697,449 USD (25 October 2009)
 
Plot: When Madea catches sixteen-year-old Jennifer and her two younger brothers looting her home, she decides to take matters into her own hands and delivers the young delinquents to the only relative they have: their aunt April. A heavy-drinking nightclub singer who lives off of Raymond, her married boyfriend, April wants nothing to do with the kids. But her attitude begins to change when Sandino, a handsome Columbian immigrant looking for work, moves into April's basement room. Making amends for his own troubled past, Sandino challenges April to open her heart. And April soon realizes she must make the biggest choice of her life: between her old ways with Raymond and the new possibilities of family, faith ... and even true love.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Rock Steady" Written by Aretha Franklin Performed by Cheryl Pepsii Riley Published by Springtime Music Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios
"Tears of Pain" Written by Ruthie Foster Performed by Ruthie Foster Publishing by Bucknpony Publishing Courtesy of Blue Corn Music By Arrangement with Sugaroo!
"Playboy" Written by Michael Akinlabi and Tasha Schumann Performed by Candy Coated Killahz Published by Songs of MapleMusic Publishing Courtesy of MapleMusic Recordings
"The Need to Be" Written by Jim Weatherly Performed by Gladys Knight Published by Universal Music Publishing Group Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios
"Indigo Blues" Written by Ronnie Garrett and Herman (Pnut) Johnson Performed by Club Indigo Band Published by My TY PE Music Publishing and Typee Music Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios
"I Can Do Bad" Written by Mary J. Blige, Chuck Harmon and Ne-Yo (as Shaffer Smith) Performed by Mary J. Blige Published by EMI April Music Inc., and Universal Music Publishing Group Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios
"Just Don't Wanna Know/Over It Now" Written by Marvin Winans (as Marvin L. Winans) Performed by Gladys Knight and Marvin Winans (as Marvin L. Winans) Published by MLW Productions Courtesy of MLW Productions
"Contagious" Written by Xavier Dphrepaulezz Performed by Chocolate Butterfly Published by Position Music Publishing Courtesy of Position Music
"Lovers Heat" Written by Ronnie Garrett and Herman (Pnut) Johnson Performed by Club Indigo Band Published by My TY PE Music Publishing and Typee Music Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios
"H.D.Y." Written by Ronnie Garrett and Herman (Pnut) Johnson Performed by Club Indigo Band Published by My TY PE Music Publishing and Typee Music Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios
"Oh Lord I Want You to Help Me" Traditional Arranged by Jerome Chambers and Edward O'Neal Performed by Cheryl Pepsii Riley and Marvin Winans (as Marvin L. Winans) Published by Screen Gems - EMI Music Inc. Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios
"Good Woman Down" Written by Robert F. Aries, Mary J. Blige, Sean Garrett, Freddie Jackson (as Freddie Anthony Jackson) and Melisa Joyce Morgan Performed by Mary J. Blige Published by Wick-Di Music Universal Music Corporation o/b/o itself and Mary J. Blige Music, Songs of Windswept Pacific Courtesy of Tyler Perry Studios

Quotes

  Joe: Mabel? What the hell wrong with you? You don't be coming...
Madea: Wake the Hell up.
Joe: You about to give me a heart attack.You too ugly to be waking
smebody up in the middle of night, I told you that.You gotta ease
that ugly up on people.You can't just show it to them all at once.
Jennifer: You brought his insulin. I was gonna do it.
Sandino: Well, now you don't have to.
Jennifer: Why are you so nice to us?
Sandino: I don't understand that question.
Jennifer: You nice, why?
Sandino: Why not? You shold expect people to be nice to you. You
shouldn't expect people to be mean.
Jennifer: Not in ths world.
Sandino: You get what you expect, right?
Jennifer: I guess.
Sandino: You do a great job with your brothers.
Jennifer: I'm all they got.
Madea: What's going on with you?
Jennifer: My grandma died.
Madea: Aw I'm sorry to hear that, baby.
Jennifer: My Aunt April's gonna send us back to foster care. They
gonna separate us. I'm all Manny and Byron got. If we separate, I
don't know what I'm gonna do. [sobs]
Madea: Calm yourself down, honey. Calm down. Getting all worked up.
Jennifer: Can we stay with you?
Madea: Huh?
Jennifer: Nobody wants us!
Madea: That ain't true. Somebody wants you.
Jennifer: I'm only 16. I don't know how to handle all this!
Madea: Living takes a lifetime. You got a whole lot more living to
do, honey. You gonna make it. Hush, now. Gotta keep getting up
every day, one day at a time. You'll make it.
Jennifer: My Grandma Rose used to tell us to pray about things like
this.
Madea: Then that's what you ought to do, pray about it, talk to the
Lord about it. He'll help you.
Jennifer: Yeah but she only told us to pray. She never told us how.
Would you teach me?
Madea: Huh?
Jennifer: Please!
Madea: Show you how to pray?
Jennifer: Yeah.
Madea: Oh, Lord, child, I ain't talked to God since the last time I
saw a cop in my rearview mirror. I guess I can try. You know the
number?
Jennifer: The what?
Madea: The number. To call him. They say, "Jesus On the Mainline." I
don't know the number. Okay, sit back. Bow your head. First, giving
honor to God, to the head of my life. [sings] Father, I stretch my
hand... to thee. Father God. God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. God
of Shadrach, Meshach and the billy goat, who was in the fiery
furnace that they barbecued on the day of Pentecost when the Jewish
people returned from the Sabbath day up on the mountaintop in
Ethiopia. God of Mary J. Blige...
Jennifer: Madea, that doesn't sound right. That's not how Mama Rose
used to do it.
Madea: You ain't feel it? You ain't feel the anointing?
Jennifer: No.
Madea: Alright. Well, look, I don't know nothing about praying. But
all praying is is talking to God and having a conversation with
him. And at the end, you say the name of Jesus. That's your stamp
that will get it up there to him. You hear?
Jennifer: Okay.
Madea: You know who you remind me of right now? You remind me of
Peter. You know who Peter was? Peter was one of the twelve
disciplines. And they were out on a boat near an isle in the Greek
Atlantic Ocean. And when they was on this boat, a storm rose up and
the twelve disciplines, they got really, really worried and upset.
They said, "Oh Lord, what are we gonna do?" and they saw something
coming towards them that looked like a ghost. But it wasn't a
ghost. It was Jesus. And Peter said, "Jesus, if that's you then let
me come out to you." You gotta be careful what you ask the Lord
for. So Jesus said, "Come on out." So Peter stepped out of the boat
and was walking on the water.
Jennifer: He was walking on water?
Madea: On the water. He was walking on the water toward Jesus. Long
as he kept his eyes on Jesus, he stayed on top of the water. He
took his eyes off him though. You know why? He got distracted. You
know why he got distracted? See, this is what you got to do. When
you got your eye on Jesus, you can't get distracted by nothing.
Jonah passed by in the belly of the whale. He looked down, Free
Willy, with Jonah inside the belly and it made him distracted so he
started to sink. He said, "Jesus, Jesus, help me." Jesus said, "I
can't. I got to go to Calvary. I'm late." So Jesus went on to the
cross. He said, "Don't worry though. I'm gonna send you a
comforter. When the comforter come, you gonna be alright." So he's
swimming. He try and swim. He was worried. And Jaws was coming.
Spielberg did that Jaws thing. And he was surrounded. You know what
happened?
Jennifer: What?
Madea: Just in the nick of time... See this is what I'm talking
about, when you think you ain't gonna make it, in the nick of time,
something happens. Noah came up in the arch. That's right, Noah
came rowing up in the arch of St. Louis Arch. He pulled right up
beside him. Peter got on there, he said, "Thank you for saving me."
Noah said, "No problem, man. It's cool. What up, fool?" So he
showed him around. Noah had turned the arch into a cruise ship
cause he ain't have nothing to do after he saved the world. Hey,
you know who was on there? Eve.
Jennifer: Eve?
Madea: She was in the VIP section. And Peter asked, he said, "Eve,
come on, go to the show." So she went to see this show. They had
tigers. You know, they had two tigers, two bears, two lions. You
know how they had the male and the female. Well, Siegfried and Roy
was there, and they had the two lions there. And them Lions jumped
up and scratched Eve. That's how Eve get them two paws there. You
ever see Eve with the paws? She got two paws right there. Read your
Bible some time, honey. Read your Bible.

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