Information
| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 5.1(2875) |
| Listed in: | Comedy |
| Directed by: | Bob Gosse |
| Actors: | Jesse Bradford Matt Czuchry Geoff Stults Keri Lynn Pratt Marika Dominczyk Traci Lords |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Bob Gosse | |
| Actors | |
| Jesse Bradford | as Drew |
| Matt Czuchry | as Tucker Max |
| Geoff Stults | as Dan |
| Edward Hibbert | as Professor |
| Tim Huck | as Cop #1 |
| Lex D. Geddings | as Cop #2 |
| Derek Wayne Johnson | as Friend #2 |
| Paul Wall | as Grillionaire |
| Bill Dawes | as Murphy |
| Patrick Kirton | as Mr. Jorgens |
| Randal Reeder | as Tavern Bouncer |
| Drew Curtis | as Flaming Bartender |
| Michael A. Worley | as Young Tucker Max |
| Noah Podell | as Jack |
| Nils Parker | as Strip Club DJ |
| Patrick Michael Carney | as Officer #1 |
| Timothy Ferriss | as Officer #2 |
| Lazaro Solares | as Mexican Numero 1 |
| Cervantes Reck | as Mexican Numero 2 |
| Marshall Charlie Caldwell | as Bad Cop |
| Forrest Griffin | as Better Cop |
| Michael Liu | as Front Desk Clerk |
| Tucker Max | as Best Man |
| Michael C. 'Mike' Allen | as Club Patron |
| Eddie Armes | as Music Video Bartender |
| Billy Blair | as Street Musician |
| Dane Brown | as Bar Patron |
| Michael Byrnes | as Cop |
| Craig Coyne | as Logan |
| Mac Danzig | as Good Cop |
| Ted Ferguson | as Hotel Guest |
| Brandon B. Helmes | as Bar Patron |
| Kenneth Lecompte | as Restaurant Patron |
| Jimmy Lee Jr. | as Jail Officer |
| Lee Ann McDade | as Bar Patron at Office Party |
| James B. McDaniel | as Wedding Guest |
| Eric Kelly McFarland | as Mad Driver |
| Briston Meeney | as Angry Guy |
| Steven Miramontz | as Drew P/D |
| Dennis Ray Mitchell | as Bar Patron |
| Breon Pugh | as Wedding Server |
| Matthew Ramsaur | as Hit in Head Guy |
| Jabari Thomas | as Wedding Bartender |
| Roger J. Timber | as Jail Clerk |
| Thomas Wallace | as Wedding Photographer |
| Brent Weisner | as Store Salesman |
| Scott Yarnell | as Bar Patron |
| Actresses | |
| Keri Lynn Pratt | as Kristy |
| Marika Dominczyk | as Lara |
| Traci Lords | as Connie |
| Meagen Fay | as Mrs. Jorgens |
| Susie Abromeit | as Leslie |
| Yvette Yates | as Deaf Girl |
| Lauren Fain | as Friend #1 |
| Ali Costello | as Amy |
| Nicole Stelley | as Sarah |
| Nicole Muirbrook | as Christina |
| Elise Ivy | as Mary |
| Melissa Fumero | as Melissa |
| Patshreba Villegas | as Ashley |
| Tricia Munford | as Tucker's Mother |
| Johanna Jussinniemi | as Whoredini |
| Jessica Williams | as Loretta |
| Summer DeLin | as Summer |
| Veronica Rayne | as Stripper #3 |
| Brooke Long | as Jade |
| Bridget Powers | as Rainbow Sprite |
| Karissa Staples | as Target Girl |
| Lena Clark | as Turtle Girl |
| Amanda Bosley | as Chubby Interloper |
| Olivia Arì | as Friend of Chubby Girl |
| Erlinda Mackinnson | as Hotel Maid |
| Lyndsey Sullivan | as Maid of Honor |
| Karen Burns | as Blind Girl |
| Tammy Eaton | as Woman at Grill |
| Jolaine Havard | as Old Lady with dog |
| Kimberly Liddell | as Waitress/Club Goer |
| JaLynn Martin | as Bar Patron |
| Darcel White Moreno | as Music Video |
| Mysti Nash | as Wedding Guest |
| Jeannie Perrin | as Wedding/Reception Attendee |
| Amanda Phillips | as Liz |
| Lyssa Prine | as Bar Patron |
| Halley Rachal | as Law Student |
| Lindsay Soileau | as Angry guy's girlfriend |
| Odessa Sykes | as Club Goer |
| Jennifer Lynn Warren | as Bar Patron |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | 21 July 2008 - ? |
| Gross: |
USA - 846,103 USD (4 October 2009) |
| Plot: | Tucker decides to take an impromptu trip to celebrate his friend's bachelor party. He drags his friend into a lie with his fiancée, gets him into trouble and then abandons him in order to pursue a hilarious carnal interest. Tucker is disinvited to the wedding, and in order to get back in, Tucker has to find a way to balance his narcissism with the demands of friendship. |
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Tucker Max: Exercise is supposed to be good, let's play some hoops. Drew: We have class... That place we pay 35 grand a year to attend between happy hours. Tucker Max: Eh, that place is dumb. Club Patron: That'll be another $120! Tucker Max: [to the Feminist girls] Holy shit! You guys aren't worth that much Melissa: [smugly] Oh our company is priceless. Drew: If it lacks a price... It's probably worthless. Drew: Oh, I'm onto your game, De Nils. Diamonds are worthless other than the value attached to them by the silly tramps you have brain washed into thinking that diamonds equal love. Guess what, sluts? Your quest for the perfect princess cut supports terrorism and genocide. Congratulations, your avarice has managed to destroy an entire continent! Drew: I can only assume by your cavalier attitude that you have yet partake in the wonderment that is the Pancakewich. Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen! Drew: Greetings. Uh... the army men the good guys? I see you have some robot truck men here too. You shouldn't mix genres like that. It screws up your morale and jeopardizes the efficacy of your tactics. Okay, I guess we can work with it. What exactly are you playing? Jack: Well, the GI Bobs are gonna surprise attack those Legos. Drew: I know that you are but 7 years old. This rigmarole you have here just won't work. Your flanks are exposed. You're vulnerable to an enfilade from Lego artillery. I think it's time that you learn the proper way to set up an L-shaped ambush. Jack: What's a flank? Drew: It's a good thing I came. Tucker Max: I'm gonna hit that so hard, the person that pulls it out will become the next king of England. |
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