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| Year: | 2010 |
| Rating: | 7.4(57968) |
| Listed in: | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi |
| Directed by: | Jon Favreau |
| Actors: | Robert Downey Jr. Don Cheadle Sam Rockwell Mickey Rourke Scarlett Johansson Gwyneth Paltrow |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Jon Favreau | |
| Actors | |
| Robert Downey Jr. | as Tony Stark |
| Don Cheadle | as Lt. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes/War Machine |
| Sam Rockwell | as Justin Hammer |
| Mickey Rourke | as Ivan Vanko |
| Samuel L. Jackson | as Nick Fury |
| Clark Gregg | as Agent Coulson |
| John Slattery | as Howard Stark |
| Jon Favreau | as Happy Hogan |
| Paul Bettany | as Jarvis |
| Garry Shandling | as Senator Stern |
| Philippe Bergeron | as Detective Lemieux |
| James Bethea | as Security Force #1 |
| Michael Bruno | as Security Force #2 |
| François Duhamel | as French Photographer |
| Larry Ellison | as Himself |
| Adam Goldstein | as Himself |
| Tim Guinee | as Major Allen |
| Eric L. Haney | as General Meade |
| Yevgeni Lazarev | as Anton Vanko |
| Stan Lee | as Himself |
| Isaiah Guyman Martin IV | as AV Operator |
| Keith Middlebrook | as Expo Cop |
| Elon Musk | as Himself |
| Tony Nevada | as SWAT Sergeant Bellows |
| Alejandro Patino | as Strawberry Vendor |
| Davin Ransom | as Young Tony Stark |
| Karim Saleh | as Guard |
| Brian Schaeffer | as Hammer Expo Tech |
| Phillipe Simon | as French Waiter |
| Jack White | as Jack |
| Ted Alderman | as News Cameraman |
| Cassity Atkins | as Expo Patron |
| Gregory Baldi | as Monaco Grand Prix Restaurant Guest |
| Chris Borden | as Dignitary/Expo Attendee |
| Pete Brown | as Air Force Major |
| John Ceallach | as Captain Anders |
| Rick L. Dean | as Monte Carlo Race Fan |
| Timothy 'TJ' James Driscoll | as French Prison Guard #2 |
| Mark Casimir Dyniewicz | as Justin Hammer Expo Attendee |
| Sam Felman | as Stark Expo Attendee |
| Paul Grace | as French Prison Guard #1 |
| James Granville | as Expo Fan |
| Ali Khan | as 10 Rings Gangster |
| Ali Khan | as 10 Rings Gangster |
| Cameron Lee | as Senate Page |
| Waymond Lee | as Expo Guest |
| Mathew Lorenceau | as Prison Guard Chevalier |
| Christopher Maleki | as Reporter |
| Bryan McCoy | as Expo Guest |
| Ed Moy | as Awards Attendee |
| Nicolas Pajon | as French Reporter |
| H.E. Victor J.W. Pekarcik III | as White House Chief of Staff |
| Steven James Price | as Senate Gallery Member |
| Lindsay Rosenberg | as Ironette |
| Torin Sixx | as Pepper's Birthdy Party Guest |
| Doug Swander | as Party Guest |
| Michael A. Templeton | as US Senator |
| Actresses | |
| Scarlett Johansson | as Natalie Rushman/Natasha Romanoff |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | as Pepper Potts |
| Kate Mara | as U.S. Marshal |
| Leslie Bibb | as Christine Everhart |
| Christiane Amanpour | as Herself |
| Kate Clark | as Expo Fan |
| Luminita Docan | as Russian Newscaster |
| Helena Mattsson | as Rebecca |
| Anya Monzikova | as Rebeka |
| Margy Moore | as Bambi Arbogast |
| Olivia Munn | as Chess Roberts |
| Donessa Alexander | as Birthday Party Guest/Expo Guest |
| Ayelet Ben-Shahar | as Model |
| Jordan Bobbitt | as Little Girl at EXPO Gala |
| Lauren Brooks | as Expo Attendee |
| Melanie Brown | as Ironette Dancer |
| Gina Cantrell | as Ironette Dancer |
| Katie Cleary | as Beautiful Girl |
| Priscilla de Oliveira | as Beautiful Woman |
| Jasmine Dustin | as Watermelon girl |
| Caitlin Gallo | as I Love You girl |
| Kathryn Henzler | as Expo Attendee |
| Jennifer D. Johnson | as Ironette |
| Jennifer Lynne Johnson | as Expo Attendee |
| Jee-Yun Lee | as Reporter |
| Basil McCurry | as Tony Stark Racing Fan |
| Delka Nenkova | as Russian Woman |
| Allison Ochmanek | as Watermelon Girl |
| Erin Pickett | as Expo Guest |
| Olivia Presley | as Expo VIP |
| Kiana Prudhont | as Expo Kid |
| Kristin Quick | as VIP Expo Guest |
| Kelly Sarah | as Stark Expo Attendee |
| Grace Stanley | as Model |
Movie info
| Languages: | English, Russian |
| Filming dates: | 6 April 2009 - 18 July 2009 (principal photography) January 2010 - February 2010 (re-shoots) |
| Budget: | USD 200,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 312,057,433 USD (15 August 2010) UK - 7,664,732 GBP (2 May 2010) Philippines - 304,523,328 PHP (6 June 2010) Russia - 431,005,042 RUR (30 May 2010) Spain - 5,088,063 EUR (16 May 2010) |
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Original Soundtracks
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"Shoot to Thrill" Written by Angus Young , Malcolm Young and Brian Johnson Performed by AC/DC Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment "Make Way For Tomorrow Today" Music and Lyrics by Richard Sherman Produced and Performed by John Debney "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" Written by Mick Jones and Joe Strummer Performed by The Clash Courtesy of Epic Records and Sony Music Entertainment (UK) Limited By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment "Make Way For Tomorrow Today" Music and Lyrics by Richard Sherman Produced by John Debney and Richard Sherman Performed by The Stark Expo Singers "The Magnificent Seven" Written by Topper Headon, Mick Jones and Joe Strummer Performed by The Clash Courtesy of Epic Records and Sony Music Entertainment (UK) Limited By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment "Monaco" Written by John O'Brien Performed by The Declanator "Concerto in C Major For Flute and Harp" Arranged by John Slowiczek Courtesy of FirstCom "Good Old Days" Written and Performed by Brad Hatfield "California Love" (Single Version) Written by Roger Troutman, Larry Troutman, Ronnie Hudson, Mikel Hooks, Joe Cocker and Chris Stainton Performed by Tupac Shakur (as 2Pac) featuring Dr. Dre & Roger Troutman Courtesy of WIDEawake-Death Row Entertainment, LLC Under license from EverGreen Copyrights, Inc. "Another One Bites the Dust" Written by John Deacon Performed by Queen Courtesy of Hollywood Records and EMI Records Ltd. "Robot Rock" Written by Thomas Bangalter, Guy Christo and Kae Williams, Jr. Performed by Daft Punk Courtesy of Daft Life Ltd./EMI Music France Under license from EMI Film & Television Music Contains a sample of "Release the Beast" Performed by Breakwater Courtesy of Arista Records, Inc. By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment "It Takes Two" Written by Rob Ginyard and James Brown Performed by Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock Courtesy of Profile Records, Inc. By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment "Pimpin' Guns" Written by John O'Brien Performed by The Declanator "Groove Holmes" Written by Michael Diamond, Adam Horovitz, Mark Nishita and Adam Youch Performed by Beastie Boys Courtesy of Capitol Records, LLC Under license from EMI Film & Television Music "Pick Up the Pieces" Written by Roger Ball , Malcolm Duncan , Alan Gorrie, Robbie McIntosh (as Robbie McInstosh), Owen McIntyre and Hamish Stuart Performed by Average White Band Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp. By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing "The Marines Hymn" Traditional "The Caissons Go Rolling Along" Written by Edmund Gruber Arranged by Robert Haring "Anchors Aweigh " Written by Alfred Hart Miles and Charles Zimmerman "The U.S. Air Force" Words and Music by Robert Crawford "Highway to Hell" Written by Angus Young , Malcolm Young and Brian Johnson Performed by AC/DC Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment |
Goofs
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Continuity: On the first half of the movie, Ivan Vanko's mustache changes in size and lip coverage several times. Revealing mistakes: In the scene when the medals are awarded at the end, one of the microphones on the lectern (an SM57) doesn't have a cable going into it. Continuity: At the end when Senator Stern presents the medals to Tony Stark and Rhodey, Tony Stark puts his arm behind the Senators back for the photo, but in the next shot of the cameraman running towards them to take a photo it is in front of him again. Continuity: When Ivan Vanko has dinner with Justin Hammer in the airport hanger the wine and water glasses continually change position and volume. Continuity: When Justin Hammer is threatening Ivan by taking away his bird, Ivan's outer shirt zipper changes positions several times. CHAR: Mickey Rourke's character makes occasional errors in Russian (tense, case, etc.) that no native speaker would do. Revealing mistakes: Pepper Potts sees a full intra day chart of Stark Industries stock on TV at 7:30 AM Pacific. The market has only been open for 2 hours. Continuity: During the senate hearing, Pepper Potts is seated at Tony's left, behind him. After the appearance of Rhodes, Pepper disappears - she is no longer seen in the audience behind Tony in various shots, including when he walks down the aisle after declaring that he has privatized world peace. Continuity: In the scene where Justin Hammer locks up Ivan Vanko with the "babysitters" he is wearing a black jacket which unzippers with every cut. In the final cut to Vanko, the jacket is completely zippered up again. Continuity: The strawberries on Pepper's desk change positions in the duration of the scene. Continuity: When Vanko is examining Hammer's drones his hair is caught under the side of his glasses in the close shots and is over the glasses in the long shots. Continuity: When Tony Stark is on stage at the Stark Expo, he is visibly walking forward in several close-up shots. In every long-shot, however, he is shown standing in the very center of the round part of the stage. Revealing mistakes: "Kodak" is written backwards on a building in the final rooftop scene, revealing use of a mirror image. Continuity: When Tony is attempting to create the new element, the laser slices through one side of the metal framework that holds the power source. In the next shot, as he removes the power source from the framework, there is no evidence of the damage. Fact errors: When Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson) and his partner Natalie Rushman (Scarlett Johansson) are with Tony Stark and give him a vaccination to cure his blood from poisoning him, Nick Fury gives him a syringe filled with what he says is "Lithium Dioxide". However, Lithium is a metal and Oxygen is a Non-metal making this an ionic compound in which case it wouldn't be "Lithium Dioxide", but rater just Lithium Oxide. - Ionic compounds aren't written with numeral prefixes, only with roman numerals. Furthermore Lithium has only one valence electron, so it could never be combined in a structure with more oxygen than lithium atoms. Miscellaneous: In the film credits, the song "Highway to Hell" incorrectly lists Brian Johnson as co-writer. Angus Young, Malcolm Young and Bon Scott are the correct writers. Continuity: In the beginning of the movie, after the 'Ironettes' finish their performance, Tony Stark walks onto the stage. When he looks at the Ironettes the camera is facing his front, and his bow tie is crooked. The camera angle changes so you can see his back, and when he turns around to see his front, his bow tie is straight. Continuity: During the action scene at the end, Drone #302 is the first to go "offline" by being destroyed. Later, two more drones are destroyed and identified as #302 and 304. Crew: During the scene where Rhodes brings the armor to the Edwards Air Force Base and lands, the camera is reflected off the shield. Continuity: While Tony Stark is talking to Nick Fury in the diner, the poisoning streaks switch sides of his neck. Most of the time they are on Tony's right. In one shot, they are on Tony's left. Miscellaneous: In the party scene, the Iron Man suit's jaw went from open to closed whenever it cut away. Continuity: When Tony Stark is left alone in Pepper's office to retrieve his personal items, the main door is left closed but slowly opens as if the door latch did not engage. However, as the next camera angle has Tony staring at the large model of the city of the future, in the background you can see the main door is completely closed. Fact errors: LTC Rhodes is wearing a class ring from the United States Air Force Academy on the middle finger of his left hand. These rings are worn on the ring finger in keeping with the policy that used to restrict the amount of jewelery a serviceman could wear. Graduates of the service academies, who were bachelors while cadets or midshipmen, were loathe to discard their class rings upon marriage so most sport a custom made wedding band flush against the class ring next to the knuckle. Fact errors: A newspaper on a stand says "Stark takes reigns at 21". This should be "reins". Fact errors: SPOILER: After the credits Agent Coulson drives up to a crater in a car with New Mexico license plates on the front. New Mexico only has license plates on the rear. Fact errors: When the race starts, Tony Stark's car is seen starting with spinning wheels. Formula One cars never spin wheels when leaving the start line as it does not give efficient acceleration and an on board computer manages this, instead of the driver. Revealing mistakes: In the car racing scene the Rolls Royce is driven against a wall several times in an attempt to stop Whiplash, however the air bags do net deploy until after the car comes to a halt. Fact errors: In the film credits, the song "Highway to Hell" incorrectly lists Brian Johnson as co-writer. Angus Young, Malcolm Young and Bon Scott are the correct writers. Revealing mistakes: In the scene right before the car race when Tony is looking in the mirror his "reflection" doesn't match up to his movements, indicating there was no actual mirror for the shot. |
Quotes
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Senator Stern: Our priority here is to have you turn over the Iron Man weapon to the American people. Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property - you can't have it! But I did you a big favor. [stands and turns to face the Senate gallery] Tony Stark: I have successfully privatized world peace. [He flashes a "V" *for victory?, peace?, both?*, to standing applause] [from trailer] Ivan Vanko: [watching Stark on TV] You come from a family of thieves, and butchers. And like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed. [later, he works on a machine] Ivan Vanko: There will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come... [only in trailer] Tony Stark: [about to jump out of a plane] Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back! [Instead, Pepper kisses the "lips" of Stark's helmet and throws it out of the plane] Pepper Potts: Go get 'em, boss! Tony Stark: [diving after the helmet] You complete me! Tony Stark: It's good to be back! Tony Stark: [reading from Natascha's SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark] Tony Stark: Mr. Stark displays textbook... narcissism. Tony Stark: [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back]... Agreed. [from trailer] Ivan Vanko: If you could make God bleed, people will cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come. [looks at Stark] Ivan Vanko: All I have to do is sit here and watch, as the world will consume you... [from trailer] Pepper Potts: Natalie is here! [Stark's notary enters] Tony Stark: I want one. Pepper Potts: No... [from trailer] Justin Hammer: What you did to Tony Stark on that racetrack... WOW! [from trailer] Tony Stark: [Stark teaches Natascha how to operate his repulsor] Nail it! [from trailer] Tony Stark: Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing... [generates a new arc reactor, amidst a glass-splintering explosion] Tony Stark: Oops! [from trailer] Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: This lone gunslinger act is unnecessary... you don't have to do this alone! [the War Machine rises from a platform] [from trailer] [several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine] Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready... Tony Stark: COME ON! [attack begins] Tony Stark: I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. Justin Hammer: I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique. [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display] Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut. Tony Stark: What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it? Tony Stark: I just want to talk to you for a minute, well, make that 30 seconds... Pepper Potts: Okay. [looks at her watch] Pepper Potts: 29, 28, 27... Tony Stark: [puts down a disgusting-looking dish] Pepper Potts: What is that? Tony Stark: This is your in-flight meal. Pepper Potts: Did you just make that? Tony Stark: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for three hours? Pepper Potts: I only have 1,123,581 most important things to talk to you about... Iron Man: [after destroying a HAMMER Drone about to terminate a kid wearing an Iron Man Mask] Iron Man: Nice work, kid! [looking through Natalie's resume] Tony Stark: Look, she speaks Yiddish, Arabian, Russian, Latin... Latin? Who speaks Latin? Pepper Potts: No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language. [as Coulson gazes upon a crater, he makes a call] Agent Coulson: Sir. We found it. [camera pans down to reveal Thor's hammer] Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative] I told you before - I *don't* wanna be part of your super-secret boy band! Senator Stern: We're adjourned for the day. You've been a delight. Howard Stark: Tony, you're too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. [Howard gestures to his model city] Howard Stark: I built this for you. And some day you'll realise that it represents a whole lot more than people's inventions [or did he say "intentions"?] it represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and always will be, my greatest creation... is *you*. Tony Stark: I'm not saying I'm responsible for this country's longest run of uninterrupted peace in 35 years! I'm not saying that from the ashes of captivity, never has a Phoenix metaphor been more personified! I'm not saying Uncle Sam can kick back on a lawn chair, sipping on an iced tea, because I haven't come across anyone man enough to go toe to toe with me on my best day! It's not about me. It's not about you, either. It's about legacy, the legacy left behind for future generations. It's not about us! Tony Stark: [Tony has just been told by a US Marshal that tomorrow he has to attend court in front of the US Armed forces committee] Show me the badge. Happy Hogan: [to the US Marshall] He likes the badge. U.S. Marshal: [shows her badge] Still like it? Tony Stark: Yeah. Tony Stark: [Dummy, the robotic arm, has made a mess at the kitchen sink] Swear to God, I'll dismantle you! I'll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack! [Dummy looks down guiltily] Justin Hammer: [about Christine Everhart] She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. I thought I'd throw her a bone, y'know? Pepper Potts: Right. Well, she did quite a *spread* on Tony last year. Tony Stark: And she wrote a story as well. Tony Stark: [ The strawberry vendor hands strawberries to Tony who's in his car] I don't like people handing me things just put it down there. Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man? Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes. Tony Stark: [Tony has seen the diagram for the atomic structure of a new element; talks about his father] Dead almost 20 years, you're still taking me to school... Ivan Vanko: [over the phone to Tony] 'Ey, Tony, how you doin'? [chuckles] 'Ey... "double-cycle"! Tony Stark: You what? Ivan Vanko: You told me double-cycles more powerful... good advice! Tony Stark: You sound pretty sparky for a dead guy. Ivan Vanko: You too! [chuckles, then pauses] Now... the *true history of Stark name will be written. [pause] What your father did to my family over 40 *years... I will do to you in 40 *minutes. Tony Stark: Sounds great. Let's get together and hash it out. Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready. [hangs up] Senator Stern: We present these honored badges to Lt James Rhodes and Tony Stark who is, of course, a national treasure. Senator Stern: [after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: *I* think it's weird. You look like two seals fighting over a grape. Tony Stark: Hey, you weren't supposed to be listening to that. Get lost. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I was here first. Get a roof. Justin Hammer: I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada. Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride. [repeated line] Tony Stark: Mute. Happy Hogan: Do you need anything boss? Tony Stark: I'm good. Pepper Potts: No, I'm fine. Tony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce! Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility. [she begins to remove her dress, Happy stares at him and dodges a car] Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road. [Natalie Rushman walks in dressed as the Black Widow] Tony Stark: Huh. You're... fired. Natalie Rushman: I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut. Tony Stark: God you're good. You are mind blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin? Natalie Rushman: Fallaces sunt rerum species. Tony Stark: Which means? Wait, what did you just say? Natalie Rushman: It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected. Nick Fury: You've been very busy. You made your girl your CEO, you're giving away all your stuff, you let your friend fly away with your suit. Now, if I didn't know better... Tony Stark: [interrupts] You don't know better, I didn't give it to him, he took it. Nick Fury: Woah, woah, woah! He took it? You're Iron Man and he just took it? The little brother walked in there, kicked your ass and took your suit? Nick Fury: [ To Tony Stark] I've got my eye on you. Nick Fury: What do you remember about your father? Tony Stark: He was cold, calculating, never told me he loved me, didn't even tell me that he liked me, so it's a bit hard for me to digest that he said the whole future is riding on me thing, you're talking about a man who's happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school. Nick Fury: That's not true. Tony Stark: [to Nick Fury] I'm sorry, I don't want to get off on the wrong foot. Do I look in the patch or the eye? Honestly I'm a bit hungover, I'm not sure if you're real. Nick Fury: [cuts him off] I am very real. I'm the realest person you'll ever meet. [His last words] Ivan Vanko: You lose. Tony Stark: [Rhodey has just launched the "ex wife" weapon, which bounces off Vanko with no effect] Hammer Tech? Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [Looks dejected]... Yeah... Pepper Potts: We have already awarded contracts to the Windfarm people. Tony Stark: Don't say Windfarm, I'm already feeling gassy. Tony Stark: What's on the docket? Natalie Rushman: You have a 9:30 dinner. Tony Stark: Perfect. I'll be there at 11. Pepper Potts: I need you... Tony Stark: I need you too, that's what I'm trying to... Pepper Potts: ...to leave. Now. Natalie Rushman: Well done with the new chest piece. I'm reading significantly higher output and your vitals all look promising. Tony Stark: Yes, for the moment I'm not dying. Thank you. Pepper Potts: [overhears] What do you mean you're not dying? Did you say you're dying? Tony Stark: That you? Eh... no. I'm not. Not anymore. Pepper Potts: What's - what's going on? Tony Stark: I was going to tell you, I didn't want you to... Pepper Potts: [interrupts] You were going to tell me? You really were dying? Tony Stark: You didn't let me. Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me that? Tony Stark: I was going to make you an omelette and tell you. Natalie Rushman: Hey hey, save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the fights coming to you. Tony Stark: Great. Pepper? Pepper Potts: Are you okay now? Tony Stark: I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologise... Pepper Potts: I am mad... Tony Stark: ...when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack Pepper Potts: Fine. Tony Stark: We could've been in Venice. Pepper Potts: Oh please. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [regaining consciousness] Oh man, you can have your suit back. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Tony, look, I'm sorry. Tony Stark: Don't be. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: No, I should have trusted you. Tony Stark: I'm the one who put you in this position. Forget it. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: No, it's your fault. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Justin Hammer: It's capable of busting a bunker under the bunker you just busted. If it were any smarter, it'd write a book, a book that would make Ulysses look like it was written in crayon. It would read it to you. This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pieta. It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it "The Ex-Wife." Jarvis: May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir. Pepper Potts: You're out of control. Iron Man: [intoxicated] I'm not out of control. Pepper Potts: Trust me on this one. Iron Man: You're out of control gorgeous. Pepper Potts: It's time to go to bed. Iron Man: [leaning in to kiss her] Come on, you know you want to. Pepper Potts: You just peed in the suit. Iron Man: I know, it has a filtration system, you could drink that water. Pepper Potts: Have you been drinking? Tony Stark: Chlorophyll. Tony Stark: [about Natalie Rushman] Who is she? Pepper Potts: She is from legal and she is potentially a very expensive sexual harassment lawsuit if you keep ogling her like that. Tony Stark: How do you spell your name, Natalie? Natalie Rushman: R-U-S-H-M-A-N. Pepper Potts: What, are you Googling her now? Tony Stark: I thought I was ogling her? [Agent Coulson is left in charge of Tony] Agent Coulson: If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch "Supernanny" while you drool into the carpet. Howard Stark: [after making yet another error in his "City of the Future" speech] I would personally like to show you... my ass. Iron Man: You have *a* big gun, you're not *the* big gun. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Yeah, it's called being a badass. [the Senate committee tries to get Stark's attention while he is making flirty faces with Pepper Potts] Senator Stern: [finally getting his attention] Mr. Stark! Tony Stark: Yes, dear? Ivan Vanko: I want my bird. Justin Hammer: Yeah, sure. We can get you a bird. Ivan Vanko: I want *my* bird. *My* bird. Tony Stark: I don't care about the liberal agenda any more, it's boring. Tony Stark: The question I get asked most often is how do you go to the bathroom in the suit... [pauses with eyes closed] Tony Stark: ...just like that. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'm gonna bust his bunker with the Ex-Wife. Tony Stark: The what? Justin Hammer: [Hammer is with reporter Christine Everhart] Tony, you know Christine? Tony Stark: Roughly. Justin Hammer: [to Ivan Vanko] So it is your bird, I thought it wasn't your bird, I'm confused, I thought you didn't like the bird... [to his men] Justin Hammer: You know what, take the bird. [They take the cockatoo and put it in a bag] Justin Hammer: And his pillow, both of them. [they take his pillows] Justin Hammer: And his shoes. [they take his shoes] Justin Hammer: I took your stuff, how's that make you feel, does it make you feel bad? 'Cause that's how I feel, we had a contract, I save your life, you build me suits! Ivan Vanko: [Speaks in Russian] Justin Hammer: I don't know if you know this, but *I don't speak Russian!* Now I'm gonna go to the Expo, maybe you can watch me on TV, maybe I'll get laid. Ivan Vanko: You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed. Tony Stark: Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places. Ivan Vanko: My father, Anton Vanko. Tony Stark: Never heard of him. Ivan Vanko: My father is the reason you're alive. Tony Stark: No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed. Ivan Vanko: [laughs] If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in him, there will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you. Tony Stark: Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap. [first lines] [In Siberia, an old man watches a broadcast on TV] Tony Stark: [on TV] There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop... Christine Everhart: [on TV] I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that... Tony Stark: [on TV] I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero. that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public... Anton Vanko: Ivan... [Ivan enters the room] Tony Stark: [on TV] I am Iron Man. Anton Vanko: Ivan... that should be you. Ivan Vanko: Don't listen to that crap. Tony Stark: Can I ask you something personal? If this was the last birthday party you were going to have, what would you do? Natalie Rushman: I would do whatever I wanted to do, with whomever I wanted to. [cut to Stark dancing around drunkenly in Iron Man suit] [arriving at Stark's orgy] Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I don't believe it, I just stuck my neck out for him! Iron Man: Sorry, partner, but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick. Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Sidekick *this*! Iron Man: You wanna be a war machine? Take your best shot! Iron Man: Oh, you want a Gallagher? [after reviewing Hammer's inventory of weapons] Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'll take it. Justin Hammer: Which one? Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: All of it! [escorted away by the police] Justin Hammer: I'll get my revenge on you, someday! Pepper Potts: Tony... what're you not telling me? Tony Stark: I don't want to go home. Tony Stark: I've tried everything! Every possible element, every conceivable permutation... Nick Fury: Well, what I am here to tell you, is that you haven't tried them all. [last words] Anton Vanko: I am sorry... All I can give you... is my knowledge. Tony Stark: And now, from the great beyond, my father Howard Stark! [Howard appears on a screen] Justin Hammer: Mr Stark has built a sword, yet he insists on using it as a shield! Jarvis: I am unable to find a suitable replacement element for the reactor, sir. You are running out of time, and options. Jarvis: It would appear that the same thing that is keeping you alive is also killing you, sir. Tony Stark: [to Pepper] I am appointing you CEO, why aren't you listening to me? You know, I've been lately thinking what legacy I want to leave behind, and who should do what when I'm gone. And I think, in terms of Stark Enterprises, that you should take over it. You've always managed to handle it, so far it's been good. I herby irrevocably make you CEO of the company. Natalie Rushman: Will that be all, Mr, Stark? Tony Stark, Pepper Potts: No... [Pepper talking over Tony] Pepper Potts: Yes. Yes that will be all, Ms. Rushman. [taken away by the police] Ivan Vanko: You lose, Stark! You lose! Ivan Vanko: Hey, Tony! Palladium in the chest, painful way to die. [after a moment's pause, Tony leaves; Vanko chortles to himself] Tony Stark: The party was over fifteen minutes ago... however, the *after*party starts now, and if anyone wants to leave, [under his breath] Tony Stark: Pepper... there's the door! [accidentally fires his repulsor] Justin Hammer: This isn't a helmet, this is a head... Ivan, what's going on? Ivan Vanko: Drone better. Justin Hammer: Drone better? What, why drone better? Ivan, I got an order for suits, not drones! Nick Fury: Your father worked on the unfinished technology in that battery of yours... Tony Stark: Unfinished, *until* I was able to miniaturize it and put it into my chest... Nick Fury: No, *unfinished* technology. He wasn't able to find a way to stabilize the reactor. He later said he had come across a way to do it, but was limited by the technology of his time. He said it would start an energy race to rival the arms race, a source that would make the arc reactor at your factory look like an AA battery... he left it unfinished. He had faith that you would be the one to make it work. Tony Stark: What about Vanko? Nick Fury: Anton Vanko saw it as a way to get rich. Your dad caught him arms dealings, and had him deported. Since Vanko couldn't bring back anything of value, the Soviets sent him to Siberia for the rest of his life swearing vengeance. Not a good environment to raise a son, a son you had the misfortune to cross paths with at Monaco. Tony Stark: You didn't know my father. Nick Fury: As a matter of fact, he was the founding member of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Coulson: [holding up the Captain America Shield] Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is? Tony Stark: *That*... is exactly what I need! [takes shield, shoves it under coil, measures with carpenter's level] There, see? Perfectly level. Agent Coulson: Good luck! We need you! Tony Stark: More than you know. Agent Coulson: Not that much! [Ivan Vanko crashes into the Expo in his own suit] Ivan Vanko: Good to be back! Pepper Potts: I quit. I'm resigning. My body literally can't handle the stress. I don't know when you're going to kill yourself, or mess up the whole company... Tony Stark: I think I did okay! Tony Stark: How can you approve me, but not approve me? I've got a new ticker... I'm trying to do right by, by Pepper... I'm in a somewhat 'stable' relationship... Nick Fury: Which is why I'm taking you on as a consultant. [about his armour] Tony Stark: It's not a weapon, it's more of a highly advanced prosthesis. Tony Stark: I didn't expect to see you here... Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Well, it's me, and I'm here, so get over it and move on! [to Stan Lee] Tony Stark: Hey, Heff! How you doing? Iron Man: Rhodey, get down! [activates an energy blade that cleaves through all the droids] Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: Wow. I think you should lead with that one next time. Iron Man: Sorry, that's a one-off, can only be used once, done once. [to Stark's birthday guests] Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: I'm only going to say this once: Get out! [the guests leave in a panic] Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: [to Stark] You don't deserve to wear one of these! Shut it down! Tony Stark: [lying drunk on the floor, having been blasted by War Machine] Yo, DJ! Adam Goldstein: [peeking up from behind laptop] Yes, Mr. Stark? Tony Stark: Lay down some phat beats for me to kick my buddy's ass to, alright? Adam Goldstein: Yes, Mr. Stark. |
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