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Information

Year: 2006
Rating: 6.2(4574)
Listed in: Comedy, Romance
Directed by: Alek Keshishian
Actors: Matthew Rhys Santiago Cabrera Elliot Cowan Brittany Murphy Catherine Tate Stephanie Beacham

Cast

 Directed by
Alek Keshishian  
 Actors
Matthew Rhys as Peter Simon
Santiago Cabrera as Paolo Sarmiento
Elliot Cowan as James Wildstone
Jamie Sives as Finlay McMillian
Will Keen as David Williams
Michael Lerner as Marvin Bernstein
Richard Wilson as Registrar
Adam Rayner as Tom/Fantasy David
Angus Deayton as Celebrity
Frédéric Anscombre as Sascha Santori
Daniel Lobé as Freedom
Tony MacMurray as Klauss Fassbinder
Jamie Honeybourne as Unicorn Gallagher
Ben G. as Erin
Nicholas Mead as Chancery Front Desk
J.J. O'Neil as Fireman Stripper
Jason Stracey as Groom 1
Ross Hammond as Groom 2
Orlando Bloom as Hollywood Paolo
Robert Chilcott as Art Patron
Aidan Williams as Art Patron
 Actresses
Brittany Murphy as Emily Jackson-Jacks
Catherine Tate as Tallulah Riggs-Wentworth
Stephanie Beacham as Felicity Riggs-Wentworth
Dawn French as Therapist
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu as Daphne Spring
Samantha Bloom as Pandora
Gwyneth as Model 1
Natalia Khutkubia as Model 2
Jade Parfitt as Jade
Joanna Dickens as Bride 1
Leelo Ross as Bride 2
Feyi Babalola as Female Secretary
Juliet Howland as Passenger Rep
Lorna Gayle as Heathrow Female Guard
Gwyneth Paltrow as Hollywood Jacks

Movie info

Languages: English
Filming dates: June 2005 -
Gross: Russia - 9,337,039 RUR (9 September 2007)
 
Plot: Emily Jackson lives a fast-paced life. Always on the go, able to talk around the clock, with a sensitive soul she loves playing matchmaker for her friends. It's Emily's gay roommate and frequent companion Peter, who becomes again the subject matchmaking skills when handsome new photographer assistant Paolo arrives at the Vogue offices, where Emily works. She makes it her mission to bring the two men together. Unfortunately for her, she is so busy arranging a love connection between Peter and Paolo that she remains completely blind to the one suitor who longs to provide her with the loving companionship that she so cheerfully arranges for others. And so it does make sense that Peter, a screenwriter in the making, starts telling the story from his own point of view.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Romeo" ( Alek Keshishian - Alexandre Azaria ) Performed by Angie Cazaux Berthas (as Angie Cazaux Berthias)
"Gitane" ( Dorothée Hannequin - Alexandre Azaria ) Performed by Dorothée Hannequin
"Deep Water" ( Amanda Ghost / Ian Dench / Pete Ibsen ) Performed by Amanda Ghost © Bucks Music/Copyright Control © 2006 Amanda Ghost Courtesy of Bucks Music
"Dizzy" ( Tommy Roe (as Roe) / Freddy Weller (as Weller) ) Performed by Tommy Roe © Sony/ATV Songs LLC © 1969 K-Tel Entertainment UK Limited Courtesy of Sony/ATV Songs LLC, K-Tel Entertainment UK Limited and Dominion Entertainment Inc.
"Fantastic" Performed by All About Eve Babitz (James Dearlove / Pippa Brooks) © Chrysalis Music Ltd. © 2006 All About Eve Babitz Courtesy of Chrysalis Music Ltd. and All About Eve Babitz
"Milonga Triste" ( Sebastián Piana (as Sebastian Piana) / Homero Manzi ) © WCM Argentina Courtesy of Warner Chappell Music France
"Voodoo Moon" Performed by Victoria Hogg (James Dearlove / Victoria Hogg) © Chrysalis Music Ltd. © 2006 Chrysalis Music Ltd. Courtesy of Chrysalis Music Ltd.
"Angels" ( Robbie Williams (as R. Williams) / Guy Chambers (as G. Chambers) ) © 1997 EMI Virgin Music Ltd - BMG Music Publishing Ltd. c/o BMG Music Publishing France Courtesy of EMI Music Publishing France and BMG Music Vision All Rights Reserved for the Entire Universe
"Tu veux ou tu veux pas" ("Nem vem que não tem") Lyrics and Music by Carlos Imperial French Lyrics by Pierre Cour © Editions Fermata do Brasil / Editions IMG Liechti & Cie Courtesy of Editions IMG Liechti & Cie
"Macho Man" ( Jacques Morali (as J. Morali) / Henri Belolo (as H. Belolo) / Peter Whitehead (as B. Whitehead) / Victor Willis (as V. Willis) ) Performed by The Village People (as Village People) Produced by J. Belolo for Can't Stop Productions Inc. © Scorpio Music (Black Scorpio) SACEM © 2001 Can't Stop Productions Inc. Courtesy of Scorpio Music
"Sugar Town" ( Lee Hazlewood ) Performed by Nancy Sinatra © Criterion Music Corp. © 1966 Boots Enterprises Inc. Courtesy of French Fried Music and Boots Enterprises Inc.
"It's Been Done" ( Nathan Larson / Angela McCluskey / Per Sunding ) Performed by Angela McCluskey © EMI Music Publishing France / Vibrasong © 2004 Manhattan Records Under Exclusive License of Capitol Records Inc. Courtesy of EMI Music Publishing France and EMI Music France All Rights Reserved for the Entire Universe
"A Thousand Drunken Dreams" ( Nathan Larson ) Performed by Angela McCluskey © 2004 EMI Music Publishing France © 2004 Manhattan Records Under Exclusive License of Capitol Records Inc. Courtesy of EMI Music Publishing France and EMI Music France All Rights Reserved for the Entire Universe
"Early in the Morning" ( Mike Leander / Eddie Seago ) Performed by Vanity Fare © Leeds Music Ltd. © Marathon Media International Courtesy of Universal Music Special Projects and Marathon Media International
"Shame for You" ( Blair Mackichan / Lily Allen ) Performed by Lily Allen © BMG Music Publishing Ltd. c/o BMG Music Publishing France / Universal Music Publishing Ltd. © 2006 EMI Records Ltd. Courtesy of BMG Music Vision, EMI Music France and Universal Music Special Projects
"She" ( Charles Aznavour / Herbert Kretzmer ) Performed by Elvis Costello and The London Symphony Orchestra Conducted by Geoff Alexander (as Geoffrey Alexander) © Standard Music Ltd. © 1999 Island Records Inc. Courtesy of Standard Music Ltd. and Universal Music Special Projects
"Moon River" ( Johnny Mercer (as J. Mercer) / Henry Mancini (as H. Mancini) ) © Famous Music c/o BMG Music Publishing France Courtesy of BMG Music Vision
"Tanguera" ( Mariano Mores ) Performed by Sexteto Mayor © Ediciones Sucesos / Editions J. Garzon © 1994 Network Medien GmbH, Frankfurt, Germany Courtesy of Network Medien GmbH and Editions J. Garzon
"Sugar" ( Amanda Ghost / Ian Dench / Sacha Skarbek / Lukas Burton ) Performed by Amanda Ghost © Bucks Music Group Limited and Reverb Music Limited / Sony ATV Music Publishing France © 2006 FastCrowd Productions Courtesy of Bucks Music Group Limited, Reverb Music Ltd. Sony ATV Music Publishing France and FastCrowd Productions
"Breakfast at Tiffany's" ( Henry Mancini (as H. Mancini) ) © Famous Music c/o BMG Music Publishing France © 1961 Paramount Pictures Corporation Courtesy of BMG Music Vision and Paramount Pictures Corporation
"Love Loves to Love Love" (Estelle Levitt / Don Thomas) Performed by Lulu © 1967 EMI Blackwood Inc. © 1967 EMI Records Ltd for worldwide except USA © 1967 Sony BMG Music Entertainment Inc. for the USA only Courtesy of EMI Songs France, Sony BMG Music Entertainment Inc. and EMI Music France All Rights Reserved for the Entire Universe
"L.O.V.E." ( Bert Kaempfert / Milton Gabler ) Performed by Nat 'King' Cole (as Nat King Cole) © 1964 Screen Gems / EMI Music Inc. / Edition Doma Bert Kaempfert Originally © 1964 Capitol Records, Inc. Digitally Remastered © 2004 Capitol Records, Inc. Courtesy of EMI Music Publishing, Warner Chappell Music France and EMI Music France All Rights Reserved for the Entire Universe

Quotes

  Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Stop living your life like you're in some kind
of movie.
Peter Simon: Excuse me?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Stop trying to cast your love instead of just
meeting him.
Peter Simon: When I meet him, I'll know.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I'm not so sure. Love isn't always a lightning
bolt, you know? Maybe sometimes it's just a choice.
Peter Simon: Well, that's easy for you to say! You're flying to
Argentina to meet the love of your life!
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: That's just it. I don't know that Paolo's the
love of my life, but I've decided to give him the chance to be.
Maybe true love is a decision. You know, a decision to take a
chance with somebody. To give to somebody. Without worrying wether
they'll give anything back. Or if they're gonna hurt you, or if
they really are the one. Maybe love isn't something that happens to
you. Maybe it's something you have to choose.
Peter Simon: So what do I do?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Well, you could start by putting all of those
fantasies of true love where they belong, into your work of
fiction.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: ...We can't have you all alone in London on a
Friday night.
Paolo Sarmiento: You make me sound like an exchange student.
Peter Simon: Jack's?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Hmm?
Peter Simon: What are you doing?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Reading this delicious recipe for beet root
salad with margarine and balsamic vinegar dressing.
Peter Simon: What are you doing with James?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Nothing.
Peter Simon: You broke up with him a month ago.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I know. It's just sex. He fills a void.
Literally.
Peter Simon: I don't see how you expect to meet someone new if you
spend all of your time with your ex.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Good point. Maybe I should get back together
with James so I spend less time with him.
Peter Simon: I don't think it's funny.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Neither do I.
Peter Simon: What's the point of shagging someone, ad nauseam, if you
know you're never gonna love them?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: It's not so simple.
Peter Simon: He's in love with you, Jacks, and you're not in love
with him. It doesn't get more simpler than that.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: That's not fair. I happen to care about James.
A lot. And I hate the fact that he feels more than me, and I hate
the fact that I'm not IN love with him because I know I should be,
because he's smart and sweet and decent and I don't wanna hurt him.
So I keep hoping that I'll grow into it. That maybe one day I'll
wake up and I'll feel...
Peter Simon: What?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: In love! You know, dizzy and feverish and
nausea.
Peter Simon: That's not love, Jacks. That's the flu.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Well at least I'm trying, you big cynic.
Peter Simon: I'm not a cynic.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: Well, when's the last time you even considered
falling in love?
Peter Simon: Today!
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I'm not talking about some character in a
novel or a movie.
Peter Simon: Neither am I.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: An early departure? What are the chances of
that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.
Peter Simon: If this was a movie, you'd be blonde.
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: If this was a movie, you'd be famous.
Peter Simon: That's the problem with life. It's nothing like movies.
Therapist: Relationships are best measured by farting.
Peter Simon: Excuse me?
Therapist: The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting.
Stage one is the conspiracy of silence. This is a fantasy period
where both parties pretend that they have no bodily waste. This
illusion is very quickly shattered by that first shy, "Ooh, did you
fart," followed by the sheepish admission of truth. This heralds a
period of deeper intimacy. A period I like to call the "Fart
Honeymoon", where both parties find each other's gas just the
cutest thing in the world. But, of course, no honeymoon can last
forever. And so we reach the critical fork in the fart. Either the
fart loses its power to amuse and embarrass thereby signifying true
love, or else it begins to annoy and disgust, thereby symbolizing
all that is blocked and rancid in the formerly beloved. Do you see
what I'm getting at?
Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: So what's going on?
Peter Simon: Finlay thinks I should see his therapist.
Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: Finlay sees a therapist?
Peter Simon: Yeah. Some woman he says is really good with
relationships.
Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: Maybe I should see her. I think I need to
get in touch with my inner child.
Peter Simon: Talullah, if you get in touch with your inner child,
you're going to need an inner nanny.
Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: I don't trust nannies. They're all whores.
Peter Simon: What about Mary Poppins?
Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: Slut.
Peter Simon: What are you talking abut?
Talullah Riggs-Wentworth: She left the convent, married Christopher
Plummer, and then took all his children up the Alps.
Peter Simon: Speaking of 'The Sound of Music', where's Jacks?
Emily 'Jacks' Jackson: I don't want to be one of those awful
characters out of a movie that gushes out their past while violins
play.

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