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Year: 2000
Rating: 6.2(2480)
Listed in: Comedy, Drama, Crime
Directed by: Dominic Anciano Ray Burdis
Actors: Jonny Lee Miller Jude Law Ray Winstone Sean Pertwee Sadie Frost Kathy Burke

Movie info

Languages: English
Gross: USA - 1,143 USD (11 February 2001)
UK - 796,951 GBP (16 April 2000)
 
Plot: Ray runs North London's most powerful criminal gang, and his nephew Jude is a polished and successful member. Jude's boyhood friend Jonny comes to Jude with an idea he wants to pitch to Ray; Jude is reluctant to mix friendship with business (and family), but he does arrange a meeting. Ray takes Jonny on (he uses his job as a courier to steal credit cards), but Jonny soon finds himself bored: the gang is more interested in goofing around and planning Ray's wedding than in fighting, havoc, and mayhem. Jonny wants violence, so he repeatedly tries to start trouble with the South London equivalent of Ray's gang. Will he succeed? If he does, will he find glory in war?

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Original Soundtracks

  "Force Of Nature" Written & Performed by Noel Gallagher
"Avenues and Alleyways" Written by Mitch Murray, Peter Callander
"The Harder They Come" Written by Jimmy Cliff Performed by Ray Winstone
"Fireball XL5" Written by Barry Gray Performed by Sean Pertwee
"Burning Love" Written by Dennis Linde Performed by Kathy Burke, Ray Burdis
"When You Are a King" Written by Roger Hill, John Hill , Sadie Frost
"Bullet" Written by Jay Kay Performed by Jamiroquai
"Morning" from "Peer Gynt" Written by Edvard Grieg Performed by The Leipzig Gewandhaus Orchestra
"People in White Suits" Written by John Enthoven Performed by Feelybooth
"Bacchus" Written by John Enthoven Performed by Feelybooth
"Great Big Shame" Written by John Enthoven Performed by Feelybooth
"Bosh!" Written by John Enthoven Performed by Feelybooth
"Into the Darkness" Written & Performed by James Graydon
"The Blue Peach" Written by Thierry Lang Performed by Thierry Lang and His Trio
"Oliver's Song" Written by Thierry Lang Performed by Thierry Lang and His Trio
"Overcrowded" Written & Performed by Richard Hawes
"Jonny's Death"
"Final Cut"
"Mark's Marimba"
"The Baldy Song"

Goofs

  Continuity: When Sadie is singing, her tiara disappears for one shot.

Quotes

  Jude: Shut up a minute, Jonny. Listen to me. Don't ever, ever,
interrupt me in that situation again. No one cares what you have to
think or say in that situation. If Ray had been here he'd rip your
head off, mate.
Jonny: I know, I just thought...
Jude: No, no nothing. I'm Ray's relative. I speak for Ray in that
situation. You don't offer a word, okay?
Jonny: [handing Jude a gun] Here.
Jude: Is that for me?
Jonny: Yeah. It's loaded, be careful.
Jude: Are we going tooled up?
Jonny: Yeah. I'll show you how to use it on the way down. Don't point
it at anyone you like, all right?
Sadie: [looks at the jewelry box Ray gives her] What's this?
Ray: It's a present.
Sadie: [opens the box and sees the ring] Baby! What are you trying to
say?
Ray: Well, what do you think I'm trying to say?
Sadie: Come on, say it.
Ray: Yes or no?
Sadie: Oi! Do you want me to marry you? Say it. Come on.
Ray: Yes or no?
Sadie: What do you mean yes or no? Are you asking me to marry you?
Ray: Yes or no?
Jonny: Jude explained it wasn't an act of cruelty, it was an act of
discipline. When I pulled those wings off I knew he was right. He
showed me you could gain strength through violence and with power
and control you could do anything.
Matthew: Enter the fuckin' dragon!
Matthew: You fucking Anglo-Saxon!
[first lines]
Heckeler: So would you like to join us for a drink?
Sadie: Sorry mates I'm busy.
Heckeler: I tell you what, tell me about your character, 'cause I am
your biggest fan
Sadie: I told you I'm busy, I'm waiting for someone.
Heckeler: Now, when you stage kiss, do you use tounges or no tounges?
Sadie: Look, you.
Heckeler: [laughs] Come on, I'm only having a joke
Sadie: Oh, Look. My boyfriends here.
Ray: Could it be that... to do with something like I had a bad fall
and I think I might have broken the bone in me cock?
Dominic: Could have, could have. Cause the thing what happens is,
right, from the back, from your spine, spinal column, say that's
your spine, right? [holds up blackjack sap] the bone slips forward
up your willy like that.
Ray: That's right.
Dominic: So you could break it.
Ray: So, if I'd have sort of broke a bit it might not... That's why
it flips about a bit?
Dominic: Unnn... but it would click. [shakes blackjack which clicks]
It would click like that.
[last lines]
Jonny: [singing] In the avenues and alleyways / Where a man's got to
work out which side he's on / Anyway he chooses chances are he
looses / No one gets to live too long / The avenues and alleyways /
Where the soul of a man is easy to buy / Everybodys wheeling
everybodys stealing / All the low are living high / Every citys got
'em / Can we ever stop 'em / Some of us... / Are gonna try.
[both standing behind their cars, ready for a standoff]
Ray: How are you, Sean?
Sean: I'm well mate, you?
Ray: Hmm good. You get the champagne?
Sean: Yeah.
Ray: You like it?
Sean: No.
Ray: why not?
Sean: the fuckin bubbles go up my nose alright! now wheres my coke?
Fat Alan: That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really
effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in
several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these
hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go
for it. Stab me you sigh.
[the others laugh]
Jonny: I wouldnt wanna do that.
[he stabs him]
Fat Alan: He stabbed me!
[the gang laughs harder]
Fat Alan: He stabbed me in the gut!
Ray: Look at his face!
Jonny: I'm sorry, Bruce.
Fat Alan: Shall I leave it in or take it out?
Ray: Leave it in and go out!

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