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Year:	2010
Rating:	7.8(6183)
Listed in:	Action, Adventure, Crime, Thriller
Directed by:	Ethan Maniquis Robert Rodriguez
Actors:	Danny Trejo Robert De Niro Steven Seagal Jeff Fahey Jessica Alba Michelle Rodriguez
	"He was given an offer he couldn't refuse..."

Cast

	Directed by
Ethan Maniquis
Robert Rodriguez
	Actors
Danny Trejo	as Machete
Robert De Niro	as Senator McLaughlin
Steven Seagal	as Torrez
Jeff Fahey	as Booth
Cheech Marin	as Padr
Don Johnson	as Lt. Stillman
Shea Whigham	as Sniper
Daryl Sabara	as Julio
Gilbert Trejo	as Jorge
Tom Savini	as Osiris Ampanpour
Billy Blair	as Von's Henchman
Felix Sabates	as Doc Felix
Vic Trevino	as Federale Officer
Alejandro Antonio	as Chief
Juan Gabriel Pareja	as Rico
Mitchell Lance Adams	as Patrolman #2
Jason Douglas	as Patrolman #1
Brent Smiga	as Sniper's Henchman
Chris Warner	as Hospital Security Guard
Jim Henry	as Guard
Roland Ruiz	as Luis
Greg Ingram	as Cristos
Tito Larriva	as Culebra Cruzado
Hugo Perez	as Driver (Van)
Doran Ingram	as Von's Minute Man
James Brownlee	as Henchman
Nimród Antal	as Booth's Bodyguard #1
Dimitrius Pulido	as Bodyguard #3
Scott Jefferies	as Bodyguard #4
Alcides Dias	as Benz's Guard #2
Michael Parks	as Earl McGraw
Cory Scarborough	as Mumble
	Actresses
Jessica Alba	as Sartana
Michelle Rodriguez	as Luz
Lindsay Lohan	as April
Cheryl Chin	as Torrez Henchwoman
Ara Celi	as Reporter
Electra Avellan	as Nurse Mona
Elise Avellan	as Nurse Lisa
Marci Madison	as Nurse Fine
Mayra Leal	as Chica (Naked Girl)
Alicia Rachel Marek	as June
Tina Rodriguez	as Tristana
Nina Leon	as Machete's Wife
Martina Griffin	as Protester
Rose McGowan	as Cherry Darling

Movie info

Languages:	English
Filming dates:	29 July 2009 - 24 September 2009
Budget:	USD 20,000,000
Gross:	USA - 14,102,888 USD (5 September 2010)

Plot:	Three years ago in Mexico, determined Federale Machete is betrayed and set-up by his boss, resulting in his wife and child being murdered by drug kingpin Torrez. Now, in Texas, Machete resurfaces when hired to assassinate Senator McLaughlin, an extreme advocate against illegal immigration. Once again betrayed and set-up, Machete plots his revenge against the men who've wronged him with the help of resistance fighter Luz, ICE Agent Sartana, and the shotgun-toting Padre.

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Original Soundtracks

"Machete Main Title Theme" Written by Tito Larriva, Steven Hufsteter and Robert Rodriguez Performed by TITO and TARANTULA
"(Hey Baby) Que Paso" Performed by Texas Tornados Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc. By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing
"Cascabel" Written by Lorenzo Barcelata Performed by CHINGON
"Machete" Performed by Nova Lima Written by Del Solar, Li Carrillo, Morales, Pérez-Prieto Licensed Courtesy of Mr. Bongo Worldwide Limited www.mrbongo.com
"El Rey" Written by Jose Alfredo Jimenez Sandoval, Universal Music Performed by Alan Martínez and the Mariachi Juvenil Tecalitlán Arrangement by Fernando de Santiago
"Ave Maria" Performed by CHINGON
"Yo Oigo" Music by Girl in a Coma Lyrics by Nina Diaz Performed by Girl in a Coma Courtesy of Blackheart Records Group

Goofs

Continuity: When Booth is driving to pick up Machete at the day labor site, he is seen driving a Mercedes Benz S-Class (W220 1999-2006). At the day labor site, he is seen in a Mercedes Benz S-Class (W116 1972-1980). When he drives away, the car switches back to the W220 model.
Revealing mistakes: When Robert De Niro's character, Senator McLaughlin, is leaving the compound after 'Lindsey Lohan''s character April arrives, the writing on the gate behind him is written backwards.
Continuity: The scene where Sartana ('Jessica Alba' (qv)) walks over to the taco truck to talk to Luz ('Michelle Rodriguez' (I)) she orders two bean burritos but at the end of her conversation with Luz she says, "Where's my tacos"?

Quotes

[from trailer]
Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the
fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro: [from trailer] [Inside the church] It's not
safe for you to be here.
Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".
Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be
here!

Padre Benito del Toro: [from trailer] [Padre quickly blesses Machete]
I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!

Machete: Machete doesn't text.

Sartana: We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us.

Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Sartana: Machete improvise.