Information
| Year: | 2004 |
| Rating: | 6.9(76453) |
| Listed in: | Comedy, Drama, Romance |
| Directed by: | Jared Hess |
| Actors: | Jon Heder Jon Gries Aaron Ruell Efren Ramirez Diedrich Bader Tina Majorino |
| "He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Jared Hess | |
| Actors | |
| Jon Heder | as Napoleon Dynamite |
| Jon Gries | as Uncle Rico |
| Aaron Ruell | as Kip |
| Efren Ramirez | as Pedro |
| Diedrich Bader | as Rex |
| Trevor Snarr | as Don |
| Bracken Johnson | as Randy |
| J.C. Cunningham | as Jock #1 |
| James Stevens | as Jock #2 |
| Brian Petersen | as Lance |
| Brett Taylor | as Nathan |
| Thomas Lefler | as Principal Svadean |
| Scott Thomas | as Sheldon |
| Jamen Gunnell | as Vern |
| Walter Platz | as Cashier |
| Nano De Silva | as Cholo #1 |
| Arturo De Silva | as Cholo #2 |
| Pat Donahue | as Farmer |
| Dale Critchlow | as Lyle |
| Tom Adams | as FFA Judge #1 |
| Eldean Holliday | as FFA Judge #2 |
| Arlando Larsen | as FFA Judge #3 |
| T.J. Adams | as Farm Boy #1 |
| Jake Visser | as Farm Boy #2/School Kid |
| Brady Stokes | as Farm Boy #3/School Kid |
| Cody Abrams | as School Kid |
| Jake Adams | as School Kid |
| Paul Adams | as School Kid |
| Frederick Atkins | as School Kid |
| Derik Atkinson | as School Kid |
| Madison Beckstead | as School Kid |
| Landon Bell | as School Kid |
| Jon Bliss | as School Kid |
| Kolton Bosen | as School Kid |
| Taylor Bosen | as School Kid |
| Daniel Brewer | as School Kid |
| Michael Brewer | as School Kid |
| Jeremy Burns | as School Kid |
| Cherone Call | as School Kid |
| Timothy Colvin | as School KId |
| Brian Davis | as School Kid |
| Aaron Demke | as School Kid |
| Isaac Demke | as School Kid |
| Tyler Dodge | as School Kid |
| Tyler Drury | as School Kid |
| Roy Esplin | as School Kid |
| Charles Fetzer | as School Kid |
| William Fetzer | as School Kid |
| Kai Fetzer | as School Kid |
| Dakotah Gordon | as School Kid |
| Braden Hablin | as School Kid |
| Kyle Hansen | as School Kid |
| Tyler Hansen | as School Kid |
| Evan Harris | as School Kid |
| Jake Higley | as School Kid |
| Matt Hinrichs | as School Kid |
| Colton Hirschi | as School Kid |
| Cody Hobbs | as School Kid |
| Sean Hobie | as School Kid |
| Damon Hull | as School Kid |
| Kevin Jensen | as School Kid |
| Ryan Jensen | as School Kid |
| Dayne Keller | as School Kid |
| Michael Kelley | as School Kid |
| Jake King | as School Kid |
| Jacob Linderman | as School Kid |
| Jason Linderman | as School Kid |
| Mario Mainini | as School Kid |
| Tyler Martin | as School Kid |
| Justin Mason | as School Kid |
| Nate McBride | as School Kid |
| Trevor Mendenhall | as School Kid |
| Levi Morrison | as School Kid |
| Josh North | as School Kid |
| Shawn Oliverson | as School Kid |
| Brandon Ostler | as School Kid |
| Skylar Ostler | as School Kid |
| McKell Peterson | as School Kid |
| Justin Poppleton | as School Kid |
| Matt Porter | as School Kid |
| Shane Pulsipher | as School Kid |
| Stephen Rallison | as School Kid |
| Parker Rawlings | as School Kid |
| Sean Richmond | as School Kid |
| Kelsey Roach | as School Kid |
| Marc Roberts | as School Kid |
| Randi Roberts | as School Kid |
| Perrie Sagers | as School Kid |
| David Sharp | as School Kid |
| Preston Slaughter | as School Kid |
| Charles Sparrow | as School Kid |
| Kelsey Stockdale | as School Kid |
| Kolby Talbot | as School Kid |
| Cory Waters | as School Kid |
| Eli Wheeler | as School Kid |
| Brigham Wilcox | as School Kid |
| Patrick Zook | as School Kid |
| Adam Higley | as School Kid |
| Tyler Waters | as School Kid |
| Actresses | |
| Tina Majorino | as Deb |
| Sandy Martin | as Grandma |
| Haylie Duff | as Summer Wheatly |
| Shondrella Avery | as Lafawnduh |
| Carmen Brady | as Starla |
| Ellen Dubin | as Ilene |
| Elizabeth Miklavcic | as Renae |
| Loria Badali | as Shoney |
| Emily Dunn | as Trisha |
| Nanette Young | as Corrina |
| Mary Heers | as Teacher |
| Thedora Peeterborg | as Secretary #1 |
| Becky Demke | as Secretary #2 |
| Yuka Ruell | as Girl on Bike |
| Cara Alder | as School Kid |
| Shonee Alder | as School Kid |
| Shontae Alder | as School Kid |
| Tami Auger | as School Kid |
| Amanda Austin | as School Kid |
| Brooke Beckstead | as School Kid |
| Heather Benson | as School Kid |
| Cindy Biggs | as School Kid |
| Hayley Bowen | as School Kid |
| Ashely Buck | as School Kid |
| Shanda Call | as School Kid |
| Shawnee Call | as School Kid |
| Shelbee Call | as School Kid |
| Skylar Carver | as School Kid |
| Christy Checketts | as School Kid |
| Christina Child | as School Kid |
| Paige Christensen | as School Kid |
| Amy Christiansen | as School Kid |
| Jade Christiansen | as School Kid |
| Jane Christiansen | as School Kid |
| Shane Christiansen | as School Kid |
| Samantha Clark | as School Kid |
| Summer Coburn | as School Kid |
| Brittney Cole | as School Kid |
| Tiffany Cole | as School Kid |
| O'Leah Corcorran | as School Kid |
| Arianna Crosland | as School Kid |
| Mandi Dalley | as School Kid |
| Sami Dalley | as School Kid |
| Kim Demke | as School Kid |
| Alison Downs | as School Kid |
| Mary Downs | as School Kid |
| Megan Earley | as School Kid |
| Leatrice Esplin | as School Kid |
| Brittany Foster | as School Kid |
| Cassie Galloway | as School Kid |
| Allison Gamble | as School Kid |
| Emily Gamer | as School Kid |
| Hannah Gibby | as School Kid |
| Katherine Gibby | as School Kid |
| Kristen Gibby | as School Kid |
| Jenna Griffeth | as School Kid |
| Eden Hamblin | as School Kid |
| Radine Harris | as School Kid |
| Alyssa Harrison | as School Kid |
| Megan Haslam | as School Kid |
| Audrey Hinricks | as School Kid |
| Kayla Hirschi | as School Kid |
| Cheryl Hobbs | as School Kid |
| Elaina Horne | as School Kid |
| Debbie Hugie | as School Kid |
| Ashley Jackson | as School Kid |
| Annette Jensen | as School Kid |
| Marla Jensen | as School Kid |
| Lacey Johnson | as School Kid |
| Karenina Jones | as School Kid |
| Kayleen Jones | as School Kid |
| Katie Keller | as School Kid |
| Keri Kelley | as School Kid |
| Jessica Koller | as School Kid |
| Amber Larsen | as School Kid |
| Kylie Larsen | as School Kid |
| Rionnie Love | as School Kid |
| Christina McBride | as School Kid |
| Nanetter Neilson | as School Kid |
| Marie Nelson | as School Kid |
| Christina Nicholas | as School Kid |
| Kimberley Nicholas | as School Kid |
| Elisabeth North | as School Kid |
| Jessica North | as School Kid |
| Laura Oliverson | as School Kid |
| Jaclyn Olsen | as School Kid |
| Connie Owen | as School Kid |
| Sarah Owen | as School Kid |
| Jenna Packer | as School Kid |
| Shantell Parsons | as School Kid |
| Lynette Phillips | as School Kid |
| Sara Phillips | as School Kid |
| Marlene Prouse | as School Kid |
| Brianne Richardson | as School Kid |
| Tara Roach | as School Kid |
| Lacey Saxton | as School Kid |
| Lindsey Saxton | as School Kid |
| Jenny Seamons | as School Kid |
| Katie Seamons | as School Kid |
| Sabrena Smart | as School Kid |
| Lacey Smith | as School Kid |
| Telecia Stockdale | as School Kid |
| Jesse Stocks | as School Kid |
| Katrina Stocks | as School Kid |
| Vanessa Stratton | as School Kid |
| Chantel Talbot | as School Kid |
| Cierra Talbot | as School Kid |
| Gloria Talbot | as School Kid |
| Rachel Talbot | as School Kid |
| Rosie Thomas | as School Kid |
| Kacie Thompson | as School Kid |
| Alisha Wakley | as School Kid |
| Lindsay Wilson | as School Kid |
| Lauren Womack | as School Kid |
| Crystal Wright | as School Kid |
| Becki Yeates | as School Kid |
| Paula Yeates | as School Kid |
| Lisa Rodríguez | as Girl who answered the phone when Napoleon first called Pedro's |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | 8 July 2003 - 1 August 2003 |
| Budget: | USD 400,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 953,215 USD (27 June 2004) UK - 206,304 GBP (19 December 2004) Worldwide - 46,117,460 USD (June 2006) Australia - 75,885 USD (14 November 2004) Iceland - 441,952 USD (17 April 2005) Spain - 4,842 EUR (20 June 2005) |
| Plot: | Napoleon Dynamite, a lovable, unpopular high school age guy who just wants to fit in. There's Deb, the girl who keeps showing up with her crap on the front porch. There's Kip, Napoleon's geek brother who's searching for love. There's Rico, Napoleon's jock uncle who just seems to want to ruin Napoleon's life. And then Pedro shows up. The new kid in town. He's from Mexico, he has an awesome bike, and he's the only kid in school with a mustache. When Napoleon befriends Pedro, and Pedro decides to run for class president, Napoleon gets his chance to show his stuff and prove that he's got nothing to prove. |
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Original Soundtracks
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"We're Going to be Friends" Written by Jack White Performed by The White Stripes Courtesy of Third Man Records/V2 Records/XL Recordings "Old School Antics" Written and Performed by Steve Adams "The Rose" Written by Amanda McBroom Performed by Darci Monet (uncredited) "Time After Time" Written by Rob Hyman, Cyndi Lauper Performed by Cyndi Lauper Courtesy of Epic Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "Forever Young" Written by Marian Gold, Bernhard Lloyd, Frank Mertens Performed by Alphaville Courtesy of Warner Music Germany GmbH By Arrangement with Warner Strategic Marketing "Larger than Life" Written by Brian Littrell, Kristian Lundin, Max Martin Performed by Backstreet Boys Courtesy of Jive Records Under license from BMG Film & TV Music "The A-Team (Theme)" Written by Mike Post (as Michael Post), Pete Carpenter (as Clarence E. Carpenter) "Music for a Found Harmonium" Written by Simon Jeffes (as Simon Harry Jeffes) Performed by Patrick Street (as Penguin Café Orchestra) Courtesy of Virgin Records Ltd. Under license from EMI Film & Television Music "Canned Heat" Performed by Jamiroquai Written by Jay Kay (as Jason Kay), Toby Smith, Derrick MacKenzie, Simon Katz , Sola Akingbola, Wallis Buchanan Courtesy of Epic Records and Sony Music Entertainment (U.K.) Ltd. By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "The Promise" Written by Farrington, Floreale, Mann Performed by When in Rome Courtesy of Virgin Records Ltd. Under license from EMI Film & Television Music "So Ruff, So Tuff" (uncredited) Written by Roger Troutman Performed by Zapp Courtesy of Warner Bros. |
Goofs
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Crew: When Deb calls Napoleon on the pay phone, a crew member's leg is reflected in the silver part of the phone. Continuity: When Napoleon asks Pedro for his "tots", the tot by Pedro appears and disappears in between shots. Continuity: While talking with Napoleon at the lunch table, Pedro's arm is alternately at the top/bottom of the table. Continuity: During Napoleon's dance, his shirt tucks and untucks several times. Continuity: When Uncle Rico is giving his Bust Must Plus flyers to Trish and Summer, Trish is alternately holding them with one hand and then two. Revealing mistakes: The shotgun the farmer uses is reflected in the camera lens. It is reflected parallel to the bottom of the shotgun right before the shot is on bus load of kids. SYNC: When Napoleon is calling Pedro after telling Rico to leave, he dials seven numbers, but you only hear the sound for six of them. Continuity: When Kip and Uncle Rico are sitting at Big J's for the first time, the straw in Uncle Rico's milkshake switches sides repeatedly between shots. Continuity: When Kip and Uncle Rico are at Big J's the first time, Uncle Rico's onion rings shift around in his bowl during their conversation. Continuity: When Napoleon asks Don for a "Vote for Summer" button in the crowded hallway, there are varying amounts of people standing in front of the lockers, anywhere from a large crowd when it's handed to Napoleon, to almost no one when he throws it. Continuity: When Kip tells Napoleon to try and hit him, Kip is on the computer. When the two of them start to fight, the computer appears to be turned off. Continuity: When Grandma is telling Napoleon and Kip she is going to be gone for a couple of days, the bag of chips behind Napoleon on the kitchen counter change positions. Continuity: When Napoleon is yelling at Rico to tell him, "Grandma says to go home 'cause you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all our steak," the door behind Napoleon is alternately open/closed between shots. Crew: Cameraman's reflection is visible on Trisha's front door when Napoleon picks her up for the dance. Continuity: After Napoleon drops off the picture at Trisha's house, he runs onto the lawn. But when Trisha's mom closes the glass door, his reflection can be seen still on the porch. Continuity: When Rico is at Deb's without Kip, the chain around his neck disappears as he is unbuttoning his vest to hand her one of the "Bust Must+" flyers. Continuity: Kip puts a green bowl under the van's wheel and when he goes to get into the van, the bowl is blue. Continuity: At the wedding, when Uncle Rico asks, "Where's Napoleon?" the woman behind them briefly has sunglasses on, then they disappear again. Continuity: During lunch when Napoleon is telling Deb he has her stuff in his locker, the mayonnaise switches from her top lip to her bottom lip between shots. Continuity: When Napoleon goes over to Deb in the cafeteria to ask her if she wants her stuff back from his locker, the amount of her sandwich changes repeatedly between shots. Revealing mistakes: When Napoleon is about to throw the "Vote for Summer" button, the girl in front of Napoleon ducks early as if to expect it coming. Continuity: When Napoleon is about to throw the "Vote for Summer" button, the girl coming down the stairs disappears, then reappears as Napoleon throws the button. Continuity: When Pedro first places the cake at Summer's door, it has a note under the edge. The shot after the doorbell is rung does not include the note. When Summer opens the door, the note can be seen. SYNC: In the opening credits, several plates are being set down onto carpet; however, all the sound effects are of plates being set onto a wood table or other hard surface. Continuity: At the dance in the bathroom, Napoleon reaches for his Big League Chew gum with his right hand, he pops it in his mouth with his left hand. Continuity: When Deb is at the door, her boondoggle keychain switches from her left to her right. BOOM: At the dance a boom shadow pointing upwards is visible across the students' faces when the camera pans across room. Crew: When Uncle Rico pulls up in front of school as Napoleon draws a Liger, a person can be seen running left out of frame. Also, the crew is reflected in the windows. Continuity: While Don is trying to get Napoleon to vote for Summer in the hallway, Napoleon's FFA medal flips several times between shots. Revealing mistakes: When Rex is using Kip as a demonstration at Rex-Kwon-Do, Napoleon can be seen in the mirror's reflection struggling to keep a straight face. Continuity: When Napoleon throws the grapefruit at Uncle Rico's van, it clearly bounces off the windshield, yet in the next shot it is still stuck on the windshield. Crew: When Napoleon is watching Lyle shoot the cow and the bus drives in between them, the camera, tripod, and several members of the crew can be seen reflected in the glass on the bus door. Continuity: When Kip goes bowling he knocks down all but one of the pins. In the next shot you can see a 7-10 split visible in his lane over his shoulder. Continuity: The fart that Napoleon draws coming from the unicorn disappears when he closes his notebook. Continuity: When LaFawnduh first steps off the bus there is a man standing behind her. In the next shot, the man has disappeared. SYNC: When Napoleon throws the fruit at Uncle Rico's truck, they are talking but there is no audio. Continuity: When Napoleon is waiting in the van for Uncle Rico to take him to the dance, he looks at his watch. The time and date displayed is 5:40 p.m., Thursday 7/17. (They may have forgotten to change the date on the watch -- how many school dances are in July?) After he starts running down the road, he stops to look at his watch and the time and date says 5:54 p.m., Monday, 7/21. Continuity: When Napoleon is drinking water from the fountain and the boy is being picked on, a girl with a crooked leg and a red top walks by once and exits. When Napoleon stops drinking she is at the beginning of the hallway again. Continuity: When Napoleon is calling Kip, the position of the phone cord wrapped around Kip changes. First, it's wrapped around his body. In the next shot of him, the cord is merely by his shoulder; then it switches to being wrapped around him again. Revealing mistakes: When Uncle Rico is eating steak on the porch and talking with Kip, it is obvious that he spits out the steak that he had been chewing into the paper towel tucked into his shirt. Continuity: During the dance scene, Deb's hair changes style. Continuity: When Lyle is just about to shoot the cow and the school bus moves in front, there are no kids in the bus. But in the next shot, there are. PLOT: Just before Grandma leaves, she tells Napoleon and Kip that she will be back the next day. The audience can see that there is a yellow teddy bear magnet on the refrigerator with nothing underneath it. The very next day, when Napoleon gets home from school, there is a note on the refrigerator that reads, "Napoleon, Don't forget to feed Tina. Love, Grandma :-)" By this time, Grandma has already had her accident and was in the hospital, which means that she never would have had the opportunity to come home and leave the note on the refrigerator. Continuity: When Naploeon calls home to ask Kip to bring him his Chap Stick, the position of the nacho's, and the amount of cheese on them changes several times. Continuity: When giving back Deb's stuff which she left on Napoleon's porch, a piece of paper falls out. But in the next shot, it disappears and then reappears again in the third shot. SYNC: When Napoleon is in front of the class doing Sign Language to the song "The Rose", none of the signs match the words being sung except the first line. They are signing lines from later on in the song. BOOM: When Napoleon is outside talking to Pedro's mother on the telephone, the boom microphone is reflected in the one of the door's windows. Revealing mistakes: When Uncle Rico throws a steak at Napoleon, stains can be seen on his clothing from previous takes. Revealing mistakes: When the farmer shoots the cow, the school bus drives past him. In the shot where the kids scream, the background behind them does not move even though the bus is heard moving. Continuity: When Kip is shredding cheese you will notice that the amount of cheese in the bowl increases then decreases throughout the scene. Crew: Cameramen reflection visible in glass of bus when it pulls up in front of the farmer and the cow. Continuity: When Napoleon heads to school with Deb's stuff he only has the roller with two cases. When he gets to school and is giving Deb her things back he gives her the roller with the two cases and then a third case that he didn't have when he left for school. Crew: In the scene following Pedro's scolding from the principal regarding the Piñata, and Pedro and Deb are chatting on the steps - a crew member wearing jeans and a white t-shirt is clearly reflected in the glass doors behind them. CHAR: At the FFA contest none of the FFA members or judges are wearing their jackets zipped up, FFA rules require jackets to be worn zipped to the top. GEOG: The credits state that the entire movie was filmed in Idaho but the bus station and Big J's restaurant scenes were filmed in Utah. Continuity: When Summer and Trisha are passing out fliers and buttons, a pair of guys walk by, one wearing an FFA jacket, that Summer tells Trisha not to give buttons to. After the camera cuts back to the girls from Napoleon and Pedro, the same pair of guys can be seen walking by again. Continuity: When Randy starts grabbing the kid's neck in the hallway, the kid immediately reaches into his pocket. After the camera cuts back from Napoleon and the drinking fountain, the kid's hand is on his neck, and then he reaches for his pocket. Revealing mistakes: When Napoleon is watching Pedro ride his bike off the ramp, there's a distracting long string stuck in Napoleon's hair waving around in the wind. CHAR: Official dress of the National FFA organization calls for males to wear black slacks. When shown in the FFA hall, Napoleon is wearing blue jeans. CHAR: SPOILER: In the ending sequence, Pedro is seen with a cake that reads 'Presidente Pedro! Felicidades!' The upside-down exclamation points, which should precede the words, have been left off by an Idahoan pastry chef ignorant of Spanish punctuation. CHAR: When Napoleon shows Pedro the picture of the woman that Deb gave him, Pedro says, "I like her bangs." However, the woman in the picture doesn't have bangs. CHAR: When Napoleon asks if there is anything to eat, Grandma tells him to "make himself a dang quesadilla." She pronounces it wrong - it's supposed to be pronounced "kay-sa-dee-ya." |
Quotes
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[first lines] Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! [repeated line] Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh! Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right? Pedro: Yes. Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right? Pedro: What? Napoleon Dynamite: Never mind. [last lines before post-credit sequence] Napoleon Dynamite: You wanna play me? [last lines] Napoleon Dynamite: Lucky. Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. [through gritted teeth] Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*. Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat. Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything. Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property! Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want. Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on! Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH! Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: What? Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me. Uncle Rico: So what do you think? Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess. Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state. Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave. Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded! Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip] Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it! Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? [Napoleon answers the door and Deb is standing out there] Deb: Um, hello. Would you like to look like this? [holds out a photo] Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon takes the photo and looks at it] This is a girl. Deb: [Deb continues nervously] Because for a limited time only, Glamour Shots by Deb are 75% off. Napoleon Dynamite: I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral. Deb: Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts? [Scene continues after Rex Kwon Do TV ad Kip's watching]... And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion. Napoleon Dynamite: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp. Napoleon Dynamite: You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? Farmer: Do they have what? Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I'd vote for you. Pedro: Like what are my skills? Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! Pedro: Well, what are you going to wear to the dance? Napoleon Dynamite: Just like a silk shirt or something. What are you gonna wear? Pedro: Dad has something for me. But you should probably get a suit. Napoleon Dynamite: Why do you got your hood on like that? Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see. Napoleon Dynamite: I know what you mean. Napoleon Dynamite: That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. Deb: I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? Pedro: They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. Summer: Well, I never thought I would make it here today. I would make a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Oh, and we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms. Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president. So, who wants to eat chiminichangas next year? Not me. See, with me it will be summer all year long. Vote for Summer. Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, is that a new kid or something? Corrina: Bueno? Napoleon Dynamite: Hello? Corrina: Who's this? Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite. Corrina: Who? Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite. I'm one of Pedro's best friends. Corrina: Your name is Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! Trisha: Hi, is Napoleon there? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes. Trisha: Can I talk to him? Napoleon Dynamite: You already are. Kip: It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right. Kip: It works, Napoleon. You don't even know. Napoleon Dynamite: Have you guys tried it yet? Kip: [reluctantly] No. Napoleon Dynamite: [using time machine] Ow! Ow! Ow! Kill the pow... It kills! My pack! Ow! Turn it off! Turn it off, Kip! [Kip pulls the electrical cord out, and Napoleon yanks off the headband] It's a piece of crap it doesn't work! Uncle Rico: Well, I could've told you that. [Uncle Rico is standing in the hall, looking wounded and disappointed] Napoleon Dynamite: What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. [Through gritted teeth] It's hanging in my *bedroom*. Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man. Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That suit, it's... it's incredible. Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend? Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, nobody's going to go out with *me*! Pedro: Have you asked anybody yet? Napoleon Dynamite: No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills. Pedro: What do you mean? Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes... probably the best that I know of. Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... and give it to her for like a gift or something. Napoleon Dynamite: That's a pretty good idea. Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life, what do you think? Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have? Pedro: It's a sledgehammer. Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time. Deb: What are you drawing? Napoleon Dynamite: A liger. Deb: What's a liger? Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, come get some ham. Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time. Randy: Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop. Bullied Kid: I don't have any, Randy. Randy: C'mon, I'll pay you back. Bullied Kid: I don't have ... [Randy grabs him by the back of the neck and starts yanking up and down on it] Randy: I'll do this to you... Bullied Kid: Don't! Stop! Stop! Don't! Ow. Here, here. [Randy grabs the money and walks away] Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon, who's been watching, walks up to the kid] How's your neck? Bullied Kid: Stings. Napoleon Dynamite: That's too bad. [Napoleon offers him a boondoggle key-chain] Pedro offers you his protection. [Cut to next scene - the bullied kid is taking his bike off a rack and Randy walks up] Randy: Hey, let me borrow your bike. Bullied Kid: No. Randy: C'mon, I'll give you some chips. Bullied Kid: No! [They continue to struggle over the bike] Cholo No. 1, Cholo #2: [drive up in their low-rider convertible, that has "Vote 4 Pedro" painted on the door. The driver shakes his head 'no' with a threatening look on his face. Randy gives up and walks away from the kid. The bullied kid smiles] Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass. Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon Dynamite: Sweet! Plus I could be your bodyguard, too. Or like, Secret Service Captain, or... whatever... [trails off] Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college. Kip: [from the background] Your mom goes to college. Uncle Rico: [talking about the breast enhancers] Why don't you sell some to your girlfriend. Might as well do somethin' while you're doing nothin'. Kip: Because she doesn't NEED any, that's why! Pedro: Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. Kip: LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out. Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind. Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks glass of milk] The defect in that one is bleach. FFA Judge No. 1: That's right. Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss. Napoleon Dynamite: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch. FFA Judge No. 2: Correct. Napoleon Dynamite: Yessssssssss. [Deb is making a glamour shot of Uncle Rico] Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant... [all three turn their heads in a slant] Deb: Now, make a fist. Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. [all three slowly ease up fists under their chins] Deb: This is looking really good. Kip: You can say that again. [Uncle Rico acknowledges] Deb: Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses. [Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera] Deb: [takes the picture] That was the one. I think that's gonna come out really nice. Uncle Rico: Ah, how you did it... wow... well I felt really relaxed. Thanks Deb. [Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly] Uncle Rico: You're up Kip. Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear? [makes gesture of putting on a vest] [Napoleon and Deb are dancing] Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big. Deb: Thank you. I made them myself. Napoleon Dynamite: So are you and Pedro getting really serious now? Deb: No. We're just friends. Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask? Pedro: That girl over there. Napoleon Dynamite: Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that? Pedro: Build her a cake or something. Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own. Randy: Come on, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today. Randy: [kicks the tots] Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Gross! Freakin' idiot! Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days. Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like? Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong? Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good. [takes telephone and dials number] Kip: [making nachos on the other side of the line] Hi. Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kip: What do you need? Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me? Kip: I'm really busy right now. Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me. Kip: Why? Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good! Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me? Kip: No. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip: See ya. [Kip hangs up] Napoleon Dynamite: Uh! Idiot! Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! Deb: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend. Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about? Deb: Don't lie, Napoleon. Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me. I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. And if you're so concerned about that, why don't you try eating some yourself? [Deb hangs up on him] [Stunned, Napoleon hangs up and goes out to confront Uncle Rico] Napoleon Dynamite: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now. Pedro: Why? Napoleon Dynamite: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her? Napoleon Dynamite: No. Not unless she likes fish. Pedro: Who was that? Napoleon Dynamite: Trisha. Pedro: Who's she? Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance. Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did. Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now. Pedro: Is she *hut*? Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself. [hands him Deb's glamour shot sample] Pedro: Wow. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year. Pedro: I like her bangs. Napoleon Dynamite: Me too. Don: Vote for Summer. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. Don: Then who you gonna vote for? Napoleon Dynamite: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? [Don scoffs and walks away] Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons? [Don hands Napoleon a Vote 4 Summer button] [Napoleon tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away] Napoleon Dynamite: [speaking to Pedro and Deb] Are you guys having a killer time? Deb: Yes. Principal Svadean: Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State. [Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife] Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever... Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel? Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself. Uncle Rico: Right on... right on. [Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine] Kip: So are you ready? Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals. Kip: So, how long are we takin' about workin'? Uncle Rico: What? Are you? you're already losing your steam? Kip: No. I just? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. I gotta be back here by then. Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all. Kip: All right. Uncle Rico: Or else work afterwards. How long's the chat room? Kip: Geez, sometimes up to three, four hours maybe... maybe not. I don't know. Uncle Rico: You... you? you pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone? Kip: Yeah. Grandma's still payin' per minute. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long. Uncle Rico: I'll bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window. Rex: Bow to your sen-sei. [Kip bows slightly] Rex: [shouts] Bow to your sen-sei! Summer: And if you vote for me, it will be summer all year round. Kip: So when's grandma coming back? Uncle Rico: I don't know. Not sure. Napoleon Dynamite: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies. Uncle Rico: Ha ha! Talk to your Auntie Carolyn. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old. Kip: I don't mind if you stay. Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally. Kip: [typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite... tied to a skate... [begins singing] Uncle Rico: Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. [Napoleon rides up to Kip and LaFawnduh's wedding on a horse] Napoleon Dynamite: Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. Napoleon Dynamite: [to Pedro] Just follow your heart. That's what I do. Napoleon Dynamite: [while hitch-hiking] So are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups? Cholo No. 1: Simon! [Mexican slang for "Hell, yeah!"] Napoleon Dynamite: Who are you? LaFawnduh: I'm LaFawnduh. Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here? LaFawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip? LaFawnduh: Why are you so sweaty? Napoleon Dynamite: I've been practicing. LaFawnduh: Mmmm. Practicing what? Napoleon Dynamite: Some dance moves. LaFawnduh: You like dancing? D-Qwon: [excitedly] Welcome to D-Qwon's dance grooves, are you ready to get your groove on? Napoleon Dynamite: [deadpans] Yes. D-Qwon: All right then, let's get started! Uncle Rico: We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers. Kip: How bout some gold bracelets? Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man. Kip: That's true, that's true. Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! Uncle Rico: I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. [pulls a check out of his shirt pocket] Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Kip: Geez. Yeah right, Napoleon. I made, like, 75 bucks today. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina. Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! Kip: [Napoleon has Kip in a sleeper-hold] Ow! Ah geez! Napoleon Dynamite: What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house? Kip: Napoleon, let go of me! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat! Napoleon Dynamite: Fine! [Napoleon releases Kip] What the heck are you guys doin'? Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot? Kip: I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off. Napoleon Dynamite: I did? Kip: Yeah, is it bleeding? Napoleon Dynamite: A little bit. Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon walks up to Trisha's house to ask her out] Is Trisha here? Ilene: Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. She's at a friend's house, right now. Uncle Rico: [from inside Trisha's house, hard at work] Well, hey, Napoleon... Napoleon's m'nephew. Ilene: Oh, that's nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Could you just give this to her for me? [hands Ilene a drawing of Trisha] Ilene: I certainly could. Napoleon Dynamite: Thanks. [Napoleon leaves] Ilene: Bye-bye. [Ilene returns to Uncle Rico on the sofa] Uncle Rico: Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. He still wets the bed and everything. Ilene: You're kidding. Uncle Rico: Yeah, he's a tender little guy. He still gets beat up and what-not. Uncle Rico: Anyway uh... so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set, here? Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon sits down with Pedro at lunch] Where have you been? Pedro: I was *seek*. Napoleon Dynamite: Has Summer said anything to you yet? Pedro: No, not yet. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, she said no. Pedro: She did? [Pedro thinks a second] Well, what about that other girl? Napoleon Dynamite: What other girl? Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch. Napoleon Dynamite: You mean Deb? Pedro: Yes her. Napoleon Dynamite: What about her? Pedro: Well, I asked her out too. Napoleon Dynamite: What? Lyle: Over there in that pigpen, I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads. Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious. Starla: [stops reading the 'Bust Must' testimonial] I don't feel comfortable reading this. Uncle Rico: Oh, that's fine, that's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me? [Rex drives up outside the home] Uncle Rico: [getting down two sauce pans from above the kitchen sink] You could be... somewhere around... here [positions the pots in front of her breasts] Rex: [walks in and sees what Rico's up to. He pounds his fist into his other hand] Come here, boy! [from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain] |
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