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| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 5.9(25492) |
| Listed in: | Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy |
| Directed by: | Shawn Levy |
| Actors: | Ben Stiller Owen Wilson Hank Azaria Robin Williams Christopher Guest Amy Adams |
| "When the lights go off the battle is on." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Shawn Levy | |
| Actors | |
| Ben Stiller | as Larry Daley |
| Owen Wilson | as Jedediah |
| Hank Azaria | as Kahmunrah/The Thinker/Abe Lincoln |
| Robin Williams | as Teddy Roosevelt |
| Christopher Guest | as Ivan The Terrible |
| Alain Chabat | as Napoleon Bonaparte |
| Steve Coogan | as Octavius |
| Ricky Gervais | as Dr. McPhee |
| Bill Hader | as General George Armstrong Custer |
| Jon Bernthal | as Al Capone |
| Patrick Gallagher | as Attila The Hun |
| Jake Cherry | as Nick Daley |
| Rami Malek | as Ahkmenrah |
| Kerry van der Griend | as Neanderthal #1 |
| Matthew Harrison | as Neanderthal #2 |
| Rick Dobran | as Neanderthal #3 |
| Randy Lee | as Hun #1 |
| Darryl Quon | as Hun #2 |
| Gerald Wong | as Hun #3 |
| Paul Chih-Ping Cheng | as Hun #4 |
| Jay Baruchel | as Sailor Joey Motorola |
| Keith Powell | as Tuskegee Airman #1 |
| Craig Robinson | as Tuskegee Airman #2 |
| Samuel Patrick Chu | as Teenage Boy #1 |
| Augustus Oicle | as Teenage Boy #2 |
| Kai James | as Teenage Boy #3 |
| Clint Howard | as Flight Commander Johnson |
| Matty Finochio | as Air And Space Mission Control Tech #2 |
| George Foreman | as Himself |
| Josh Byer | as Capone Gangster #1 |
| Robert Thurston | as 'American Gothic' Farmer |
| Clifton MaCabe Murray | as Kissing Sailor |
| Caroll Spinney | as Oscar The Grouch |
| Thomas Morley | as Darth Vader |
| Dan Joffre | as Town Car Driver |
| Dave Hospes | as Astronaut |
| Shawn Levy | as Infomercial Father |
| Kevin Jonas | as Cherub #1 |
| Joe Jonas | as Cherub #2 |
| Nick Jonas | as Cherub #3 |
| Eugene Levy | as Albert Einstein |
| Brad Garrett | as Easter Island Head |
| Don Abernathy | as Airport Traveler |
| Dennis Albanese | as Foreman |
| Jordan Michael Coulson | as Steltsy Guard |
| Thomas Joe Craig | as Museum patron |
| Robert Ben Garant | as Orville Wright |
| Ed Helms | |
| Jonah Hill | as Brandon/Brundon the Security Guard |
| Waléra Kanischtscheff | as Ivan the Terrible |
| Thomas Lennon | as Wilbur Wright |
| Tom MacNeill | as US Marine |
| Dan Martino | as U.S. Solider |
| Douglas Nelson | as Streltsy |
| Kennith Overbey | as Tuskegee Airman |
| Robert Underwood | as Air and Space Mission Control Tech |
| Actresses | |
| Amy Adams | as Amelia Earhart |
| Mizuo Peck | as Sacajawea |
| Mindy Kaling | as Docent |
| Sophie Levy | as Young Girl #1 |
| Tess Levy | as Young Girl #2 |
| Christina Schild | as 'American Gothic' Woman |
| Alberta Mayne | as Kissing Nurse |
| Regina Taufen | as New York Reporter |
| Lauren Emily Jacobs | as School Girl |
| Nathalie Marrable | as Jitterbugger |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | 8 April 2008 - ? |
| Budget: | USD 150,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 70,052,004 USD (24 May 2009) UK - 4,160,496 GBP (24 May 2009) Philippines - 87,770,908 PHP (28 June 2009) |
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"My Heart Will Go On" Written by James Horner and Will Jennings Performed by The Jonas Brothers (as Jonas Brothers) Produced by Ali Dee Vocals produced by John Fields Jonas Brothers perform courtesy of Hollywood Records "Lovebug" Written by Nick Jonas (as Nicholas Jonas), Joe Jonas (as Joseph Jonas) and Kevin Jonas (as Kevin Jonas II) Performed by The Jonas Brothers (as Jonas Brothers) Produced by Ali Dee Vocals produced by John Fields Jonas Brothers perform courtesy of Hollywood Records "I Only Have Eyes for You" (uncredited) Music by Harry Warren Lyrics by Al Dubin "Ride Of The Valkyries" Written by Richard Wagner Performed by The Jonas Brothers (as Jonas Brothers) Produced by Ali Dee Vocals produced by John Fields Jonas Brothers perform courtesy of Hollywood Records "Blue Moon" (uncredited) Music by Richard Rodgers Lyrics by Lorenz Hart "Life In Technicolor" Written by Guy Berryman, Jon Buckland (as Jonathan Buckland), Will Champion (as William Champion), Chris Martin (as Christopher Martin) and Jon Hopkins Performed by Coldplay Courtesy of Capitol Records Under license from EMI Film & Television Music "Fly With Me" Written by Nick Jonas (as Nicholas Jonas), Joe Jonas (as Joseph Jonas), Kevin Jonas (as Kevin Jonas II) and Greg Garbowsky Performed by The Jonas Brothers (as Jonas Brothers) Courtesy of Hollywood Records "7th Cavalry Regiment" Traditional "Bugle Call Rag" Written by Billy Meyers, Elmer Schoebel and Jack Pettis Performed by Benny Goodman and His Orchestra (as Benny Goodman & His Orchestra) Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment "More Than A Woman" Written by Barry Gibb , Maurice Gibb and Robin Gibb Performed by The Jonas Brothers (as Jonas Brothers) Produced by Ali Dee Vocals produced by John Fields Jonas Brothers perform courtesy of Hollywood Records "That's The Way I Like It" Written by Harry Wayne Casey and Richard Finch "Gloriana" Written by Mark Ford and Stephen Metcalfe Performed by the London Studio Orchestra and The Purcell Singers Courtesy of Nathan D. Duvall and Corner Stone Cues "Let's Groove" Written by Maurice White and Wayne Vaughn Performed by Earth Wind & Fire (as Earth, Wind & Fire) Courtesy of Columbia Records By Arrangement with Sony Music Entertainment |
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Fact errors: The Smithsonian Institution does maintain storage for items not on display in the museums but they are located throughout the Washington D.C. suburbs, not in sub basements under the museums. GEOG: The quick cuts between scenes in the Air and Space museum, the White House, and the Abraham Lincoln Memorial imply that they are adjacent. However the White House is 1 mile away and the Lincoln Memorial is over 1.6 miles away. Fact errors: The Archives is not part of the Smithsonian Institution. It is also the National Archives, not the "Federal Archives." Continuity: When Larry first arrives at the Air & Space Museum he sees the twin seat, twin canopy Air Force jet with both aircrew in the cockpits looking at him. Shortly after the aircraft is shown facing the other direction (no aircrew are in the jet) and one is walking on the ground below the aircraft. Not enough time passed for the aircrew to get out of the plane nor for Larry to change his visual perspective of the jet. Continuity: In the first scene that General Custer is announcing his attack plans and asks if there's any questions, he tries to pronounce Sacajawea's name the first time, he is clearly standing on a crate above everyone else. The second time he tries, he is at the same level of everyone else. On his final attempt to pronounce her name, he's back on top of the crate. FAIR: Although George Armstrong Custer is typically portrayed with long hair and referred to as General, he had been reduced to his permanent rank of Captain after the Civil War. He was a Lieutenant Colonel at the time of his death at Little Big Horn - and had also cut his hair short to protect himself against being scalped. However, it's apparent that here he's portrayed in his Civil War "glory days" - he has a major general's shoulder boards and his double-breasted frock coat has the correct number of buttons. Additionally, he has his trademark red scarf and pin he wore on it at the time. Finally, he's portrayed as the 20-something he was 12 years before his death in Montana. Fact errors: There is no lettering on the outside of the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum indicating the name of the museum. Fact errors: Larry and Amelia Earhart take off in the original 1903 Wright Flyer. This Flyer is only capable of carrying one person. Athough they fly it using a stick control, it was actually controlled using a mechanism attached to the pilot's hips whereby he could turn the aircraft by shifting his body from side to side. Also, it no longer hangs from the ceiling of the National Air and Space Museum, but is in a second floor exhibit hall sitting on the floor. CHAR: Napoléon Bonaparte speaks with a French accent. It is known that he never had one to speak of, always speaking French (a second language of his) with a Corsican accent, which sounds closer to an Italian accent. CHAR: Custer is portrayed with a southern (perhaps Virginian) accent, but he was from the Ohio-Michigan region. He introduces himself as "General Custer of the 7th U.S. Cavalry," but he was a general only in the 3rd Cavalry, and a lieutenant colonel in the 7th. Finally, far more than "208" Federal soldiers died at the Battle of Little Big Horn. CHAR: Larry calls Able and Dexter "proud Capuchins." Although Dexter is a Capuchin monkey, Able is a Rhesus monkey. (However, Larry is not a monkey expert.) FAIR: SPOILER: Night at the Museum (2006) explained that at sunrise, anything that gets left outside the museum after being brought to life turns to dust. In this one, Abraham Lincoln is in the open-air Memorial, but since that is his authorized space, he is considered to be "inside." Continuity: When Sacajawea is placed in her crate during the opening credits, she is laying in curly straw, with no white Styrofoam surrounding her. The lid is then put on the crate, however when she bursts out of the crate white Styrofoam is seen exploding out as she lifts the lid. CHAR: Amelia Earhart tells Larry that he can't take his cheaters off of her chassis, suggesting that he can't stop looking at her body. Cheaters was slang term for eye-glasses, not for eyes. Continuity: SPOILER: When Amelia Earhart lands her plane outside the museum in NY at the end, you can see Attila the Hun and others exit the plane, but not Sacajawea. But in a later shot, she is seen among a group running up the stairs to the museum, but we saw everyone who got off the plane, and she was not one of them. Continuity: When General Custer is outlining their plan of yelling "attack" and attacking their enemies he is standing on a wooden box. While talking to Sacajawea his position alternates from the standing on the box to being in front of her. Continuity: SPOILER: Octavius removes his helmet to free Jedadiah from the hour glass. Shortly afterward he is shown with it back on his head and tied. He would not have had time to do it back up between scenes. Fact errors: The light on top of the Capitol is first shown as on when Larry and Amelia Earhart race to the Air & Space Museum. In later shots it is off. The light is supposed to be lit only on the rare occasion when the House or Senate are in session at night. CHAR: During the chaotic scene in the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum when aircraft are flying around and rockets are preparing to launch, a US Navy aircraft carrier flight deck crew is seen preparing to launch an F-104 Starfighter. The Starfighter was a US Air Force fighter from the 1950s and 1960s, and was incapable of operating from aircraft carriers. Revealing mistakes: When the Wright Flyer is flying in the National Air and Space Museum, the timing chain is moving. While outside the chain has stopped moving, although the propellers are still turning. There is nothing in the plot to indicate that they ran out of gas. GEOG: Grant Wood's "American Gothic" and Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks" are at the Art Institute of Chicago. Auguste Rodin 's "The Thinker" is at the Musée Rodin in Paris. "Venus Italica" is at the North Carolina Museum of Art. Edgar Degas's ballerina is at the Royal Academy in London. Jeff Koons's "Balloon Dog (Red)" is not part of any museum's collection. FAIR: SPOILER: Towards the end, the octopus goes for a swim in the reflecting pool between the Washington Monument and the Abraham Lincoln Memorial. Octopuses cannot live in fresh water as they are from the ocean. However, this is a magic octopus which has already been shown to be breathing air in the museum corridors, so its easy adjustment to an inappropriate environment is not remarkable. CHAR: Larry tells his son that the Smithsonian Institution is a collection of 19 museums, which is true. However, he also says that they are all located on the National Mall. Some are actually located in New York City, Chantilly in Virginia, and different parts of Washington, D.C. The National Zoo is also part of the Smithsonian group of museums. The National Gallery of Art, though located among the Smithsonian, is not part of the Institution, contrary to the implication in the film. GEOG: SPOILER: Amelia Earhart's red Lockheed Vega carries no more than two people (not the entire museum crew) and could not make a Washington-New York round trip in a single hour before sunrise. Real trains take three hours and jet aircraft take almost an hour, one way. The fantasy parameters established by the storyline do not provide any explanation as to how the plane's capacity and speed could exceed those of a 1930s machine. FAIR: Larry needs Brandon/Brundon's security pass so he can move around the Smithsonian, and is shown using it on several occasions, yet Kahmunrah's gang are able to roam about freely. This could be a perk of being magically bound to the Institution. DATE: The Egyptians did not have any concept of PI until over 800 years after the pyramids were built and when they did their calculation was (incorrectly) 3.16. The reason why PI seems to pop up in certain ratios of measurements of the pyramids is most likely because they could have used wheels as measuring devices. CHAR: The WWII Tuskegee airmen are wearing modern USAF flight jackets with Velcro. Although Velcro was invented in 1941, it was not patented and in common use until the 1950s. The same jacket has a 50-star flag patch, but there were not 50 states until 1959, 14 years after WWII ended. FAIR: SPOILER: Even if Jedediah died that night being buried in sand, it might not have mattered. He is not a human but a toy figure who returns to life each night in presence of the tablet. However, this was an unknown experience, and the friends could not know for sure if the magic would work. Fact errors: SPOILER: When the giant octopus jumps into the reflecting pond in front of the Abraham Lincoln Memorial, it shows him jumping into a pool deep enough that he has to float up a bit to have most of his body above the surface. In fact, the pool is only 30 inches deep at the very center of the pool. CHAR: SPOILER: When Kahmenrah calls first his army from the underworld, he uses the same language he used to command his own Egyptian followers, to kill Larry, and they understand them perfectly. Yet, when Abraham Lincoln crashes in after Octavius to save Larry, Kahmenrah has to caw like a bird to command them, as they don't seem to understand him. Continuity: Larry's black tie mysteriously disappears somewhere after he shakes hands with the space monkey and arrives at the desk to speak to the Albert Einstein bobbleheads. Continuity: In the scene where Custer is announcing his plan to attack when he yells "attack!" you can see Attila the Hun behind him in a corner of the crate. As he tried to pronounce Sacajewea's name, Attila is behind her. Then, as Custer sits back down, Attila is once again in the corner by Custer. CHAR: Amelia Earhart addresses the Tuskegee airman as "Captain", but his captain's bars are not visible. Continuity: As Larry is walking towards the Smithsonian Castle, you see his cell phone on his belt. As he is walking by the Al Capone exhibit near the entrance, his cell phone is gone. Then, as he approaches the Kahmunrah gate, his cell phone is back on his belt. Continuity: When Larry and Kahmunrah are arguing and Kahmunrah is trying to get the tablet from Larry, and Larry is trying to get the hour glass from Kahmunrah, there are points when no sand is pouring through the hour glass, where according to the position of the hour glass, there should be sand flowing through. FAIR: SPOILER: When Jedediah is in the hour glass, he is in the lower chamber, and the area between is too small for him to go through. When the minions are returning to the portal, in a close up he is obviously in the top chamber, only to return to the bottom when Octavius breaks him free. Some might say that the hourglass could have been turned, but that would obviously have caused him to suffocate if it weren't already an established fact that he could shift his weight around enough in the case of a turnover to be able to continue to breathe. FAIR: McPhee has no reason to allow Larry to stay in the museum after closing. As Larry is no longer a night guard, he shouldn't be left behind, except in certain cases. It's obvious McPhee gained a great deal of respect for Larry while he was at his post, and that he knew Larry wouldn't try to do anything wrong. It could also be that they did gain a sort of friendship that allowed Larry to stay overnight from time to time. FAIR: Amelia Earhart never spear-hunted with a tribe in Micronesia that we know of. In her last flight, she may very well have landed there, on her way to history, and done some spear hunting. FAIR: When Custer is knocked off the bike, he holds a hand up to his nose, indicating that it may have been broken, and, finding out it wasn't, uncovering it. It could also have been that he was "fixing" it, knowing it would be fine and not need extended healing. PLOT: In the first Night at the Museum they established that if the tiles aren't perfectly flat on the tablet the magic didn't work. When Larry throws the tablet to Amelia the tiles are obviously not flat but yet the magic of the tablet remains. Fact errors: In the scene where Larry and Amelia are cornered near the painting American Gothic, Larry grabs the pitchfork from inside the picture, but he is shown using a four-pronged pitchfork. The pitchfork in the actual painting is a three-pronged one. Revealing mistakes: Brandon's security badge he has clipped on his belt has his picture on it but not his name. |
Quotes
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[from trailer] Amelia Earhart: [in awe] Great Gatsby! [from trailer] Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues! Jedediah: Well, lookee here. If it ain't Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself, come back in time to see us off? Jedediah: Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened. [Larry's answers his cellphone] Jedediah: Yeah. Yeah, real mystery how this happened. Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your hand! You weren't here, Gigantor! That's how it happened! Ain't no mystery! Octavius: The fact is, Larry, there's no one else here to speak on our behalf during business hours. Easter Island Head: None, none, dum, dum. [from trailer] General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions [Sacajawea raises her hand] [Mumbles her name] Sacajawea: That is not my name. General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea? Sacajawea: No. General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box? Sacajawea: No. General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished Larry Daley: Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so... Brandon: No, we don't. Larry Daley: No? Brandon: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You." Kah Mun Rah: [From trailer] [Confronting Vader] Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so. Amelia Earhart: It's a matter of life and death! The Thinker: I'll tell you what's a matter of life and death, that beautiful lady over there. [statue of Aphrodite giggles] The Thinker: Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower! Easter Island Head: Did any of you Dum-Dums bring me Gum Gum? Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar. Woman: I get that a lot. Jedediah: I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time a had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us. Teddy Roosevelt: I am Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of these United States. Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love. Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good. Kah Mun Rah: I'm afraid that Mother and Father may have slightly changed the combination on me. Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures. Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost. Tuskegee Airman #1: The Tuskegee Air Men are enjoying their freedom. Abraham Lincoln: If I may, you two make an adorable couple. Larry Daley: Oh, we're not a... I mean, we're not... Abraham Lincoln: [copying Larry] 'We're not a... I mean we're not a... ' blah, blah, blah, I never lie! Amelia Earhart: [Sees Kah Mun Rah's men approaching] Crimey, we're jimmy-jacked! Larry Daley: Jimmy-jacked? Amelia Earhart: It's the way I speak! Larry Daley: Yeah, but that sounds made-up, even for you... Amelia Earhart: [flatly] 'Oh no, our path has been blocked by bad people' what's the fun in that? The point is, we're not getting into 'Air and Space' right now. Larry Daley: Yeah, you're right. We are... Both: Jimmy-jacked... The Thinker: I'm thinkin'... Larry Daley: This is hopeless. Tuskegee Airman #1: [In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are headed down the runway! Tuskegee Airman #2: Would you stop narrating everything we do? Just live in the moment! Tuskegee Airman #1: [In announcing voice] The Tuskegee Airmen are living in the moment! Tuskegee Airman #2: [to Amelia] Ma'am, I'd just like to thank you... Amelia Earhart: For what? Tuskegee Airman #2: Well, a lot of people didn't think we could fly, either. Thanks for clearing the runway. [salutes her] Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot? Larry Daley: I have no idea. Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything? General George Armstrong Custer: We're Americans, we don't plan, we do! General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure. Larry Daley: No, you're not. General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn? General George Armstrong Custer: The battle of the Smithsonian. The greatest battle the world will never know. Larry Daley: We'll know. Jedediah: [to Larry] That fancy suit you've been parading around in these last couple years, that there's a hanin' suit. All gussied up and dead inside, that ain't you. And I'll tell you another thing; this night ain't over yet. This midnight cowboy's got some fight left in him, and something tells me you do too. Ho, now! [pits his fist to the glass] Albert Einstein: [to Dexter and Able who are attacking Al Capone] You smack, you kick, you smack, you kick, you smack, you kick, team work, fellas, wonderbar. Abraham Lincoln: Remember, a house divided against itself cannot stand. Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan? Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house. Kah Mun Rah: Are there any questions? Al Capone: Yeah, I got one. How come you're wearing a dress? Kah Mun Rah: This is not a dress. This is a tunic. It was the height of fashion 3,000 years ago, I assure you. Are there any other questions? Ivan The Terrible: Da. This dress you're wearing, do we have to wear one of these, too? Kah Mun Rah: Were you not listening? I just told Mr. Capone here that this not a dress. It is, in fact, a tunic. Very big difference. Are there any other questions. [Napoleon raises his hand] [getting annoyed] Are there any questions not about the dress? [catching himself] Tunic? [Napoleon lowers his hand] Larry Daley: [while the cherubs are singing "My Heart Will Go On"] Oh, love theme from Titanic, good but not really appropriate... Kah Mun Rah: I am Kah Mun Rah, the great king of the great kings, and from the darkest depths of ancient history. I have come BACK to life! Larry Daley: [Awkwardly] Uh-huh. Kah Mun Rah: Perhaps you did not hear what I just said. I am a centuries-old Egyptian Pharaoh. I was dead, but now I have come BACK to life! Larry Daley: Yeah, no. I heard that. I got that. Welcome back. Kah Mun Rah: [baffled and stammering] Who are you? Larry Daley: I'm Larry. Larry Daley. I own Daley Devices. It's up in New York. It's funny, I actualy know your brother, Ahkmenrah. Kah Mun Rah: Oh, he know's baby brother. The favorate son. Larry Daley: Yeah, good kid. Kah Mun Rah: Oh, isn't he just. You know, mother and father always gave him the best of everything, and I do mean everything. They even gave him the throne. The throne which was rightfuly MINE! Larry Daley: Oh, he never mentioned that... Kah Mun Rah: No, I bet he didn't. Well, now begins the era of Kahmunrah, beacause I have come BACK to... Never mind, just hand me the Tablet. Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake. Larry Daley: I can explain that. Amelia Earhart: Well, Larry Daley, in case you weren't listening, I'm not one to shy away from danger. [Four spear go flying past her] Larry Daley: How about spears? Are you one to shy away from spears? Brandon: It's pronounced Brundon. Kah Mun Rah: Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne. General George Armstrong Custer: My hair is considered currency in certain parts of Europe. Jedediah: You're crazier than a road lizard. Kah Mun Rah: You don't seem to be evil, you seem to be more of a grouch. Kah Mun Rah: [to Jedediah in the birdcage] Why, they're no bigger than a tiny grain of couscous. Aren't you? Jedediah: You know, two words come to mind when I hear you talk. "Delusional" and "weirdo". And if I had to say a third, "goofy." Just goofy. Jedediah: [When Octavius is trying to get Jedediah out of the hourglass] I wanna get to the story of our relationship, the evolution from enemy to friends. Octavius: No! Jedediah: It'll make you cry. Octavius: No! You are going to live! Amelia Earhart: You've got moxy kid! Kah Mun Rah: [to the birdmen, ordering attack against Lincoln] Makhta! Makhta! Birdmen: [looking at Kah Mun Rah in confusion] Kah Mun Rah: [imitating bird sounds] Arrh! Arrh! Amelia Earhart: You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since we met. Larry Daley: I literally didn't understand a word you just said. Ahkmenrah: [gesturing to his Tablet] My parents gave me this tablet some 3,000 years ago. Entrusting me with one of my people's most prized possesions. Girl 1: Does it do anything? Ahkmenrah: 'Do anything'? Girl 2: Yeah, what's the point if it doesn't do anything? Ahkmenrah: [looks at Dexter who chatters, "'Tell em'"] Actualy, it has a magical power to bring all of the exhibits to life! Girl 2: No, really, what's it do? Ahkmenrah: [stares at them] Nothing, it's just for decoration... Girl 1: [wispering] I knew it. Girl 2: Mmm-hmm. Kah Mun Rah: [referring to Jedediah] Oh, you're just so adorable, even when you're threatening me. I can't take you seriously. I mean, is it just me? Jedediah: [referring to Kahmunrah] He is not a friendly; I repeat, *not* a friendly! Kah Mun Rah: You certainly know how to make an entrance, Mr. Daley. Hope for your little friend's sake here, [he shakes the hourglass] that you also figured out the combination. Larry Daley: [reaching for the hourglass] Give me Jed! Kah Mun Rah: Oh no, no, no, first give me the combination and hand ove that Tablet. [reaches for the Tablet] Larry Daley: I'll give you the Tablet and the combination when you release my friends and give him back to me. Kah Mun Rah: I shall release what I want to release at the moment I want to release it. Larry Daley: Great, and I'll release what I want to release at the exsact moment that I want to release it, ok? Kah Mun Rah: Tell me the combination and give me the tablet right now or i shall KILL all of your friends starting with this little shaggy-headed little cowman here! Jedediah: I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor, let me take this guy! Larry Daley: Don't worry, I got this handled. [to Kahmunrah] You don't want to give me my friends, then you're not gonna get your combination or your Tablet. Kah Mun Rah: Alright, I'll tell you what, alright. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing, alright? [starts to hand him the hourglass] Here you go... [jerks it back] They DIDN'T call me Kahmunrah the trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the BLOODTHIRSTY, who kills whoever dosen't give Kahmunrah exactly what he want's in the moment that he want's it, which is RIGHT NOW, when I had also better get the combination and the Tablet! Larry Daley: That's what they called you? Kah Mun Rah: It was shorter in Egyptian. Larry Daley: Great, well, I'll give you the comination after you give him back! [reaches for the tablet] Kah Mun Rah: How dare you! If you touch that again I shall kill you right now. Do not touch this. [makes a line infront of the hourglass with his hand] This is a 'No-Touching' zone! Larry Daley: Good, well, then... [reaches for it] Kah Mun Rah: Oh my GOD! I can't belive you reached across like that agian! I can't even believe it! Oh, God! I want to kill you right now! If you didn't know this combination, you would be so dead right now, it would be unbelivable! Larry Daley: Great, well, I do know the combination... Kah Mun Rah: [making a line with his arm] DON't CROSS THIS LINE with your hand! [Larry starts to say something] How dare you! If you speak again, if you SPEAK AGAIN, I'm going to kill you! Do you understand this? Don't say it! Oh, God I see you getting ready! Oh, my GOD! Don't say anything! Now, give me that Tablet and tell me the combination. Larry Daley: Alright, after you give me Jed and release my friends. [reaches for the hourglass] Kah Mun Rah: [he freaks out] You did all three! You spoke and you reached your had across! Larry Daley: Look, I can talk to you about this all night! Kah Mun Rah: How bout this? How bout I DOn't kill you, like i really, really want to, and I gove you precicely five seconds to hand over that Tablet and tell me the combination? Al Capone: [coming in carrying Einstine] We already got the combination! It's pi. 3.14159265! Larry Daley: What, did they run out of U's on your name plate? Brandon: I dunno, did they run out of jokes at the Interesting Joke Store that you shop at? Brandon: I stand there and I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in and put her precious nail polished nails all over the exhibit. Kah Mun Rah: I am Kah Mun Rah, half god, once removed on my mother's side. Sailor Joey Motorola: [sees Kah Mun Rah's men] What am I looking at, Mardi Gras? Where were you stationed? Larry Daley: Uh, I'm from Brooklyn. Sailor Joey Motorola: Brooklyn? Hey fellas, these so-and-sos are giving my pal here a hard time just because he's from Brooklyn! Larry Daley: I am an inventor, I invent things. Amelia Earhart: Oh, like the rocket ship? Larry Daley: No. Amelia Earhart: The sea plane? Larry Daley: No. Amelia Earhart: The dirigible? Larry Daley: No. Nick Daley: So you're working tonight? Larry Daley: Used to work every night, remember? Nick Daley: Yeah, back when you had like the coolest job. Larry Daley: Well cool doesn't pay for your Guitar God 6 or whatever. Octavius: What's a flapjack? Jedediah: It's like a biscuit... or a scone. Napoleon: [asking about Larry and Amielia] Were you guys like friends in college and now just afraid to ruin your relationship with each other by telling the other person that you want to be more then friends, that you like-like each other? Larry Daley: [confused] One more time... I'm sorry... Napoleon: Were you guys like friends in college and now just afraid to ruin your relationship with each other by telling the other person that you want to be more then friends, that you like-like each other? Larry Daley: Oh, no... Napoleon: Oh, just friends? Kah Mun Rah: What are you? Larry Daley: [pause] I'm the Night Guard. Al Capone: [Instead of chasing Larry, he takes his shot-gun and plays "taking him down gangster style" by making bizarre shooting noises] Ivan The Terrible: [after a blank look at Capone] Alvin, you're a moron! Your stupidity is making the hairs on the back of my thigh stand up like a Russian ballerina! |
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