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| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 6.1(9531) |
| Listed in: | Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Sci-Fi |
| Directed by: | Javier Abad Jorge Blanco Marcos Martínez |
| Actors: | Dwayne Johnson Justin Long Gary Oldman Seann William Scott John Cleese Jessica Biel |
| "Something strange is coming to their planet...Us!" | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Javier Abad | |
| Jorge Blanco | |
| Marcos Martínez | |
| Actors | |
| Dwayne Johnson | as Captain Charles T. Baker |
| Justin Long | as Lem |
| Gary Oldman | as General Grawl |
| Seann William Scott | as Skiff |
| John Cleese | as Professor Kipple |
| Freddie Benedict | as Eckle |
| Alan Marriott | as Glar |
| Mathew Horne | as Soldier Vesklin |
| James Corden | as Soldier Vernkot |
| Lewis Macleod | as Additional Voice |
| Rupert Degas | as Additional Voice |
| Vincent Marzello | as Additional Voice |
| Pete Atkin | as Additional Voice |
| Brian Bowles | as Additional Voice |
| Eduard Farelo | as Captain Charles T. Baker |
| Actresses | |
| Jessica Biel | as Neera |
| Rebecca Front | as Additional Voice |
| Emma Tate | as Additional Voice |
| Laurence Bouvard | as Additional Voice |
Movie info
| Languages: | English, Spanish |
| Budget: | USD 70,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 42,086,887 USD (7 March 2010) UK - 4,428,914 GBP (10 January 2010) Italy - 3,543,000 USD (13 December 2009) Malaysia - 133,075 USD (13 December 2009) Russia - 3,735,247 USD (27 December 2009) |
| Plot: | Lem is just an average teenager working on getting the girl and furthering his career at the local planetarium - except that he's an alien. At least to U.S. astronaut Captain Charles T. Baker who lands on Lem's planet hoping for a quick flag plant and a hasty return to earth and his millions of screaming fans. But on this alien planet the media has tagged spacemen as brain-eating, zombie-creating monsters, causing Baker to run for his life and into Lem's house. Now it's up to the green native to get the clumsy astronaut back to his spaceship before military dictator General Grawl and mad scientist Professor Kipple manage to exterminate the Earthly visitor. |
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"Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine)" Performed by The Crew Cuts Courtesy of Island Def Jam Under license from Universal Music Operations Limited Written by Belvin / Hodge / Williams © Dootsie Williams Publications All rights administered by Warner / Chappell Music Publishing Ltd "Lollipop" (Vocal and Instrumental versions) Written by Julius Dixon and Beverly Ross © 1958 by Edward B Marks Music Corporation Used by Permission of Moncur Street Music Ltd On behalf of Anglo Pic Music Company Ltd Lead Vocal Sophie Green Backing Vocals Tamsin Hardy and Cat Scandrett Arranged by Chris Cawte Produced by Graham Walker "Unchained Melody" Written by Hy Zaret and Alex North Used by permission of Frank Music Corp. (ASCAP) Lead Vocal by Keith Murrell Arranged and Orchestrated by Chris Cawte Conducted by Graham Walker Produced by Graham Walker "Gonna Be a Star" Written by Tom Cawte Performed by Tom Cawte and The Electric Hearts Backing Vocals by Keith Murrell, Mick Mullings and Pete Howarth Brass and Saxes arranged by Chris Cawte Produced by Graham Walker © 2008 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Private Conversation" Written by Tom Cawte Vocal by Alan Marriott Guitar by Tom Cawte © 2008 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Be Bop a Lula" Written by Gene Vincent and Tex Davis Used by kind permission of Carlin Music Corp. Lead Vocal by Chris Cawte Backing Vocals by Keith Murrell Arranged by Chris Cawte Produced by Graham Walker "Mr. Sandman" Written by Pat Ballard © Edwin H. Morris and Co. Inc. ASCAP All rights administered by Warner / Chappell Music Publishing Ltd Lead Vocal by Peter Gosling Backing Vocals by Keith Murrell and Mick Mullins Arranged by Chris Cawte Produced by Graham Walker "Also Sprach Zarathustra" Composed by Richard Strauss Licensed by Peters Edition Limited, London All rights reserved International copyright secured Performed by The London Metropolitan Orchestra Produced by James Brett and Graham Walker "Dental Pro Commercial" Composed by James Brett Vocal Harmonies by Janet Mooney © 2008 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Macarena" Performed by Los del Río Licensed by Sony BMG Music Entertainment Written by Antonio Romero (as Antonio Romero Monge) / Rafael Ruiz (as Rafael Ruiz Perdigones) © 1993 Warner Chappell Music Spain, S.A (SGAE) BMG Music Publishing Spain S.A (SGAE) and Nuevas Ediciones, S.A (SGAE) "Stick It to the Man (Film Version)" Written by Tom Cawte Performed by Alan Marriott Produced by Graham Walker © 2008 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Ding Ding a Boom Boom" Written and Arranged by Chris Cawte Vocals by Keith Murrell Produced by Graham Walker © 2008 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Long Tall Sally" Written by Robert 'Bumps' Blackwell (as Robert Blackwell), Enotris Johnson and Little Richard (as Richard Penniman) © 1956 Venice Music Inc. Peermusic (UK) Ltd., London Lead Vocal by John Sloman Arranged by Chris Cawte Produced by Graham Walker "Mysterious Lem" Written by Charlie Ramos Vocals by Alan Marriott Guitar by Tom Cawte © 2009 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Singing in the Rain" Written by Nacio Herb Brown and Arthur Freed Published by EMI Music Publishing Ltd Performed by The London Metropolitan Orchestra Orchestrated by James Brett Produced by James Brett and Graham Walker "Glar's Lament" Composed by James Brett Whistling by Tom Cawte Guitar by Chris Cawte © 2009 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Stick It to the Man (End Credits Version)" Written by Tom Cawte Performed by Tom Cawte and The Electric Hearts Produced by Graham Walker © 2009 Handmade Films Music Ltd "Greased Lightnin" Written by Jim Jacobs and Warren Tracy © Morris Edwin H and Co Ltd All rights administered by Warner Chappell Music Ltd Lead Vocal by Lance Ellington Backing Vocals by Keith Murrell, Mick Mullins, Pete Howarth Arranged by Chris Cawte Produced by Graham Walker "Tried to Save the World" Written by Tom Cawte Performed by Tom Cawte and The Electric Hearts Produced by Graham Walker © 2008 Handmade Films Music Ltd |
Goofs
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Continuity: As astronaut Chuck Baker gets tangled up in a planet mobile in the planetarium, his air hose becomes dislodged and his oxygen becomes depleted. Upon realizing the planet has breathable air, he removes his helmet, and the air hose is now reconnected to his suit. It is then again disconnected in the following shot. Fact errors: When Chuck Baker is talking to Lem he points out our solar system and says it's about 20 billion miles away. The closest star to us is around 40 trillion kilometers so that would be impossible. |
Quotes
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Glar: The times... they are a different. Lem: What are we supposed to do? Captain Charles T. Baker: Give them their daily minimum dose of Chuck. Skiff: I love fake-alien-poop day. Skiff: [looking up at movie poster sign] There it is. Just two more days. Eckle: Wow. Humaniacs III: The Final Battle for Our World. Skiff, Eckle: Victory or extinction! Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met. Eckle: Did you just say what I think you just said? Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids' movies anymore. Skiff: [gasps] Kids' movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist! Lem: Duh! Skiff: Ha! Just as I thought! You're not Lem. You're an alien zombie, like in Humaniacs II. Lem: Skiff, I'm not a zombie. Skiff: Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell me something the real Lem would know. Lem: Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. And you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans. Eckle: [exclaims in disgust] Skiff: It was just an experiment. Lem: A cork? Skiff: It's your best defense against the aliens' favorite form of research. The probe. You put it... [points at his butt] Lem: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I get it. Skiff: Oh, wait. This is yours. I already used that one. Lem: Lem. Lem. Captain Charles T. Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem. Lem: What do you want? Captain Charles T. Baker: Thanks for asking. Coffee, light, two sugars. Do you have any Frappucino up here? Any puff pastry, too. Thanks. Lem: No, I mean are you here to take over our world and, like, eat our brains? Captain Charles T. Baker: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What kind of sick planet is this? First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? Nut full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls and head back to the Kids Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed. Lem: You were just talking alien. Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are. Lem: Me? You are. Captain Charles T. Baker: No, you are. Lem: You are. You... You came to my planet. Captain Charles T. Baker: An alien planet. Hello. Captain Charles T. Baker: I'm on Facebook! Captain Charles T. Baker: Oh, just great! Perfect! John Glenn goes around the world, he's a senator for life. I went across the fricking universe! I should be governor, minimum! But, no, I'm marooned here on this stupid rock! Skiff: [looks at Chuck who is naked] That's a funny place for his antenna. [last lines] Captain Charles T. Baker: You're a great planet, and your 50's are fine, but give me a call when get to the 60's, 'cause that's gonna be fun. [first lines] girl: I've never gone parking before. I'm really not that kind of a girl. boy: Well, I'm not the kind of a guy who would go with *that* kind of girl. girl: Why that's so sweet - I think. boy: There's nothing to be scared of. [as alien craft rears up in front of them] Lem: [to weird bubbly fish-like pets] I don't want to hear a single bubble! Lem: Especially you, Bubbles. Captain Charles T. Baker: [holds up a Twix bar] Eat this. You become invincible. Lem: Oh good, then you do it. Skiff: [to Captain Baker] If you have to do a number 1, use these papers. If you have to do a number 2, go outside. And, if it's number 3, I can't help you. Captain Charles T. Baker: You'd destroy the whole base just to get me? Neera: That is sick! Captain Charles T. Baker: Actually I'm kinda flattered. Eckle: That's our planet after the attack of the Humaniacs. They're gonna eat our brains for dinner! Lem: Everybody, please, that's ridiculous. Skiff: Totally ridiculous! Brains for dinner? Come on! Brains are breakfast with cereal and milk. Dinner is organs and eyeballs. General Grawl: Look at it, Professor. It's hideous. And that smell... Captain Charles T. Baker: Hey, you try wearing the same suit for three weeks. General Grawl: [to Chuck] Tell us your invasion plans! And don't bother taking over my mind. If you do, Captain Kisno has orders to shoot me. If you take over Captain Kisno's mind, Lieutenant Groit has orders to shoot him. If you take over Lieutenant Groit's mind, Sergeant York will shoot Captain Kisno, Lieutenant Groit and myself along with these three soldiers. Each man has a designated target in the squad. Should you succeed in taking over all of our minds, Corporal Hisk has orders to electrocute everyone. If this fails, the entire base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button. Soldier #1: Uh, General, sir? Am I to shoot Hecknavar or Kolski? Soldier #2: I shoot Kolski. General Grawl: No. You shoot Meckavoy. Soldier #2: Then who shoots Kolski? Soldier #3: I can shoot myself. General Grawl: That won't be necessary. Hecknavar, you shoot Kolski, Captain Kisno and and graze Corporal Hisk. |
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