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| Year: | 2000 |
| Rating: | 6.0(3082) |
| Listed in: | Comedy, Horror, Mystery |
| Directed by: | Robert Lee King |
| Actors: | Thomas Gibson Nicholas Brendon Matt Keeslar Charles Busch Lauren Ambrose Kimberley Davies |
| "Party till you drop. Dead." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Robert Lee King | |
| Actors | |
| Thomas Gibson | as Kanaka |
| Nicholas Brendon | as Starcat |
| Matt Keeslar | as Lars/Larry |
| Charles Busch | as Captain Monica Stark |
| Nick Cornish | as Yo Yo |
| Andrew Levitas | as Provoloney |
| Nathan Bexton | as T.J. |
| Buddy Quaid | as Junior |
| Channon Roe | as Wedge Riley |
| David Chokachi | as Eddie |
| John Cirigliano | as Vince |
| Mike Malin | as Bobby |
| Charlie Finn | as Pea Brain |
| Nicholas D'Agosto | as Counterman |
| Richard Fancy | as Dr. Wentworth/Dr. Edwards |
| Michael Manasseri | as Boy |
| Danny Amis | as Band Los Straight Jackets |
| Pete Curry | as Band Los Straight Jackets |
| Eddie Angel | as Band Los Straight Jackets |
| James Lester | as Band Los Straight Jackets |
| Reggie Lee | as Dancer |
| Mark Stephens | as Dancer |
| Andrew McKay | as Dancer |
| Danny Brewingtion | as Dancer |
| Larry Sullivan | as Dancer |
| Angus Kennedy | as Dancer |
| James Leo Ryan | as Dancer |
| John Willford | as Dancer |
| Stephen Wozniak | as Johnny |
| Actresses | |
| Lauren Ambrose | as Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest |
| Kimberley Davies | as Bettina Barnes |
| Beth Broderick | as Mrs. Ruth Forrest |
| Danni Wheeler | as Berdine |
| Amy Adams | as Marvel Ann |
| Kathleen Robertson | as Rhonda |
| Jenica Bergere | as Cookie |
| Ruth Williamson | as Pat |
| Jolie Jenkins | as Angie |
| Rona Benson | as Girl |
| Tera Bonilla | as Go-Go Girl |
| Madison Eginton | as Young Florence Forrest |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Budget: | USD 1,500,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 86,619 USD (27 August 2000) |
| Plot: | Spoof of 1960's Beach Party/Gidget surfing movies mixed with slasher horror films stars Lauren Ambrose as Florence Forrest, a not-so-innocent girl in 1960's Malibu who becomes "Chicklet" the first girl surfer at Malibu Beach, only Florence suffers from dissociative identity disorder and occasionally her alter ego Ann Bowman, a sexually aggressive, foul-speaking girl, comes out in which during that time several beach goers are found murdered. The suspects include Chicklet herself, surfer Kanaka, B-horror film actress Bettina Barnes, exchange student Lars, and even Chicklet's own mother. |
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Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Guys only want one thing. I'm going to the snack bar, want a wiener? Berdine: They look like beatniks, should I unpack my bongos? Marvel Ann: I intend to unpack mine. Captain Monica Stark: Strange that the victim had only one testicle stuffed in his mouth. I believe they usually come in pairs. Cookie: Well, that's cuz he only had one. I checked. Plenty of meat, only one potato. Kanaka: Mistress Ann, I've been a bad boy. Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And bad boys get spanked. Bad boys get tortured! Kanaka: Cowabunga! Mrs. Forrest: I believe this is what you kids call a gang bang! Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] I'm no mere chick! I'm a goddess! And the first thing I'm gonna sacrifice are ya balls, sonny! Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Ann Bowman] Who do you have to FUCK to get a hot dog in this dump? Drive-In Counterman: Say what? Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You heard me, buster! And I'm not payin' extra for dialog, so cut the chin music! Rhonda: Hey, is it true you're going to Europe at the end of the summer? Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: No, we just have a Swedish exchange student living with us. Rhonda: Oh, I heard you were going to Denmark. Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: Where'd ya get that idea? Rhonda: I heard you were going there to have some sort of an operation. Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: An operation? Rhonda: Yeah, I heard you were having your dick cut off and turning into a girl. [suddenly gleeful] Kisses. Provoloney: Why you picking on us? We didn't do nothin' wrong. Captain Monica Stark: Because I don't like you. Don't like the way ya talk. I don't like the way ya walk. Don't like ya haircut. You kids think ya own this beach- think it's a teenage world. Well, you're dead wrong! Lars: I'm having trouble with my pants. Whenever I put my hand in the pocket, I feel a little prick. [as she's hauled off by the cops] Mrs. Forrest: You'll never get away with this, motherfucking cocksuckers! Captain Monica Stark: Frankly, Dr. Edwards, in the past, I've had little use for you headshrinkers, inkblot tests, "I hate my mother" and all that crap. But with this case, I find myself at a loss. I understand you specialize in the treatment of homicidal maniacs. Dr. Edwards: Yes, well, I've never been involved in a criminal investigation. Captain Monica Stark: Hmm. Don't worry. You can leave the cops and robbers stuff to me. What I need from you is this: what kind of sicko am I looking for? Dr. Edwards: The perpetrator preys upon vulnerable unfortunates the killers deems somehow flawed. Captain Monica Stark: Give me a profile. Dr. Edwards: Let's say the assailant is highly sophisticated, yet childlike. Vulnerable but canny. [a photo of Chicklet flies in Monica's head] Dr. Edwards: Capable of both tenderness and extreme brutality. [then, a photo of Kanaka] Dr. Edwards: The murderer is highly intelligent, yet strangely out of touch with reality. [then a photo of Mrs. Forrest] Dr. Edwards: Sexual, yet surprisingly innocent. [then, a photo of Bettina Barnes] Dr. Edwards: This individual has an insatiable craving for normalcy, which will make your investigation all the more difficult. Captain Monica Stark: How so? Dr. Edwards: Because the killer will do everything in his power to pass as normal. [finally, a question mark] Dr. Edwards: He or she could be anyone. Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: I've never been to an orgy before. What do I wear? Berdine: No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom. Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie. Kanaka: Still walking the straight and narrow-minded? Starcat: Kid, listen to it in high-fidelity, stereophonic sound: surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank. Captain Monica Stark: Well, here we are at another murder. I'd rather we met for minature golf. Mrs. Forrest: Show me a subpoena, flatfoot. Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: [as Anne Bowman] Anne Bowman created orgies. Captain Monica Stark: Mrs. Forrest, what were you doing at 9 PM last night? Mrs. Forrest: What any woman should be doing at 9 PM. Needlepoint! T.J.: I've had a man's hairy balls since I was 8. It's the source of my power. They tell me the weather, time of day, if there's a pile-up on Route 66. Bettina Barnes: Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars. Berdine: Is it really that bad? Bettina Barnes: Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script. Captain Monica Stark: Ms. Barnes, why am I feeling a sense of deja vu? Bettina Barnes: I have a breath mint in my purse, sweetie - will that help? Boy: So it was all in her dream? What a jipp! Girl: Well, it's based on a true story! Mrs. Forrest: Madame Detective, I will not have my daughter interrogated by the Secret Police. As far as I know we are not yet a part of the Soviet Union. |
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