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| Year: | 2010 |
| Rating: | 4.6(527) |
| Listed in: | Drama, Sci-Fi |
| Directed by: | Stuart Gillard |
| Actors: | Tahmoh Penikett Mark Deklin Peter Wingfield Alan Cumming Jeananne Goossen Laura Vandervoort |
| "The afterlife begins here." | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Stuart Gillard | |
| Actors | |
| Tahmoh Penikett | as Matt Ellman |
| Mark Deklin | as Sam Clemens |
| Peter Wingfield | as Richard Burton |
| Alan Cumming | as Judas Caretaker |
| Matty Finochio | as Antonio Roja |
| Kwesi Ameyaw | as Youseff Mbaye |
| Arnold Pinnock | as Simon Moody |
| Bruce Ramsay | as Francisco Pizarro |
| Matthew MacCaull | as Hal Douglas |
| Alessandro Juliani | as Daniel Glass |
| Aleks Paunovic | as Bernardo |
| Michael Adamthwaite | as Evgeny |
| Alex Zahara | as Ludwig Dürr |
| Terry Chen | as Eddie |
| Tim Henry | as Old Hal |
| David Bloom | as Old Antonio |
| Jano Frandsen | as Old Daniel |
| Peter Shinkoda | as Yoshinaka |
| Donald Adams | as Garren |
| Panou | as Male Caretaker |
| Actresses | |
| Jeananne Goossen | as Tomoe Gozen |
| Laura Vandervoort | as Jessie Machalan |
| Chiara Zanni | as Deborah Glass |
| Romina D'Ugo | as Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia |
| Meg Roe | as Amalie Fabarge |
| Thea Gill | as Female Caretaker |
| Potjana Khong-Jaroen | as Bomber |
| Tasha Simms | as Old Deborah |
| Marilyn Norry | as Mark Twain's Nurse |
| Ava Russel | as Garren's Daughter |
| Anna Carrizales | as Female Slave |
| Nicole Rockmann | as Woman at Camp |
| Sharmaine Yeoh | as Waitress |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
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Quotes
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Matt Ellman: [to Sam] So now, if I do this, how do I know you'll keep your end of the bargain and help me find Jessie? Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: You don't. It's a quandary, I know, but... look at his face. Would this face lie to you? Matt Ellman: In a heartbeat. Samuel Clemens: [dryly chuckles] It's true - I'm a habitual mendicant, but I pay my debts, not because I'm honest, but because I dislike intensely being obliged to another man. So, if you give me your assistance you will have my help in my return. Measure for measure. Samuel Clemens: Allegra, I don't know why I tolerate you. Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: Well, we know it's not for my cooking. Francisco Pizarro: Never trust a man who eats blood pudding. Hal Douglas: Do people actually do this for fun? Samuel Clemens: Well, it is an unassailable fact that, as a recreational activity, mountain-climbing appears chiefly to lunatics, suicides, and the British. Simon Porter: Like rugby. Samuel Clemens: Are you trying to upstage me, Mr. Porter? Simon Porter: Not likely, Mark Twain. Youseff Mbaye: Do you want to stand here talking all day, or do you want to climb a mountain? Samuel Clemens: You know, Sergeant Mbaye, if I ever novelize our adventures, you will be facing a considerable rewrite. Matt Ellman: [to Caretaker] I've got an idea, why don't you and the rest of the Blue Man Group just kill each other and leave the rest of us the hell alone? Tomoe Gozen: The road we walk was built with the stones that scar our feet. Matt Ellman: As many times as I've seen this, I never get used to it. Youseff Mbaye: You're not supposed to. Richard Burton: I think the fox has outfoxed the hounds. Samuel Clemens: And as to whether or not we can trust you, Mr. Ellman, I suppose we shall see... directly. Tomoe Gozen: It is time. Hal Douglas: Time for what? Tomoe Gozen: Time to be brave. Tomoe Gozen: I am Tomoe Gozen! Swordswoman of the Minamoto Clan! Champion, consort, and war-captain to Kisoe Yoshinaka! I bow to no man! Youseff Mbaye: Allah gave me a second life. What is the point of living it the same as the first? Amalie Fabarge: Half twain. Samuel Clemens: Six feet! I've stepped in deeper puddles. Evgeny: But we're not fighting? Richard Burton: Not *his* battles! Hal Douglas: That your friend? Matt Ellman: I hope so, I sure as hell don't want her as an enemy. Francisco Pizarro: I am not that easy to kill. Samuel Clemens: [Shoots Pizarro] Sure you are. Francisco Pizarro: Clemens. Samuel Clemens: Hello, Francisco Francisco Pizarro: Coward! In the back? Samuel Clemens: I find if you must shoot a dangerous animal, it's best to do it from behind and at a considerable distance. [shoots him again, killing him] Strange. I thought I'd enjoy that. Richard Burton: Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton. My friends call me "Dick." Samuel Clemens: Burt? The explorer? You know I read one of your books. It was amateurish, unnecessarily crude and pathetically self-congratulatory. Richard Burton: Mr. Clemens. You know, I'm confused. Are you talking about my work, or yours? Richard Burton: Now, Mr. Clemens, if you'll set down your weapon, we can discuss the terms of your surrender. Samuel Clemens: "Surrender" is not in my vast vocabulary. Richard Burton: How about "bullocks?" Is that in your vast vocabulary? Samuel Clemens: You, sir, are a most despicable example of human kind. Richard Burton: Why, thank you. Mr Ellman, I'm disappointed, I saved your life once, where's the gratitude? Matt Ellman: I'll send flowers. Richard Burton: Roses, I find work for any occasion. Samuel Clemens: Captain Samuel Clemens. Matt Ellman: As in Mark Twain? Samuel Clemens: Guilty as charged. Richard Burton: Jesse, yes, thank you for reminding me, she, uh, gave me a message to give to you. Matt Ellman: You bastard! Richard Burton: No, that wasn't it. Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: [Seductively] Does it involve adventure? Richard Burton: If you call Armageddon a lark. Samuel Clemens: We are never gonna catch 'em by followin' the river. We're tortoises... and that hare ain't gettin' any slower. Samuel Clemens: The only real enemy in this life is despair, my friend. Youseff Mbaye: Maybe this is not the time. Samuel Clemens: I'm pontificating. |
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