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| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 3.6(2869) |
| Listed in: | Comedy, Horror |
| Directed by: | Bo Zenga |
| Actors: | Steve Howey Kenan Thompson Leslie Nielsen Kit Zenga Diora Baird Desi Lydic |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Bo Zenga | |
| Actors | |
| Steve Howey | as Stan |
| Kenan Thompson | as Teddy |
| Leslie Nielsen | as Kay |
| Kit Zenga | as Orphan |
| Darren Moore | as Crazy |
| Twan Holliday | as Pleatherface |
| Ben Cotton | as Fweddy |
| Travis MacDonald | as Hitcher |
| Lee Tichon | as Michael Crier |
| Ken Kirzinger | as Mason |
| Charles Zuckermann | as Needlehead |
| Jeff Gulka | as Lucky |
| Chad Krowchuk | as Sully |
| Nathan Dashwood | as Busboy |
| Derek Watt | as Timmy |
| Ray G. Thunderchild | as Husband |
| Jeremy Crittenden | as Altar Boy |
| Robin Nielsen | as Employee #1 |
| John Burnside | as Security Guard |
| Alain Chanoine | as Guy #1 |
| Aaron Rota | as Kid #1 |
| Steven Garr | as Vendor |
| Bo Zenga | as 1st AD |
| John Wildman | as Director |
| James Ashcroft | as Dead Body |
| John DeSantis | as Frankenstein |
| Ryan Steele | as Wolfman |
| Colin Foo | as Choking Old Man |
| Grayson Szakacs | as Michael Jackson |
| Chris Shields | as Barack Obama |
| Duane Dickinson | as Fire Patron |
| Mikey Granger | as The Robber |
| Jon Johnson | as Afroman |
| James O'Neill | as Guy at the Bar |
| Actresses | |
| Diora Baird | as Nadine |
| Desi Lydic | as Mia |
| Hilary Strang | as Hippie Lady |
| Lara Babalola | as Employee #2 |
| Zainab Musa | as Girl #1 |
| Denyc | as Bride #1 |
| Holly Eglington | as Bride #2 |
| Ildiko Ferenczi | as Bride #3 |
| Elysia Rotaru | as Hot Girl #1 |
| Jessica Olafson | as Hot Girl #2 |
| Zorianna Kit | as Herself |
| Jenny Mitchell | as Woman Customer |
| Kathryn Kirkpatrick | as Fat Lady |
| Tara Wilson | as Screaming Woman |
| Kelsey McIlroy | as Teenager in Movie Store |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | 2 July 2008 - 13 August 2008 |
| Plot: | It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers. |
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Original Soundtracks
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"Buck" Written by Matthew Ian Cohen Performed by Secret Society House "I Don't Want To Go Home" Written by Steve Van Zandt (as Steven Van Zandt) Performed by Glen Phillips , Nina Lenaghan and Amanda Millard "Ring Of Fire" Written by June Carter Cash (as June Carter) and Merle Kilgore Performed by Alex Kira, Glen Phillips and Nina Lenaghan "Where U At" Written by Johnathan Simon, Morgan Little and Tek Luciano Performed by Tek Luciano & M.O. "Long White Cross" Written by Milan Borich (as Borich), Arnold, Franklin-Brown, Jordan and Hall Performed by Pluto "This Is Your Night" Written by Rie Sinclair and Rick Krizman Performed by Rie Sinclair "Ice Cream Man" Written by Richard L. Garcia Performed by PMG "Run With Me Tonight" Written by David Zuchowski Performed by Davernoise "Red Whine" Written by Omoloa Isis Salami and Graham Bertie (BMI) Performed by Thunderheist "Foreign Affairs" Written by Spencer Manio, Jeff Newton, and Tilson Gibson Performed by The Saturday Knights "Picture You" Written by Richard L. Garcia, Rosel A. Minter and Labyron 'Chaos' Walton (as Labyron R. Walton) Performed by Miko "Those Dancing Days" Written by Mimmi Evrell, Rebecka Rolfart, Cissi Efraimsson, Lisa Pyk Wirstrom and Linnea Jonsson "Say It Again" Written by Scribe (as J. Luafutu), Hammond, J and I Lusitini Performed by Scribe featuring Tyra Hammond "Crazy" Written by Willie Nelson Performed by Alex Kira, Glen Phillips and Nina Lenaghan "YMCA" Written by Henri Belolo, Jacques Morali, Victor Willis and Peter Whitehead Performed by Glen Phillips © 1978 Can't Stop Music "Touch Ya Body" Written by Richard L. Garcia, Rosel A. Minter and Christopher Leigh Curtis Performed by Chuck Preston |
Goofs
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GEOG: Although the movie is set in Los Angeles the speedometer of a minivan is marked in Canadian kilometers. Continuity: When the 18-wheeler truck cut in front of Teddy's minivan, the doors of the trailer swing open to reveal its scary contents. A minute later, when they show the back of the trailer again, the doors are closed and locked. Revealing mistakes: When Stan is hitting the Jason character in yard, you can tell he is hitting him with a fake board - it wobbles. Continuity: The cut Fweddy puts in Stan's shirt disappears. Continuity: When they're tossing the hitchhiker out the back of the van, there's a lot of light behind them, possibly from another car. In the next shot, after the hiker is gone, the light is no longer there. |
Quotes
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Needlehead: His scent leads to this store. But remember, I get the first taste of his raw flesh. Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you. Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life. Nadine: It was two weeks. Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four. Fweddy: Can you say "bitch slap"? Mason: We're not gonna go that easy. Stan Helsing: Oh, actually, you both have the same weakness. Stan Helsing: That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass. That's so weird. Nadine: No no no no. That's not weird at all. It's you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah yeah. Teddy: Sound perfectly normal. Mia: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner. Nadine: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself. Stan Helsing: This van just went from an automatic to a stick shift, Teddy got a boner. Mia: Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat? Fweddy: It's a boy! Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead. Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead. Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch. Stan Helsing: [looks up Mia's undies] I think now it would be a great time for a reverse POV. Teddy: Say, this is a fantasy. You don't walk out on a fantasy like that. [to Stan] Teddy: Man, the next time three fine women with their breasteses exposed ask if your name is Van Helsing, the answer is YES! Mia: Sounds like Sammy Boy finally got his raw meat. |
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