Information
| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 5.7(954) |
| Listed in: | Comedy, Romance |
| Directed by: | Michael Samonek |
| Actors: | Brandon Routh Ed Ackerman Michael Cornacchia Jack Axelrod Neil Jackson Melinda Sward |
| "Never Trust a Perfect Couple" | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Michael Samonek | |
| Actors | |
| Brandon Routh | as Scott |
| Ed Ackerman | as Bartender |
| Michael Cornacchia | as Hector |
| Jack Axelrod | as Musician #1 |
| Neil Jackson | as Tre |
| Toshi Toda | as Japanese Man |
| Jesse Bradford | as Ryan |
| Johnny Galecki | as Ted |
| Robert Towers | as Dr. Cooper |
| Dan Harper | as Onlooker |
| Coleman McClary | as Tom |
| Donn Angelos | as Oberon |
| Geoffrey Gould | as Bar Patron |
| Andrew Graves | as Snug |
| Mat Lageman | as Flute |
| Benee Leavy | as Alphonse |
| William Mendieta | as Lysander |
| Martin Pierron | as Bar Patron - co-worker |
| Johnny Cley Rivers | as Family |
| Franklin Ruehl | as Bar Patron |
| James Schendel | as Bottom |
| Jeffrey Paul Whitman | as Puck |
| Christopher Zuckert | as Harold |
| Actresses | |
| Melinda Sward | as Nina |
| Naomi Grossman | as Actress |
| Melora Harte | as Woman |
| Sophia Bush | as Mary |
| Liza Lapira | as Nerissa |
| Jennifer Morrison | as Leslie |
| Kate Albrecht | as Nymph |
| Dashiel St. Damien | as Wedding Guest |
| Osa Danam | as Goofy Birthday Party Guest |
| Melissa Mandisa | as Statue of Liberty |
| Kelie McIver | as Titania |
| Stephanie Mitchell | as Hermia |
| Christine Nguyen | as Stripper |
| Priscilla Rios | as Bar Patron - Signs the wall |
| Loretta Shenosky | as Scott's Neighbor |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | May 2008 - June 2008 |
| Plot: | Scott Teller's life is turned upside down when he meets Ryan and Mary, a seemingly perfect couple who move into his apartment and his life. He quickly becomes their third wheel. But when Scott meets the girl of his dreams in Leslie he believes that Ryan and Mary are intentionally sabotaging his chances with her because they desperately need him in their life to hold their dysfunctional relationship together. |
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Original Soundtracks
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"Happy as Can Be" Written by Steven M. Stern "Let's Fall In Love" Written by Steven M. Stern |
Quotes
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Ryan: Friends don't let friends talk to exes drunk. Mary: Scott! We have a contract. Ryan: Don't make me put a Breathalyzer on that phone. Leslie: I can't say I love being called Les. Mary: I know what you're saying there. I can't stand it when people call me Mar. It's, like, what am I? Am I a horse? Am I some kind of horse? Like a pony? Scott: You guys are shit-faced. Ryan: [drunk] How dare... you. Mary: That is silly. I am sober as a fucking judge. Mary: God damn it, Scott! No one wants to see it work out between you and Leslie more than Ryan and I. You are screwing it up! Scott: What am I screwing up? Ryan: You asked her to move in after two dates. Mary: Two! Ryan: Come on, man! Couldn't scare her away any faster if you told her if you were a Nazi sympathizer who's into fondling puppy balls! Mary: Or a chronic masturbater! [Mary grabs Ryan's groin] Scott: Mary, come on! Mary: Come on, what? Want me to act like it's no big deal that my man's at half-mast? It is a big deal! Scott: We're just having some guy time, all right? He'll just keep it in his pants. Ryan: [high-pitch voice] Uh-huh. Scott: I promise. Ryan: And, um, if it's any consolation as you can see, I am completely flaccid now. Scott: We all are, Ryan. We all are. Mary: [referring to Bar Patron] You have to get rid of him. He is trying to get into my pants! Scott: So? He's not going to. It's not like you're tempted to sleep with him or anything. Mary: I'm tempted to fuck his brains out. I'd fuck him, I fuck that guy, I'd fuck the guy doing air-guitaring back there. I can fuck everybody I can see right now 'cause I just want the chance to be with somebody else. This is the reason I cannot be trusted without Ryan around me at all times. Just once I want to be with another guy without Ryan in the room. Can you understand that? I'm sick of fucking the same person over and over and over and over again! |
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