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| Year: | 2006 |
| Rating: | 6.4(50320) |
| Listed in: | Action, Comedy, Sport |
| Directed by: | Adam McKay |
| Actors: | Gary Cole Will Ferrell Jake Johnson Jason Davis Luke Bigham Jane Lynch Lorrie Bess Crumley |
| "The story of a man who could only count to #1" | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
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| Adam McKay | |
| Actors | |
| Gary Cole | as Reese Bobby |
| Will Ferrell | as Ricky Bobby |
| Jake Johnson | as 5-Year-Old Ricky |
| Jason Davis | as Waffle House Manager |
| Luke Bigham | as 10-Year-Old Ricky |
| Austin Crim | as 10-Year-Old Cal |
| Michael Clarke Duncan | as Lucius Washington |
| John C. Reilly | as Cal Naughton Jr. |
| Adam McKay | as Terry Cheveaux |
| David Koechner | as Hershell |
| Ian Roberts | as Kyle |
| Jack McBrayer | as Glenn |
| John D. King | as ESPN Reporter |
| Pat Hingle | as Mr. Dennit Sr. |
| Greg Germann | as Larry Dennit Jr. |
| Dale Earnhardt Jr. | as Himself |
| Dick Berggren | as Himself |
| Houston Tumlin | as Walker Bobby |
| Grayson Russell | as Texas Ranger Bobby |
| Ted Manson | as Chip |
| Danny Vinson | as Texas Ticket Seller |
| Mike Joy | as Himself |
| Larry McReynolds | as Himself |
| Darrell Waltrip | as Himself |
| Jamie McMurray | as Himself |
| Dan Cox | as Bartender |
| Sacha Baron Cohen | as Jean Girard |
| Andy Richter | as Gregory |
| Bob Jenkins | as Himself |
| Rob Riggle | as Jack Telmont |
| William Boyer | as Rescue Worker |
| Ruffin Copeland | as Doctor |
| Rick Benjamin | as Reporter |
| Matt Day | as Pizza Delivery Boy |
| Christoph Sanders | as Pizza Delivery Boy |
| Pete Burris | as Police Officer |
| Frank Hoyt Taylor | as Frank |
| Conrad Ricamora | as DMV Officer |
| Jim Wise | as Jim Bohampton |
| Elvis Costello | as Himself |
| Mos Def | as Himself |
| Bill Weber | as Himself |
| Benny Parsons | as Himself |
| Wally Dallenbach | as Himself |
| Jack Blessing | as Jarvis |
| John Baker | as Ted Beaman |
| Robert R. Lee | as Talladega Ticket Seller |
| Matthew Coulter | as PA Announcer |
| Joshua Church | as Fainting Guy |
| Swann Danny | as Danny swann |
| Chad Hundley | as Race Fan |
| Robert P. Johnson II | as Camera Man |
| Cal Johnson | as EMT Safety Crew |
| Mark Keeton | as Victory Lane Photographer/Pit Crew |
| Eric Lanier | as Pit Crew |
| Ed Lauter | as John Hanafin |
| John W. Love Jr. | as Passenger on Bus |
| David Lowe | as Bar Patron |
| Joshua Manning | as Bacco |
| Michael Montero | as Bar Patron |
| Peter Musooli | as Larry Bird |
| George Peroulas | as Nascar Team Owner |
| Ernest Rogers Sr. | as Print Journalist/Bar Patron |
| Jerry Schuller | as Bar Patron |
| Chris Whetstone | as Nascar Official |
| Wade Woods | as Kodak Pit Crew |
| Actresses | |
| Jane Lynch | as Lucy Bobby |
| Lorrie Bess Crumley | as School Teacher |
| Leslie Bibb | as Carley Bobby |
| Amy Adams | as Susan |
| Sylvia G. Lyerly | as Texas Ticket Seller |
| Molly Shannon | as Mrs. Dennit |
| Angie Fox | as Waitress |
| Rebecca Koon | as Car Wash Customer |
| Mellie Boozer | as Redneck Fan on Trailer |
| Lindsay Decker | as Breeze |
| Cricket Ellis | as Race Fan |
| Amber Jones | as Bar Patron |
| Shannon Keens | as Breeze |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | - November 2005 |
| Budget: | USD 73,000,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 90,343,184 USD (13 August 2006) UK - 3,198,155 GBP (8 October 2006) |
| Plot: | NASCAR stock car racing sensation Ricky Bobby is a national hero because of his "win at all costs" approach. He and his loyal racing partner, childhood friend Cal Naughton Jr., are a fearless duo -- "Shake" and "Bake" by their fans for their ability to finish so many races in the #1 and #2 positions, with Cal always in second place. When flamboyant French Formula One driver Jean Girard challenges "Shake" and "Bake" for the supremacy of NASCAR, Ricky Bobby must face his own demons and fight Girard for the right to be known as racing's top driver. |
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Continuity: Several times throughout the various racing scenes, the cars in the race change from Busch Series cars to Nextel Cup cars and back again. Revealing mistakes: In the last shot, as they drive away from the race track in the Chevelle, you can see that the road they are on is barricaded at the far end (for filming purposes). Continuity: In the winner's circle at the end of the movie, Cal's earring appears and disappears between takes. Revealing mistakes: When Ricky and Susan are talking in the bar, in the close-up shots Susan's glasses have no lenses in them. Continuity: In the bar, when Ricky and Susan are talking, the table beside them, currently in the foreground, has a tip on it. In the first shot, the bills are lying flat, but in all proceeding clips, the top bill is folded up in the back-right corner. Continuity: When Ricky Bobby is talking to Cal and Carly is beside them listening to them, her sunglasses go from over her eyes to up on her head between shots. Revealing mistakes: There is an obvious stunt driver when Ricky is running from the police. Continuity: In one of the races, Ricky Bobby has a "Fig Newton" sticker on his windshield, taking up practically the entire windshield. During his crash sequence, there is no sticker on his windshield. Continuity: While at the Unlucky Possum bar, Susan's hair changes from on the side of her face to pulled back in various shots. Continuity: When Ricky Bobby is getting his arm broken by Girard on the pool table, at one point he has a beer in his hand. But in the next shot the beer has disappeared. Continuity: During Ricky Bobby's first crash, he's shown shifting gears in an effort to catch up to the Frenchman. He's wearing Silver shoes with a blue Puma symbol and after the crash, while he's running around "on fire", he's wearing blue shoes with a yellow Puma symbol. Continuity: During the school scene when Ricky's Dad comes in, he is wearing sunglasses. They disappear and then reappear in the next two camera angle changes. Continuity: When Ricky is in the hospital and his teammates are talking to him about how he is not paralyzed and he can use his legs, the collar/neckline of his hospital gown repeatedly changes position around his neck between shots. Continuity: When five-year-old Ricky steals his mother's station wagon outside the convenience store, the same maroon 1972 Ford Mustang is shown twice. First spinning out from the left as Ricky exits the parking lot (viewed from the store), and in the very next shot, the Mustang swerves again as Ricky navigates the busy street (long view). Continuity: During the final crash at Talladega, Ricky Bobby's car is upside down, but on the laptop screen from which Lucius is tracking the race the car is right side up. Continuity: When Ricky is talking to Cal Naughton, Jr on the phone, a pillow behind him disappears then reappears in different positions several times during the conversation. Continuity: When Cal Naughton, Jr calls Ricky, Ricky reaches over to answer the phone behind the cushion and knocks the remote between his body and the couch. A little later in the scene, the remote is in his other hand, then it is on his lap, and then back in his hand again. Continuity: When Cal is whispering "Shake and Bake" into Girard's ear, you can see a wedding ring on his finger, but at this moment in the movie he is not married. This happens during the fight between Girard and Ricky when Ricky shows up at the track with a broken arm. Continuity: SPOILER: During the long crash scene that ends Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby's race, both cars lose most if not all of their wheels, as they are visibly attached only by their safety tethers. After the wreck, however, both cars have all their wheels in place. Revealing mistakes: SPOILER: During the climatic crash scene, when Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard's cars are tumbling and crashing in slow motion, the interiors of the cars are plainly and repeatedly visible, revealing no engines, no transmissions, and no car parts whatsoever. These crashed vehicles were clearly only car bodies with wheels cosmetically attached. Continuity: In Ricky's first crash there is a car that swerves sideways and looks as if it is going to hit Bobby on the side. In the next shot the car is past Ricky's car and going straight down the road. Continuity: During the race where there is a large "Fig Newton" sticker on Ricky's windshield, the wording slopes downward from the passenger side to the driver's side, when viewed from outside the car. This would block Ricky's view. When the camera is inside the car, looking forward, the wording slopes upward from the passenger side to the driver's side, giving Ricky a relatively unobstructed view. Fact errors: When Ricky and Cal execute "Shake N Bake", they down shift before pulling out of line. A few times this occur, they're racing at Talladega. With the exception of restarts, and entering and exiting pit road (which they did at full speed), you never have to shift during the race. Also, Ricky was single-handedly passing multiple cars at Talladega. With today's air packages and plates, passing one car alone is a feat that rarely occurs. Fact errors: When Bobby tries to win the race while driving in reverse there should have been flaps on the roof. Every NASCAR car has flaps that open up on the roof to prevent them from flying into the air when in a crash. They only open when the car is moving in reverse with sufficient wind speed. Fact errors: The race held at Texas Motor Speedway has signs showing that it is the Dickies 500. That race is held in November and ends after dark. The race is finished in the daylight. Continuity: When Ricky realizes that Cal crudely pasted his face over his in the family portrait, the close-up shows Cal wearing sunglasses. From further away, the photo shows Cal with no sunglasses on. Continuity: At the end, the "ME" car when revealed, is powered by a grungy, orange small block Chevy V8. Note, distributor at the rear of motor. After "borrowing" parts to be competitive, it miraculously turned into a small block Ford v8. Distributor is now in front. Continuity: When Reese Bobby shows up at school for career day and is standing at the door of the classroom he is wearing sunglasses. The shot cuts away to Ricky excited to see his dad then cuts back to Reese and the glasses are gone. The shot cuts away to the teacher then back to Reese and his sunglasses are back. Continuity: When Ricky Bobby's father gets thrown out of Applebees and they are walking down the center of the street, from the head-on shots as he is following his dad, the double yellow centerlines are far apart. In the side, profile cuts, the centerline is a normal double yellow line only about one foot wide. Continuity: When Ricky has his big wreck and thinks he's on fire, there are no people in the stands. Continuity: When Ricky gets his arm broken you can clearly see it's his left arm. But when he's in the car he has the cast on his right arm. Continuity: When Ricky and Jean get out of their cars after the final crash, Ricky clearly has a "soul patch" (facial hair on lower lip). However, when they are running to the finish line, he does not have the patch. When they are waving to the crowd, Ricky has his patch back. Continuity: When Ricky meets Mr. Dennit for the first time, he brings his drunken wife. During this seen, her arm switches from being on Mr. Dennit's shoulder to her beer cup between shots. FAIR: Ricky was fired from Dennit Racing in the middle of the movie but before the last race it looks like his uniform still has Dennit Racing on it. However, a closer look shows that the wording has been at least partially removed, but that the stitching is still visible. Continuity: When they all are seated for dinner praying to Baby Jesus, the glass on the far right of the screen keeps going from full to half full, straw and no straw. Fact errors: During the restart when both Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby are the only 2 remaining cars with 6 laps left, they start side-by-side. In NASCAR, all lead-lap cars restart single-file, and with 10 or fewer laps left, all carts restart single-file, regardless of being on the same lap or not. Fact errors: The standard North Carolina State Patrol cars are not white as they are during the police chase. They are silver with a black on both sides. Revealing mistakes: After Reese Bobby was thrown out of Applebee's, you can see that he is wearing knee pads while talking to Ricky in the street. FAIR: The quote attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt in the opening credits was not actually spoken by her. As the film is a comedy, we can assume the film makers meant for it to be a joke. Fact errors: The North Carolina State Highway Patrol cars are shown with civilian-style license plates. As of 2004, the NCSHP only puts civilian-style license plates on unmarked patrol cars. Continuity: After the crash during practice when Ricky pulls into the pits, he throws his helmet off when he gets out of the car. A few seconds his helmet is back on. Fact errors: Although NASCAR does allow relief drivers to get in a car after the race is already started. The relief driver must have practiced in a NASCAR Cup car during that weekend at that track of the event. Since Ricky is on the pit crew, he would not have practiced a car and therefore would not be allowed to get in the car for his first race. Revealing mistakes: There are two race cars shown as Dodge Intrepids, Jamie McMurray's car and the yellow #22 Caterpillar car. NASCAR switched to Dodge Charger in 2005, although some team were still using the Intrepid. In the final race at Talladega the yellow #22 Caterpillar car is shown as a Dodge Intrepid but with Dodge Charger logos. At the same race, Jamie Mcmurray's car can be seen as a Dodge Charger stock car during the big wreck. Revealing mistakes: Twice during the scene in Ricky's mother's kitchen, Ricky's younger son mouths the words while his older brother is saying them. Continuity: Before the final race at Talladega, Ricky approaches his newly painted "ME" car uncovered, the car is then shown later to be covered and then unveiled. BOOM: After the race where Ricky wins in reverse, when he is talking to the Dennit racing president you can clearly see a boom visible in the car window. Revealing mistakes: As Ricky's parents are driving to the hospital during the opening scene of the movie, the shift lever is in the Park position. Fact errors: NASCAR did not implement the double file restarts for lead lap cars until midway through the 2009 season. Since Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard were both still on the lead lap, Ricky Bobby would have had to line up behind Girard since he was in second place when the caution flag came out. Ricky would have been black flagged for lining up that way, meaning he could not have won the race, even if he had crossed the line before Girard. Fact errors: Ricky Bobby's car is shown to have a 5 speed transmission with a reverse gear. However NASCAR only allows a 4 speed transmission with a reverse gear. Continuity: When Reese is trying to get Ricky to 'make friends with the fear', Ricky opens the door to the car and then closes it after seeing the cougar. When Reese tells him to get back in the car, the cougar "unlocks" the door by pulling the lock up, though it was already unlocked. CHAR: When Bobby checks under his car after thinking he has drugs under his vehicle, he says it's "Lucky Charms" when in fact the cereal is Malt-O-Meal's "Marshmallow Mateys". Revealing mistakes: After Susan flashes her breasts to Carly, she covers back herself up. After having done so, the camera cuts to her tying up her cardigan where the outline of strapless bra is clearly seen. GEOG: When they race at Texas Motor Speedway, the track in most of the small scenes afterwards is Talladega. CHAR: Ricky's father tells him at the motel that he was conceived when he was only 17, putting Ricky's father 18 years older, at most, than Ricky. Later that day (in the kitchen), Ricky's father tells Ricky that he is 55 years old, which would make Ricky either 37 or 38. When Ricky gets his drivers license, it shows his DOB is 7/16/71 and the date issued is 7/16/02, which would make him only 31. CHAR: During the school scene in the beginning of the movie, Ricky can clearly be seen writing on his desk with his right hand, but later in the movie he is shown signing autographs with his left hand. Revealing mistakes: Near the end of the film, Susan explains that they repainted Ricky's car. However, the "repainted" car is a Ford Taurus. The car Ricky drove earlier in the film was a Chevrolet Monte Carlo. CHAR: Marrying Cal Naughton Jr. would not make Carly's name Carly Naughton Jr., as the Jr. is a personal appellation of him. |
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Ricky Bobby: I'm going fast again! Cal Naughton, Jr.: How fast is he going? Lucius Washington: 26 miles per hour. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. Jean Girard: [has Ricky in an arm lock] I will let you go, Ricky. But first, I want you to say..."I... love... crepes." Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't you say it, Ricky. These colors don't run. Ricky Bobby: I'm not gonna say it. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Good. Ricky Bobby: Hey, look, Frenchy, I thought about it. So why don't you go ahead and break my arm? Jean Girard: I do not want to break your arm, Monsieur Bobby, but I am a man of my word. Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal. He's not gonna break it because I'm gonna slip out of it right now. Houdini! [he tries unsuccessfully to get free] Jean Girard: Whoa! Get down, you little pancake. Ricky Bobby: Someone might as well get me a beer while I'm down here. Jean Girard: But you have forced me to do this. You are now mocking me and making me look ridiculous. Just say, "I love crepes." Cal Naughton, Jr.: You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better. Ricky Bobby: Wait, are they the really thin pancakes? Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah. Jean Girard: Yes they are. They are the really thin pancakes. It's just a French word for them. Ricky Bobby: Oh, my god, I love those. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Put any syrups you want on them. I'm just saying, think about it. Ricky Bobby: They come with cheese sometimes? Jean Girard: Yes, of course, a fromage-crepe. Ricky Bobby: Well, why didn't someone yell that right-right away? Jean Girard: Do you know what's in the crepe suzette? Ricky Bobby: Oh, I love the crepe suzette. Jean Girard: With the sugar and lemon juice... Ricky Bobby: Yeah, the sugar and the lemon juice. Sure. Jean Girard: Grand Marnier. Ricky Bobby: I wo - I wish I could crawl into one of those right now. I'd eat my way out from the inside. Ricky Bobby: I will not shake your hand, but I will give you this [kisses Jean Girard] Jean Girard: You taste of America. Ricky Bobby: Thank you. [on why Ricky should resume his racing career] Susan: It's because it's what you love, Ricky. It is who you were born to be. And here you sit, thinking. Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver. He is a doer. And that's what you need to do. You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra! And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years. And it is good. And you use it. And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky. You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you? Ricky Bobby: [pauses] Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now. Ricky Bobby: You sick, sons of bitches. I mean you walk in that door, on your two legs... all fat and cocky and lookin at me in my chair. And you tell me its all in my head? I hope that both of you have sons... Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray you know that pain and that hurt. Lucius Washington: [enraged] Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us! You are NOT paralyzed! Ricky Bobby: Hey! It's me, America! Jean Girard: Bon. So, what if you just said: "I love really thin pancakes"? That is a fair compromise, no? Kyle: That is a fair compromise. Herschell: Very fair, actually. Ricky Bobby: No! Because then everyone would know I really meant crêpes! Kyle: That's actually a pretty good compromise right there. Jean Girard: Why do you want me to break your arm so badly? Ricky Bobby: You don't understand. You don't understand because you don't understand liberty. You don't understand freedom. So you put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! You hear me? Cal Naughton, Jr.: [leans down to talk to Ricky in a low voice] Hey. This is just between you and me, okay? I mean, forget all these other guys. But he did give you a pretty decent out. But it's your call. Ricky Bobby: [whispering] What do you think? Cal Naughton, Jr.: Don't say it. Ricky Bobby: Yeah. I'm not gonna say it. Nope. Break it, Pepé Le Pew! Jean Girard: As you wish. [He breaks Ricky's arm] Ricky Bobby: [in pain] He actually did it! Reese Bobby: [walks into the classroom] Excuse me, darling. I'm Reese Bobby. I'm here for career day with my son, Ricky. 10-year-old Ricky: Dad! Reese Bobby: Hey there, boy! Man, you got big. How long's it been? Three, four months? 10-year-old Ricky: Ten years. Reese Bobby: Ten years? Man, I gotta lay off the peyote. [puts a cigarette in his mouth] Schoolteacher: Mr. Bobby, there's no smoking in here. Reese Bobby: Oh, it's all right, darling, I'm a volunteer fireman. Okay, I am a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist. Classmates: OOO0HHHH! Reese Bobby: And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here. Schoolteacher: Okay, I think that's enough. Reese Bobby: Your teacher wants you to go slow, and she's wrong because it's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid. [classmates all cheer] Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey. Texas Ranger: Someone didn't love you enough when you were little, did they? Reese Bobby: That's a good call. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake! Ricky Bobby: What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened! Jean Girard: Is that a catchphrase or epilepsy? Jean Girard: Hakuna Matata, bitches! [repeated line] Ricky Bobby, Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake! Schoolteacher: Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby. Ricky, is your father here? 10-year-old Ricky: No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But, my mama say he's out racing cars, and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves. [classmates laugh at what Ricky said] Schoolteacher: Okay, kids, that's enough. Were gonna move on to Brennan. 10-Year-Old Cal: Don't pay them no mind, Ricky. 10-year-old Ricky: Thanks, Cal. Shake and Bake. You'll be my best friend forever. Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys? Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. [Chip is starled] Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR? Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo. Ricky Bobby: Nice. Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that. Texas Ranger: Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say "husband"? Herschell: Wow... Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate! Ricky Bobby: The room's startin to spin real fast... cause of... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you [Ricky faints] Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky!Ricky! OH GOD! [from the unrated version] Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas. Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up! Ricky Bobby: I- I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately. Passenger on Bus: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem! Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you. Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby. Ricky Bobby: I can't understand a word you've said the whole time. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something? Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French. Ricky Bobby: You say you're French? Jean Girard: Oui. [sounds like 'We'] Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster? Ricky Bobby: Chinese food? Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food. Jean Girard: That's from China. Ricky Bobby: Pizza. Jean Girard: Italy. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga. Jean Girard: Mexico. Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us? Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the Ménage à Trois. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things. Ricky Bobby: Hey. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Well that last one's pretty cool. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Abracadabra homes Cal Naughton, Jr.: So when you say psychosomatic, you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts? Ricky Bobby: [television commercial] Hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f-*bleep* you. Ricky Bobby: I get emotional. You guys are workin' so hard, and I'm just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I tell you what, Ricky, you are truly blessed. These two are two in a million, just like Carley's ta-tas. You won't find another rack like that, I guarantee it. Carley Bobby: Thank you, Cal. Walker: That's real sweet of you, Cal. Ricky Bobby: Cal, that's a real nice sentiment. That's about one of the nicest things you ever said. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Well, I mean it. Carley Bobby: Stop it, gonna make me cry. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Comes from the heart. Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys! Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass! Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah! Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys! Ricky Bobby: Come on! Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ass! Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on! Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man. Walker: Greatest Generation my ass. Tom Brokaw's a punk! Chip: What is wrong with you? Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! [first lines] Reese Bobby: [Reese is speeding] Guess how fast were going now. Lucy Bobby: [screams] I don't care, I'm having a baby! Reese Bobby: Hundred and five miles an hour, you believe that? Lucy Bobby: [in the beginning of the movie and Reese is speeding] Reese, you just passed the hospital! Lucy Bobby: [they keep on driving] The baby's coming, he's coming now! Reese Bobby: All right, all right, hold on. Lucy Bobby: Okay, but i think he might be stuck. Reese Bobby: Grab onto something. Ready? One, two, three! [He slams the brakes and we hear Ricky pop out of Lucy] Lucy Bobby: It's a baby boy. Waffle House Manager: [it's career day at Ricky's school and a girl is introducing her father] I'm happy that Waffle House was okay with me coming here to talk to y'all about my day-to-day. And, y'all, that's pretty much, in a shell what it's like to manage a Waffle House. Ma'am, I don't know what else you want me to say to them. And I'm also gonna need to know where your commode's at. Schoolteacher: Okay, let's give him a round of applause. Thank you. Reese Bobby: Now, you show me the DNA test and then maybe I'll, uh... I'll say hello to these swamp rats. Frank: [from the house next door] You people shut the hell up! I got a wife in an oxygen tent tryin' to sleep! Reese Bobby: You better shut the hell up or I'll come over there and rip a hole in that tent! Lucy Bobby: Yeah, shut up, Frank! Walker: Go shave your balls, you dusty old fart! Reese Bobby: Okay, I guess they are my grandkids. [after crashing Ricky Bobby, and Starts to speed to the Finish Line] Jamie McMurray: See You! Wouldn't wanna be You! Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. Walker: My friends and I skipped school and we filled up a cup of pee and tried to get our neighbors dog to drink it. But he wouldn't Walker: Shut up in here I'm trying to sleep Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth Cal Naughton, Jr.: [on the telephone] Ricky, I think your house is haunted. Ricky Bobby: Cal, that is a new house! It just has a lot of creaks and moans and groans in it! [pauses] Ricky Bobby: Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway? Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last. You know, you know what I'm talking about? [to television camera] Ricky Bobby: That there is trademarked, not to be used without written permission of Ricky Bobby, Inc. Chip: [to Ricky Bobby] Are you just going to let your sons talk to their grandfather like this? Ricky Bobby: Hell yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk! Carley Bobby: If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman! Ricky Bobby: [after a girl flashes him] Please be 18. Ricky Bobby: Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken." Ricky Bobby: Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Lucius Washington: [trying to remove a knife in Ricky's leg] Let's use this knife to pry it out! Texas Ranger: Old man, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey! [last lines] [after the credits] Texas Ranger: Great analysis, Walker. Walker: Thanks. Ricky Bobby: Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch? Reese Bobby: There's nothing more frightening then driving with a live goddamn cougar next to you. Lucius Washington: Okay, we have got to get that car back onto the race track or our sponsors are gonna shit a chicken. Now I'm gonna ask you: do any of you guys wanna go fast? Ricky Bobby: I wanna go fast! Cal Naughton, Jr.: I had a dream where Jesus was a dirty old bum, and I was about to sock him in the face because, well he's a dirty old bum, but then I thought, there's something special about him... Ricky Bobby: Because it was Jesus, right... Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah... Ricky Bobby: [while signing autographs] I'd love to sign your baby! Ricky Bobby: If you ain't first, you're last. Texas Ranger: Why, if it isn't our mangy, transient grandfather. Walker: [the boys are running around when they should be in Sunday school] ANARCHY! ANARCHY! Texas Ranger: I don't know what that means, but I LOVE it! Lucius Washington: You're not gonna live forever. Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means? Lucius Washington: No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life. Ricky Bobby: No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that. Ricky Bobby: Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander! Jean Girard: [Jean chuckles, confused] What is the Highlander? Ricky Bobby: It's a movie. It won the Academy Award. Jean Girard: Oh for what? Ricky Bobby: Best movie ever made. Opening text: America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936 Susan: Hi, I'm his lady. I'm Susan. I painted the car, I... we had sex. Reese Bobby: Is that right? Susan, Ricky Bobby: Yeah. Reese Bobby: Well, I wish I coulda been there for that. Jarvis: Cal, Ricky's passing you. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Do you think Ricky is passing me in my subconscious? Jarvis: No, he's actually passing you. That's happening right now. Herschell: Yeah? Well we invented the missionary position... You're welcome. PA Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact, and is in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation. Bill Weber: We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NASCAR. Coming up next, it's Ice Dancing to the hits of Motown. Ricky Bobby: Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus,don't even know a word yet. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake 'n Bake! [puts hand out] Ricky Bobby: No, never again. Cal Naughton, Jr.: You're right. I was like a total dick, man. Ricky Bobby: From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo. Cal Naughton, Jr.: What does Diablo mean? Ricky Bobby: It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken. Ricky Bobby: Wait, Dad. Don't you remember the time you told me "If you ain't first, you're last"? Reese Bobby: Huh? What are you talking about, Son? Ricky Bobby: That day at school. Reese Bobby: Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth. Ricky Bobby: What? I've lived my whole life by that! Reese Bobby: Hey shut up you little pot-licker I'll stick you in a microwave! Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons. Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop! Jean Girard: Then why is the song on the jukebox? Bartender: We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal. Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want what any couple wants. To retire to Stockholm and develop a currency for dogs and cats to use. Ricky Bobby: That's Dumb Jean Girard: Why is it dumb? Ricky Bobby: Nah that's dumb Ricky Bobby: [television commercial] Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. When you're workin' on your mysterious lady parts and stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use... MayPax. The official tampon of NASCAR. Jean Girard: You spilled my macchiato! Lucius Washington: [to the crew as they are speed-changing a customer's tire] Guys! No tires! We're not a pit crew anymore, we're a car wash team. Glenn: Sorry, Lucius. Hard habit to break. Like stalking an ex-girlfriend. Mike Joy: [after a dramatic crash] Car comes to rest; upside down in a big cloud of smoke. Ricky Bobby appears to be okay, but that Wonder Bread car is toast. Larry Dennit, Jr.: [watching the crash] Wow. Fantasic! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Oh my God! Ricky! Ricky Bobby: You can't have two number ones. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah, 'cause that would be eleven. Ricky Bobby: I'm embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it. Chip: Jesus was a man! He had a beard! Ricky Bobby: Slingshot: engaged. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo? Ricky Bobby: "If you have the stereo on..." Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV? Cal Naughton, Jr.: 'Cause I like to party. Texas Ranger: [complaining about doing community service] When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma? Lucy Bobby: Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub? Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life. Reese Bobby: Yep, I guess things are just about perfect... it's making me feel kind of itchy... Ricky Bobby: How 'bout we go get kicked out of an Applebee's? Ricky Bobby: I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Remember that time in tenth grade when we got kicked out of class for playing with Matchbox cars? Who's the retard now? Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable. Jean Girard: It's a sign of friendship in many countries. Ricky Bobby: Well, not here. Jean Girard: There is nothing sexual about it. Please don't be worried about the fact that I have an erection. Its has nothing to do with you. Ricky Bobby: Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful son's, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my Red-Hot Smokin' Wife, Carley Carley Bobby: [raises hands] Woo! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Mhmm! Walker: [along with Texas Ranger] Ow. Cal Naughton, Jr.: There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. Ricky Bobby: I'm just a big hairy American winning machine, you know? Ricky Bobby: Losing is never fun, but here's a little something to keep your spirits up. [extending middle finger] It's real nice, I got it at Target. It was on sale. Larry Dennit, Jr.: That little obscene gesture is going to cost us a bundle. Ricky Bobby: With all due respect, I didn't realize you'd gotten experimental surgery to get your balls removed. Lucy Bobby: So how was your day driving with you father? Ricky Bobby: Well let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great. Jean Girard: Now it is time for the matador to dance with the blind shoe-maker! Jean Girard: Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam. Ricky Bobby: [while people try to restrain him] Get back, I'll windmill ya. Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk! Texas Ranger: Hey there, Popeye! Ricky Bobby: It felt like I was on a spaceship... Ricky Bobby: [television commercial] This is Ricky Bobby. Cal Naughton, Jr.: And I'm Cal Naughton Junior. Ricky Bobby: Urging you not to go to Tijuana. Texas Ranger: Aw, Grandma, not my prison shank! Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! Ricky Bobby: [television commercial] Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. Christmas is right around the corner. And what better gift to give a loved one, [pulls out a huge camping axe] Ricky Bobby: than the Jackhawk 9000. Avaible at Wal-Mart. Texas Ranger: [after Reese getting in an argument with an Applebee's waitress] Please let us not resolve our problems with fighting. Ricky Bobby: Holy moly, that's like lookin' up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt! Cal Naughton, Jr.: Please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend! Jean Girard: By the way, I watched the Highlander movie, It was shit! Ricky Bobby: [after seeing the cougar in the car] Where did you get it? Reese Bobby: I trapped it. I've been keeping it in the bathroom in my motel room. Texas Ranger: You look old, Granny are you gonna die today? [on Ricky's new 'corporate sponsor'] Susan: "Me" is you. Because it's just you out there. We don't have any corporate sponsors, we don't have any fancy team owners. We have you. And this car, and this cougar, which symbolizes the fear that you have overcome. It's all there for you. Glenn: Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur, the mighty sword that Sir Lancelot used to bring together the Knights of the Round Table, until Lancelot betrayed him by laying with his queen... [whispers suggestively]... in the biblical sense. Ricky Bobby: Okay, Glenn. Everything cool that Susan said, you wrecked it. Ricky Bobby: I came here to tell you one thing. Come race time tomorrow I'm coming for you. Jean Girard: Do you know why I came to America Monsieur Bobby? Ricky Bobby: Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America. Jean Girard: I came here for you to beat me. Ricky Bobby: What are you talking about? Jean Girard: My husband Gregory and I want only that what every other couple wants. To tame komodo dragons in Sri Lanka and teach them to perform Hamlet but before I can do that... Ricky Bobby: That's dumb. Jean Girard: It's not dumb. Ricky Bobby: It is dumb. Jean Girard: Why is it dumb? Ricky Bobby: I don't know. Jean Girard: But before I can do that I must be beaten by a driver who is truly better than me. Ricky Bobby: You saying you're going to lose to me on purpose? Jean Girard: No. Ricky Bobby: No? Jean Girard: NO! I will battle you with the entirety of my heart and you will probably lose. But maybe, just maybe. You might challenge me. The Beatles needed the Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric? Ricky Bobby: Wow I feel like I'm in the Highlander. Jean Girard: What's the Highlander? Ricky Bobby: It's a movie. Jean Girard: Oh any good? Ricky Bobby: Very good. It won the academy award. Jean Girard: Oh for what? Ricky Bobby: Best movie ever made. Look I came here to tell you tomorrow I'm coming for you. Jean Girard: May god be with you Monsieur Bobby. Because although today I am friendly. Tomorrow will be war! Ricky Bobby: Alright. Ricky Bobby: What's going on? Jean Girard: Soon you will know what it is like to be beaten by the hands of somebody who is truly better than you. As William Blake wrote 'The catworm forgives the plow". Ricky Bobby: Well I got something for you from the late great Colonel Sanders who said "I'm to drunk to taste this chicken" Jean Girard: What's that got to do with this? Cal Naughton, Jr.: I got a message for all of 'em. Shake... and bake. Ricky Bobby: What does that do? Does that blow your mind? That just happened! Jean Girard: What is that a catch phrase or is that uh epilepsy? Cal Naughton, Jr.: [whispers] Shake and bake. Jean Girard: What? Cal Naughton, Jr.: [whispers] Shake and bake. Jean Girard: [puts finger in Ricky Bobby's face] Listen you better be careful because tomorrow you're going to get beaten. Beaten real bad cowboy! Ricky Bobby: Really? Jean Girard: Yes! Ricky Bobby: Yep, flying through the air this is not good. Ricky Bobby: This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love fig newtons. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Oh and one last question. Ricky Bobby: Yeah? Cal Naughton, Jr.: When you have the stereo on, at the same time as the TV, how do you control the volume on the TV? Ricky Bobby: Why would you want to watch TV with the stereo on? Cal Naughton, Jr.: Cause I like to party. Glenn: Peaches and Cream! [while watching Ricky crash] Bill Weber: Now let's go to John Hannafin, who's in the stands with a country music legend. John Hannafin: Thank you, Sean. I'm here with one of the greatest country music stars of all-time, Kenny Rogers. Kenny, what do you think of the race so far? Kenny Rogers: [obviously not Kenny Rogers] It's good, they're going real fast. Bill Weber: John, that's not Kenny Rogers. John Hannafin: In the song "The Gambler", you sang "You gotta know when to walk away and know when to run." Should Ricky Bobby have stayed away from racing? Kenny Rogers: Mr. Bobby's very competitive. If he wants to race, he should race. John Hannafin: Well, this is John Hannafin with Kenny Rogers. And now back to you, Bill. Bill Weber: Well, that, of course, was not Kenny Rogers. Benny Parsons: Not even close! Jean Girard: Ricky... I watched the Highlander movie. It was shit! |
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