Information
| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 5.8(8001) |
| Listed in: | Comedy |
| Directed by: | Neal Brennan |
| Actors: | Jeremy Piven Ving Rhames James Brolin David Koechner Ed Helms Kathryn Hahn |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Neal Brennan | |
| Actors | |
| Jeremy Piven | as Don Ready |
| Ving Rhames | as Jibby Newsome |
| James Brolin | as Ben Selleck |
| David Koechner | as Brent Gage |
| Ed Helms | as Paxton Harding |
| Tony Hale | as Wade Zooha |
| Ken Jeong | as Teddy Dang |
| Rob Riggle | as Peter Selleck |
| Alan Thicke | as Stu Harding |
| Charles Napier | as Dick Lewiston |
| Jonathan Sadowski | as Blake |
| Craig Robinson | as DJ Request |
| Bryan Callen | as Jason Big Ups! |
| Joey Kern | as Ricky Big Ups! |
| Christopher Gartin | as Selleck Customer - Husband |
| Gary Sanchez | as Passenger Mariachi |
| Matt Walsh | as Captain Ortiz |
| Ian Roberts | as Selleck Customer - Gary |
| T.J. Miller | as Cessna Jim |
| Paul Lieberstein | as Selleck Last Customer |
| Don Abernathy | as Car Buyer |
| David Bantly | as Selleck Salesman #1 |
| Jason Castle | as Rioter |
| Will Ferrell | as McDermott |
| Austin Honaker | as That Guy in the Riot |
| Alan Mueting | as Customer/Rioter |
| Bradley Steven Perry | as Young Don Ready |
| Brennan Taylor | as Karaoke patron |
| Actresses | |
| Kathryn Hahn | as Babs Merrick |
| Jordana Spiro | as Ivy Selleck |
| Noureen DeWulf | as Heather |
| Wendie Malick | as Tammy Selleck |
| Kristen Schaal | as Stewardess Stacey |
| Jessica St. Clair | as Selleck Customer - Wife |
| Mary Castro | as Stripper |
| Samantha Albert | as Selleck Auto Trader Customer |
| Jean Villepique | as Selleck Customer - Mother |
| Brooke Lenzi | as Karaoke Pretty Girl |
| Morgan Murphy | as Karaoke Bartender |
| Gwen Stewart | as McDermott Angel #1 |
| Courtney Alain Bradshaw | as McDermott Angel #2 |
| Molly Erdman | as Selleck Customer of Zooha |
| Erica Vittina Phillips | as Selleck Customer - Teddy |
| Sabrina Renata Maahs | as Don's Stripper |
| Brianne Van Cuyck | as Brent's Stripper |
| Ivonnah Erskine | as Gypsy |
| Gina Gershon | |
| Kayla Laws | as Enraged Teen |
| Cheryl Lyone | as Excited customer |
| Vanessa Ross | as Sapphire |
| Danielle Souza | as Customer |
| Kulap Vilaysack | as Blowout Customer #2 |
| Juliana Zanville | as Crazy Customer |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | December 2007 - ? |
| Gross: |
USA - 5,642,137 USD (16 August 2009) UK - 35,362 GBP (25 October 2009) |
| Plot: | In a desperate attempt to save his rapidly failing used car dealership, Ben Selleck hires a crack team of "car mercenaries" to ramp up sales during the Fourth of July weekend. Led by the fast-talking, foul-mouthed, self-assured Don "The Goods" Ready, the group has three days to sell over 200 cars. But as Don undertakes his newest mission, and quickly falls for the boss's daughter Ivy, he realizes he'll have to trust more than his cars and his crafty skills in deceit to make a success out of the daunting weekend. |
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Original Soundtracks
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"Luckydutch" Written by Parker Griggs Performed by Radio Moscow "Caught Up In You" .38 Special "Salsa Tulsa" Written by Orr Ravhon and Erica Weis Performed by Orr Ravhon "Selleck Motors Jingle" Written by Orr Ravhon and Erica Weis Performed by Orr and The RavTones "Let's Make a Baby" Written by Adam McKay , Orr Ravhon and Erica Weis Performed by Jason Joseph and The RavTones Courtesy of RavTones Records |
Goofs
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Revealing mistakes: During the scene where Don is making a tandem skydive into the Selleck dealership, there are a number of obvious mistakes regarding the parachute gear: You can see there is no main parachute connected at the "three ring circus" connector point on the main harness as the two are in the aircraft doorway; There is no drogue parachute used during the freefall; Under canopy, there are only 5 or 6 straight cords connecting the parachute to the harness, instead of 10 to 12 split lines; The parachute the two land under is very small (less than 200 square feet), instead of the 400 - 500 square feet required for a tandem rig; and when Cessna Jim pulls his parachute up after landing, it is not connected anywhere to the harness. CHAR: While trying to convince "Paxton Harding" to purchase a vehicle, "Don Ready" suggests he take his band on a tour of the Florida Panhandle. The first city he mentions in Gainesville, which is located North Florida, not the Panhandle. |
Quotes
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Brent Gage: In schoolyards, "Don Ready" is a euphemism for a hard-on. Jibby Newsome: [after turning on "Dawson's Creek" in his motel room] James Van Der Beek, my nigga! Jibby Newsome: Listen man, I haven't been home in a year and a half... and I'm about 90% sure I left the front door open. Teddy Dang: Ahhhh, it feels like a Smurf jizzed all over my face! Babs Merrick: If he moves that car, I'll eat my own pussy. Ivy Selleck: Mister Ready, this business has been in our family for 40 years, so no sleazy stuff okay? Don Ready: Don't worry about it darlin' we're not going to break the rules, we're just going to bend them a little bit... Ivy Selleck: [wiggles around faking enthusiasm] Okay, okay. I just, I know your type. You know it's all the thrill of the hunt, I get it. I mean you crave it, you corner it, but mister Ready let me ask you a question. You know what to do when you catch it? [awkward silence drops around the dinner table] Don Ready: Are we talking about pussy? DeeJay: Nobody tells deejay request what to play. Let them tell you what to play, they lose respect for you. They lose respect for you, you lose control. Not today... [let's his own words sink in and starts smiling] DeeJay: All right! Don Ready: Pain is weakness leaving the body. Jibby Newsome: I'm [pause] making love. Heather: [moans] making love. Jibby Newsome: You know what nobody ever told me 'bout making love? Heather: What? Jibby Newsome: How borin' it is. Heather: Yeah! Jibby Newsome: [pause] You can do anything you want. My safe word is blueberry pancakes. McDermott: Ten percent real juice motherfucker! Don Ready: Hey McDermott, we did it. A happy ending! McDermott: Yeah, if you call selling cars in Temecula a happy ending. Angels: [signing] Temecula! It's not even motherfucking Fresno! Ben Selleck: Look, I may be old fashioned, but when a man tells me to wear my boner pants I wear my boner pants. Don Ready: You give away free hot dogs and put up an inflatable gorilla, shit's gonna go down. Dick Lewiston: I never cared much for Jews, queers, or fuckin' Eskimos. It was just the way I was raised. Brent Gage: Is that it? Dick Lewiston: Yeah! I thought we were opening up here! Dick Lewiston: Rock climbing? Why would anybody go climb a rock? Man, things are changing. I remember when men were "men" and women were "gals" and we called coloreds "coloreds"... Babs Merrick: Honey, we just finished the last job three hours ago. I still smell like customer! Stewardess Stacey: Sir, there's no smoking on airplanes. Don Ready: I know! It's ridiculous, isn't it? Don't worry about it, I'll be quick. Don Ready: I had to take my pants off and nibble my Old Spice down to three ounces just to get on the plane, Stacey! Stewardess Stacey: They made me throw out my mouthwash. Brent Gage: I had to give up my bath jellies. Babs Merrick: They made me breast feed some old man. Don Ready: Like Henry David Thoreau and Rosa Parks and David Lee Roth when he left Van Halen we can say "Enough! Enough injustice!" Don Ready: I'm sorry. I apologize. I'm... I'm a Christian man or whatever religion dominates the region I'm selling in, but you have to admit it did sound like she was talking about the big va-jay-jay, right? McDermott: Most people who're this situation, their life flashes before their eyes and they go through a list of regrets.For the next 45 seconds I want to go through the list of things I've done right. Number one. Full length back tattoo of the Hawaiian punch guy. 10% real fruit juice MOTHER FUCKERS! Don Ready: I'm Don "The Goods" Ready. Everyone here told you their story, here's mine... I have hair on my balls and I sell cars. The end. Don Ready: Alright everyone just calm down. Bottom line, we have all just committed a federal offense. Which means that G-men are going to be crawling all over this lot. Let's get our stories straight... Dang came at us with a samurai sword, fire extinguisher and Chinese throwing stars. Brent Gage: Fat kids... customer hates you. Fat wife... customer pities you. Shit Zooha, that's the best fat wife I've seen in four or five years. Can I have a copy of it? Jibby Newsome: See, I try to tell women all the time... Auto Lister is like MySpace for serial killers. Selleck Customer - Gary: It's a good car, right? Babs Merrick: No. Selleck Customer - Gary: I don't give a shit. I'll push the motherfucker. Babs Merrick: Go see the dudes in the back. Run, man! Don Ready: Hey, uh, Paxton... Lance Bass called, He said he, uh... Oh, fucking forget it. Paxton Harding: Yeah, like he would have your number. Stu Harding: Hey, Lance Bass never opened for OTown, My boy did. You can Google it. Paxton Harding: Yeah. I told them that already, dad. They refused to Google it. Dick Lewiston: Motherfucker I ring the bell! Don Ready: Are you in a boy band? Paxton Harding: No. I'm in a man band. We're all over 30. We call it a man band. Don Ready: You're men in a boy band. DeeJay: [in cheerful DJ voice] Hey guys! A couple of guys came in here earlier looking for Vanessa and I got a little bit of bad news for you... Vanessa is dead! Here's Radio Moscow... Brent Gage: [during lap dance] Oh, that's disgusting! But don't get me wrong... I have an erection. Babs Merrick: You're a virgin? Jibby Newsome: Oh, hell no! Babs Merrick: Oh. Jibby Newsome: No, I been with hundreds of women... maybe thousands. I... I just ain't never really ever made love to a woman. You know, I've done 3-ways, 4-ways, menage-a-tois, menage sept, menage seises... I've sixty-nined, eighty-nined... one hundred fourteened. Golden, diamond and platinum showers. I like that. I mean, I ripped shit up. Done all that... but I ain't never ever made love to a woman. DeeJay: Hey guys! Get those food orders in quickly 'cause in 25 minutes the kitchen is rented out for a porno shoot. Are you disgusted? I am! Babs Merrick: Make no mistake, gentlemen. When you die... poop... leaves... your butt. Brent Gage: [Knocking on motel room door] Come on Don... come on. Babs Merrick: What's going on? Don's never been late for the last day of a sale. Ivy Selleck: [Opening door] Don's gone. Aaaaand you did not see me here. Okay. Babs Merrick: Well did he go to the lot? Ivy Selleck: I don't know. He kind of just freaked out and left. Jibby Newsome: 'Querque all over again. Babs Merrick: Fuckin' 'Querque. |
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