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Information

Year: 2002
Rating: 5.6(25556)
Listed in: Comedy, Fantasy
Directed by: Tom Brady
Actors: Rob Schneider Matthew Lawrence Eric Christian Olsen Robert Davi Anna Faris Melora Hardin
  "The hottest chick in town just switched bodies with the luckiest loser in the world."

Cast

 Directed by
Tom Brady  
 Actors
Rob Schneider as Jessica
Matthew Lawrence as Billy
Eric Christian Olsen as Jake
Robert Davi as Stan
Matt Weinberg as Booger
Michael O'Keefe as Richie
Nicko Mariolis as Grotesque Groom
Tony Wilde as Spizoni
Steven Kravitz as Ben Feingold
Osman Soykut as King
Jeremy Kramer as Yogurt Boss
Adam Del Rio as Yogurt Guy
Jake Iannarino as Bonesy
Mane Andrew as Marlon
Chase Penny as Long Haired Jock
Dick Gregory as Bathroom Attendant
Wiley Roberts as Keecia's Dad
Jason Tobin as Jock
Sean Meagher as Jock
Wes Takahashi as Reporter
Scott Dolezal as Night Club Bartender
Clark Taylor as Fitzi
Bob Rubin as Pole Cat Bouncer
Louis Lombardi as Pole Cat Bar Patron
Mykal Anthony Bean as Hip Hop Dancer
Jesse Santos as Hip Hop Dancer
Ronnie Willis as Hip Hop Dancer
Chris Moss as Hip Hop Dancer
Robert Vinson as Hip Hop Dancer
Paul Benshoof as Hip Hop Freestyle Dancer
Earl Wright as Hip Hop Freestyle Dancer
Michael Papajohn as Security Guard
Kenny Alexander as Security Guard
Dane Farwell as Maintenance Man
Mark Chadwick as Delivery Truck Driver
Ryan Bosch as Movie Ticket Taker
Hugh Gehrke as Line Judge
Adam Sandler as Mambuza Bongo Guy
Hawk Younkins as Football Jock
 Actresses
Anna Faris as April
Melora Hardin as Carol
Alexandra Holden as Lulu
Rachel McAdams as Jessica
Maritza Murray as Keecia
Fay Hauser as Mrs. Thomas
Jodi Long as Korean Mother
Tia Mowry as Venetia
Tamera Mowry as Sissy
Lee Garlington as Vice Principal Bernard
Angie Stone as Madame Mambuza
Leila Kenzle as Julie
Michelle Branch as DJ
Sam Doumit as Eden
Megan Kuhlmann as Hildenburg
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz as Monique
Melissa Lawner as Sasha
Shazia as Princess Nawa
Vivian Corado as Servant Girl
Maria-Elena Laas as Bianca
Pilar Schneider as Judge #1
Lisa Brady as Judge #2
Katie Lohmann as Pole Cat Stripper
Berglind Icey as Stripper
Giselle Fernandez as Newscaster
Carmit Bachar as Hip Hop Dancer
Staci B. Flood as Hip Hop Dancer
Kimberly Morrow as Hip Hop Dancer
Lisette Bustamante as Hip Hop Dancer
Lisa Joann Thompson as Hip Hop Dancer
Teresa Espinosa as Hip Hop Freestyle Dancer
Chonique Sneed as Freestyle Dancer
Melanie Benz as Palace Girl
Rebecca Lin as Palace Girl
Nadine Ellis as Palace Girl
Vergi Rodriguez as Palace Girl
Katie Wiersema as Jessica Cheer Girl
Paige Peterson as Jessica Cheer Girl
Kim Green as Jessica Cheer Girl
Michelle Heitzler as Jessica Cheer Girl
Joslin Marie De Diego as Jessica Cheer Girl
Nicole Albright as Jessica Cheer Girl
Sandra McCoy as Jessica Cheer Girl
Rhonda Roberts as Bianca Salsa Girl
Erin Hernandez as Bianca Salsa Girl
Maria Carmen as Bianca Salsa Girl
Denise Marie Jerome as Bianca Salsa Girl
Joelene Walker as Bianca Salsa Girl
Christine Herrera as Bianca Salsa Girl
Elizabeth Herrera as Bianca Salsa Girl
Monica Soto as Bianca Salsa Girl
Leilani Rios as Bianca Salsa Girl
Jenna Stewart as Bianca Salsa Girl
Jenna Dewan as Bianca Salsa Girl
Kimberly Fox as Cheerleader
Jessica Meza as Sauna Girl
Renee Reres as Palace Girl

Movie info

Languages: English
Filming dates: 18 March 2002 - May 2002
Gross: USA - 7,401,146 USD (15 December 2002)
UK - 405,450 GBP (1 June 2003)
Worldwide - 19,557,959 USD (except USA)
Spain - 719,515 EUR (16 March 2003)
 
Plot: Jessica Spencer is a popular, but cruel and spoiled high school cheerleader who wakes up one day in the body of a 30-something man after having switched bodies with a petty crook, named Clive, thanks of a pair of mystical earings Jessica stole from a occult shop, one of which ends up in Clive's posession. Now Jessica (in Clive's body) must find a way get her/his body back while learning first-hand the values and cons of being a man, while Clive (in Jessica's body) takes advantage of his/her new body to set in motion a crime spree to put the blame on Jessica.

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Original Soundtracks

  "That's What Girls Do" Written by Nina Osoff and Richie Supa Performed by No Secrets Courtesy of Jive Records
"Les Sauvages" Written by Jeremy Parzen and William Carney Performed by Les Sans Culottes Licensed Courtesy of Sugaroo
"Si Si" Written by Issa Bagayogo, Moussa Kone and Yves Wernert Performed by Issa Bagayogo Courtesy of Six Degrees Records By Arrangement with Ocean Park Music Group
"Do Whatcha Wanna Do" Written by Marc Constanzo, Sharon Constanzo, Paul Vance and Lee Pockriss Performed by Len Courtesy of DreamWorks Records Under License from Universal Music Enterprises Contains a sample of "Bobbie" Written by Lee Pockriss and Paul Vance Performed by The Cuff Links Courtesy of MCA Records Under License from Universal Music Enterprises
"Take Tomorrow (One Day at a Time)" Written and Performed by Butch Walker Courtesy of Arista Records, Inc./HiFi Recordings Under license from BMG Special Products, Inc.
"Now Understand This" Written by Kellin Manning and Taryn Manning Performed by Boomkat Courtesy of DreamWorks Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Do It (Til You're Satisfied)" Written by Billy Nichols Performed by B.T. Express
"Sao Salvador Da Bahia" Written and Performed by Joss Baselli and Armand Canfora
"Monday Mi Amor" Written by Mark Ellis and Alex Tsisserev Performed by Soluna Courtesy of DreamWorks Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"The Authority Song" Words and Music by Jim Adkins (as James Adkins), Rick Burch (as Richard Burch), Tom Linton (as Thomas D. Linton) and Zach Lind (as Zachary Lind) Performed by Jimmy Eat World Courtesy of DreamWorks Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Firecracker" Written by Roxy Saint, Christopher Allen Goss (as Chris Goss) and John Russo Performed by Roxy Saint
"Stick Em" Written by 'Lukasz Gottwald and Todd Wilkinson Performed by Liquid Todd and Dr. Luke Courtesy of Wide
"You're Pretty Good Looking" Written by Jack White Performed by The White Stripes Courtesy of V2 Records and Licensed courtesy of XL Recordings Limited
"AM To PM" Written by Christian Lars Karlsson, Christina Milian (as Christina Flores) and Pontus Winnberg Performed by Christina Milian Courtesy of Def Soul Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"Young & Sexy" Written by S. Estiverne, J. Knight and K. Jeffries Performed by Lyric Courtesy of J Records
"Good Stuff" Written by Pharrell Williams and Chad Hugo Performed by Kelis Courtesy of Virgin Records America, Inc. Under license from EMI Film & TV Music
"Shake It Fast" Written by Chad Hugo, Mystikal (as Michael L. Tyler) and Pharrell Williams Performed by Mystikal Courtesy of Jive Records
"Sexiest Man in Jamaica" Written by Neil Claxton, Chris Baker and C. Campbell Performed by Mint Royale Courtesy of Faith And Hope Records
"Every Time I Think of You (I Get High)" Written by Dan DiPrima and Oliver Hug Performed by Phreak ED Courtesy of Snacktime, LLC
"Mambo Dance" Written by Daniel Indart and Luis Eric Gonzalez Performed by Daniel Indart and Luis Eric Courtesy of LMS Records
"Mongoose" Written by Bob Balch, Brant Bjork, Brad Davis and Scott Hill Performed by Fu Manchu Courtesy of Mammoth Records, Inc.
"Mess" Written by Duane Lavold (Custom) Performed by Custom Courtesy of ARTISTdirect Records
"Dulce Amanecer" Written and Performed by Daniel Indart Courtesy of LMS Records
"Ash to Ash" Written by Davey Ingersoll and Loudermilk Performed by Loudermilk Courtesy of DreamWorks Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"El Pilote" Written and Performed by Manuel Iman Courtesy of LMS Records
"El Chocha Loca" Written by Claudio Quattrochi Performed by Loca Courtesy of LoveCat Music By Arrangement with Ocean Park Music Group
"Baile Fresco" Written and Performed by Scott Nickoley and Ronald Dunlap
"Merengue Pie" Written and Performed by Scott Nickoley and Ronald Dunlap
"Soca Concerto in G Sharp" Written by H. Dalzell Jr. Performed by Ghetto Flex Courtesy of LoveCat Music By Arrangement with Ocean Park Music Group
"It's Tricky" Written by Darryl McDaniels (as Darryl Matthews McDaniels), Jason Mizell (as Jason William Mizell), Rick Rubin and Joseph Simmons (as Joseph Ward Simmons) Performed by Run-D.M.C. Courtesy of Arista Records, a unit of BMG Music Under license from BMG Special Products
"Ya Mama, Ya Mama" Written by Samy Goz, Pedro Maza Luaces and Charles Burbank Performed by Alabina Courtesy of Atoll Records By Arrangement with Ocean Park Music Group
"Shake It Baby" Written by Donnie Heyden and James Moore Performed by Daddy C and PD & P Courtesy of LoveCat Music By Arrangement with Ocean Park Music Group
"Bounce" Written by Mike Hampton and Ramon Richardson Performed by DJ Magic Mike Courtesy of Warlock Records, Inc./Cheetah Records
"I See You Baby" (Fatboy Slim Remix) Written by Andrew Cato (as Andy Cato), Tom Findlay and Tod Wooten Performed by Groove Armada featuring Gramma Funk (as Gram'ma Funk) Courtesy of Jive/Pepper Records
"Superbass" Written by Bergsenson & D. Torrente Performed by Antifunky Courtesy of LoveCat Music By Arrangement with Ocean Park Music Group
"Bow Down" Written by Bud'da (as Stephen Anderson), WC (as William Calhoun), Ice Cube (as O'Shea Jackson) and Mack 10 (as Dedrick Rolison) Performed by Westside Connection Courtesy of Priority Records Under license from EMI Film & TV Music
"Fever for the Flava" Written by Rob Werthner Performed by Hot Action Cop Courtesy of Lava Records/Atlantic Recording Corp. By Arrangement with Warner Special Products
Theme from "Gutbuster" Written by James Castor, James Espinoza, William Garcia, Richard March, Johnny Pruitt and Mike Stokes Performed by Bentley Rhythm Ace Courtesy of EMI Records/Astralwerks Records Under license from EMI Film & TV Music
"You Get Me" Written by John Shanks , Shelly Peiken, Abra Moore and Michelle Branch Performed by Michelle Branch Courtesy of Maverick Recording Company By Arrangement with Warner Special Products
"Bounce" Written by Roger Troutman, Jeff Foss and Reynaldo Luna Performed by Rey-Loo and Foss
"He's the Greatest Dancer" Written by Bernard Edwards and Nile Rodgers Performed by Sister Sledge Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp. By Arrangement with Warner Special Products
"More Than a Woman" Written by Barry Gibb , Maurice Gibb and Robin Gibb Performed by DJ Dado Courtesy of EMI Records Under license from EMI Film & TV Music
"Get Into Something" Written by Chris Henderson , Sekou Davis and James Seawood Performed by Jene Courtesy of Motown Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine" Written by Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff Performed by Lou Rawls Courtesy of Philadelphia International Records
"I'd Do Anything" Written by Pierre Bouvier, Chuck Comeau (as Charles-Andre Comeau), David Desrosiers, Sebastien Lefebvre, Jeff Stinco (as Jean-Francois Stinco) and Arnold Lanni Performed by Simple Plan Courtesy of Lava Records LLC By Arrangement with Warner Special Products
"Starlight" Written by Rivers Cuomo Performed by Zed Courtesy of Interscope Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises

Goofs

  SYNC: In the bathroom scene at the nightclub, the bathroom attendant turns on the tap, and water is heard to flow, several seconds before water actually comes out of the tap.
Continuity: The condition of a female dancer's clothing during the nightclub dance sequence (torn, intact, torn again.)
Revealing mistakes: When Clive is pumping the gas into Jessica's Beetle, he locks the gas pump handle back, but you can see that the lock is not engaged.
Continuity: The Vice Principal removes the "Tuba News" from the top of the police fax twice.
Fact errors: While checking the oil on the VW Bug Clive Maxtone burns his arm, but there is no area hot enough for someone to burn themselves where his arm was. While checking the oil he pulls the dipstick out of the wrong place on the motor, too. On a VW Bug the dipstick is directly in the center-front of the engine.
Continuity: Sunglasses appear on the Asian lady between shots as she reads the results.
Continuity: When Rachel McAdams is back to normal, and talking to her boyfriend, on one side shot her hair is behind her ear and in another, its in front.
Continuity: The morning Jessica wakes up as a man she tries to call April. You can hear the phone ringing at the same time April's voice mail message is playing.
Continuity: When Jessica is at the gas station she puts the gold earring in and there is a flower earring behind it. Later she only has one earring in.
CHAR: "Ling Ling" is a stereotypical Chinese name and does not come close to a Korean name. When Keesha's mother first appears in the movie, she is dressed in traditional Chinese clothing and not Korean. At the graduation scene at the end, however, Keesha is wearing correct Korean traditional dress.
Fact errors: When Clive is checking the oil in Jessica's VW, Jessica honks the horn while Clive is under the hood and the ignition is off. This is impossible on most German cars (and Volkswagens in particular), as the horn is disabled when the ignition is switched off.
Continuity: The night before Jessica becomes a man, she is talking to April on the phone about how everything is perfect. Then she puts her phone down and goes to sleep, but it in the morning it is in her hand still though she clearly puts it down.
Continuity: SPOILER: When Clive and Jessica return to their normal bodies, Clive ends up in stripper garb that is obviously too small for him. However, Jessica ends up in a tuxedo that fits her perfectly.
Continuity: When Jake speaks to April after his skiing trip, he very obviously has love bites all over his neck, yet whilst changing after the football game only a few moments later, there is no sign of any of them.
Continuity: When Jessica is getting her nails painted as a man by April the phone rings and Jessica's foot placement on April's knee changes during the shots.
FAIR: In the first opening cheer-leading scene, Jessica runs off to the side and says, "Ready, Hindenburg?". While the character's actual name is "Hildenburg", this is meant as a joke on her weight, in reference to the famous blimp, and is entirely intentional.
Continuity: The magic performed by the earrings does not behave the same in the opening scene as it does in the rest of the film. While the much slower switching of bodies can arguably be attributed to the effect being lessened after the hundreds of years, there is no good explanation for why the clothes are not switched when the bodies are in the first scene, when every other time the switch occurs, it comes complete with swapping of clothing.

Quotes

  Jessica (Clive): [after kissing April] I am so lesbian right now.
April: So... do you really have a penis?
Jessica (Clive): I don't think you get the gravity of the situation
here.
April: Can I see it?
Jessica (Clive): April!
April: Sorry... can I see it?
[Jessica gives April a dirty look]
April: Come on, it's not every day that your best friend grows a
penis.
Jessica (Clive): Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of
the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no
idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to
shave your chin.
Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.
[Clive, in Jessica's body, looks at a box of tampons frantically]
Clive (Jessica): I gotta do WHAT?
[a stripper has recognized "Clive" and punches Jessica hard]
Clive (Jessica): Oooh. Nice one!
Pole Cat Stripper: Bastard! You got a lot of nerve coming back here!
Jessica (Clive): But I didn't...
[to Clive]
Jessica (Clive): What was that all about?
Clive (Jessica): Do you believe I get to share a locker with that!
Jessica (Clive): [on the phone to Billy after becoming a man] I
should have made love to you when I had the chance.
Billy: Father Mulcahy?
Jessica Spencer: Look at these earrings. I'll be the envy of every
girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.
[April sighs in disgust]
Jessica (Clive): [after ripping the guy's ponytail off] You think
you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new
conditioner, your ends are totally SPLIT!
Long-haired Jock: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that
college guy?
Eden: [annoyed] NO.
Long-haired Jock: Wanna be?
Jessica (Clive): She's not interested, so why don't you just back
off?
Long-haired Jock: Oh, OK. GRANDPA. What are you, a pimp and these are
your skank hoes!
[Jessica slaps him hard]
Long-haired Jock: You and me, right now, lets go.
Jessica (Clive): Where are we going?
Clive (Jessica): [Walking into the bathroom after he has turned into
Jessica] WHERE'S MY...?
Teacher: Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials.
I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A.
Jessica Spencer: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually
there.
Eden: [Everyone laugh as Eden chants] Hexum maleficium spiritum
sanctum nostradumus!
Clive (Jessica): I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another
500 bucks tonight, OK. Then, I'll give you your body back because
it soooo important to you. [mockingly] Waa waa I'm crying about my
body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so
I can pay off some gambling debts.
Korean Mother: Ling Ling, you forgot your bling bling.
[Jessica (Clive) to Jake while calling for April]
Jessica (Clive): Too late dude, she's with me right now. She says
that my peepee's way bigger than yours. And that's if I fold it in
half.
Bongo Player: You can put your weed in there.
Venetia: I wish my momma bought me some bling-bling.
Ling Ling: Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have
to walk into that one?
Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different
or just hanging out with skankier friends?
Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or
just barfing more?
Monique: Barfing more.
[afterKeecia's Korean mother calls her daughter Ling-Ling in front of
her classmates]
Sissy, Venetia: "Ling-Ling"?
Venetia: Can somebody answer the phone?
Sissy: Oh dang, that's messed up.
Jessica Spencer, April: Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big
disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base...
ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all
the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist
studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to
put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing
makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a
dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget
it, no such luck.
Jessica (Clive): Well, THAT was an experience... Is there any ice in
here?
April: No
Jessica (Clive): Thank God.
Bathroom Attendant: Just remember, you shake it more than twice
you're playing with it.
Jessica (Clive): April, do you remember in second grade when you
moved here from Arkansas? And everyone made fun of you and threw
rocks at you, 'cuz you talked funny and your front two teeth were
brown. I was your only friend. I gave you that locket, round your
neck, when your grandmother was sick. You said, you said...
April: We'd be bestest friends forever.
April: Ok, let's make a list of all the people that hate Jessica.
Lulu: You know what would be a shorter list? All the people that
don't hate Jessica.
Jessica: You bitch!
Madam Mambuza: Stop banging on those drums!
Bongo Player: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you could hear that.
Jessica Spencer: You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster
and slower at the same time.
Jessica (Clive): How come you didn't snitch on me?
Booger Spencer: Cuz you're my sister and I accept you for who you
are.
Jessica (Clive): Come here;
[hugs him]
Jessica (Clive): You're such a little weirdo.
Stan Thomas: If you ruin April's night, I will have you put away.
April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
Ling Ling: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the
bathroom we missed the bus.
Ling Ling: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
Jessica (Clive): I had my period, OK!
Jake: [describing April to Billy] She was a fun ride, no doubt about
it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car
smell.
Jessica (Clive): You asshole!
Jessica (Clive): Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.
Jake: [Jake is trying to convince Billy to take someone else to the
prom] Maybe this one will put out unlike that cold fish, Jessica.
Jessica (Clive): YOU GO TO HELL!
Jessica (Clive): [defeated] Whoever left these showers on, go to
hell.
Jessica (Clive): [grabs Clive's drink as he's about to drink it]
There'd better not be any alcohol in that!
Clive (Jessica): Oh, no no no. This is a VIRGIN Scotch on the Rocks.
[Clive is in a sauna surrounded by attractive women]
Clive (Jessica): I hear it's... uh... good for the skin if you take
your towel off.
[the women all get up to leave]
Clive (Jessica): Hey! Where ya goin'? I'll see you in the shower.
[Notices that there is one other woman left]
Clive (Jessica): Hey there.
Venetia: Oh no, she didn't?
Sissy: Oh yes she did!
Venetia: [commenting on Ling-Ling's hot outfit] Girlfriend's booty be
all wrapped up in licious!
Sissy: All wrapped up.
Ling Ling: You're pretty dope and phat yourselves
Korean Mother: Ling Ling. You forgot lunch, baby bie. Chicken back
with five vegetable, bulgogi and kim chee.
Ling Ling: [embarassed] Thanks... mom.
Korean Mother: Ok. You all learn real good now!
Eden: It's a latin based form of witchcraft. It originated in Africa
and eventually made it's way to Cuba and Brazil.
Lulu: Bianca!
Jessica (Clive): I knew it.
Eden: Most of its rituals involve a chicken.
Hildenburg: That sounds delicious. [everyone looks at her] Uh, I mean
interesting.
Korean Mother: Ling-Ling, You walk right by Crazy Nail. No say hi me.
Ling Ling: Hi mom.
Ling Ling: [to Madam Mambuza] This stuff makes me so proud to be
African American.
Ling Ling: [coming into the store] Ling Ling! Ling Ling! You walk
right by Crazy Nail, no say hi me.
Ling Ling: Hi... Mom...
Jessica (Clive): [disguised as Taquito; as Carol tries to kiss him]
Carol, please! This would be wrong for me in at least five
different ways!
Carol Spencer: [pulling away] You mean... you like men?
Jessica (Clive): Of course! What did you think?
Richie Spencer: [after beating Jessica/Clive-as-Taquito in
basketball] Let me make you feel a little more at home... GOAL!
Eden: Any sex with a leprachaun?
Jessica (Clive): Not recently.
[Billy encounters Clive as himself working as a squeegee person]
Clive Maxtone: [recognizing Billy] Bobby! You got forty dollars for
me, Bobby!
Billy: [recognizing Clive] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Clive Maxtone: DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?
[Billy runs Clive over]
Lulu: Minimum wage for a maximum loser!
[after Jake asks April for a second chance]
April: I'm sorry. But I'm kind of into that new boyfriend smell.
Korean Mother: You're not ashamed of me. You're really ashamed of
yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.
Jessica (Clive): It's me, Jessica!
Jessica (Clive): This is by far the worse day of my life!
Jessica (Clive): [whistles] Scoot, he's mine.
Bianca: Boy I don't think so! [she head butts her]
Billy: Get away!
Jessica (Clive): You know, they should come with a warning. Earrings
may come with *penis!*

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