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Watch "The Tailor of Panama" Full Movie Online

Information

Year: 2001
Rating: 6.1(13768)
Listed in: Drama, Thriller
Directed by: John Boorman
Actors: Pierce Brosnan Geoffrey Rush Brendan Gleeson Harold Pinter Jamie Lee Curtis Leonor Varela
  "In a place this treacherous, what a good spy needs is a spy of his own."

Cast

 Directed by
John Boorman  
 Actors
Pierce Brosnan as Andrew 'Andy' Osnard
Geoffrey Rush as Harold 'Harry' Pendel
Brendan Gleeson as Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas
Harold Pinter as Uncle Benny
Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Pendel
David Hayman as Luxmore
Mark Margolis as Rafi Domingo
Martin Ferrero as Teddy, the Reporter
John Fortune as Maltby
Martin Savage as Stormont
Edgardo Molino as Juan-David
Jon Polito as Ramón Rudd, the Banker
Jonathan Hyde as Cavendish
Dylan Baker as General Dusenbaker
Paul Birchard as Joe
Harry Ditson as Elliot
Ken Jenkins as Morecombe
Adolfo Arias Espinosa as President
Juan Carlos Adames as Marco
Luis Antonio Gotti as Ernesto 'Ernie' Delgado
Vladimir Vega as Customer
César Sanjur as Angelo, the Manager
Doug Cockle as Pentagon Aide
Patrick Poletti as Officer #1
Andrew French as Officer #2
Frank Melia as Official #1
Paolo Tullio as Panamanian Businessman
Siraj Zaidi as Official #2
Luigi Lescure as Parent Taking Child to School
 Actresses
Jamie Lee Curtis as Louisa Pendel
Leonor Varela as Marta
Catherine McCormack as Francesca Deane
Lola Boorman as Sarah Pendel
Iris De Arco as Palace Secretary
Heather Emmanuel as Esmeralda
Diomara De Ruiz as Mrs. Delgado
Lisa Dwan as Stewardess

Movie info

Languages: English, Spanish
Budget: USD 18,000,000
Gross: USA - 9,384,002 USD (6 May 2001)
UK - 952,920 GBP (13 May 2001)
Worldwide - 28,008,462 USD (3 July 2004)
Spain - 218,691,342 ESP (30 June 2001)
 
Plot: John LeCarre's spy thriller is brought to the big screen. A British spy is banished to Panama after having an affair with an ambassador's mistress. Once there he makes connection with a local tailor with a nefarious past and connections to all of the top political and gangster figures in Panama. The tailor also has a wife, who works for the Panamanian president and a huge debt. The mission is to learn what the President intends to do with the Panama Canal. But what the two do is concoct a tremendous fictional tale about former mercenaries who are ready to topple the current government and are willing to work with Britain and the US to do so.

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Original Soundtracks

  "Todavia Cantamos" Written by Victor Heredia Performed by Rita Connolly
"Two Oceans Salsa" Written and Performed by Dino Nugent
"Mickie's Street" Written and Performed by Ventura Dríguez
"Picadillo Panameño" Written and Performed by Tony Muñoz
"El Pretexto y la Dispensa" Written by Rómulo Castro Performed by Germán "Chispa" Lawson Courtesy of Kiwi Records Inc.
"La Gallina Fina" Written by Christian García Performed by Samy Sandoval y Sandra Sandoval Courtesy of SSS Records
"Techno N-Trance" Written and Performed by Dino Nugent
"Let's Face the Music and Dance" Written by Irving Berlin Performed by Caetano Veloso Courtesy of Universal International Music, B.V. Under license from Universal Music Enterprises
"The Pick Up Dance" Written by Jorge Reyes
"Carnaval Dance" Written by Jorge Manuel

Goofs

  Revealing mistakes: SPOILER: Mickie Abraxas can be seen breathing, blinking and opening his hands after he has died.
SYNC: When the salsa band is first seen playing on the waterfront, a man is singing, but none of the male band members' mouths is moving.
Continuity: When Andy is dancing with Francesca for the first time at the outdoor bar/restaurant, her sunglasses at one point are almost completely falling off the back of her head; when the shot moves to close up, they are back on the top of her head.
Fact errors: SPOILER: Abraxas presumably committed suicide by shooting himself on his right temple since the gun is in his right hand and we only see blood on right side of his head. The bullet hole on the wooden chair should therefore be on the other side of his head.
CHAR: Savile Row, a street famous for its tailoring establishments in central London and mentioned many times in the film, is misspelled "Saville" on the computer screen that Osnard scans on the flight.

Quotes

  Harry Pendel: Oh, yes. The lies. Very, very sorry about the lies.
Louisa, I never did work in Saville Row, did I? Not as such. I
learned the tailoring in prison. I burned down my Uncle Benny's
warehouse to help him out. And then when I done my time, Uncle
Benny, he gives me my portion, sends me out here so I can't get
into trouble. I pretended he was Arthur Braifwaite. You see,
lying's what we do in prison, luv. It's instead of love, really.
You tell a thing the way it ought to be because that's so much
better than how it is. Well, it's that bad. If you follow me.
Louisa Pendel: Why didn't you just tell me from the start?
Harry Pendel: [sobbing] Because I fell in love with you, my princess,
and I knew that I wasn't good enough for you. Not as I stood.
Louisa Pendel: Harry, you are such a fool.
Sarah Pendel: [Coming downstairs] Dad, you promised to tell me a
story. Where were you?
Harry Pendel: Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry.
Sarah Pendel: No need to cry about it, Dad.
Mark Pendel: [Coming downstairs] Hi, Dad.
Sarah Pendel: Hi, Mum.
Harry Pendel: What do you want me to do?
Louisa Pendel: What do I want you to do? What you always do.
[pregnant pause] Make breafast.
Mark Pendel: Can we have pancakes?
Harry Pendel: The way I see it, we all have a dream of ourselves,
that we could be more than we are. Well, Pendel and Braithwaite are
here to help you realize that dream, in the Savile Row tradition.
Harry Pendel: When they took Noriega out, I said to myself, Harry,
they got Ali Baba, but they missed the forty thieves.
Harry Pendel: At the table, bunch of gentlemen from the loyal
opposition. They come much cheaper, naturally.
Harry Pendel: Welcome to Panama, Casablanca without heroes.
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: Never on our knees.
Harry Pendel: Right.
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: Or on our asses.
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: You know what I would do if I were
president of Panama?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: What?
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: I'd shoot every fuck in this room.
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: Look at us. Look at us! We got
everything God needed to make paradise. And what do we do? We sell
each other. We sell our country. We sell it all away!
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: The only good men left in Panama City
are you and me. That's all, you and me.
Harry Pendel: Do you know what the poor call those? The Cocaine
Towers. And our 85 banks? The laundrettes.
Stormont: Noriega formed these so-called Dignity Battalions.
Dingbats. They were to beat the dignity out of anyone remotely
critical of Noriega. It was Dr. Frankenstein, George Bush, who
created this monster when he was head of the CIA. And when
Noriega's drugrunning and brutality got too much, even for the CIA,
it was George, now President Bush, who decided to take him out. And
just to make sure, they firebombed a big chunk of the old city.
Sadly, that's where the anti-Noriega rebels were. The handful that
Noriega hadn't banged up already. So no more opposition, silent or
otherwise. Burnt, scattered, fled.
Uncle Benny: Harry boy, I've told you time and again, a man who tells
the truth is bound to be found out sooner or later. Try sincerity,
that's a virtue. But truth, it's an affliction!
Harry Pendel: I never lied to you, Marta, you know that. I didn't
tell you everything, but what I told you was true. There's only so
many people you can do that to. Tell the truth. Other people are
different. They need to be...
Marta: ...tailored.
Harry Pendel: ...helped.
Harry Pendel: And I didn't finish his suit, it would've given him
back his dignity, he wouldn't have shot himself in it.
Louisa Pendel: Why?
Harry Pendel: I don't know. I thought it was a game.
Michelangelo 'Mickie' Abraxas: I couldn't do it again. No more
prison. They break you in there. You... you get so much courage in
life; when it's gone, it's spent. I got none left.
Luxmore: Their leading man is one Michaelangelo Abraxas, known to
many, I am sure, as the elusive Pimpernel of the Popular Movement
Against General Manuel Noriega. Abraxas is a man of proven
integrity, skilled at clandestine warfare. His second in command,
but, I submit, his equal in skill and resolution, is code-named
"Marta," another veteran of the anti-Noriega resistance. For cover
purposes, she is employed as a counter receptionist by our own
Panamanian head agent, the redoubtable "Bucket."
Elliot: [Later] Do you think, personally, this Abraxas is
Presidential material?
Cavendish: Oh... Scotty...
Luxmore: Abraxas is world-class. Courageous. Unsullied.
Incorruptible. A man to dream of when you're shaping nations.
[Cut to Abraxas packing an armful of liquor bottles as his escape
"supplies."]
Gen. Dusenbaker: There's a missing star on our flag, gentlemen. It
looks to me as if God is giving us a second chance here.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: [Trying to make his getaway] Get out of my way.
Don't be bloody annoying, Harry!
Maltby: I'll walk you to your plane.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Could this be the beginning of a beautiful
friendship?
Maltby: I think it desperately unlikely.
Louisa Pendel: Do you love her?
Harry Pendel: Yes, I love her. But I have never *made* love to her.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Are you pulling my pisser?
Harold 'Harry' Pendel: Not unless the President's pulling mine!
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Don't be a cunt, Harry, we're made for each
other. You've got the debts, I've got the money. Where's your
patriotism?
Harold 'Harry' Pendel: I had it out in prison, without an anesthetic.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: You're right... it WAS open. Just TIGHT from
lack of use.
Andy: Come and dance.
Francesca Deane: Oh God. You don't DANCE as well, do you?
Andy: As well as what?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: It's dark and lonely work, Harry - like oral
sex, but someone has to do it.
Francesca Deane: Do you know I think you're the wickedest human being
I've ever met.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: That was the attraction, wasn't it?
Cavendish: Not the Osnard who got drummed out of Madrid? Foreign
Minister's wife, wasn't it?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Not his wife. Mistress. There are some things I
won't do for England.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: There's two ways we can deal with this one, old
girl. Sweat it out for six months, then fall into each other's
arms. "Darling, why didn't we ever do this before?" Method B, the
preferred one... full-on affair, now. Observing tight security all
round. See how we like it. If we don't, chuck it in. No one's the
wiser.
Francesca Deane: I don't suppose it's occurred to you that I might
hugely prefer someone else?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Is that a "no"?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: No.
Harry Pendel: And do we dress right or left, sir? Most of my
gentlemen favour left these days, don't think it's political.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Never know where the bloody thing is. Bobs
about like a wind-sock.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: [to Harry] It's all right. I'm your fairy
godmother.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Without the Yanks to hold our hands, London
will pull the entire project.
Harry Pendel: Why?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Because in matters of intelligence, dear Harry,
as in most matters merry England sucks on the American hind tit.
It's called "The Special Relationship".
Harry Pendel: So we have to stop all this, you hear? Mickie knew
nothing about it. You know and I know, I made it all up.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Oh, it's too late for that, old boy. Out of our
hands. A case of life imitating art.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Come on, let's dance. Camp it up a bit. Come
on. I'll lead.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Don't you ever feel like breaking out...
running wild? Just for the badness?
Louisa Pendel: Never. Harry is my virtue. Without him I'd be...
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: You'd be like Harry without Arthur Braithwaite.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Look at those tits. Yum-yum.
Harry Pendel: You press me too hard, Andy.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Sweetheart, you haven't even felt me yet.
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: You've excelled yourself. This is a better yarn
than Arthur Braithwaite.
Harry Pendel: Are you implying that I'm...
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Doesn't matter what I think. It plays.
Louisa Pendel: What is all this bullshit about Abraxas and Delgado?
Andrew 'Andy' Osnard: Don't worry about it. It's crap. It's all a
game.

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