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| Year: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 7.8(81107) |
| Listed in: | Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror |
| Directed by: | Ruben Fleischer |
| Actors: | Jesse Eisenberg Woody Harrelson Bill Murray Emma Stone Abigail Breslin Amber Heard |
| "This place is so dead" | |
Cast
| Directed by | |
|---|---|
| Ruben Fleischer | |
| Actors | |
| Jesse Eisenberg | as Columbus |
| Woody Harrelson | as Tallahassee |
| Bill Murray | as Himself |
| Derek Graf | as Clown Zombie |
| Jacob G. Akins | as Banjo Zombie |
| Hunter Aldridge | as Best Man |
| Michael August | as Police Officer Zombie |
| Daniel Burnley | as Frightened Pedestrian |
| Chris Burns | as Bicycle Zombie |
| Dalton Cole | as Bubbie & Pee Paw's Grandson |
| Blaise Corrigan | as Groom |
| Ernest Dancy | as Businessman Zombie |
| Anthony J. Davis | as Store Patron |
| Chase Fitzgerald | as Trash-can Zombie |
| Jon Gould | as Pedestrian in Decatur |
| Travis Grant | as Amusement Park Zombie |
| Robert Hatch | as Yuppie Zombie |
| Barry Hopkins | as Panicked Pedestrian |
| Amir Khan | as Point-Blank Zombie |
| Amir Kovacs | as Zombie |
| Brian Luallen | as Riot Zombie |
| Shaun Lynch | as Cardio Zombie |
| Paul A. Moser | as Jeep Guy |
| Justin Price | as Sprint Zombie |
| Steve Prouty | as Punched in Face Zombie |
| Devin Ray | as Schoolboy |
| Cody Rowlett | as Panicked Pedestrian |
| Leon Snow Jr. | as Janitor |
| Steven Stadler | as Cowboy |
| Sean Hilton Stephens | as Bike Guy |
| Brian Stretch | as DC Zombie |
| Clay Walker | as Mechanic |
| Steve Warren | as Metro Station Zombie |
| Mike White | as Victim in Bathroom |
| Nathan Wright | as Rule #1- Cardio |
| Scott M. Yaffee | as Amusement Park Zombie |
| Travis Young | as Grocery Store Zombie |
| Actresses | |
| Emma Stone | as Wichita |
| Abigail Breslin | as Little Rock |
| Amber Heard | as 406 |
| Elle Alexander | as Zombie Meter Maid |
| Melanie Booth | as Hippie Girl |
| Sydnie Dawson | as Princess Zombie |
| Ming Liu | as Achilles Business Woman |
| Lynn McArthur | as Girl on Cell Phone |
| Jade Moser | as Yellow Truck Girl |
| Darian O'Rear | as Birthday Princess |
| Tammy Luthi Retzlaff | as Woman Attacked by Zombies |
| April Rich | as Hot Mom |
| Joan Schuermeyer | as Cynthia Knickerbocker |
| Michelle Sebek | as Businesswoman Zombie |
| Jessalin Smith | as College Student Zombie |
| Ann Margaret Swindall | as Featured Hero Zombie |
| Sonya Thompson | as Lunchroom Lady Zombie |
| Victory Van Tuyl | as Bubby & Pee Paw's Granddaughter |
Movie info
| Languages: | English |
| Filming dates: | February 2009 - April 2009 |
| Budget: | USD 23,600,000 |
| Gross: |
USA - 75,590,286 USD (13 December 2009) UK - 3,001,207 GBP (25 October 2009) |
| Plot: | The horror comedy Zombieland focuses on two men who have found a way to survive a world overrun by zombies. Columbus is a big wuss -- but when you're afraid of being eaten by zombies, fear can keep you alive. Tallahassee is an AK-toting, zombie-slaying' bad ass whose single determination is to get the last Twinkie on earth. As they join forces with Wichita and Little Rock, who have also found unique ways to survive the zombie mayhem, they will have to determine which is worse: relying on each other or succumbing to the zombies. |
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"The Star-Spangled Banner" Written by John Stafford Smith and Francis Scott Key "For Whom the Bell Tolls" Written by James Hetfield , Lars Ulrich and Cliff Burton Performed by Metallica Courtesy of Elektra Entertainment Group By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing and Courtesy of E/M Ventures "Feels So Good" Written and Performed by Chuck Mangione Courtesy of A&M Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "You're a Wolf" Written by Alex Brown Church Performed by Sea Wolf Courtesy of Dangerbird Records "No One's Gonna Love You" Written by Benjamin Bridwell, Creighton Barrett and James Hampton Performed by Band of Horses Courtesy of Sub Pop Records "Duelin' Banjos" Written by Arthur Smith "Gold Guns Girls" Written by James Shaw and Emily Haines Performed by Metric Courtesy of Metric Music International By Arrangement with Zync Music Inc. "Everybody Wants Some" Written by Edward Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, Michael Anthony and David Lee Roth Performed by Van Halen Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc. By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing "Puppy Love" Written and Performed by Paul Anka Courtesy of The RCA Records Label and The RCA /Jive Label Group, A unit of Sony Music Entertainment By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "Oh! Sweet Nuthin'" Written by Lou Reed Performed by The Velvet Underground Courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp. By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing "The Marriage of Figaro, K.492" Written by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" Written by Fred Rose Performed by Willie Nelson Courtesy of Columbia Records and The Columbia/Epic Label Group A unit of Sony Music Entertainment By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "It's Only Wednesday" Written by Antonio Beliveau, Michael Beliveau and Jason Morris Performed by Crash Kings Courtesy of Universal Motown Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Hard to Come Back" Written by Yann Chéhu, Julien Richer, Dan Voisin and Joel Daventry Performed by Success Courtesy of P&C Platinum Under license from The Bicycle Music Company "Death Prayer in Heaven's Orchard" Written by Ethan Miller Performed by Howlin Rain Courtesy of Birdman Records Under license from The Bicycle Music Company "Moonlight Kiss" Written by Raul Malo, Alan Miller and Jay Weaver Performed by Raul Malo Courtesy of Concord Music Group, Inc. "Popular from Wicked'" Written by 'Stephen Schwartz Performed by Kristin Chenoweth Courtesy of Universal Classics Group Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Kingdom of Rust" Written by Andy Williams , Jez Williams and Jimi Goodwin Performed by Doves Courtesy of EMI Records Ltd./Astralwerks Under license from EMI Film & Television Music "Ghostbusters" Written and Performed by Ray Parker Jr. Courtesy of Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. and Arista Records, Inc. Under license from Sony Pictures Music Group "Don't Fear the Reaper" Written by Donald Roeser Performed by Blue Öyster Cult Courtesy of Columbia Records and The Columbia/Epic Label Group A unit of Sony Music Entertainment By Arrangement with Sony Music Licensing "Taps" Written by Daniel Butterfield (as General Daniel Butterfield) "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" Written by Hank Williams (as Hank Williams, Sr.) Performed by Hank Williams Courtesy of Mercury Records Under license from Universal Music Enterprises "Two of the Lucky Ones" Written by Pete Droge and Elaine Summers Performed by The Droge and Summers Blend Courtesy of Puzzle Tree Records "Feel Good About It" Written by Jacob Lind and Erik Sunbring Performed by Marching Band Courtesy of U & L Records, Inc. "Vienna Blood Waltz, Op. 354" Written by Johann Strauß (as Johann Strauss, Jr.) Courtesy of Dynamic Recording "Your Touch" Written by Daniel Q. Auerbach (as Dan Auerbach) and Patrick J. Carney (as Patrick Carney) Performed by The Black Keys Courtesy of Nonesuch By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing "Salute Your Solution" Written by Brendan Benson and Jack White (as Jack White, III) Performed by The Raconteurs Courtesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc. By Arrangement with Warner Music Group Film & TV Licensing and Courtesy of XL Recordings Ltd. |
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Continuity: During the scene where Columbus is consoling his neighbor after she was attacked. The handle on the mug she drinks from keeps changing direction. SYNC: In the scene where Tallahassee teaches Little Rock how to shoot, there is no audio for when Little Rock reloads her gun, and a an empty shell hits the ground. Continuity: In the scene in the celebrity mansion where Columbus and Wichita (almost) kiss; the center wine bottle with the candle is facing forward in some shots and backwards in others. Continuity: In the scene where Columbus and Wichita are drinking alone and talking in the mansion; the candle lengths of the various candelabras in the background table between their heads vary greatly in size between dialog shots. Continuity: During the scene where Wichita entices Columbus with a bottle of wine, we see Columbus standing near a surface covered in picture frames and knick knacks. When the camera is on him, the vase in the back has a lid that is sitting perfectly flat. The camera switches to Wichita and then back to Columbus who then moves the lid that is now crooked. Revealing mistakes: Theme park rides do not run autonomously as portrayed in the film. In order for them to operate someone would have to stay at the control box to start/stop the rides. Continuity: When Little Rock and Wichita go to the amusement park, they leave the mansion in the morning, and arrive when it is dark. However, when Tallahassee and Columbus go after them, they leave in darkness, and arrive in darkness. The girls are still on the ride when they arrive. Continuity: When Tallahassee paints the number "3" on the drivers door of the Hummer, the number changes size later in the film and all additional shots. SYNC: When Tallahassee is showing Little Rock how to shoot, she pulls the trigger, the hammer clicks, the camera cuts to the other side, and the gunfire noise is made. SYNC: SPOILER: Saluting the death of Bill Murray with gunfire, the 3 older characters fire their weapons, but the young girl does not pull the trigger. It can be clearly seen that she does not pull the trigger yet there is a sound to signify that she has, and she also proceeds to reload her gun three times without pulling the trigger once. Continuity: After alerting the zombies to the amusement park Wichita is seen using a pump shotgun to kill the chasing zombies. The shotgun seems to never run out of ammo and Wichita is never seen reloading the weapon. FAIR: Tallahassee says there are six live people in the world when he meets Bill Murray. Outside of flashbacks, there are only five live people in the movie - Columbus, Tallahassee, Wichita, Little Rock and Murray. However, Cynthia Knickerbocker earned Zombie Kill of the Week about halfway through the movie, which brings the count to six living people even though there are only five alive in the party. Crew: In the scene in which zombies climb the Tower of Terror-style ride to get Wichita and Little Rock, a safety harness is briefly visible on one of the male zombies. Continuity: When Columbus first sees the black Escalade coming down the highway, Tallahassee rams a car out of the way, the 'bulldozer' attachment on the bumper gets damaged, then seconds later, it is back the way it was. Continuity: When Columbus and Tallahassee are leaving Bill Murray's house, Columbus is riding away on a motorcycle wearing a leather jacket. He proceeds to crash the bike in the driveway and when Tallahassee drives closer to pick him up Columbus is no longer wearing the leather jacket. Continuity: When Columbus and Tallahassee are at the Hostess truck Columbus flips a package of snowballs into one hand and the gun is in his other hand. In the following shot the package and gun have traded places. PLOT: When Wichita is in the power control room for Pacific Playland, she pulls the Annex lever which lights up the rides immediately outside. The control room would be located in an original central portion of a park, not an annex added later. CHAR: Mad Cow Disease (BSE/CJD) is not caused by a virus as 'Columbus' suggests, but a prion, a protein ingested by eating the meat of affected cows. Revealing mistakes: In the scene where Tallahassee and Columbus push the stand, creating a domino effect with the other stands, the last stand is seen to be falling before it had contact with the one before it. GEOG: In the opening scene outside The DC Capital Building the camera moves around an upturned car and in the background there are British roundabout road signs visible. Continuity: Early in the film, Columbus (Eisenberg) enumerates his rules for survival. While he explains rule #4, "Beware of bathrooms", he flees a bathroom at a gas station, with a single male zombie in pursuit. As he rounds a corner, he sees and shoots a female zombie and we see that the male zombie is almost close enough to touch Columbus. In the very next shot, with no time lost between cuts, the male zombie is now much further away. Continuity: In the scene where Columbus and Wichata get out the yellow Humvee to collect a map for Beverly Hills stars mansions Columbus shoots a zombie in a pink outfit. The zombie falls dead on the pavement. However when Columbus gets into Humvee in the next shot the zombie in the pink outfit is lying in the street in front of the side door. Continuity: When Witchita and Little Rock are on the "Blast Off" ride at Pacific Playland, before taking off they shoot the approaching zombies. The last zombie to approach them before launching gets shot, but Witchita and Little Rock do not shoot, or even aim at him. Continuity: During the scene where Tallahassee has just met and picked up Columbus. They drive off revealing a crashed 747 on the highway. However there is clearly no crashed airliner in the earlier scenes. Continuity: In the scene were Tallahasee and Columbus are in the supermarket, Tallahasee kills a zombie with a banjo. In the next shot of him he is holding what appears to be a metal pipe and the banjo has gone. Continuity: When Tallahassee barricades himself in the game booth at Pacific Playland, he prepares for his gunfight by placing four magazines on the counter in the following order (left to right): One single-stack mag, one double-stack mag, one single-stack, one double-stack. When he runs out of ammo and goes to reload, the magazines have changed order. They are now (left to right) two double-stacks and two single-stacks. Additionally, both guns are empty and he dropped the magazines from both guns, but when he slams the guns down onto the magazines, he only actually reloads one gun. Three mags are left on the counter (one double, two singles). CHAR: Wichita states "Anaconda" was her first R-Rated movie. "Anaconda" is rated PG-13. Continuity: When Columbus goes to save Wichita and Little rock, who are stuck on a ride, he is faced with a clown. He has run out of ammo and is seen checking his pockets without any luck. However, a few minutes later when he is with Tallahassee, trying to find Twinkies, he gets spooked and fires off two shots. Continuity: 00:10 into the show when Columbus and Tallahassee are first in the Escalade together, they drive across the median of an interstate highway. There are already well-worn tire tracks that they follow, indicating multiple shoots of the same scene before this one was captured. Continuity: In the theme park Columbus clearly runs out of ammo and resorts to using the hammer to kill the clown zombie, yet in the next scene in the shop he fires two shots into the Twinkie box when he hears rats Continuity: In the first scene with Columbus when he fiddles with the keys trying to get his car door unlocked while being chased by zombies, when he decides to take them for another lap he drops the keys on the ground however when he is running away we can see that they are no keys on the ground. Revealing mistakes: In the introduction when Columbus is listing the rules, during the fasten your seat belt rule the woman is driving away from a group of small girls in a mini van. The girl holding onto the back of the van wearing the yellow dress is clearly an adult. Continuity: When the girls run to get on the tower of terror ride the harnesses are up on three seats. When the ride starts to rise all three harnesses are down, including the harness on the empty seat. All harnesses must be down for most rides to run. Continuity: After killing the clown zombie Columbus goes to rescue the girls and the emergency break on the tower of terror ride is on though no one was there to flip the switch after the ride initially started. They stopped the ride by shooting the control box, which appears to be fine. Revealing mistakes: Throughout the movie, shotguns are fired on numerous occasions with no recoil. This is especially noticeable in the mansion, when Talahassee is teaching Little Rock how to shoot, and at the amusement park when the girls are both firing from the hip. Revealing mistakes: When Little Rock and Wichita reach the amusement park. Wichita says "open sesame" and bumps into the gate with the Hummer, however the lock just seems to magically fall off with no force at all. Continuity: When Tallahassee and Columbus are outside the grocery store, Tallahassee is taking out various weapons for destruction, one of them is a baseball bat. As he is talking about the expiration date of the Twinkie you can see there is no weight on the bat (used for practicing your swing as it makes your swing slower). As they enter the store all of a sudden a red weight has been added. FAIR: At the beginning of the film, Columbus states that he is making his way from his dorm room in Austin to Columbus. In a later flashback, it is obvious he lives in an apartment, not a dormitory. However, if he is attending school at the University of Texas this is a possible type of housing since the university is not able to support the freshman class in traditional dormitories. Columbus may be living in a housing co-op which could resemble an apartment more than a dormitory Continuity: At the Garland, TX scene the male zombie coming out of the restroom has toilet paper stuck to his foot which disappears and reappears as the camera angle changes. Continuity: When Tallahassee opens the hostess truck his gun is in his hand, when he starts digging through the snowballs his gun is holstered. Revealing mistakes: When Tallahassee and Columbus enter into Blaine's Grocery store and Tallahassee plays the banjo, bags of WalMart's exclusive line of "Ol' Roy" dog treats can be seen in the background Continuity: When Tallahassee and Columbus meet and pull their guns on each other, there are a few cut scenes that show them with their guns raised. A shot is then shown where you see Tallahassee raise his gun again. FAIR: SPOILER: After they've been rescued, Wichita and Columbus are walking back to the car, she asks where 'Florida' is, to which Columbus concludes he must be in the place that sells deep fried twinkies. She does, of course, mean Tallahassee, however the other characters have also been referred to by their home state, e.g. 'Columbus, Ohio'. Crew: At the scene where Tallahassee finds the yellow hummer, he opens the drivers door and the camera is clearly visible in the mirror. Continuity: In the scene where Wichita is going to drop Columbus off to take a different truck, he decides to stay in the Hummer. They drive past the truck however the front of the truck stays illuminated by "headlights" despite having completely passed the truck. Continuity: When Tallahassee is in the game booth you can see the zombies opening the gate on one side, but in the next shot it's closed. |
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[from trailer] Wichita: Let's play the quiet game. Columbus: I've actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I've been trying to... Wichita: Have you never played the quiet game? [from trailer] Tallahassee: Time to nut up or shut up! Columbus: [after his neighbor changes into a zombie] You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig. Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie. Columbus: Fuck this clown. Columbus: The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties. Columbus: I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland. Columbus: [to Tallahasse] You're like a giant... cock blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab. Tallahassee: [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies? Columbus: I love Sno-Balls. Tallahassee: I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency. Tallahassee: [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh. Columbus: Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet. Tallahassee: [Columbus kisses Wichita] Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. Columbus: [a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard. Columbus: [a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard. Columbus: You know there's a place untouched by all this crap? Tallahassee: Back east, yeah? Columbus: Yeah. Yeah. You heard the same thing? Tallahassee: Out west, we hear it's back east. Back east, they hear it's out west. It's all just nonsense. You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of the year. Columbus: There are no penguins on the North Pole. Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch? Tallahassee: [Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank God for rednecks! Tallahassee: [Searching for Twinkies] Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? Columbus: Someone's ear is in danger of having hair brushed over it... Tallahassee: Where are the fucking Twinkies? Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray? Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is. Little Rock: Who's Gandhi? Columbus: When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "not to be fucked with". Columbus: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm. Tallahassee: [referring to Wichita and Little Rock, who previously hijacked them] They're in the back, aren't they? Little Rock: [pops up holding shotgun] Just me. Columbus: I'm really sorry. She was a good crouching tiger... Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? Columbus: Well, girls mature faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age. Little Rock: Twelve's the new twenty. Gun please. Tallahassee: Like you would ever use that thing [Little Rock shoots in the air] Don't kill me with my own gun. Columbus: [Columbus sprays Tallahassee with perfume, Tallahassee turns around and glares at Columbus] Let me begin my three-part apology by saying that you're a wonderful human being. Tallahassee: Forget about it. But FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. Little Rock: Yes! But no she's not, she's not. She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana. When she's wearing the wig. So... [from trailer] Tallahassee: [turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie kill] What do you think? "Zombie Kill of the Week"? Tallahassee: You've got a pretty mouth. [hits a zombie with a banjo] Columbus: In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda. Columbus: [to an exasperated Little Rock] Oh, you're about to learn who you're gonna call... Ghostbusters. Tallahassee: There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty. Tallahassee: [to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. [ignores Columbus' taken-aback "no" gesture] Tallahassee: Goddamn it, Bill fucking Murray! I had to get that out. I don't mean to gush. This is so surreal. I mean, you probably get this all the time. Maybe not lately, but I'm such a huge fan of yours. You know, I swear, I've seen every one of your movies a million times. I even loved your dramatic roles and just everything. Six people left in the world and one of them is Bill fucking Murray. I know that's not your middle name. I've been watching you since I was like... Since I could masturbate. I mean, not that they're connected. Tallahassee: Have you ever read that book She's Just Not That Into You? Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go. Columbus: And they're so fat. Tallahassee: In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos." Tallahassee: [to Columbus] I'm gonna give you about 45% power. [punches Columbus in the arm] Columbus: [in voice-over] You see, He was in the ass-kicking business and... Tallahassee: [Tallahassee, in flashback, rounds corner holding two chainsaws and wearing a welding mask, flips mask up]... business is *good*! Columbus: [Columbus and Wichita are drinking wine] 1997. Was that a good year? Wichita: Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch. Columbus: Did you guys... [gestures with fingers] Columbus: ...use tongue? Wichita: [laughs] Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch? Columbus: Yes. Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997. Let me see... I think... 1997 I had my first orthodontist appointment... bastard gave me headgear... I got my first B... [Wichita laughs] Columbus: ...almost as scary as Anaconda... went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice... [pauses] Wichita: And nobody picked you? Columbus: Well, it was ladies' choice. Wichita: [pauses in disbelief]... No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this. [stands, offers Columbus her hand] Wichita: On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you. [Columbus looks at her, takes another swig of wine] Wichita: Don't worry. Scotty's old news. Little Rock: Have you heard about Pacific Playland? There are no zombies there. Columbus: The amusement park? Little Rock: Yep! Tallahassee: That place totally blows! [Little Rock and Wichita shoot Tallahassee angry looks]... my mind. Just fun for the whole family. Columbus: [while running towards Tallahasse and being chased by a zombie] Don't swing, don't swing! [slides under Tallahasse's baseball bat] Columbus: Swing! Tallahassee: You see, that why i don't let people close, you only get burned. Bill Murray: [dying] Is that you say hello where you come from? Columbus: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray. Tallahassee: Mr. Murray? Bill Murray: I'm just Bill, I think, now. Tallahassee: Bill? Bill Murray: Yeah? Tallahassee: [pokes at Bill's wound] I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this. Bill Murray: Ah. That's still tender. Tallahassee: You think you might pull through? Bill Murray: No. Columbus: If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive. Bill Murray: It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. Little Rock: So do you have any regrets? Bill Murray: Garfield, maybe. Tallahassee: Hey, a little help with movin' the couch. We're makin' a fort. Columbus: You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. Tallahassee: ...The day he was born I just lost my mind. Wichita: You know between you, me and What About Bob?... You're actually kinda cute. Columbus: You think so? Wichita: Yeah. I mean you got the guts of a guppy but I could hit that. Columbus: Really? Wichita: Or at least give you the intentional walk to first. Columbus: That guy down there... is me. I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland. Columbus: Hey, for fuck's sake, enough already! We are being chased by ravenous freaks. Like we don't have enough problems. Oh, they stole my hummer. Oh, we have trust issues. Well get over it! We can't just fucking drive down the road playing I Spy or some shit for two hours like four normal-ass Americans? Fuck me. Tallahassee: Whoa. Columbus: I know. Little Rock: No Twinkies. Tallahassee: Shit! fuck! Wichita: See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's, but no one ever listens to me. Tallahassee: Hop in the car, Evil Knievel. Let's go ride the rollercoaster. Tallahassee: Come on! Anybody hungry! Tallahassee's nice this time of year! Columbus: Are you one of those guys who has to constantly 'one-up' everyone else? Tallahassee: Hell, no! I knew a guy once who was a lot worse at that than me. [first lines] Columbus: Oh, America. I wish I could tell you that this was still America, but I've come to realize that you can't have a country without people. And there are no people here. No, my friends. This is now the United States of Zombieland. Tallahassee: Are you fucking with me? Columbus: Uh, no. You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important. Tallahassee: I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle? Columbus: Hey, this may be a bad time, but I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Tallahassee: Bill Murray, you're a zombie? [Wichita hits Bill in his back with a golf club] Bill Murray: [cries in pain] Ow, I'm on fire! Ouch! Tallahassee: You're not a zombie, you're talking and... You're okay? Bill Murray: The hell I am. Wichita: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was... It was "you" you. Tallahassee: Are you...? What's with the get-up? Bill Murray: Oh, I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don't mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there. Bill Murray: You are staring at me. It's a hairpiece. A piece. Wichita: I'm sorry. No, it's just that you look remarkably like Eddie Van Halen. Bill Murray: I just saw Eddie Van Halen. Wichita: Nuh-uh. Tallahassee: Really? Bill Murray: Yeah. Wichita: Wow. Tallahassee: Where? Bill Murray: The Hollywood Bowl. Tallahassee: How was it? Bill Murray: He's a zombie. Little Rock: [playing Monopoly] Oh, free parking. Wichita: Which, coincidentally, is the best thing about Zombieland. Columbus: No, the best thing about Z-land, no Facebook status updates. You know, "Rob Curtis is gearing up for Friday." Who cares? Tallahassee: The best thing is no more flushing. Epic. Wichita: You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country... where are you gonna go? Little Rock: [sticks arms up in air] I'm going to Pacific Playland! Woo! Tallahassee: You're thinking about fucking Wichita! Bill Murray: [last line, after end credits] In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, Gopher.' |
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